Thread 513026141

This is case in point of why these boomer cunts have fucked society. This mofo is so selfish he (/she/them/they, dunno, don't want to loose my job like the other bloke in Perth did) cant even be bothered doing what suits the majority. Any excuse for a morning tea / lunch / beers is good enough! Maybe it wasn't he was <40yo, but it is these days (and I am <40yo in the offices of Perth!)

No joke, I was only just 18yo and started my career on like 1 Dec 2004, and within the weeks before Xmas I had been to a big "work" piss-up/BBQ with strippers, and a party that a 20-30yo "work-mate" invited me too, which was a catered party at his parents house in a fancy suburb with butlers and shit, yet I also jumped in the cars along with work-mate and his mates, and "we" went and did mad burnouts in a nearby industrial area. MFW, I was only earning $10/hour, but that might have been the best month ever!

Point of the story is: the only reason the youth of today aren't having such good experiences is because everyone's "selfish" and not doing the needful. Coz seriously, I participate in office friendship, but I'm also "incel", so Ia can only do so much. Saying that though, 5 of us "work mates" went to dinner recently, which was good for us, but then I was thinking, 2 of those mofo's have teenage children! Then I think about those graphs showing how everyone meets via apps these days, and the lack of "community", and blah blah.

TLDR: Trust the socially infertile, and vote Asmongold for your President in 2028!

>>513026268
It's got nothing to do with culture wars. This selfishness is just the OG message regarding consumerism manifest.

Anyway, I fk'd some bits of OP up. The point I intended to make regarding the workmates with teenage children was that "we" could have had big "communal" events at a variety of places: but BBQ at their house is a good example. And during the BBQ, maybe 2 of those teens could have banged in the bush. That's a better result for society than "chad"/porn/sex-bots/AI/whatever (not your mum tho)

I'm not doing anything with any of my coworkers outside of work unless it's mandatory and I'm being paid for it.

>>513026141 (OP)
>Denmark down
Fucking west Australians can't do geography. No wonder it's the worst performing state
Denmark is clearly up
Who wouldn't want a free trip to Denmark

>>513026993

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2MHYiqOOt50

Be extra careful with handling of this Veteran sociopath and Narccisist boomer, and be careful with your frame of how you frame "these people", I'll grant you that they're as bad as you say they are, but then on the other end of the spectrum they had to cognitive dissonance their way out of knowing they murdered between 300 and 600 million people just to steal their stuff and push them into abject poverty to enrich themselves as the expense of all.

In their old age, the way in which you frame them will change the way they behave, they are a fluid that fills a triangular bowl, your fluid breaks their iron bowl which crystallized into place back as finished, back in the 1980's.
My point is, the person typing this has traumas coming from the same place yours are felt to come from, directly related to these topics. The solution isn't to run to the other end of the permissive spectrum either, because that's worse for an entirely different set of reasons and now your father is poor and can't help you with anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXeKhZqNiDg

Squaring the gordion knot of Dark Triad Abrahamic Monotheism Sociopathy, Narcissism in your mind with everything we're taught on being good people, is no joke.

You are being asked to prove that 2+2=5 and all you get to do is choose which lie to use. The boomers leaned hard into their choices, and so will you when the Jews start murdering hundreds of millions of perfectly good people, just so they can reboot the Jewish Matrix.

I can help you with algorithms that plot the angle vector in your topic set, and find the optimal path for at least minimizing cognitive dissonance to square a circle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoEYFbDVoI

>>513026141 (OP)
Retard, youre not obliged to have madatory work "fun"

>>513027349
How old are you? If [take,take,take] is all you've ever known, then of course your post makes sense. But it doesn't have to be that way, and (from what I remember of it...) Game Theory proves as much!

>>513027505
mga 94 is all that matters here.

>>513027628
I absoluteoy HATE work festivities and birthdays and such. Never even told them mine.
Or when a new guy comes with a manager and expects more than a handshake and name exchange. Last time they brought in a guy, I just introduced myself and continued working, while the manager just stood there with the new hire
>huh... not very social this one
Fucking asshole, I come here for the paycheck.

>>513027628
>>513027805
>>513027860
I enjoy getting shit faced
Simple as

>>513027614
oops wrong video I mean this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5RwzayRpkE

If you can get through their hull, they did try to be good people, but calcified to the church of what's working now, even if what works is me having to murder everyone according to an activation function threshold regarding a cost function.

They let the Jews use them to clean sweep the planet, things could be far worse. And they're about to all die of old age, thank god we didn't invent immortality, so they're going to give that Godpower to someone, be there so you're the one to get it, and Become God.

>>513027805
>How old are you?
35
>If [take,take,take] is all you've ever known
I don't owe anything to my job other than the work I'm paid to do. If they decided to get rid of me do you think they're going to give me sufficient notice to find another job? Are they going throw me a party? No, they don't give a fuck about me and I don't give a fuck about them. And part of my pay, as I choose to interpret it, is having be around a bunch of insufferable faggots I hate for 40 hours a week. I'm not spending the meager free time I have available on any of these people.

>>513028028
oof, absolute masterpiece of a video over target catching fire.

"If You Say THIS, a Evil Narcissist Will Fear You Forever, a JORDAN PETERSON SPEECH by Limitless Motivation"

>>513027628

And even if it's not fun, morning tea is delicious.

And if the "secretary" keeps ordering the same shit, then that's an "in", and so you can tell "her" to maybe buy/try something else...

So here's another story, and not me, but I was there (which is better than being in denmark): but me mates told the "slightly muslim" receptionist that fairy bread was so what everybody wanted, and so at the next "volunteers bring food" morning tea (that's not exactly the thing, but that's what happens, and that's why some DEI is good...), she brought a platter of fairy bread! And after we all had a slice, there was still a shit ton left (that's about 2200lb of shit!). Funny as, endless jokes, and leftovers for days.

>>513028028
Backup has the gratifying key in lock idea to pathfind out of the pain causing you to criticize these boomers in your beautiful post.

Why are all the best video getting yeeted away and all the absolute landfill garbage get free reign? Someone should make a language model.

>>513026141 (OP)

Anon Indian boomers are the fucking worst.

I asked an Indian boomer when he retired. The Indian boomer told me that they retired the day their kid was born.

I was like that's pretty noble retiring to help raise your kid. The Indian boomer started laughing. He told me I don't get it. The Indian boomer proceeded to tell me that he retired to spite his kid. Give his Indian kid the worst life.

It was unreal what the Indian boomer told me that he would do.

>He would feed his kid cow shit
>It was washed down with cow piss
>If his son didn't scam other Indians he would be beaten with a stick
>He would purposely trash the roads just to make them worse for his own kid and the other Indian kids

Indian boomers are the worst people on the planet. They need to go away.

>>513026141 (OP)
boomers are victims of the jewish system too. their silent generation parents murdered white europe for the jews and then celebrated themselves as the ultimate heroes and then started turning their own children into circumcised brainwashed drugged-up golem freaks (boomers) who now can't retire because white america has turned into a dog-eat-dog nigger hellscape in their lifetime and if they give up their jobs they will lose the one thing keeping them alive as their own progeny was sacrificed at the altar of israel so they won't have a loving family to take care of them but will have to move into a nursing home to be dispatched by a nigger nurse with a pillow. without service to the jew the boomer will expire almost immediately. it's a tragic life if you think about it.

>>513028563
This is what happens when you worship Shiba
Aka the fucking devil

>>513026141 (OP)
This is the reason why companies push old people into turnover/layoffs, in the future the only people with 10+ years at a single company will have been the ones with familial relations to management/executives.

>>513026141 (OP)
their wealth is stolen from this generation. if you aren't treating them like an exploitable resource its over for you. they are literally this generations Yukon gold rush.

Work events are gay as fuck none of those people are your friends.
They spent the last decade waiting for you to fuck up so they can get your dumbass fired.
Not sharing drinks with those retards.

>>513026141 (OP)
Good news OP, it turns out all of that is completely irrelevant and you are just retarded (as well as a massive faggot, of course).

>>513029065
They don't have to be your friends to insult them to their face without directly saying so

>>513028080
> I don't owe anything to my job other than the work I'm paid to do
yer, coz you are #important, and you #matter, and your ancestors #dindu_nuffin.

You are proving the problem, which has got to the point that if people aren't 100% your type, then they're "a waste" (of time).

I get that you probably think your time=money. and that's another discussion. but if you can eat some free sausage rolls whilst booking "time", then why not!

>>513026141 (OP)
Eh, if I was surrounded by boomers all day, I too wouldn't want to give them any more of my time. Maybe this one wasn't part of the in-group and had decided fuck 'em all years ago and was just coasting until Long Service. I'm doing the same thing at the moment and I'm only 34. Gunna do the exact same thing as OP. Just dip, no parties, no goodbyes, just here's my Long Service and I'm done. Gunna find a new job elsewhere.

>>513029170
He already wasted years of his life 5 days a week to pay his bills and you want to waste even more of his time FOR FREE?

>>513026141 (OP)
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>>513027614
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

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>>513026141 (OP)
Shut up chink you yellow niggers will be murdered on the street here when shtf , all of you

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>>513026141 (OP)
>Fuck'n Boomers can't even do the Needful
Boomers were gifted the most prosperous time in History by working while the Currency still had some purchasing power then buying assets, then as currencies were debased this lead to extreme asset inflation so they got two major tailwinds. They debt maxxed the nations Credit cards to inflate these assets. This era is unique, not common and not structurally healthy long term as you can now see.

So that's not the worst part about it, boomers are selfish, ungreatful, resentful, and expect everyone else to do as they did while telling younger generations to pick up the bill to pay for their ill gotten wealth from 40 years of cheaper and cheaper interest rates. That debt supercycle appears to be coming to an end.

>>513029725

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>>513029888
Ok weirdo/shill/schizo.
You are obviously not here to add anything meaningful to this thread and you are either sperging out or you didn't take your meds or you are purposely trying to derail this thread. You "Speak" like an AI bot that has lost it's fucking mind.

>>513026141 (OP)

Lol, people are retarded

>>513030013

In case you didn’t know, you just downvoted someone with 10,000 upvotes. That’s right. 10k. 10 grand. 10 Dinero. You think I give a shit? You are just a drop in a river. Just a little itty bitty gain of sand in the desert. You mean nothing to me. Just watch as my next post gets 50 upvotes. Watch as my next comment gets 2 replies. Get bent pal.

>>513026141 (OP)
is this post a requirement to gain your new shitposting licence?

>>513029065
Friends is different to Friendly. Otherwise... #safespace

And I've got work mates from pre-GFC era, and they've got kids/family/etc, and I know that because we were out at dinner the other night talking about it. But how did I get a friendship with them you might ask? That's a good question, because actually 1 of them was a big pill popper (and I don't do drugs like that, fkn doof-doof cunts), and another was non-alcohol drinker!

Doesn't even drink alcohol. That's bizzare! And that's why he's a good workmate. (because he's there, and only so many people can be "there")

>>513030610
I have 100% British DNA, so please tell me why your 50% correct response is right?

Do you have a brain injury?