>>513015188 (OP)
another bong slippery slope
>be bong in 2026
>see a nice arse speedily gallivanting down the end
>must be a bloody copperwoman
>the new law says that even a look is criminal, but i can't help meself
>suddenly she turns around
>"oi, mate, you got a loicense for me arse?"
>"nay, miss, there must be some misunderstanding, mustn't it?'
>the copperwoman start walking towards me
>suddenly an asian leaps out of a bush and starts ravaging her
>the mosque speakers crackle and the prayer starts blaring
>must be 12 bong already, innit?