Thread 513035909

What are the political implications of daisy ass being offically fatter than peaches ass?

There could be a lot of ways to go with this. Ive seen people on here say that large female butts are "nigger culture" perhaps nintendo agrees with this, and gave the more aryan of the two, peach, a smaller butt. This would confirm that daisy is an offshoot white, like italian or irish or something, instead of a core white like german or british. Perhaps its possible that nintendo is trying to brainwash young men into being less attracted to aryan women by giving the more sexual assets to the brown haired one.

Another interpretation is that nintendo has caught wind that peach is a common self insert for AGP trannys so they wanted to lean into that with her design. Trannys can rarely achieve the same curviture as real women even with surgery and hormones, so perhaps making peachs butt smaller was a percaution to prevent trannys from killing themselves when they opened up the game and saw her model.

Thoughts?

luigi won, clearly

>>513036008
He won? But he didnt do anything.

>>513035909 (OP)
Gingers are the most white it's possible to be

>>513036928
Interesting. Her hair sometimes looks brown but also can look very ginger depending on the lighting. If we assume its ginger and not brown than could make her more white than peach. So what could the implications of that be?

>>513035909 (OP)
This is clearly an admissions by the yellow kikes at Jewtendo that Peach is trans. He doesn't have female fat distribution.

>>513036928
I've seen gingers with dark colored eyes and swarthy complexion, so this is false.

Daisy is often bullied for being overweight.

>>513039258
I thought that was Rosalina.

>>513035909 (OP)
Daisy is aryan egyptian.

For me it's Samus.

>>513039591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEgdpQiRC1o&ab_channel=TASVideosChannel
ahhh, memory lane.....thank you german bro anon

hope you're doing well in occupied europe.

>>513036928
Blonde will always be the face of the white race

>>513035909 (OP)
Trannies infiltrated Nintendo and started sexualizing the tranny-favorites more, while writing political agenda about Mario & Peach.

>>513039461
>Rosalina
Who copied who?

Mario is gay with Luigi
Princess Peach and daisy are their covers so bowser doesn't rape Mario's ass

>>513040247
For me Mario x Peach is canon.

>>513040143
For women, maybe, but for men it's blue eyes and dark hair.

>>513035909 (OP)
what are the political implications of Nintendo almost making the best Mario Kart and instead failing so hard that they end up making the worst Mario Kart?

put snaking back in so theres a possibility for a skilled player to stay in first, halve the width of the tracks, and allow multiple lap races of a track instead of transition races only online.

>>513037323
Peach isn't ginger. She's closer to swarthy which explains the larger ass and exaggerated sex features overall.

>>513035909 (OP)
Luigi likes a big ass, he’s taller and has a bigger cock. Simple as nigger. Mario is shorter but a girthier Italian cock for the tiny blond

>>513036505
Luigi has spin offs where he saves Mario and his own princess. He just respects his brother so much that he wants him to look better when they team up

>>513039063
Peach is an Olive Oyl type, the petite no curves sticcs that were in vogue 100 years ago. There's a reason her most recognized voice clip is her just screaming "MARIO"

>>513039742
Metroid isn’t Mario stfu

>>513040472
Summer, the best time to replay Sunshine.

>>513040472
Always was they always kissed

>>513040806
>no curves sticcs that were in vogue 100 years ago
What?
>>513040866
But it's Nintendo related.

>>513040806
>>513040989

>>513040989
If we’re going by that legend of Zelda has the best broads and bayonetta if she’s still Nintendo only

>>513036505
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

>>513041027
>>513041053
>If we’re going by that legend of Zelda has the best broads
You could say this but I disagree.
>bayonetta if she’s still Nintendo only
I think Metroid, Zelda and Mario are connected in the fanbase. Less so stuff like Fire Emblem or Bayonetta.

I love me some white girls like princess peach.

>>513040695
This makes sense. The girls are designed around the male characters preferences. Rather traditional of them. Interesting and based interpretation.

>>513041182
The girl on the bike seems to be someonee else not Marilyn Monroe but it still proves my point.

>>513040691
You seem to be confused.

>>513035909 (OP)
Daisy is more tomboy athletic rough and tumble type. Peach is the lanky royal sticc phenotype.

>>513041624
What does that make Rosalina?

>>513040989
Bustles are late 19thc my dude.
100 years ago was the roaring 20s, the sticc was in.

>>513035909 (OP)
Daisy is Mediterranean from Sarasaland. Her kingdom in Super Mario brothers Land for the game boy constitutes a bunch of naval colonies. Shes possibly Portuguese.
The Mushroom kingdom is isolated and likely preserved the strict and ancient beauty standards of its Aryan predecessors. It should also be taken into account that Daisy is what they call a "based tomboy g f". The exact meaning of this designation eludes me, but it seems that she would participate in more masculine activities. Namely, she would be more likely to play sports, further contributing shape and mass to her already sizable posterior.

Nintendo knows all its female fans love getting ass fucked

>>513042253
Best interpretation so far and very likely

>>513041624
This makes sense

>>513041669
Isn't she like 7 feet tall? I think she's just a freak of nature.
Not that anything is wrong with that, tall women are lovely.

>>513042174
>Namely, she would be more likely to play sports,

We have some evidence that she plays tennis and races go-karts

>>513042460
She is a space princess. In space you become larger.
>Yes, astronauts can grow taller in space, specifically in microgravity conditions on the International Space Station (ISS). This is due to the decompression of their spine, which is normally compressed by Earth's gravity. This temporary height increase can be up to 2 inches (5 centimeters), but astronauts return to their original height upon returning to Earth.
I think both Rosalina and Cynthia from Pokemon could be based of Maetel from the old anime Galaxy Express 999.

>>513042161
Most people have no sense of scale or time. That's why gen z think millenials could buy a house with a summer job they got after walking into a store and giving the man a firm handshake, 20 years ago. To them it's all just "a long time ago."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zthEZ3u-lrM&pp=ygUOdGltIHBvb2wgZ2VuIHrSBwkJrQkBhyohjO8%3D

>>513042651
I see. But it appears Peach participates in these sports just as often, if not more so, than Princess Daisy. I am prepared to chalk this up to ludonarrative dissonance, however.

>>513040472
Peach's entire existence is based on the Damsel In Distress trope which is a romanticized ideal about a male who finds the love of his life after saving her from a life or death situation.
But Mario was always based on the times. So in the 80s Disney Cartoons were still Damsel In Distress oriented, and around the time Mario Odyssey is made it's the whole "need no man" era of womanhood. The latest bios on Mario characters also reflects the Incels vs Alpha Women age we have upon us now, where men aren't even allowed to acknolwedge in public that they think of women in terms of sexual attraction.

>>513036505
Precisely

>>513035909 (OP)
We are genetically whiter than the British. Go to Lanzorote in July and watch how nigger tier British are.

>>513042980
Difference is daisy is actually rougher and tougher in the sports while peach is the type of bitch that makes sure her hair isn’t ruined or a nail gets broken. Ever play Mario strikers? Daisy has attitude she plays like the boys peach is preppy

>>513043220
>the whole "need no man" era of womanhood.

That's right, you just know that bitch was fucking Bowser. This was also heavily implied in Mario Sunshine.

>>513043220
There is also Pauline from the Donkey Kong days but I prefer him with the blonde princess over the slutty brunette broadway girlboss.

>>513043470
Do you prefer British or caucasian American tourists?

>>513035909 (OP)
>Thoughts?
AGPeach

>>513043630
British

>>513036505
indeed

>>513043772
Why is that?

>>513035909 (OP)
God I love big butts and ziggers dying

>>513039742
So for she have to slip each tit into its own sleeve?

>>513042734
Yeah but zero g would also cause your muscles to atrophy and bones to be weaker. Rosalina is pretty curvy and well-figured.

>>513043887
Yes. For maximum performance and sweat wicking.

>>513041182
Wrong

>>513043867
British are more down to earth and less obnoxious. Similar to us in many ways but still different at the same time

I'm still mad that 3D World only had Rosalina as a bonus character. Why not Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, and others? Same with Mario Maker?

>>513036505
Luigi jumps higher than Mario.

>>513042174
I like this anon's theories

>>513044346
This.

It doesnt matter, both belong to BIG WARIO COCK

>>513035909 (OP)
Fuck off Sybb

>>513044346
Mario jumps farther than luigi

>>513043604
Pauline is DK's prize. She exclusively takes BDKC

>>513035909 (OP)
Both made for BBC (Big Bowser Cock)

>>513045799
Wrong Luigi floats the same Mario just gets further faster. At least for new games I forgot how the smb2 worked

>>513046366
Bowser raped some koopa for jr which is his only real son. The kooplings are adopted

>>513045807
Donkey dong has candy Kong dumbass.

>>513039742
why can't metroid crawl???

>>513042734
Posting because Galaxy Express 999 and Maetel was mentioned

>>513035909 (OP)
Peach bingbingwahoos on top of Mario erry day. Daisy stays in the kitchen.

>>513042734
>>513047060
Why does this look so much like Interstellar 5555 despite being a completely different studio?