Thread 513032294

>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
What are your predictions for this meeting?


>Digits and he gets dabbed on by the CIA

>>513032294 (OP)
Why did he divert??

>>513032294 (OP)

I predict Trump will have some good cock sucking session with some 9 yr old

>>513032294 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

>>513032294 (OP)
>Digits and Canada attacks Alaska

>>513032572
What about Male Models?

>>513032294 (OP)
Why wasn't this meeting an email, I wonder

>>513032294 (OP)
Anything happens to Putin, there will be nuclear holocaust. So somebody please do something.

>>513032294 (OP)
Bibi is allowing Trump to do some oral and a LITTLE bit of butt play. So we will see what happens.

>>513032572
When Obama won the Nobel peace prize I realized these prices were bullshit, at least the peace category.

>>513032294 (OP)
>ted stevens
kek the “the internet isn’t something you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck” guy.

>>513032572
Anon, is there something you’d like to share?

>>513032572
>I suck cocks and like to get people to cut their dicks off
>I also support white replacement and glorify niggers

>>513032294 (OP)
Something insignificant will happen which will be propped up by the media as a fair cause for escalation. The two boomers will fondle each others balls and decide that "nothing ever happens" is a tried and tested plan that would keep both of them in power and also provide them with some "diplomatic wins". Trump gets his noble peace prize for the Armenia, Azerbaijan debacle and he can peacefully back out of Ukraine and call it a win, because its Europes problem now. Its all so tiresome

>>513032294 (OP)
USA now aiding and hiding an international criminal which makes USA criminals. Just another day ending in -y in the land of hiding criminals.

>>513032294 (OP)
Why did they arrive so early?

>>513032294 (OP)
>Ted Stevens
Based and tubepilled.

>>513032294 (OP)
These idiots will murder each other.

>>513032294 (OP)
Trump is a master. making the meeting point in former Russian territory. lul

>>513032294 (OP)
Do you think he's brought a stash of fresh cunny to appease Trump?

I wish I could talk with Putin.

>>513032294 (OP)
Same as Israel/iran war. Both side claim a win, Russia actually gets what it wants, though. Hohols chimp out.

>Mr. Putin one more thing before you leave....
>Youre under arrest for warcrimes
What would be the consequences

>>513034031

Least the best opportunity to assassinate both...if someone planning such thing.

You know what would be funny is if right after the meeting Trump deported Putin instead of letting him fly home freely

>>513033249
>now hiding
>now
i'm pretty sure it was hiding mossad agents Maxwell before Putin landing and Epstein client list of pedophiles is still not being released

>>513033877
>>513032294 (OP)
It probably isn't Putin.
More than likely this is a security detail and various support personnel sent ahead of time to secure Putin's landing site.

>>513034153
I hope Russia and the US can start trading and bury the hatchet. Fuck Europe and Ukraine.

>>513034352
This. Putin hasn't departed yet.

>>513034400
>he trusts Russia

>>513033877
Who has the cards?

>>513034352
Or there is no meeting.

>"Hey everyone! The two of us are going to be in X location at X time! #YOLO"

does Trump understand Russian? Because Putin hates speaking in English.

>>513034549
Interpreters exist.

>>513034400
If I was Russia, I would be wary of relying on anything the US produces including the USD. But they will embrace that against their long term interests. The US can't extort the rest of the world to make it worth it, so it will bleed Europe and other "allies" now. The US is a shithole now, and Russia is also not a beacon of hope. So we continue on our slow grind to make every day worse than the previous day lol.

>>513034352
>plane lands
>16 US stratotankers in the air
>germany launches F16's
>UK (and qatar) launch 5 eurofighters
>12 US made P8's in the air
>fucking norway launches a P8
>whole australian military turns of all ADSB
Something kicked everything into overdrive. I don't think an advance detail warrants this response.

>>513034476
Well, we obviously can't trust your whiny asses, either.

>>513034549

I think they both can communicate with fingers....mostly middle ones.

putin is defecting. he will sign over the codes to red octobers dead hand job man system and u.s. special forces will remove his cyanide but plug before the kremlin can trigger it.

>>513032294 (OP)
>Meeting will be null and pointless
>Sanctions will go full steam ahead
>Mystery 'repercussions' in full swing

or

>Ukraine divvied up or just straight up handed over to Russia courtesy of USA
>Russia now owns the rare earth minerals and creates new trade deal with USA

What does /pol/ feel will happen?

>>513033249
funny how israel isnt the international criminal here, despite over half of them being dirty russian speaking khazarian jews, you just make more people to want to come after jews like you, with every single lie amplifying this
freeing the world from this madness is beyond goodwill

>>513034476
I don't care about your dumb little European feuds.
>>513034701
I want to be able to buy Russian off road trucks and their guns and ammo. Most of the world is going to shit and that's mostly because of the people who inhabit it. I don't think it's preventable at this point.

>>513035111
>Russia now owns the rare earth minerals and creates new trade deal with USA
This is likely.
However the ultimate control was formerly exercised by blackrock: who would have been solely responsible for authorizing projects from the Ukraine Recovery Fund.
US cutting a deal with russia to have favourable selection for which corporation or government gets control of the fund will control a lot of ukraine's future direction, as well as tens of billions of euros earmarked by the EU for rebuilding.

Economic control as well as market manipulation remain on the cards. Oligarchs never quite leave the slav hierarchies.

>>513034708
I expect the entire weekend to have that level of activity.
Considering we're very likely on the precipice of a nuclear war, this is kind of a big deal.

>>513035882
Hell yeah I'm gonna get drunk and watch Dr. Strangelove.

>>513032572
Obama holds the world record for most children assassinated by a Nobel Peace Prize recipient

what would happen if poo-chan's plane went down on the way back? would the war be over?

>>513035882
Well a second special flight took off after the first landed, so it makes a degree of sense for everything to go haywire at that point in time. We'll see how it pans out soon enough.
https://www.flightradar24.com/RSD171/3bbb0877

>>513034177
checked toothpaste anon - you know the answer already - they would never be the same

So Putin won't fly over Europe out of fear but he's perfectly fine with flying into America?

>>513032294 (OP)
doubtful Putin was on that one. probably just his security detail.

>>513032812
I think you'd be surprised. They'd secretly be relieved and can stop dying en masse in Ukraine as they watch their economy crumble. Sure they'd hoot and hollar about it at first...

>>513032294 (OP)
Probably bringing their own food and water, can't risk getting the runs during such a monumental event. i bet Putin has hand sanitizer strapped to his thorax.

>>513034352
Finally.. someone else that has a brain in here..

Ukie glowies should do the funny

>>513032294 (OP)
KILL THAT NIGGA

Thats the real putin, decoy plane will arrive tomorrow

>>513036860
@SheriffChitwood @realDonaldTrump @FBI please arrest this traitorous chud from his mommy's basement

>>513037006
>bananamonke flying ass-first into Alaska
wouldn't even surprise me at this point.
It's just stupid enough to work.

>>513038159
I have extreme paranoia

>>513036202

He is what is called a "jew slave idiot". Thinks sucking jewish cock means they will forever keep him safe.

>>513037006
Real monkee isnt coming at all. Body double is

>>513035882
nukes are fake

>>513032294 (OP)
wow just wow putler is a nazi war criminal as a redditor i'm extremely offended

>>513035691
>I don't care about your dumb little European feuds
Why has our little "insignificant" country's president been in calls with both Putin and Trump, then? Why do your military troops keep traveling in our lapland to do military training with us, if we are so small and insignificant?

>>513032294 (OP)
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
This is HUGE my fellow Alaskan putlerists, its over.

>>513032294 (OP)
quadruples and an unhinged chug does a suicide bomb attack on his location

>>513032572
NATO lost the war in Ukraine and there is nothing you can do about it

>>513035747
you know if you form a special OPs militia group you could take out the ceo of Blackrock and do severe damage to this company.

Putin isn't coming to AK. They are exchanging something.
Numerals and it's Snowden.

is this rare earth deal fake news? why would Russia care about rare earths when they have some of the largest reserves in the world?

Trump will say the talks went very well and that he and Putin had productive conversations. He’ll say that there will be a deal and that Russia agreed to concessions because he said if they don’t they’ll be sorry. Then the “media”, EU leaders and Ukraine will imply he’s a Russian stooge. Nothing will happen for while and then Trump will reverse course and threaten Russia with more meaningless tariffs and sanctions.

>>513032294 (OP)
TIME TO SELL POLAND TO RUSSIA LET'S GO

>>513032294 (OP)
Killing Putin won’t change the expansion of Russia. The next guy to come in will be scarier. The slenderman of Russia.

>>513033249
Wait until you learn about the number of registered sex offenders in Israel.

>>513032294 (OP)
He's leading from the front!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVqK6wNkSxA

>>513034400
>t. Brown Hands

>>513034708
What's all this mean?

>>513032294 (OP)
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
PUTIN ASK TRUMP FOR THE EPSTEIN FILES PLEASE

>>513032294 (OP)
Putin suddenly collapses from a heart attack due to old age, everybody nukes each other and this clown world ends by pure coincidence.

>>513043147
Assassinated by Genuine McDonald's™

>>513034400
Yup. A road and train line from Alaska to Siberia would be neat. Connect the old world to the new world.
>>513035691
>I want to be able to buy Russian off road trucks and their guns and ammo
This. Can't find 5.45 anywhere. It'd be cool to buy some 9x39 guns too. Kalashnikov Concern was banned here.

>>513032294 (OP)
The meeting is in alaska cause if shit happens it happens in Alaska and not somewhere else.

Rolling for Nuking both Trump and Putin.

>>513032294 (OP)
Trump lets Putin have the rest of Ukraine in exchange for supporting US-led regime change in UK and France.

>>513032294 (OP)
uhhhhh is it friday there already?

>>513043988
this wasn't Putin's plane. it was some sort of security or other delegates

>>513032816
Stop gooning

Zelenskyy probably losing is mind right now

>>513043363
You slit dick slaves have no self awareness, we all know that you only use your cope guns for suicide and school shootings. You’re beyond pathetic as you larp as some shallow tranny stereotype of a real man. You would be extremely embarrassed if not for your debilitating autism.

>>513044524
What are you talking about. Forget to take your meds?

>>513044256
he attacked israel on 7th october

>>513032812
No there won't be, Prigozhin showed everyone that.

>>513032294 (OP)
Putin did not go to AK by air.
>inb4source

trumps a pedophile

>>513034400
there's no hatchet to bury, they're all working together.
always have been
they larp out movie scripts for our benefit but they mobilize militaries to grind down the excess males, free up real estate and its how they upgrade their military to the next stage of technology.

>>513032294 (OP)
Putin will bend Trump over the kitchen table
/thread

>>513034708
they are spooked that the kikes try to kill putin to kill more white people

>>513034476
still waiting for you asshurt belters to help your ukrainian brethren at the front..

I wish the war ends tonite

>>513032572
Remember when they gave Obama the nobel peace prize for being black and not doing anything then he used all his time to drone and kill people

>>513035691
Check out mortarinvestments.ru. Russian heavy offroad trucks are the best in the world. They are the offroad equivalent of italian supercars. I want a MAZ Uragan so bad.

>>513047016
*.eu my bad

The meeting will start by watching Vance fucking with rabbi Zelensky aboutr his retarded clothes to lighten the mood.

>>513032572
LMAO sure this won't come back and bite them like that cringe Kimmel sketch back in 2015
>President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States.
>At least I will go down as a president
>*NPC CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

>>513046142
Hillary is a Cannibal.

>>513032294 (OP)
still baffles me trump accepted to meet him in Alaska when so many in putin administration consider Alaska as russia

Maldito idiota

>>513047423
Most common folk that live in Alaska consider it Russian as well
t. Lived there 8 years

Solo espero que no cedamos ante un maldito dictador.

>>513047423
>American state, but far from the continental states
>Close to Russia
The location is ideal to meet under their circumstances.
And the Putin administration can declare Alaska to be theirs morally, legally, and ethnically, and it will still mean jackshit since they don't have a single leg to stand on to even push the issue
>Give us Alaska
>No
>O-Okay...

How do you know he is in that plane? Putin is know to shit his diapers in fear constantly and has at least ten different decoys.

>>513047613
Whats funny is Illinois is basically a tiny Russia inside America

>>513035111
Trump proposes a deal and Zelensky says no, Putin also says no but in a roundabout way

>>513032294 (OP)
Look for an assassination attempt to made on Trump , Putin or both

>>513034177
Putin self-destructs on spot and they send another Putin to Kremlin to replace him

>>513047941
Putin está tratando de negociar una victoria.

>>513032294 (OP)
A-A-Alaska has fallen!!!

time to learn Mandarin
>黑鬼用舌頭舔我的肛門

>>513047613
No
Born and raised there , no one thinks that lol
What try do think is that Alaska is its own country , the call the US “the lower 48”.

>>513032294 (OP)
why did he fly all the way to the furthest point from russia lmao

>>513048079
China no quiere ninguna de estas tonterías

>>513032572
Obama: "I never thought I'd be so good at killing people."

>>513048079
this is a surprisingly brilliant choice for these talks actually
>completely snubs EUcucks, as far away from Europe as possible
>former Russian colony sold to USA, common history
>close to the actual border between two countries

>>513032294 (OP)
>What are your predictions for this meeting?
Nothing good results when world leaders are meeting in the picturesque middle of bumfuck nowhere.

Por favor, no facilites la recopilación de inteligencia para los rusos.

Trump‘s doppelganger is in place. Repeating:
Trump‘s doppelganger is in place.

>>513043655
Checked

>>513048325
how do you stop Ukraine from fighting if they refuse the therms ?

>>513048608
Bueno, mierda

>>513032294 (OP)
which monke clone has russia sent?

>>513048639
bro Ukraine is at this point close to 100% supplied and bankrolled by USA and EU
they just cut the aid

>>513032294 (OP)
I don't believe it.

>>513048793
> snub EU at peace meeting
> somehow expect them to stop the aid ?

I thought the left couldn't meme? Lol

>>513033249
Netanyahu was here 2 weeks ago

>>513048780
These are pictures from different angles, lighting, facial expressions, and years. How can you be so retarded?

>>513032294 (OP)
Putin will politely explain the context and causes of this war and reiterate his peace requirements. Trump will semi-politely try to bully, it won't work, and the rest of this will turn into two sides talking past one another.
Literally, not much will change and it will be settled on the battlefield.

>>513044524
Put down the hooch and go to bed mo chara.

>>513034070
The fuck is this pedophile shit from you pro russians

>>513048639
Zelensky has said himself the USA's support is 100% necessary. Trump can strike a deal with Russia and say this is the deal or the aid stops.

>>513043553
>Rolling for Nuking both Trump and Putin.
By Whom?
Anyone else has nukes ?

Ustedes recién se están dando cuenta de lo malvado que es Rusia, son unos ingenuos.

>>513035882
>we're very likely on the precipice of a nuclear war
Putin and Trump meeting in person is proof we are not close at all to nuclear war you absolute fucking moron. Both of our countries have strict protocols in place dictating the threshold for nuclear use and we aren't anywhere near to that. Kys

>>513044910
You mean on Putin's birthday? The day he loves scheduling assassinations and terror attacks on?

>>513032294 (OP)
Does the fighter escort, escort world leaders until touchdown or are they turned around at borders?

I hope they have a pack of cards.
(They took out the joker already)

>>513032294 (OP)
>>513032572
>>513032816
So many butthurt losers in this thread IMMEDIATELY! LMAO! YOU LOST! TRUMP WON! YOU WONT DO SHIT AND CANT DO SHIT EXCEPT WAIT FOR THE NEXT STEEL TOED BOOT TO YOUR SHRIVELED LITTLE DICK AND BALLS!

>>513032812
>Anything happens to Putin, there will be nuclear holocaust
No their won't be. Nukes aren't real. But it would cause total loss of trust in America worldwide and decades of pariah state status so they won't.

>>513032294 (OP)
Digits

>>513049810
>Loss of trust in America
Like we give a shit, nigger. Your hemisphere isn't even relevant to our interests. Welcome to the Neo-Monroe period. Fight your own fights, Mohammed.

>>513049438
that would just make Ukraine lose faster and the US look weaker
not especially a good idea when china is ready to take Taiwan ....

>>513032909
each his own m8 but feel free to keep it on the dl maybe ?

>>513032294 (OP)
You really think it's Putin?

>>513049810
They are real. Ive seen the seismic data from the last North Korean nuclear test. There are distinct signatures that cannot be hidden

>>513044910
No, that was Putin's birthday present to himself.

>>513049677
This.
Russia did it, and as we know most Israelis are russians.

>>513032294 (OP)
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
Holy crap really?

>>513050002
This is as good as it is going to get for the Ukrainians, but it could get worse.

If you're from Ukraine, don't post.

>>513046056
Fake plane to distract.
Took a fishing trawler.
Plenty of vodka on those.

>>513050216
>most Israelis are russians
>"As of 2017, there are up to 1.5 million Russian-speaking Israelis out of total population of 8,700,000 (17.25%)"

>>513032294 (OP)
Mr.Putin do you want me to put lotion on Mr trumps asshole?

>>513050583
lol Vladimir es tan paranoico

>>513032294 (OP)
Ukraine get:
>Crimea
>Kursk
>Belgorod

Russia get:
>Donetsk
>Luhansk
>Zaporozhiya

proper leftfield shit mate. incoming.

>>513050216
Not most, but a significant percentage. Like Bibi.
Fuck, they even had to implement DNA testing for russians to prevent the abuse of the law of return.

>>513051057
Delusional

>>513032294 (OP)
>PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA
No he hasn't you retard. This is just advance security detail and other officials. You'll know when Putin lands because all the news stations will be showing him disembarking the plane to Trump greeting him. This thread is just attention seeking faggotry AS USUAL.

>Source: 1PBTID

>>513050546
Hello Glowie san

>>513051153
>possesing such bad reading skills

>>513051057
this would only be realistic in the scenario Ukraine and Russia are at a stalemate and the USA bombs them into submission. You can decide for yourself what the reality is atm

>>513032837
Yes. Obama single handedly ordered more drones strikes than anyone and they gave him a peace prize.

>>513051057
>Ukraine get
LOL

>>513049810
>But it would cause total loss of trust in America worldwide and decades of pariah state status so they won't.
The only countries that matter would jump up and down and clap if we did it.
>>513049921
based

>>513051057
Russia get:
>Donetsk
>Luhansk
>Zaporozhiya

Ukraine get:
>To exist as a slave to the west

>>513051384
Even as an irrational hypothetical, it’s delusional. It‘s like saying there is going to be a Japanese invasion of the US mainland in 1945. It‘s not worth even entertaining the thought, even in jest.

>>513051708
Far better than being a slave to Russia. just ask Poland.

>>513051307
Konichiwa

>>513032294 (OP)
>What are your predictions for this meeting?
Few Russian military men on the guest list, but the entire civilian economic leadership of Russia. They're not going to talk about ceasefires, they're going to talk about Donnie's tribute offers. Mining concessions, I guess. Donnie loves trading mining concessions.

Meanwhile : someone is waiting for his buddy Vlad somewhere in Alaska….

>>513032294 (OP)
Why the fuck didn’t the US shoot his plane down before landed? It would’ve saved Ukraine!

>>513052201
Don‘t forget the lube, Donnie.

>>513052302
No, it wouldn’t save the Ukraine, and it wouldn’t change anything. There are others and they will simply continue Putin‘s path.

>>513052302
ukraine will be saved when uk and us leave it alone

>>513052302
I never get why people say stuff like this

>JUST KILL TRUMP/BIDEN/PUTIN/HITLER/STALIN/XI/KIM JONG UN/*any major political figure here* BRO! SURELY THE PEOPLE IN SUCCESSION WON'T BE THE EXACT SAME BUT MORE EXTREME

This in fact happen every time you kill a major polarizing figure. Their successors/people they surround themselves with will always continue the plan but 100x harder.

Point is killing Putin is a guaranteed instant 10 nukes on Ukraine

>>513032294 (OP)
>i will end the war on day 1
>oh actually i meant i will give Alaska to russia in exchange for them "leaving" ukraine
5d chess sure is a weird game...

>>513038932
Finnish presi called Putin? When was that? Why did he call, to ask for Karelia to be returned?

>>513054710
No, he was invited to some of the calls between Putin and Trump. Earlier this year.

>>513032294 (OP)
yeah, we are fighting a direct proxy war against you via our NATO alliance and your former largest partner in the soviet union, but sure, you can come over and chill for a while. Why not?

>>513032294 (OP)
Welcome to the jungle.

>>513055001
Oh so he got to sit in the cuck chair. Must've felt like a big boy indeed.

>>513032837
Menachem Begin won that Nobel Peace Prize 45 years ago.

Wasn't there supposed to be a press conference?

>>513055502
nevermind i'm retarded it's not even friday yet

>>513055502
My father's uncle works at Presidential Entourage and he said tomorrow Putin's gonna announce that Karjala goes to Finland. We're land swapping it for Uusimaa and Varsinais Suomi. A big beautiful deal.

>>513055502
>>513055626
Yeah the actual delegation is not due for another day; they're supposed to be visiting some domestic destination in the Far East (probably Vladivostok or something) first. This jet probably carried journalists and advance security detail.

>>513055320
Who is this ghastly man?

>>513056108
my dad's aunt-in-law that works at Nintendo is already make a game about it

>>513051488
Wrong order

>>513032709
came here to post this but ironically.

>>513036860
Reported to FBI

>>513039940
this is the most likely scenario unless someone can come up with one even more gay and boring.

>>513042774
unpaid overtime

>>513032873
thanks for the rare freud

They are debating, meanwhile:
drones are assf****ing innocent people.

>>513032294 (OP)
They turned off mobile data for 2 days completely so he could fly safe

>>513047382
this zesty nigger kicked off this whole retarded timeline with this moment. Kek

>>513032294 (OP)
Welcome home, Vladimir Vladimirovich!

>>513036209
Europe is mostly still under Globohomo rule, America is no longer since Trump took office.

>>513040040
Putin is rather predictable, yes. Only this allowed the West to fool him with the Minsk agreements. Don't try this with picrel when he takes over the Kremlin.

>>513059370
When Putin dies, this guy will be Beria'd immediately. So will Kadyrov.
Chances are, fucking Luka will end up on the top somehow.

>>513059657
This, I for some strange reason, believe.

>>513048325
>Trumo cucks putin into meeting him in former russian territory that russia still seethes that it is theirs, but can do jack shit about it.
>meeting in military base, instead of Trump considering him as equal and inviting to washington dc.
>not meeting on neutral ground (come to me cuck boy putin)
This visit by putin shatters his LARP about multipolar world. Any agreement signed or made will only enforce USA position as world police.

>>513032294 (OP)
If Trump tries to send Putin to the ICC, Russia will nuke the US. It would be stupid to try. But kikes are some of the stupidest creatures to ever live, so it is a possibility at this time.

>>513032294 (OP)
To be honest, though, I wouldn't be surprised if Putin isn't on the plane. It would make Trump look like a grade-a fool, left holding the bag. But I'm sure I'm just wishful thinking.

>>513043363
>road and train line from Alaska to Siberia

That part of Siberia is a frozen wasteland, noone lives there. The only point would be if the chinks got on board and there was a railway going to Chyna through Siberia

One of them will try to assassinate the other, if numerals

>>513059370
nice try bald fuck

Keep us posted, OP

>>513032572
Obama got a peace prize for the Syrian civil war starting under his watch?

>>513063456
reroll

rolling for nothing ever happens

>>513034400
we should kill all faggot eurogayans and anyone descended from their faggot tranny stock

>>513032294 (OP)
so many people must be shitting bricks that Trump and Putin are finally gonna talk without middleman

>>513032294 (OP)
Kill him, wtf Russia going to do? start a nuclear war that kills hundreds of millions of people over some old guy

>>513032837
The proper Nobel Prizes are fairly reasonable, but the Nobel Peace Prize basically is some entirely seperate arbitrary bullshit they can give to whoever they feel like.

>>513032294 (OP)
i predict they will have incredible, UNBELIEVABLE sex together. it's going to be the best sex two men have ever had ever!

Now we await Trump trying to selling him rocks in exchange for setting up nukes in Ukraine near Russia's border.

The whole world is waiting to see if Trump can sell him rocks in Alaska in exchange for Crimea and everything else over a 100,000 Russians died for and thousands of others lost limbs for.

"I tried to stop the killing. Take these rocks, I said. Thank you for your attention, Nobel prize committee."

>>513065467
The US-Russia Axis begins

All the world will quake before us

THANKS FOR THE CONCERN BUT IM ALRIGHT

BANAN HAS LANDED

>>513066324
>BANAN HAS LANDED
HAPOONING!!

Can anyone answer this?

>>513049711
>>513049711

>>513032294 (OP)
GJEBOOOOOOOOYYYAAAAAAAT!

>>513048079
Mi haf big ding dong mi fok wow!

>>513065379
So white people? Expected nothing more from goycattle.

>>513032812
>Anything happens to Putin, there will be nuclear holocaust. So somebody please do something.
Worse. Medvedev shall come back to power again.

>>513051488
>Obama single handedly ordered more drones strikes than anyone
on US citizens too. that was pretty cool and constitutional.

>>513046387
you forgot the rest of that list
>Putin will say or do something that Trump doesn't like
>Trump will insult Putin on social media
>the US resumes supplying Ukraine with weapons
>repeat

>>513051922
>Far better than being a slave to Russia. just ask Poland.
facts. russian hate this because they seethe daily that they are still stuck in russia.

>>513059657
>When Putin dies, this guy will be Beria'd immediately. So will Kadyrov.
>Chances are, fucking Luka will end up on the top somehow.
You're absolutely clueless.
All these people are either bureaucrats or feudal vassals (Luka, Kadyrov).
Tzar Vladimir already has the heir, and he has already reigned once.

>>513032294 (OP)
Is there anything to even do in Alaska? Are there any good hotels to stay at, or is Putin going to have to share a room with a moose?

>>513053523
>the Ukraine
russian shill bot forgot to switch his flag from shilling operations elsewhere on the board. russian bots and agents are operating in overdrive right now. for some reason russians highly value the opinions of Anons

>>513032294 (OP)
Trump gives Putin Alaska in exchange for a 3-day cease-fire, and has to give Putin a blowjob to sweeten the deal

>>513055320
This picture reminds me, ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. If someone looks gross and evil I guarantee they have an evil soul.

>>513066753
I am not an expert on any of this but I can make a logical guess, the way this would function that makes the most sense to me is for the escort to stay until they reach foreign airspace, at which point they turn for home and are replaced by an escort from the country they're entering, from that moment the safety of the plane and all aboard becomes the responsibility of the replacement fighters escorting it.

A VIP of putins caliber, trumps equivalent, flying to a foreign and potentially hostile country is considered an act of extremely good faith as it is to effectively bare your throat to the enemy.

The US is alot of things but its not suicidal, to violate or allow that good faith to be violated would bare minimum cause a massive reputation hit to the US, and potentially even start a war between the two nations, and others who are allied with russia.

Either, they'll turn for home just before entering US airspace, or they'll be provided an airstrip to land on where the pilots can rest and refuel with a reasonable degree of safety and security discretion while awaiting the negotiation's conclusion.

That however would take some substantial doing in a region like alaska, so i think its more likely they'll turn for home and meet the plane to escort it home at the point where US airspace gives way to international

>>513070689
Good post/10, that makes alot of sense. If I were the Russians I'd want my guys to fly me right to the airstrip desu lol.

>>513032294 (OP)
>tracked by 86,444

>>513032722
>Canada attacks
you're a special breed or retard.

>>513039589
Not possible glowie, everything you say is monitered and merely suggesting that means you are at eglin base.

Besides what would killing one guy accomplish, that is just retarded and a new ceo would continue.

Eglin base posters are the lowest IQ on the board, almost joined the chair force myself when I thought you guys were smart.

When I saw getting a 99 ASVAB score merely required you to not be retarded I knew the military was filled with idiots, my recruited acted like I achieved something answering basic questions.

>>513071180
in their shoes id want the same but its doubtful, its too logistically impractical, and the risk of diplomatic complications increases exponentially the more accommodations have to be made not just for personnel but for hardware too. So for simplicity's sake, I think they'll turn for home just before US airspace, and the US will take its responsibility to the safety of the VIP's very seriously considering the potential consequences of failure. The US does not want to be remembered as the one who fired the first shot in a Nuclear Holocaust.

>>513071549
>The US does not want to be remembered as the one who fired the first shot in a Nuclear Holocaust.
Really, I couldn't fuckin imagine how crazy that would be if something happened to the Russian delegation (God forbid)

>>513032294 (OP)
Goyim theater
All these presidents are merely figureheads; the real string-pullers are behind the scene and jewish

>>513035111
In this particular meeting nothing will happen.
Putin at this point into the conflict wants official recognition of captured land.
Trump is ok with that, but he also thinks he can bargain some land here and there and make it so that he liberated land from Putin through the "art of the deal" and made the best possible outcome for Ukraine. Also, in his mind it is enough to stop the war for at least enough time to get peace prize and claim he stopped the war during his presidency.

So, both Putin and Trump are quite aligned, while Ukraine is vocally very against it. All of this is nothing new, with just these 3 there's not much to decide.

The actual unknown factor is EU and EU-Ukraine relationship. Ukraine cannot really decide if they will keep the land or not because if USA and EU will stop support they are left with nothing to defend themselves. So, if EU will cuck out and bend the knee under Trump's will, Ukraine will lose land and conflict will be frozen, maybe until the end of Trump's presidency, but it really depends on how much Putin will respect Trump.

If EU won't cuck out OR EU/Ukraine convince Trump to change his mind then nothing will change and Russia will continue to chip away land for a few more years. What's gonna happen after that is unknown.

>>513071681
if anything does, the entire world will pay for it, and I for one do not want my nieces to have to grow up and fight to live in a nuclear wasteland

It’s bs.
He’s really going DC that’s why trumps got soldier out clearing the streets.
They just said he put in is going Alaska cuz Ukrainians will go there rather than dc to kill him

>>513071549
The US taking the escort seriously is also a sign of equal good faith, and "masculine respect" in a military sort of way.

>>513044524
Mr potato head over here has been coming up with that one all day, scribbling notes in his little notebook sitting VERY close to the floor, like a typical Irish midge

Your people sicken me

>>513071883
100%, I wish I could read what the contingency plans on both sides are in event of such a thing.

>>513070689
Putin is also bringing his heaviest hands.
Lavrov.
Trump will be so outclassed and out-intellectualized, he'll start gibbering.
Hegseth will stare at Poot and flex his biceps.

>>513072876
Logically, if something does happen to Putin, it will be the US's responsibility to find out what happened and report it in detail to Russian officials.

If its an accident, and is proven as such beyond reasonable doubt, Putins second in command will take his place till the next election, and the US will face the worst hit to its diplomatic reputation in decades, one it might never fully recover from.

If its an attack, who carried it out may end up determining whether the consequences are localized to a single country or global and massive, the US arresting or killing the sitting President of another country while on their soil for diplomatic negotiations would be an act of war, and the response would likely be massive and immediate retaliation by Russia, as well as declarations of war from Russia's allies including China.

If another party infiltrates these talks and assassinates putin, again, a huge hit to US diplomatic reputation, and either an open declaration of war on that party from Russia, or a redoubling and escalation of combat efforts should it be from a country they're already at war with, if Ukraine tried anything and succeeded, Russia would almost certainly use tactical nukes against Ukraine, the consequences of such from the rest of the world be damned, no state would ever accept its leader being killed by an enemy without one helluva fight.

>>513073564
*ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513072968
>Hegseth will stare at Poot and flex his biceps.
kek

it is all playing out as intended. We will all get to world peace

>>513074136
No no, let the desert wars continue, heebs and pooslimes yeeting eachother is based. Just end the White War

>>513039327
Okay Ivanochka

>>513046680
Aaron please.

>>513073680
not sure what you meant with this, if you're pointing out Putin is not above the law, you're absolutely correct, but the place and time to arrest and prosecute him is not in the middle of an attempt at negotiations.

Seeing as the US is still a member nation of NATO, it would potentially mean dragging the rest of NATO into a direct conflict with Russia, and would make all NATO countries valid targets for invasion from Russia's standpoint.

I'm not defending Russia or Putin here, just pointing out where I think things would go if things went bad, and jumping to arrest him when he gets there, I think is a recipe for immediate and uncontrollable escalation towards nuclear war, yes he's a criminal, but he has an entire nation's military at his back, complete with a full arsenal of nuclear weapons, so logically if you wanna prosecute him, it would be best to wait until said military is no longer willing to back him, and were not there yet.

China will start A war Putin!

>>513032294 (OP)
Troon status?!?

>>513034476
I just don't trust you. I don't give a fuck about Russia.

>>513072968
They should bring this guy
he inspires confidence

>>513055320
>Why do goyim hate us for no reason oy vey

glad i have a late day job, i get to see /pol/ without east euro melties

>>513032294 (OP)
They’ve got Russian agents in every single village in Alaska. Nothing will happen

>>513075018
bring his mossad handler, that's who's really in charge

>>513046387
This is the most obvious result. People who don't see it have an IQ problem.

>>513032294 (OP)
Biden bros...
Putin and Saudi Kings ignored our phone calls yet they fly out to see THE EMPEROR GOD Trump

>>513072876
They have naval force sin the area and soldiers arrive with the president. Could they be overwhelmed? Sure but Trump likely wouldn't survive.

>>513032572
Lol
You guys can be funny once in a while

>>513032294 (OP)
Nigger

>>513043147
Looks staged to me
Why is he in front of a green screen?

>>513043304
Putin is going to be pissed when he finds out the price of a Big Mac

>>513034031
crows don't attack eyes of another crow

>>513075568
How many nuclear subs do you reckon are parked in the Bering Straight?

>>513032294 (OP)
Nobody will say nigger, which is unfortunate.

Help I'm winning!!!!!!! Zigger Zigger Zigger Putin Hitler whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa

>>513032294 (OP)
Putin has landed on own soil.

>>513076778
Give them Alaska in exchange for helping us invade Canada

>>513076778
>>513076818
B A S E D, you wouldn't have to "invade" anons, nobody would do a single fuckin thing if your nations took this speedbump with MASSIVE amounts of resources over

>>513051922
>If you aren't getting mass murdered by your ZOG puppet government then you're a slave to Russia
Speaking historically, Ukraine was the richest state in the USSR, richer than Russia. Then before the 2022 war, it was the second poorest nation in Europe, now it's the poorest. It's quite sad, when the USSR broke up there were huge expectations of an independent Ukraine because it was so developed at the time. Now the government sells off everything it can.

>>513032294 (OP)
They're both going to suck nigger cock and die. Rollin

>>513078540
kys goof

>>513032294 (OP)
>What are your predictions for this meeting?

Yukon here.

I see rain clouds.

>>513033249
I am the hauge - Mel Gibson

>>513074554
>nato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>513032722
Well, I'm the closest anon...

Fuck sakes, where's laseranon when you need him.

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/4AN22NuPaDA?si=0aYsrz17CAg83cYf

>>513076778
Kek

>>513034151
I promise you his guys read this
say howdy!!

>>513032787
Sacrifices

when was the last time putin was on american soil?

>>513081396
2015, new york, for a UN general assembly