Thread 513029869

Nigger nutjob edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwgvFOQjpvA

TYB

What the fuck is this nog on lmao

>Yahurrmee

Good morning frens. This nigger doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

>what is your real name?
>Donald Trump!
oh this one is a great start to the day

Go back about 4 minutes, they asked him his name and he said Donald Trump

he knows he's going back to jail and just doesn't care. i gotta admire it on a certain level

>>513029869 (OP)
TY BAKER! I was just making a thread. This is already getting good! WE NEED TRANSLATORS NAO! I can't understand shit. He has to be retarted to have an attorney. Also, we were talking about Officer Ortega yesterday and here she is.
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173

>>513030112
This is great!

Is this guy African or Haitian or something?
Our niggers are bad but island niggers and feral niggers in Africa are a different variation of unhinged

>he never showed up to pretrial supervision
>Stabbed someone with a knife
>Drug addict
Put a fork in him. He's done.

Did he just say Jerry Springer?

>>513030104
did they end up getting a translator for that beaner yesterday?

>>513030271
No, they skipped him entirely

I almost feel bad for this lawyer, yahurrmee.

>>513030271
I am not sure. I had to step away for a sec.

So this nigga is confirmed crazy and they still let him out?

>>513029869 (OP)
Good day Auss and thanks for the bake

Jennifer is looking rough today

>>513030461
Apparently

>Even when he's on his meds he's fucking loony

CHIRP ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty clear that a cage is the best place for him

No more free dumbs for you crazy ass nigger.

>>513030965
Dangerous retards should be put to sleep

Docket1

Anyone got today’s docket?

>>513031018
Happy tards are best tards

Docket2.1

>>513031215
They removed the Pedo so thats it.

>>513031136
>>513031215
Thank you.

>>513029869 (OP)
Aloha Baker

i bet this guy killed his wife

>>513031370
Good morning anon

The on site audio sucks

>>513031842
Probably with a baseball bat.

here comes the chatgpt statement

What, may I ask, are these "degrees" in??

>>513032708
murder

>>513032457
SLEEP TIGHT REGINALD

>>513032608
Someone should input her statement into an AI checker and if it's AI generated then she should be reported to the Louisiana state bar.

>>513032708
His thesis was Being Dark as Shit and he also has an Associates Degree in Niggerology

>>513032790
Majored in Murder and minored in crime scene cleanup.

She stay up all night writing that speech?

>>513032870
he actually has a 2nd degree in it

>>513032997
Well played, fren kek

We’ve got a thing that’s called Radar Love
We've got a line in the sky.
>nb4 bot

>>513033121
maybe we should stop using degrees when it comes to crime. maybe the niggers think its an edumacation

>>513033280
Maybe start calling them jobs. That way they might avoid committing them.

NO DANNY!

sexutive session

Jerrie wants to set this nigger free I can feel it

Are they going to free the coon? Stay tuned!

Jerrie is like "What the fuck, Danny?"

>>513031299
>They removed the Pedo
:(

i found the record of his pardon hearing. he's not eligible for parole until he turns 55 which is just under a year from now. seems odd to be having his hearing already

>>513033616
wait wtf Danny wants to release him next year without even serving half of his sentence?

Be free lil nigga

Just tuned in, he got granted parole, what was his crime?

Damn, this sucks. I wish Prator was here. And when I think about how unnecessarily hard they were on Zoe's cousin, it really pisses me off.

>>513033900
Murdered a white man. Had a life sentence that was commuted and now he will be free.

>>513033933
I always wish Prator was here when he's not here. He's by far the most entertaining character on the board.

>>513034051
Kek. The bridge background is a frequent flyer.

Prator/Chucky/Danny is my panel of choice.

>>513034039
Thought Alvin was getting some head from a blonde in that pic

>>513034039
Ha! Never noticed that before. Here is the hearing for that reaction pic.
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674

>>513034039
He made his mistake, 2nd time lucky.

We all human, hopefully he learnt his lesson and he doesnt murder again, who knows

Here’s what that removed pedo did. Wood chipper needed.

https://law.justia.com/cases/louisiana/second-circuit-court-of-appeal/2010/45-601-ka-1.html

>>513034440
Anything involving abusing children is death penalty, do not pass go

This nigga reading from a script. Denied!

This gay nigga trying to bumdrill in prison?

Someone tell them Covid is OVER.

>>513034516
>>513034564
>Wood chipper needed.
Agreed

>>513034143
That it is.

>>513034516
>Go in for weapons and drugs
>Come out with cp and a dude sucking off his son in a cowboy hat

The only time they are dads are when they are locked up

>>513034564
But then we wouldn't get to watch them in /lpbg/.

dis a weepy nigguh

Am I the only one here who doesn't have any particular hostility toward drug dealers? Like with a lot of things, it's different if there are kids involved, but if you're not selling crack to the crackhead then somebody else is.

>>513035328
But if nobody is selling crack then there are no crackheads.

dem pograms

Why are they sidestepping the sexual battery writeups he has in prison?

>were you addicted to the money
It's just a myth that drug dealers have a lot of money. The average drug dealer makes less money than a Walmart employee working 9-5.

>>513035328
Depends if its plain weed or if they're peddling stuff knowingly cut with fentanyl or other nasty shit

Did they give him life for selling crack?

>>513035621
BBC is part of the punishment

>>513035328
Well, if their only clientele are just ghetto trash, or black, I have no issue. If not though, I have a problem. They sell poison and should be punished, but not as harshly as most crimes.

>>513035328
Most of them are addicts themselves, dealing to make money to support their own habit, so I can't fault them for that. Drug dealing and drug use prevails only when governments allow it to. No government is powerless to eliminate drug crime.

Did Barras basically just say without saying it that he has to avoid black neighborhoods?

>>513035712
Yup

Meemaw Mary is very happy her little boy is comin home I guess.

Bullish on Winfree, bearish on Snowden.

>>513035712
In a way. There are specific streets he has to avoid. Everyone knows where the drug dealing takes place. Even in shit neighborhoods there are only a handful of streets that are high traffic areas. Basically if you see hookers walking around, just about it.

>If you get revoked you're going back for life
Someone batter warn this nigga about messing around with bitches while on parole, immediately

>>513035890
One 911 call is all it takes

>>513035937
>>513035890
Lol hes gonna be blackmailed, just you wait

>>513035890
That will not help him kek. His goose was cooked from the beginning.

>>513035866
Are these streets kino places to be?

>>513035890
'Member that time a dude got his parole revoked for a life sentence because he took a package off someone else's porch?

>>513036161
Unironically yes. There are tons of YouTube videos showing famous shit holes like Figueroa St in LA. Nothing but hood rats and hookers.

>>513036214
Porch pirates get the rope

How much jackin' does a man need to do a day, to warrant a wrist brace?

>>513036214
This should be the fate of all porch pirates

Sheryl went from sugar to shit real quick reading his failure to stay out

>>513036161
Look up the Kensington street live stream on youtube if that is still going.

Damn, Sheryl is not convinced

How many more cases are they going to hear today? Seems like whenever I get here they're done within a half an hour.

>>513036345
Yeah, it is still going. The channel added more cams, some with audio. I check it out occasionally. All new characters. I assume the regulars from when I first started watching are all dead. Binny is the only constant.
https://www.youtube.com/@omglivetv1

Sheryl is extremely pissed to the point she isn't even being nice to the family member because they said the same shit last time and he ended up back in prison.
I think he's cooked.

He looks Catholic, I believe that.

>>513036637
Sheryl's usually one of the easier sells, or at least it seems like to me. Not as easy as Chuck but still, not a good sign if you're pissing her off.

Poor clerk has no idea what to label that case lol

Had to take a call so missed the outcome. Looks like he was denied?

Imagine what Shurrl smells like after a long day of keeping niggers in prison

>>513037256
sweet tea and virginia slims

Im so hungry. You just know they constantly eat during these intermissions

>>513037247
No GED or pre-release so he was denied because he wasn't eligible for parole

DAAAAAMN CHERYL CALLING IN FROM A TROPICAL ISLAND

Cheryl is living it up.

>>513037603
Thanks

>>513037247
They sent him away on a technicality to do more programz. Better for him than than denial bc he can reapply immediately once he finishes them

>>513037693
Okay thank you.

>4 counts of manslaughter
THE SLAUGHTER OF MAN

>>513037620
>>513037623
I like that background better than the bridge

>110 years
How do you not just kys with a sentence like some of these?

i think this guy has a good chance of getting out

>>513037782
It has personality. It's a good quality gif too.

Chirp potential is high. Only one in a car.

This nigga is about to start singing "What A Wonderful World" lmao

SERVE YOUR DAMN SENTENCE STFU KERRY

holy shit this guy's voice. imagine him chimping out and screaming in a domestic violence situation.

Was this nigga raised by white people

>two families that are victimized
There are 4 dead people. So it was probably like 4 families

>>513038136
Kek

>a kid
Fuck you bitch!
I'm so tired of people using the "He was just a kid" angle

How did he kill four people? Just tuning in.

>mild and meek
>4 niggas dead
chuck sneed

Whoever sheds the blood of man,
by man shall his blood be shed,
for God made man in his own image.

>>513038353
i think they were robbing his crack and money

i wonder what kerry plays on his phone while he's pretending to listen to the testimony?

I reckon I might bet the cobwebs out of this old broad's snatch.

He killed 4 people. Programs aren't enough. He has to commit sedoku

Time to hear the actual details of the crime

G W looking like a xenomorph when he lowers his head like that

o lawd here she go

>>513037852
They dont comprehend time

>>513032079
Good evening bruce.
This sad. Deny!!!

SHERIFF, UNSHEATHE THE BUXCALIBUR

>killed a pregnant woman
>countless deaths in his wake

this whole pardon and parole parade is so fucking retarded. this guy went to trial, a jury convicted him, a judge sentenced him, let him serve his time.

110 years, aint nuttin but a peanut

She may be incoherent and a nog, but I genuinely feel bad for her.

damn marilyns lips are the size of tenderloins

>>513036214
related

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/23/rashee-rice-mom-charged-neighbor-package/

So, is the unborn child counted among the 4?

MARLEE CHIMPING OUT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Dis bitch

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>THIS BITCH
Fuck yeah Marlee
This bitch is suppose to be on the opposition

Is Cheryl going to take a dump on the beach?

Katrina and her family is gonna get drive by'd if this nog gets paroled off her statement

>>513029869 (OP)
I haven't been around in ages to enjoy you frens. Last I saw was the revenge rapist towards a child. Hope you frens are well. I never have the time to fully interact. I salute you anon fens. Glad to see you're still going strong.

This is kino. High stakes, sheboons feuding in the zoom, could go either way.

Marlee is going to pull up on that fat bitch

>>513039414
Rolling

let him rot in piss

>>513039473
>revenge rapist towards a child
wat

>I'm not going to give input on whether you should get parole
Then why are you at this parole hearing?

Fuck all you other negresses I'm rooting for Marlee

>>513031183
Will OPL suck again this weekend?

Can't take my eyes off Marlee
She's spazzing out hard

Marlee doing the chimp grooming mouth

>>513039570
she's darting out her tongue with froglike frequency and precision

>>513039529
A gentleman was raped by a relative, so he raped relative child for revenge. It happened, and anons hopefully can fill me in. This was years ago.

>>513039473
>Last I saw was the revenge rapist towards a child.
Oh damn, that was a while back. Good to see you back. Here are a few choice ones if you are bored later.
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger https://youtu.be/2suGkIIEooo?t=2498
From bed bugs to sex slave https://youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

>>513039532
>>513039553
One is forgiving him as a representative of her whole family which I doubt
The other one is so indifferent she shouldn't even show up
Marlee wants that nigga to rot

>>513037852
Fear of death I guess, since this guy asked for life instead

I too murder many human beings and pregnant women when I get upset.

>I killed a pregnant woman because I was high and really upset
Send this nigger back to the cage

>>513039554
I hope not. Summer is winding down. Winter OPL is generally not as good.

>>513039570
>Smacks lips furiously

>>513039674
I detect her lip smacking frequency has intensified while this guilty nigger started talking

You could still give your life in exchange for those you took. It's called serving life, nigger.

can't find an actual story

https://archive.is/MxE1x

I was going to spare this pregnant bitch's life, but then I got high.

>>513039816
nogs start going into hibernation for a few weeks until puffy coat season starts

>>513039729
Thanks anon. The revenge rapist and paw daddy were peak Parole Board era. Hope you OGs are doing well. Teach these new folks the way.

I hope i never murder a pregnant woman, i'd be so angry at myself

Cheryl keeps teleporting on and off the beach.

if they call for sexutive session it's ogre

Is that nigger crying like a bitch now?

smoking in court

Why cant some people sit still.

Marlee acting insane, imagine if she was your mom

never seen someone light up on cam

marlee put the phone down im getting seasick

Marlee's facetime has been legendary, would make a good music video at high speed. Kinda hoping they free this guy just to see her fully ape.

Did Marlee just take a swig of Old Malt Liquor 40 ounzer?

MARLEE CHIMPING OUT (positively)

Back to the cage nigger

Marlee is praising Jesus lmao

>>513040126
I think it was a coca cola

OH LAWDY HALLELUHA t. Marlee

That was tense.

RIP BOZO

>>513040106
That is indeed a new one

ENTER RANDY

Randy on a boat!

Wow, it's nice to hear actual chirping for a change.

>>513029869 (OP)
BTW, does the lawyer/advocate redhead still come around that looks like this?? It's been ages and I hope frens keep it alive. A lot of you anons loved her.

Bad answers my man

It's like he doesn't want to get out

>>513039768
>man gets raped by brother
>bro who got raped, rapes his rapists children.
Full circle.

This guy doesnt want parole

>>513041409
>>513041401
>>513041367
but he never dealt or did drugs
and if he didn't do these things, why would he take the programs?

Why even apply for parole if you're going to make such a dogshit case for yourself?

I need a translator frens.

>>513041301
Good question, when was the last Sneedigar sighting? BTW, check out her current LPP pic. She is looking rough.
https://www.paroleproject.org/healing-hearts-and-changing-lives-parole-project-social-worker-meagan-snedigar-shares-her-story/

>>513041367
>>513041409
He is fumbling bad

>>513041706
I think LeDoux looks ready for re-entry, if you guys catch my drift.

Back to the cage nigger

Stupid nigger get fucked.

>>513041527
He just in them wrong place, at them wrong time.

So either he is lying or he is innocent

Fresh Leya, posted 17 hours ago. 2,3,1

>>513040114
https://litter.catbox.moe/lzpox5zp5l0hwbzq.mp4

Nice to see Sheryl catching up with her old friends today

>>513042070
Kek. Nice edit.

Why did he kill him?

>>513042070
kekeroo

God damn it I hate when they have so many statements. Like yeah I get it, and I think the board gets it, having a murdered family member sucks. They never say anything new.

"The presence of his absence" is interesting philosophically, sounds like Derrida. Shouldn't she just say "the absence of his presence?" Either way none of these scholars are talking properly so whatever.

>>513043634
The inmates lie and can sway the board
Its necessary

Threadly reminder that Kerry Myers was literally convicted of beating his wife to death with a baseball bat

>>513043634
I was thinking that too. It would be interesting to see someone who was forgiving, acknowledging that they are a victim but also understanding that enough time has passed for justice to be restored and saying they forgive them even though the event changed their life. Morbidly, to me, it shows that victims are as comical as the perpetrators, both swayed by manichean reactions, never truly intervening into the 'event' by an active force of change. It takes just as much strength for the victimnigs to acknowledge that murderer is capable of redeeming himself as it does for the murderer to redeem himself.

>>513043667
sounds like a more impactful way to state that someones absense was felt by all

Contradicting the family statements and throwing in a 'dindu', bold strategy, maybe will pay off next time

>>513044638
Hey bong anon, I remember you and your cat.

50 years for selling meth

DENIED NIGGER

>>513045420
Those damn junkies kept hounding him for more meth, more meth, more, more, more.
He had no choice but to sell meth just to have some peace of mind.

This other guy got busted and he told the guards who the shit was for? What a bitch.

>>513045555
He was selling meth for 50% of the street value because of the pity for the hounds.

Looks like the daddy pedo is up next. I guess he wasn’t removed after all.

No sex offender treatment? This will be over within two minutes.

>>513046128
>No comment by warden. No sex offender treatment.
NGMI

This might be the dumbest retard we've seen all week.

He's cooked right out the gate

>I don't need no sex offender treatment cause Gawd took it away from me
>"We're prepared to vote
Lawl

>>513046460
i was just thinking that, but maybe all year

>>513044890
Wholesome

>>513046325
"I didn't think I needed it"

Does anyone have the gawn meme from OPL? It would be appropriate rn.

>>513046325
Wood chipper.

>>513046324
Pretty stupid.
Also wood chipper.

Is clip anon around? Can we add that last one to the list.
>>513046623
He's gawn

>>513044638
Man, you look like a weak bitch.

>>513046695
Don't be mean to the cat bruh

>>513046695
Sounds like you need to do some programs

>What did you learn in the sex offender program
>Make better decisions
Wrong answer retard

>nine 21s
dis nigga gay

>>513047026
What's that?

>>513046676
Kek, and thanks and yeah I can add that one to the list. The first schizo also made the list. Definitely worth watching if anyone got here late.

Been gone for a long while, is Alvin still alive? Need a lore catchup

>>513047215
Miss Alvin bigly.

>>513047215
No word on Alvin fren. His replacement Sheriff Prator is also a national treasure.
Also, Aunt Ginger took a dump on screen https://youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
And we finally got tits on screen that no one wanted
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) https://youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204

>>513047195
Watching it now, this nigga is incomprehensible

>>513047215
Also, we made the print version of the NYT thanks to audio anon and German boob anon. The parole board literally had meetings about us and saw our shitposts.

>>513047048
21 is the prison code for sexual misconduct

>>513047608
I had headphones on with the volume maxed and could not catch a word. I swore I heard Jerry Springer at some point.

>>513047777
Fuckin checked. Does that mean he raped somebody or is it just any sex at all, what's it defined as? If you know?

>>513047777
Zestiness confirmed

>>513048186
i think it's just any sexual misconduct. someone found the prison rules document and it's section 21

>>513047507
>>513047670
Really just a fantastic year for LPBG, thanks fren

>>513047507
>>513047670
glorious

>>513043958
The day real Chuck showed up was a once in a lifetime. It was only a couple years ago but things have changed. The funnest and sincere people where here in the parole hearings. Bless you anons.

>>513029869 (OP)
Nigger