/pol/ - Felony charges for throwing a $13 footlong at federal agent

Anonymous (ID: 0xoshnbc)

8/14/2025, 9:16:00 AM No.513012372 >>513012420 >>513012502 >>513012970 >>513013055 >>513014656 >>513014752 >>513017363 >>513017512 >>513017527

Felony charges for throwing a $13 footlong at federal agent

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Was it really worth it?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-charged-felony-after-allegedly-whacking-federal-agent-sandwich-amid-trumps-dc-crime-crackdown

Anonymous (ID: MktYuYxB)

8/14/2025, 9:17:01 AM No.513012420 >>513012486

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>>513012372 (OP)
the real crime is a $13 footlong desu

Anonymous (ID: MfwLZ/tJ)

8/14/2025, 9:17:37 AM No.513012446

He'll get off. They're trying to keep people from going to subway.

Anonymous (ID: MfwLZ/tJ)

8/14/2025, 9:18:56 AM No.513012486

>>513012420
fpbp. The last time I was in a subway 3 years ago I took one look at their jacked up prices and 360d. They were never good quality so how did they get so expensive?

Anonymous (ID: Bh3aemZ7)

8/14/2025, 9:19:01 AM No.513012491

>Flogging your 12" at a pig
Based AF

Anonymous (ID: 26L0QheV)

8/14/2025, 9:19:15 AM No.513012502

>>513012372 (OP)
>oh no a glowing fed golem has been assaulted by sandwich 5 years jail time for you
feds and golems are in for it this time

Anonymous (ID: bsn4230r)

8/14/2025, 9:31:43 AM No.513012970 >>513013105

>>513012372 (OP)
>timesofindia.com
DO NOT REDEEM THE FOOTLONG SARRRRRR

Anonymous (ID: lXsYrjOm)

8/14/2025, 9:33:33 AM No.513013055 >>513013199

>>513012372 (OP)
THIRTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FOOTLONG?!
I remember when they were $5. Fuck this economy

Anonymous (ID: lXsYrjOm)

8/14/2025, 9:34:43 AM No.513013105

>>513012970
India would know, theyre the only ones who work at subway

Anonymous (ID: 0xoshnbc)

8/14/2025, 9:37:16 AM No.513013199

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>>513013055
It is real

Anonymous (ID: 0vvrZ+US)

8/14/2025, 10:13:43 AM No.513014656

>>513012372 (OP)
good that is exactly what the charge should be.

Anonymous (ID: 36JswHmL)

8/14/2025, 10:16:05 AM No.513014752

>>513012372 (OP)
That's more than a dallor an inch.

Anonymous (ID: Oxow5OLN)

8/14/2025, 11:26:55 AM No.513017363

>>513012372 (OP)
Yes

Anonymous (ID: Q9qL5HXm)

8/14/2025, 11:28:21 AM No.513017419

police state thanks Trump

Anonymous (ID: cAQgZLJR)

8/14/2025, 11:31:08 AM No.513017512 >>513017594

>>513012372 (OP)
Dont worry, that guy will really enjoy fuck-you-up-the-ass prison

Anonymous (ID: W6qEVsOL)

8/14/2025, 11:31:27 AM No.513017527

>>513012372 (OP)
The sandwich had cheese and the officer was lactose intolerant so he should be charged with terrorism too.

Anonymous (ID: W6qEVsOL)

8/14/2025, 11:33:11 AM No.513017594

>>513017512
They will treat him like a gyro in there.

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