Thread 513056299

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https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1955843952164397185

He's got the cadence down if nothing else

>>513056299 (OP)
They're so mad lmao!

>>513056299 (OP)
Borderline experimental.

>>513056299 (OP)
i hate people who always talk about food.
Total fattie death

>>513056299 (OP)
It's actually pretty funny. I bet Newsom is secretly the most based man in California, but his sociopathy won't allow it to surface because he wants to be president. Watch it come out that he calls his dog Nigger Destroyer or something like that or that he hates Jews because his wife got Weinsteined.

>>513056299 (OP)
stopped reading at
>should be returned to library
Anyways jews rape children

The funny part is not the satire, it's the maga twitter brainlets not recognizing the satire.

>>513056299 (OP)
>Republicans set to gain 5 seats in Texas with redistricting
>Democrats set to gain 9 seats in California as retaliation
>Net loss of 4 seats for Republicans
>MAGA will still call this a win
Math has never been a strong suit for right wingers

>>513056299 (OP)
Red Pedo, Blue Pedo: which pedo represents you?

>>513056750
They're too busy defending Jews and pedos to be worried about math. There are tons of goy children out there and they ain't gonna fuck themselves.

>>513056299 (OP)
lol imagine ever voting for someone who types like this in a public forum. Only a complete RETARD would think this is acceptable for their team

this timeline is a fever dream

>>513056299 (OP)
its very wierd when trump does it but wew is it fucking retarded when commies try to imitate it.

why did he call drumpf taco?

>>513056750
>republicans finally see that they have no choice but to flee california for elsewhere
>9 of californias seats are redistributed to the states the refugees move to
commies can not think long term

>>513056299 (OP)
It's just stupid now.

>>513056391
yeah its cause spin doctors are cool

I actually love these posts that Gavin has been putting out because like, 50% of people are naturally wondering why the fuck an official government account is tweeting this retardation, but there's also a huge flood of people who I think are just terminally-online boomers, retards, and bots being like "BOOM! TRUMP IS NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS TROLLING! I BET HE'S SO MAD!" and they're dead serious about it.

>>513057480
because hes admitting that california district maps are "beautiful" because they are already jerrymandered to hell, but if only trump didnt chicken out (not doing what commies want is chickening out) in response to texas fixing some really fucking gerrymandered districts, california will just have to completely disenfranchise 40% of its population.

Its a suicidal move but shhh dont tell them that.

>>513057480
because
Trump
Always
Chickens
Out

>>513056632
>im just pretending

>>513056750
>>Democrats set to gain 9 seats in California as retaliation
They're not really "set to" gain seats because even doing the redistricting in Cali would require a referendum vote abolishing the independent committee that they specifically put together to make it near impossible to successfully redistrict, and more likely than not you'd have to do some crazy astroturfing to convince the voters that they actually want to side with getting rid of the committee that they already voted to put in place.

So essentially, they're positioning themselves for an uphill fight to accomplish their goal (a goal which ONLY makes sense if the Voting Rights Act districting rules stay in place and aren't overturned by the Supreme Court, and also the Census isn't altered to remove illegals) in response to what is functionally a done deal in Texas.

>>513056299 (OP)
I like that he seems to be embracing this unhinged twitter crackpot tack pioneered by Trump but I just don't think it works for progressives as well. Progressivism is for Nurse Ratched technocrats and boisterous inanity does not suit them very well.

>>513056299 (OP)
>"YO, LIL DONNIE! I'M GOING TO COPY EVERYTHING YOU DO BECAUSE I HATE YOU! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?"
Really?

>>513056299 (OP)
Trump has become a trope to be emulated and memes. Many such cases. ITS A BEAUTIFUL THING. I love oompa loompas. They make wonderful chocolate. And you wouldn't believe what they are hiding when their uncle got all of Nikola Tesla's research. DEATH RAYS and EARTHQUAKE MACHINES. That's what they said were in it. I have been there. To the chocolate factory.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

>>513058063
The concept, I think, is that they assume that if you post retardation on Twitter and call Trump names, he'll see it and get fuming mad and it will ruin his day or whatever.

It doesn't, he doesn't even see this stuff, but it's funny that they really do think this is going to get to him.

>>513056750
>>Democrats set to gain 9 seats in California as retaliation

lmao, where? Keep fucking dreaming. Plus with the new census barring illegals, it won't even matter anymore.

>>513058333
This illuminati post will age like dogshit

>>513056630
Looks like an angry bulldyke reddit mod wrote it for him. Instead of satire it's ultra cringe and shows how angry trump makes them, lol.

>>513056299 (OP)
Lmao the left really can't meme.
NIGGER.

>>513058333
For the most part I agree, but...
1. Given the multiple times he's brought topics that existed entirely on the internet into the mainstream by commenting on them it's clear he's a terminally online doomscroller like most boomers at this point.
2. Reporters have on more occasions than I can count been able to successfully bait him into reacting by bringing up topics he doesn't like.
Those two facts don't automatically equate to someone being able to bait Trump with a tweet, but it does suggest it's not outside the realm of possibility that it could happen.

Cringe
>written by chat gpt
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