Thread 513024932

Here’s how Hasan Piker starts each day: working out, shooting the shit. It’s Monday at 8:30 a.m., and we’re in the backyard of a luxury villa in West Hollywood, where there’s a makeshift private gym with benches, pull-down machines, and dumbbells galore. This is where the 34-year-old political influencer keeps his thirsted-after body fit, joined by a few other neighborhood characters, including a guy who works on Pod Save America. His Bernese beefcake Kaya tussles with a few other golden-brown dogs. As Piker burns through his 70-minute workout, exhausting himself in the process, he strips his shirt off. An army of girls and gays—not to mention admiring looksmaxxers—would kill to be where I am now, next to Piker, as he pants in a pair of neon shorts with black Calvin Klein boxers poking out and sunlight glinting off the sweat beaded on his chest hairs.

Piker’s trainers fib to me about how much he’s bench-pressing (300 pounds?) before the real number comes out: 175. (His personal best is 285.) The conversation among the seven men and women grows increasingly unhinged, jokes about semen-retention exercises morphing into a discussion about which Hollywood plastic surgeon is least likely to kill you. “The new meta is ballerina cups—women only going for A to B to C cup, max,” Piker muses at one point (“meta” is a gamer-derived term for “state of the art”). “Nick Fuentes is gay,” he says at another, echoing a common attack on the far-right streamer. (“He definitely likes catboy porn,” he adds, referring to an infamous incident on one of Fuentes’s streams, which we will not detail here.) Groans, gossip, and athletic guidance fly from all angles: “Good, Has, get taller!” “Face down, ass up!” Toward the end, Piker starts describing how a chicken wrap he’s been loving recently is very fibrous and “bottom-friendly,” leading another gymgoer to tease him about his diet. “Have I been having anal sex? No,” Piker responds. “I’ve always had nice poops.”

A dying magazine goes to twitch in one last gasp to stay relevant

>>513024932 (OP)
Who?
And why I should care and waste time reading a GQ shitty article ?

>>513024932 (OP)
Mutt face

>>513024932 (OP)
umm
why is he lying down like a total chud

>>513024932 (OP)
The look of him makes me feel nauseous. It's the wooly Bigfoot hair I think.

>>513024932 (OP)
and Hasan was there flipping the on sale bargain brand hotdogs, annoy little commie wannabe faggot.

>>513024932 (OP)
>describing how a chicken wrap he’s been loving recently is very fibrous and “bottom-friendly”

Faggot confirmed. Absolutely no straight man even knows what that means much less considers whether or not a meal is conducive to receptive anal sex.

Would

>>513024932 (OP)
Let it cook

Hasan calling Nick gay is funny because Hasan let Destiny suck his cock on camera and everyone knows it because we recognized his bracelet in the video. HASAN PIKER LIKES GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY DESTINY!

>>513024932 (OP)
Hasan is zesty and so is the author of this article

>>513026329
Hasan is a fag. He copes and says "bisexual"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bOL-RvQT5D4

Nazis Watch Out!

>>513024932 (OP)
I like this guy. We should always shit on America. There is nothing worse than white devil.

>>513024932 (OP)

>he is benching 175
>but his personal best is 285

Lol ok. I don’t believe that all. How can someone whose PR is 285 be at 175 now? No way. This phaggot is lying. I know because my PR is 340, and after two years of literally not lifting at all, I could go back in the gym and within a week I was back at 275.

HASAN PIKER IS A PEDOPHILE RUSSIAN AGITATION PROPAGANDIST
https://youtu.be/HFORvycELE0?t=33
HE SUPPORTS RUSSIA AND IRAN, THROUGH THEIR ISLAMIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS LIKE HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH AND THE HOUTHIS

HERE IS HASAN OPENLY SIGNALING TO RUSSIA AND THE HOUTHIS WITH HIS SHIRT AND LUFFY COSPLAY, HE INTERVIEWED A HOUTHI TERRORIST AND COMPARED HIM TO THE ONE PIECE PROTAGONIST BECAUSE HOUTHIS HIJACK CARGO SHIPS
HASAN PIKER IS A TERRORIST

COMMUNISTS KILLED 60 MILLION PEOPLE AND HASAN GETS TO PROMOTE THAT GENOCIDAL IDEOLOGY OPENLY ON TWITCH WHILE CALLING WHITE PEOPLE NAZIS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS, TWITCH IS EVIL
HASAN'S PROFILE PICTURE ON TWITCH IS HIM LARPING AS STALIN, BUT HERE'S THE KICKER HE LIVES IN BEVERLY HILLS AND IS A FAGGOT OBSESSED WITH UGLY FASHION AND EXTREME FORMS OF MATERIALISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsozWKzFBrA

HASAN PIKER ATTENDS DIDDY PARTIES, BROTHELS WITH CHILD SEX SLAVES AND SAYS OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT, HERE HE IS PERFORMING A HUMILIATION RITUAL BECAUSE HES A BLACKMAILED PEDOPHILE WORKING FOR RUSSIA

>>513024932 (OP)
he should start his day by getting the fuck out of a civiliced country and move to his goatfucker containmentzone in the desert

>>513024932 (OP)
>Monday at 8:30 a.m., and we’re in the backyard of a luxury villa in West Hollywood, where there’s a makeshift private gym with benches, pull-down machines, and dumbbells galore.
He gay.

Bump

>>513024932 (OP)
How can anyone look at that photo and think he's not gay? What a fucking poof.

>>513024932 (OP)
Fuck that jerk

>>513024932 (OP)
Who cares about that little arab shitstain
>herbs

>>513024932 (OP)
Sounds like a suitable life for a communist

>>513024932 (OP)
chat, are we cooked?

>>513026976
HASSAN PIKER IS FINANCED BY NORTH KOREA IN AN ATTEMPT TO BRING NUCLEAR CRINGE INTO THE US LOOK INTO HIS FILINGS THE AGENCY THAT MANAGES HIM HAS TIES TO THE CCP AND THE KGB AND THEY GIVE HIM MILLIONS THROUGH FAKE SUBS ALL OF HIS TWITCH CHAT IS A BOT FARM IN KAMTCHATKA I HAVE SEEN IT ALSO WHY IS HE SO SEXY OMG STUPID SEXY HASAN

>>513024932 (OP)
this nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lokin' MOIST

same vibe

Just remember that Hasan and the other neighborhood podcasters that he exercises with are the “beautiful Elves” that Curtis Yarvin thinks should rule over you from the comfort of their West Hollywood condos.

A 175 lb. bench press for a man of his size is absurdly pathetic by the way. That’s less than your average 14 year old boy is expected to rep to play junior varsity football at all.

>>513025481
>Absolutely no straight man even knows what that means
You'd be surprised. Also he's clearly joking to get gay attention.

>>513024932 (OP)
Weird lifestyle for a socialist. Shouldn’t he be working tirelessly for the masses and giving all his money away? He’s Nick Fuentes, but white

>>513025481
It is one of the gayest things I could possibly imagine a guy saying lmao. Like even chatting about a chicken wrap at all from your West Hollywood home gym with Democratic Party shills is gay enough lmao but to then reference its utility for gay sex and your poop is TURBO GAY.

>>513024932 (OP)
God what a faggot, come out of the closet already

>>513032681
Leftist socialism was, is, and always will be nothing more than a strategy for the bourgeois who are otherwise unsuccessful with capitalism to gain power, wealth, and influence.

>>513032681
socialism is about gay butt sex and niggers, Marx was very clear on this

>>513024932 (OP)
Where is Christ in all this? Separation of Church and State DOES NOT mean non-Christian. It's all so uninteresting.

>>513025179
He is a turk. They are the mutts of the middle east.

>>513024932 (OP)
>Piker’s trainers fib to me about how much he’s bench-pressing (300 pounds?) before the real number comes out: 175.
lol
>Piker starts describing how a chicken wrap he’s been loving recently is very fibrous and “bottom-friendly,” leading another gymgoer to tease him about his diet. “Have I been having anal sex? No,” Piker responds.
He's so clearly a faggot. Who else would describe their food as "bottom friendly"?

>>513024932 (OP)
obstructing a highway is an act of terrorism. plain and simple. he and all the other highway blockers need to be sentenced to 5 years hard labor or self-deport

pisses me off he's getting cancelled for his opinions about israel (which are his only good ones) instead of his white genocide propaganda
>>513032681
>giving all his money away
not what socialism is
shouldnt you be giving all of your money to zuckeberg since thats what capitalism is?
why do you even have a computer to type your post on, if you were a real capitalist you'd have given it to zuck and then given him your organs and be dead right now since thats what capitalism is

>>513024932 (OP)
>“meta” is a gamer-derived term for “state of the art”
I continue to advocate for Total Journalist Death

>>513024932 (OP)
You are so fucking sad tk keep shilling yourself here faggot.

>>513032542
He's also on roids. My lifts could be better for my weight yet I still outbench him as a natty