Thread 513034514

Who's going to buy them this time?

>>513034514 (OP)
prolly disney

>>513034514 (OP)
Nick fuentes or Peter thiel

>>513034514 (OP)
If its a fair auction, they'll buy themselves. Last time the Onion tried to rig it, why the whole thing was tossed and redone

>>513034514 (OP)
The jokes write themselves

>>513034776
only a curated selection of bidders will be allowed as it should be

>>513034570
>...somehow, alex jones returned
can't wait for the infowars ride at disneyland

Can somebody drop some details on this whole thing. Specifically, Alex has said in the past that a gun control group is behind this. But also, many had speculated that the democrats in general went after him for supporting Trump.

How are those people able to bankroll a lawsuit like this? Alex wasn't even the person who created the SH theory. And he wasn't the person who supposed harassed the families. Let alone to the point they said they had to move multiple times. That's absurd.

>>513036541
It's a long story i would direct you to mike benz content who has spoken a lot about how the strong push for censorship came in the wake of trump 2016 win (tl;dr they activated many forces via the russia collusion hoax).

It was really a crazy time. The fact that the lawsuit went through like it did was pretty shocking to me.

>>513034514 (OP)
ultimate bovine colostrum plus

>>513034514 (OP)
us
how much btc they need

>>513034514 (OP)
(((CIA))) been trying hard lol
Jones will just open up again, fuck globalist jews.

>>513034593
Agree. Had noticed this kind of gaslighting from democrat politicians.

>>513037043
It’s all staged anyway to destroy democrats.

>>513037105
It’s Jews vs humans , that’s all it is , that’s all it ever is.

>>513037204
It's just jewish theatre and you're falling for it: https://youtu.be/0EDhBiBSoY4?si=-2ryppnm0mTj1ess

>>513034514 (OP)
anyone listening to the infocope right now? its so sad to listen to alex support everything he stood against his whole life.

>>513034895
>"shut it down"
This can't be real, jews are actual npcs

>>513034514 (OP)
this has been one of the biggest scam court cases of all time.

>>513034895
>>513037977
No fucking way

>>513034514 (OP)
me

I'm gonna buy it and start an alt-right themed gay porn empire. I'll dress up like Alex jones and impersonate his voice and mannerisms, and have gay sex with hot young twinks while I mumble about globalists and interdimensional vampires mostly.

>>513034895
Kikes aren't even trying to hide

>>513036541
>Alex wasn't even the person who created the SH theory. And he wasn't the person who supposed harassed the families.
No, but it was Infowars that spread the theory for clickbait.
Same reason why Fox News got sued for hundreds of millions by Dominion.
And yes, they did have to move multiple times. the kind of people who listen to infowars and take it seriously are mentally ill retards so they kept getting death threats/people showing up at their doorstep

But I know. Jones is a good boy who dindu nuffin. I know.

>>513039078
A million billion dollars!

>>513034514 (OP)
ayylon musk

>>513034514 (OP)
Who's even left on there besides Alex and Owen?

>>513034514 (OP)
it doesnt matter
some retards will buy it and shut it down
AJ might lose the rights to his own name, theres a bunch of specifics that might happen
id imagine he could easily just make another show tho, so imo it rly doesnt matter that much
getting shoahd this hard is certainly only good for his brand longterm.

>>513038649
You typed all thst out instead of just texting your parents " im a faggot " do better loser youre not funny at all

>>513036877
I would buy grey alien pussy slime ultra

>>513037105
i dont think they needed any help

>>513039883
Not really. A sizable numbers of democrat party is already sold out to the highest bidders who are Republicans.

>>513034514 (OP)
You mean The Onion is selling Infowars?

I stopped watching the Alex Jones show years ago because he sold out to big corporate interests. The Alex Jones show is strictly for entertainment purposes only and contains no factual information. The opinions expressed in The Alex Jones show do not reflect my own personal opinions or interpretations of reality.

>>513034514 (OP)
They just want a redo so Alex Jones can have it back.

Man, Alex is ON FIRE on today's transmission!

>>513040078

>no factual information
Not true though

>>513040555
all he has done is cry about getting btfo by the judge

>>513036541
Alex Jones got sued into oblivion in a case that should have been dismissed but clearly the judge and people wanted him punished. He basically has to pay a BILLION dollars to the parents of the sandy hook children because he said it was fake and they got harassed by schizos which is apparently illegal and grounds for Jones getting the lulziest fine in recent history. The first time the Onion bought it using potential money that would he given to them by the Sandy Hook parents that they woyld have receiced from Inforwars being sold off. This is illegal and essentially just boils down to a court nullifying a fine in return for transferral of ownership, they also ignored several higher bids in favor of the Onion. Naturally, this got reamed in court and now round 2 is set to happen, which they'll probably fuck up again because they're more concerned with tarnishing Jones' name than running a legal liquidation.

>>513040897
He was already found guilty. It was a show trial.

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE FEMA DEATH CAMPS AND THE MARTIAL LAW!

did alex make sure the court had subject matter jurisdiction?

>>513034895
Lmao.
How can Alex still go on and on about how the aliens and red chinese are behind all his woes after suffering this humiliation at the hands of men who seemingly jumped out of antisemitic propaganda?

>>513040990
and now he fully supports both of those

>>513041059
Alex must have been binge watching Swallowed Star.

>>513041100
did you order the bovine colostrum yet?

>>513034514 (OP)
It should be sold to Owen who then goes on anti-jew tirades forever.

>>513039078
Sandy Hook was obviously staged. Whether children actually died is a separate issue.

>>513041095
How the mighty have fallen

>>513041146
No. I take pic related because its comically effective.

>>513034514 (OP)
Considering that they're cancelling the Daily Show, Stephan Colbert is free to run a show.

>>513034895
>It's time to shut it down, said Avi Moshenberg
Would make a great T-shirt.

>>513040078
>You mean The Onion is selling Infowars?
they never sold to the onion.
the bid the onion submitted was part of an agreement with the families owed to cancel their claim. the person responsible for the sale thought they could get more money from the auction so stopped the sale.

>>513041888
He could be going to MSNBC to go opposite Gutfeld!

>>513034514 (OP)
Elon already said he would buy them.