Thread 513044430

>be brazilian migrant in Sussex
>new to the city
>try to ask for directions from man citing on a bench
>average british man immediately demands that you bust his crust
>kinda weird, but 1st-worlder dialogue trees often end in gay sex
>games more realistic than previously thought
>take him to your apartment
>do the deed
>cops knock next morning
>turns out the average british dude you fucked was only 17.99 years old
>you are missing the royal license to diddle children
>you are now under custody for boipuccy violation
>shieeeet

Why are british men like this? I knew having sex with a woman was forbidden in the 1st-world, but now even gays are being outlawed. Your leaders want you to follow their example and start diddling children exclusively?

What type of stupid law is this? Why do I know the migrant only got arrested because he was brazilian?

>be brown
>rape
pottery

>>513044430 (OP)
>be brown
>can only conceive of the world in the terms of video games
Strange.

>>513044430 (OP)
Shouldn't have called him the m-word

>>513044543
It wasn't rape, anon. Read the news

https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/sussex/news/court-results/man-charged-with-raping-a-teenage-boy-in-brighton/

The british dude was literally sitting on a bench when a brazilian asked him for directions. They instantly realized they are homos and went to the brazilian's apartment to have sex, as they are legally obligated to. But the british dude was some narcissistic retard and went to the cops to say he was raped because he was 17.9 years old and unable to consent.

Jesus Christ, what a disgrace of a country you have.

>flag
>uk thread
every day with you

>>513044793
Do t have sex with a minor. It's really not that hard to understand.

>>513044679
The brazilian experience can only be explained in terms of GTA: San Andreas and STALKER, since the country is a mix of both.

This case just shocked me. Had a muslim just dropped his pants and decided to the rape correction to the average british man right there on the park, nothing would've happened. But this dude actively went 'on a date' with the brazilian that ended in sodomy, then regretted it and #MeToo'ed the brazilian.

I do not care very much because this brazilian is at least now your problem, but he had a job and was gay, so he was a functional member of 1st-world society.

What is this crap. You can just be randomly taken in custody for having sex in the UK? The twink likely didn't even tell the brazilian his real age.

>>513044969
He was 17.9 years old and wanted it. Likely they did not even tell each other their age before they had sex. This wasn't an 'attack', they hate a date then went to the brazilian's apartment. Hell, the british dude on the bench likely found the brazilian on Tinder or something. This entire piece of news sounds like a manufactured piece of shit's setup.

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