Thread 513005173

As a billionaire, I see 4chan as a zoo keeping a host of evolutionarily flawed creatures that exist solely for the viewing pleasure of evolutionarily perfect billionaires such as myself.

Seriously, every time I lurk at 4chan (especially /pol/) during my 3 hour lunch break, all I see is a bunch of poor malnourished basedjaks screeching and malding about how they are treated unfairly by everyone else, or how larping as a neet will collapse the society as an act of revenge or some nonsense like that (I don't really pay much attention to the details of their malding, after all why should I anyway).

Long story short, 4channers themselves are the biggest reason why they remain poor and miserable. 4channers have no one to blame but themselves. If they simply work hard and act smart like I did, then they would be able to become a billionaire and enjoy everything the world has to offer, just like what I'm doing right now.

Now I gotta go back to the company lobby to give a brief inspirational speech to my workers, then I'll take an early leave to fly to Amsterdam for my 2nd 1-month paid vacation. See ya later.

>>513005173 (OP)
>jew larping
or jeet, whichever.

Fuck off faggot.
All fields.

>>513005173 (OP)
Cool blog post

>>513005173 (OP)
tldr

Can I get $3.50?

>>513005173 (OP)
Yeah, cool speech, Jeff. Real inspiring. Hey, quick question though—do you ever actually see the people when you talk to them, or are you just picturing a bunch of little Monopoly men bowing at your feet?

Because while you were sipping gold-flake soup and dunking on anonymous frog avatars, your pilot called. He says the jet won’t start because it’s been stuffed with wet bread. I didn’t do it, but I know who did, and they say you owe them $4.27.

And you know what, maybe that’s fair. You’ve been walking around like you own the air, Jeff. Like every breath you take is a dividend. But here’s the truth—you’re not in a zoo watching them. You’re in the cage, man. We’re outside. And we’re rattling it.

>>513005206
I understand that you are currently experiencing emotional distress due to being exposed by an evolutionarily perfect being such as myself regarding the miserable state of your current self.

You now learned that you and you alone are the sole reason why you are poor and miserable. You are confused and angry at the truth so you are lashing out at me. That's understandable.

However, that doesn't change the truth. If you don't want to remain poor and miserable, you gotta work for it, you know?

Pull yourself up by the bootstrap, son

>Billionaire
Zimbabwe?

>>513005173 (OP)
>even billionaires have nothing better to do than browse 4chan
sad commentary on this world desu
also, please feed the poor or end homelessness or pay your workers better or something with that money, 'cause you sure aren't using it for yourself lmao

>>513005173 (OP)
Dunno 4chan obviously has a lot of vile rats but a lot of smart people too.

Just because you fall into wealth, or get lucky getting rich etc doesn't make someone a good person.

Look at this idiot, wins a 167 million dollar jackpot lottery ticket in Kentucky, and crashes out in Florida. Fucking idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaaKRN-hRGs

Sounds like you're pretending to be a billionaire.
>break
>Paid vacation

COO of Fortune 1000 company and I really think this. Don't luigi me I'm moar based than u'd think.

Watch you back, Richer. You and your ilk will get what’s coming to you soon enough.

>>513007360
Lol good luck with that.

I literally bought an entire private military company for the sole purpose of protecting me.

Because I'm rich, I paid every contractors handsomely with lucrative salaries and benefits, which is why all of the contractors swore loyalty to me and me only. They are also armed with enough firepower to take over a small country like Cuba.

4channers will never be able to touch me without getting swiss-cheesed by the collective firepower of my hired guns lmao

>>513005173 (OP)
So you have billions of dollars and you waste your time on this shit instead of going out and getting laid/drunk/high?
Let's be honest, that makes you look way more pathetic than the poors who come here because they can't afford to entertain themselves in any other way

>>513006749
I owned the company so I set the rules.

Officially, I worked for 9 hours per day.

But in actuality, I only spend like 3 hours doing actual work (basically doing meeting with my investors and my beloved billionaire friends through Microsoft Team). I give myself two 3-hour lunch breaks for me to do whatever I want (eating at 5-star restaurant, visiting massage parlour, having sex with my female employees etc).

Honestly, 3 hours of work separated by two 3-hour lunch breaks is a very relaxing work schedule, and I love it hehe.

Speaking of paid vacation, I give myself 4 1-month paid vacations, each vacation will take place in 1 season.

Man, being a billionaire with full control of your company policy is awesome haha. =D

>>513005173 (OP)
see you could just lie and be done with it, but you had to try to insult anon, and very poorly at that
that's not cool, you should kill yourself

>>513005873
Nah, 4channers are the pathetic inbred animals locked in the cage for the sole purpose of being made fun of by visitors.

My billionaire friends and I, on the other hand, are the visitors looking at the 4channers from the outside of the cage with amusement.

Also, I hired an entire private military company as my personal bodyguard, so I have nothing to worry about lol

>>513005173 (OP)
TLDR

>>513005206
I think he's copypasting AI chats

>>513008326
Eh, commenting on 4chan doesn't take a lot of time, and I only browse 4chan during lunch break while getting served in massage parlour or after having sex with each female employee (trust me, when you have a lot of 20-years-old HR ladies in your company, you need to take some time to cool down after creampieing one HR cutie before proceeding to the next. Good God they have a lot of stamina haha)

Billionairs wish they were me.

>>513005173 (OP)
You will never be a woman.

>>513006122
I dunno, I'm a very good person given how fantastically rich I am thanks to all my hard work.

Goodness of a billionaire is directly proportional to his wealth after all

>>513005173 (OP)
>lunch break
>billionaire
>>>lunch break
lmao. even if this isn't a larp you're still just a wagecuck

Ill pay you $100 to fuck off. If that doesnt please you, i have a old antique mirror from Hitlers Kehlsteinhaus you could jerk your own ass off to.

>talking about taking breaks
this is how i know you're a nigger who will always work for me, under me
thanks for your cervix you bitch nigger slave kek

It's a child they're talking about evolution and zoos. School break undoubtedly.

>>513005963
Eh, instead of asking for handouts, the poor and the homeless should work harder to improve their own lives instead. It's literally that simple.

>>513009019
I like boobs.

>>513005173 (OP)
>Memeflag
You're a third worlder

>>513009201
Improvement implies a flaw. I see no flaw in my environment. What do you see in yours?