Thread 513069753

I bet it feels great. the jews, the government and even my own parents worked together to take mine. Just hours after i was born, my genitals were mutilated. Any tips for people like me? I just want my foreskin back bros

>>513069753 (OP)
Haha

>>513069753 (OP)
I want everyone and everything dead so there's that

At least you don't get phimosis, dick cheese and infections from not washing everyday.

I’ve had to stretch the foreskin because my dick is just so big. Very cathartic

>>513069753 (OP)
It's pretty swell you can even make your own parmigiano from the cheese kek.

>>513070160
why wouldn’t you wash everyday?

>>513070160
Skill issue

>>513070160
just wash your dick bro how do you cutfags just skip that?

My foreskin holds in my precum and that's good enough for me.

>>513070160
Remove all your teeth and there will be no caries.

>>513069753 (OP)
it's comfy it also guards the pleasure nerves so you have way more sensitivity when you fuck or get head

>>513069753 (OP)
During early European medieval ages, jews in Visigothic Spain would refuse getting slaves that didn't have their foreskins snipped.

I'm uncircumcised and I can jack off with no lube or chafing. I understand some people need lube?

>>513070160
i spend pretty long periods of time without showering and i never get dick cheese or infections

>>513070324
Remove the human and there is no problem or pain anymore.

>>513070403
Your humanity is still intact if you have your foreskin.

>>513069753 (OP)
Same. We need a support group

>>513070160
>>513070250
>>513070273
>>513070324
>>513070448
washing it isn't enough. You need to take a q-tip with alcohol to it after a shower. STD transmissions are like 10x higher. Especially with HIV. you can shower all you want and scrub underneath there but the hiv will still linger there.

>>513070403
I'm uncircumsised and used handlotion a few times. Feels pretty weird tho.

I do have some phimosis, my foreskin kinda gets fucked if I jack of too much but then again I also have to jack it a long time to cum.

Masturbating really isn't that fun anymore I'll be honest.

>>513070393
Your humanity is still intact if you have your foreskin

>>513070638
My hand is clean brah I know we're it's been. Got no worries.

>>513070638
Are you fucking retarded? What kind of weak attempt at propaganda is this?

Really.

When I was a 4 year old girl, my mom took me to a doctor who had 3 or 4 nurses hold me down and spread my legs apart while they cut my vagina hole because they said it was too small.
I remember every. damn. second. of, it.

>>513069753 (OP)
lol, i have a normal dick.
imagen having a mutilated one.
like, every time you take a leak.
Looking at the remains of it.
hahahahahah, grim.

>>513069753 (OP)
Well i dont have a point for comparison since i dont know what its like to not have it. The people who can give the best answer are those who were circumcized as adults. Anyway i dont think its a big deal that people need to obsess over it. The most weird thing i noticed is american porn i think. I cant self insert because the dicks are different kek.

>>513070971
It was one of the things that caused me to stop eating for 2 years and I became emaciated.

>>513069753 (OP)
I like to hold mine between my thumb and index and wiggle my cock from the tip.

I never understood why they didn't just knock me out with anesthesia for it.

My nephew had some minor condition (not entirely sure what) where the Dr. Said circumcision would be risky. They went through with it anyway bc my SIL thought that foreskin was gross, as if she'd be the one dealing with it or something. My brother seemed pretty indifferent whether they did it or not.

It's the best feeling

>>513069753 (OP)
Look into foreskin restoration OP. You can gain enough to cover your glans again like it is supposed to be.

>>513070160
>infections from not washing everyday.
You don't have foreskin

>>513069753 (OP)
How old are you? Most provincial health plans stopped covering male infant circumcisions in the 1990s.

>>513071012
>Anyway i dont think its a big deal that people need to obsess over it.
Child circumcision is literally the biggest ongoing human rights violation in the world.

>>513069753 (OP)
I wish a guy would let me play with his foreskin.

>>513070324
I did this and replaced them with zirconia arches. Best decision I've made.

>>513069753 (OP)
What's it like not posting this shit on /b/?

>>513069753 (OP)
I love it. I'm in my 30s now and it still feels sensitive like when I was 8 years old. I feel bad for cut guys. To the point where I would protest for them. Imagine fapping to picrel not needing any lube along with having 30% more sensitivity. Cut men can't, and that's a tragedy and a crime.

>>513071963
Well there are in some cases valid medical reasons to do it. I agree that it shouldnt be done on kids right after birth for no reason but i also dont want to ostrasize people who were because the best way to stop the practice imo is to convince them to not have their own kids circumsized. Its fine to raise awareness for the issue but i cant fault people for something that was done to them against their will or without their consent. I dont think /pol/ is the right place to have this discussion also obsessing over others peoples dicks is gay so there is that. Lmao gottem.

>>513070160
kek

>>513069753 (OP)
It's nice that I don't need lube to jerk off. Occasionally some fluff from my underwear gets stuck underneath it though and I have to pick it out

>>513072330
>obsessing over others peoples dicks is gay so there is that

Wisdom of the sages.

>>513070160
JUST WASH YOUR DICK

>>513072330
No one is saying to fault the person. They're the victim. But it's a horrible practice that has no medical reason 99.9% of the time and is basically excused by the entire world. Sure Europeans are smarter than Americans and generally don't mutilate their kids genitals but they'll let the imported muslims do it to their kids because of bullshit reasons about "culture" or whatever.

>>513072539
You all don't have an issue with sharing all this personal information?

>>513072606
No. It's not like it really matters

>>513072298
The sheer idea of whacking off with lube or lotion just disgusts me. You'd always have that bottle there and people would know. At least we can be discreet.

>>513069753 (OP)
its great

>>513072662
Whatever. I never talk about that experience above that I wrote. But this is a reoccurring topic on here.

Just get married and have sex with your significant committed other.

i wanna dock with another guy. but im not gay

>>513069753 (OP)
pretty awesome to be an intact human being born in gods image.
>t. obviously have my foreskin

>>513069753 (OP)
I had phimosis without really knowing it when I was 16-17. I cleaned myself when I could, but it started to get painful after a while.

My girlfriend at the time, unbeknownst to her, fixed that for me with a really bad handjob. It hurt like hell, but I was able to pull the foreskin the rest of the way down and its been fine since then. I can't argue how it feels to have one since I haven't experienced without, but reading about the nerve endings, sensitivity, etc, I guess I'm fortunate to feel more stimulated than others?

>>513072574
This. The sooner cut men stop trying to mask their rage with several different copes:

>"Ah women prefer cut cause it looks better"

>"at least we don't get dick cheese"

>"we don't want STDs"

>"we can fuck women longer"

And several other copes, men can band together and outlaw the practice all together. I'm sorry they took your foreskin. You're parents didn't know any better. The medical industry is evil. You probably won't get your sensitivity back but you are still loved.

>>513069753 (OP)
>t. Russian twink obsessed with cocks
It feels like HIV and venereal diseases, HIVan. Nobody want's to be like the Africans and Russians

>>513070638
Why make this up? Are you afraid anons are going to uncircumcise themselves?

>>513072298
>whacking off feels so much better
This is exactly what chronic masturbating faggots who hang out in penis enlargement forums talk about.

>>513073291
Again, you don't have to mask your rage. We're on your side and we think what happened to you was wrong. Stop the division. You should probably even be entitled to compensation. Stop being a petty cut jealous moron and open your eyes.

>>513073092
ah yes, the millions of russian bots that live in Canada. lol

>>513069950
I demand my schmuck be returned immediately you goblin.

>>513069753 (OP)
Isn't it weird that there are hundreds of forced foreskin threads on /pol/ every fucking day? Obviously this is some kind of bullshit political manipulation by the Africans or the Russians to infest the world with the nastiest STDs.

>>513074092
Give it a rest, rabbi.

>>513073917
The paid shills live in Russia, the HIV capital. Their VPN is Canada. Is this your first day on /pol/?

>>513070638
Why would you fuck blacks with HIV?

MARIO KART

>>513069753 (OP)
Jews like cutting dicks. That reason enough for me to be suspicious and not engage in it myself.

>As a word of warning, when you have children the doctors and nurses will try many times to get you to cut them. Up until they are old enough to retract the foreskin on their own(4yo for my oldest) DO NOT LET THEM DO IT. They sell the tissue for profit and not only are they hurting your child to do so they don't share the profit.