Thread 513028212

>US citizens warned 'do not touch' 'Frankenstein' rabbits growing black 'tentacles' as they flood parks
https://www.uniladtech.com/news/us-citizens-warned-to-not-touch-frankenstein-rabbits-113490-20250813
Let me guess, chuds are going to start rubbing these rabbits all over their faces because the media told them not to

>>513028212 (OP)
Q predicted this.

It’s probably one rabbit.. article seems ai written .they should probably be euthanized and the nearby water sources should be checked or that could maybe happen to humans

>>513028212 (OP)
Omen rabbit

Eating those rabbits give you superpowers.
The jews don`t want you to know.

>>513028212 (OP)
>tentacles
horns

>>513028212 (OP)
i bet a vaxxie shed on it and it has turbo cancer now

That's some spicy mould.
I wonder if the jabbies will develop this.

>>513028340
yes

>>513028212 (OP)
This disease has been around in wild game for decades. Why do threads about it keep popping up? Posted by a 1ptid memeflag of course. Is it supposed to distract us from the fact that 70% of humans were sterilized with an mRNA gene therapy? Or is it supposed to distract us from whatever bioweapons they're putting in ticks at that island off the coast of New York?

>>513028212 (OP)
im gonna send as many i can find to israel, the vatican, inner city of london and other various demon lairs

>>513028212 (OP)

Looks-like they been fraternizing with Niggers&Jews?

>>513028212 (OP)
It's only a rabbit.

>>513028744
yeah if it wasn't meant as a distraction, the name of the ailment would be in the headlines.
but after days of seeing this shit, i still don't know what it's called. and i'm not taking the bait and trying to find out on my own.

>>513028212 (OP)
Another reason not to eat rabbit, previous reason was that rabbits can interbreed with cats

>>513028212 (OP)
Just like in my Princess Mononokes

>>513028340
there's at least two of them
and this is apparently where the "jackalope" comes from

>>513028672
I heard these rabbits have some sort of VPH

So apparently this happens all the time, but nobody reported it until now. What are they trying to deflect the news cycle away from?

>>513029263
No, the Jackalope is real.

>>513028340
saw this shit from time to time while I was running cattle in zion national park in utah. there were so many rabbits you'd hit one every 90 seconds or so while driving @ night so during the day you'd see dead rabbits with this shit on em on the road side...coyotes, vultures, and mexican lions eat em all the same and never saw a coyote vulture or puma with this shit so don't think it can cross species. also some of the dumb kids we had on horseback when driving the cattle from pasture to paddock so we could load em on trucks would pick the dead rabbits with this shit on them up and they never got sick

>>513030409
we had 3 cases of hantavirus in the time I was there, and as that shit is relatively difficult to catch id figure if the black shit was contagious some of the retards we had on horseback woulda caught it

>>513028212 (OP)
How do 'tentacles' relate to 'frankenstein'?

>>513028212 (OP)
Based Wesker

They’re jealous that they don’t have cool tentacles like that.

>>513028212 (OP)
The black growths on rabbits are called papillomas, which are caused by a viral infection known as cottontail rabbit papillomavirus. These growths can appear horn-like and are generally harmless unless they interfere with the rabbit's ability to eat or drink.

Its litterally harmless. Fuck the lugenpresse these deflecting kikes.

>>513029089
Is it because they aren't allowed to say the whole word?

I've seen deer with similar shit growing off them

>>513031137
Total rabbit population saturation

>>513030832
By looking like they've escaped from HBO™'s The Last of Us© or Netflix™'s Stranger Things©

>>513028874
Why do people keep pretending that this shit is funny? Is this one of those weird nerd "joke" memes that nobody actually finds funny but everyone pretends because they're so desperate to fit in?

>>513030832
Because the classic monster has those weird warty things sticking out of his face I guess.

>>513030832
This is AI generated you rube

>>513030832
It's journalist speak. They all talk like mentally disabled second graders. Don't expect them to make sense. Their parents wouldn't have sent them to journalist school if they could have made it through a real college.

>>513032388
Regardless, Chinese are going to start harvesting them to help them get hard

>>513029089
If you guys play chivalry 2 in the chat say “the knights who say” and as soon as one of them answers it finish it with gger to get past the censors

>>513030832
They don’t look like tentacles and honestly because Guillermo del toros Frankenstein it looks like the new one is making more than one monster and some of them have random shit attached

>>513028212 (OP)
Btw this is gay and has been around, the real threat was some chinks bringing in another fungus that attacks plants. This thing only hurts rabbits not anything else. Horsehair worms are going to be more dangerous once some of the stupid goyim start eating the bugs. In fact once the goyim are introduced to parasites insects carry, that’s when the real horror show begins

Could be potential "cover" for what they might unleash on the vaxxies. They'll spread something to kill them (or force suicide) but what? This???

Uniladtech for a nature/biology article...
Wait
Unilad in general
WTF OP?

Your side gave kids and dogs monkeypox. Sit down, be humble and join the 41%.

>>513028212 (OP)
I think we all know what happened there.

>>513028212 (OP)
Vaxx status?

>>513034124
why do people not understand humor
>flag
oh never mind

naw aint buying it. the occult kike meme on rabbits comes from magicians where they are used as dimension hoppers for messaging. in clown world, tentacle rabbits near sketch af military base can only mean govt kikes are communicating with eldritch terrors. go figure those are also being meme’d everywhere. first demon face syndrome now cthulu rabbits, gloooooowwwwssss

>>513034124
>German
Stick to soccer and strudel, those are your strong suits. The whole world already knows your opinions on Genocide and Humor.

>>513028212 (OP)
Harvest the "horns" , grind them up, and label packages with "Ground Rhinoceros Horn" . Sell them to the Chinese.
But seriously, you should all be spreading stories about these horns.
1) Smoke them and experience a high.
2) When hung around neck wards off demons and bad luck
3) When consumed as a tincture cures cancer
4) Inhale the dust to prevent COVID
5) Sprinkle over food to make you smarter
6) When stuck in your ears makes you irresistible to white women
7) Rubbing them over your skin is a natural HRT
8) Keeping some tucked between your legs will ensure Trump is impeached for something.
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>>513028744
If 70% of humans were sterilized we would know. It doesn't obviously make a difference to you since you will die a virgin, like all antivax cultists.

Uhhh guys?!?!?!

This is the anti-christ

>>513042417
he's just sleeping

>>513030409
>>513042013
To be fair rhinoceros horns are just a form of ingrown hair like toenails or fingernails so these "tentacles" are probably not any different in constitution biologically.

>>513028212 (OP)
if the government is telling you to not touch these horns, it means you should definitely touch and eat them.

>>513028212 (OP)

You've got it backwards, fren. The liberals are going to make these an endangered species and begin to adopt them like Angelina Jolie adopts dark-skinned babies.

>>513028212 (OP)
In texas, why are they not shooting them. They can finally use their dust collectors

>>513028212 (OP)
Its HPV but for rabbits so RPV. Its God punishing them for being sexual degenerates.

the storyline of splinter

>>513043227
bullshit, dog is the most degenerate animal ever, they will fuck their mothers, fathers, basically their whole family, and they barely get any STDs

>>513028597
We've approached levels of Eldtritch Abominations Lovecraft couldn't even begin to imagine despite imagining that which isn't but may be like it do.