Thread 513041421

>The opening marks a significant moment in American history, making Trump the first U.S. president to own a pizza joint during his term. The first rumors arrived via Instagram with an eloquent image and a short but significant caption: "Where New York tradition meets Italian craftsmanship - enjoy our wood-fired pizza, exclusive to Trump Tower".

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIMO3DeOmas/?img_index=1

>>513041421 (OP)
1pbtid
memeflag

It’s a scam. He’ll open a load across the country. Then sell them all as franchises. Then sit back and make money and not be bothered if they all go bankrupt.

>>513041536
>1pbtid

Want to try again, smart guy?

>>513041421 (OP)
Trump steaks were GOD AWFUL but he is from New York so maybe his pizza is decent.

>>513041841
It was a request. STFU and never post again.

>>513043355
Checked
Based
Owned

>>513041421 (OP)
>wood-fired pizza
meme cooking.
wood only makes meats better, not your bread and cheese carb slop.

>>513041421 (OP)
Last year i went to trump tower and had a ~10$ ice cream, which id say was pretty comparable in value/quality to your average ben&jerrys ~10$ single scoop cone

The whole ice cream business is so weird, im pretty sure it's the same shit, the free ice cream at a chinese buffet, a 10$ scoop from a fancier place, bet its the same shit you can buy at the grocery store by the tub

Let me guess, Hillary Clinton will be the madam-I mean manager?

>>513041421 (OP)
What's in the basement?

>>513041421 (OP)
He's laughing at you pizzagate fags, you know that right?

Why does Trump eat his steaks well-done with ketchup? First he does something heinous and then... he covers it up!

>>513041421 (OP)
This jew pos uses his presidency as a tool to get rich, already selling lots of merch, already got caught in using crypto to enrich his family, he's doing the eastern european oligarchy 101, also blaming the predecessor for everything is a tradition in eastern european shitholes

he should open a TACO truck next

>>513041421 (OP)
pizza actually looks pretty good

>>513041421 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot

>>513046456
**Pictures are not contractual

>>513041421 (OP)
It will be located in Woking and exclusively sell cheese pizza, I assume.

>>513041421 (OP)
Does he only serve CHEESE PIZZA

>>513046650
You beat me by 18 seconds fuck

>>513041421 (OP)
>Donald Trump
>Ghislaine Maxwell
>Cheese pizza
Checks out

>>513041421 (OP)
Oh wow wait until 4chan hears about this

>>513046699
Dammit

>>513045021
go sit in the corner timmy

>>513041421 (OP)
Pretty sure the Clinton, Obama and Biden opened up PizzaGate

>>513041421 (OP)
> a significant moment in American history,

>>513046821
Migatards were just too direction-brained to see in front of their own faces. Boomer fucks

>>513041421 (OP)
Oh no no no
Keep your kids away from this place
The new pizza gate

>>513041421 (OP)
Comet Ping Pong is gonna be very upset they just got some competition

Jewsa must be really fucked because their president is having two sides hussle to meet ends, selling cheap cologne and now pizza.

>>513046903
That is why it is time to make MAGA great again like in 2016

>>513044870
Walnut sauce
'na mean ;)

The pedo is selling pizza now?

You can't make this shit up kek

>was in pizza commercials in the 90s
>was in Home Alone 2
>McCauley Culkin has band called The Pizza Underground
>sponsored by Cult Records founded by Julian Casablancas of The Strokes
>Son of Trump's friend the pedo John Casablancas of Elite Models
>Trump put Ivanka (whom he said on TV he'd like to fuck) under John at age 14

Should he really be opening a pizza spot? Looks like he should open up a salad bar instead.

>>513048707
I take it you've never been to CiCi's

>>513048707
pizza is classified as a salad in the USA

>>513041421 (OP)
pedo opens a pizza place? this shit writes itself lmao

>>513045021
>sensible chuckle.gif
is this what they call a dad joke?

>>513041421 (OP)
I thought Pizzagate was Hillary's thing...

>>513048707
Salads are for leftists and pussies.

>>513051860
homosexual posts on pol? we are pretty used to that from you.

>>513041421 (OP)
Trump opens Pizzagate

>>513046985
>cheap cologne
really? why would anyone purchase Eau de Trump when they can stick their finger up their ass for free?

>>513053605
Now when you google trump pizza all you'll get is his faggot restaurant
This is called damage control. Opening a pizza place when you're an accused pedo child trafficker is 100% roy cohn damage control

>>513041421 (OP)
Has anyone already forgotten about his crypto scam?

>>513041841
You sound vaccinated.

>>513041421 (OP)
Don’t cares.

>>513041887
Your opinions. I’m not going to try. My personal choices.

>>513044794
Cookie chip dough at a Chinese buffet? LMAO. You sucks.

>>513055370
You sounds mad more folks are not simps like you.