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Anonymous (ID: qCwEDhoS) United States No.513072153 >>513072279 >>513072570 >>513072593 >>513072749 >>513073820 >>513073891 >>513074140 >>513074327 >>513075197 >>513075463
why aren't you armed?
Anonymous (ID: GjSOuGDf) United States No.513072263
Anonymous (ID: tp26QZOw) Israel No.513072279 >>513072323 >>513072352 >>513072447 >>513075812
>>513072153 (OP)
What's that
Anonymous (ID: YXBGqJoK) United States No.513072323 >>513072416
>>513072279
Don't you guys use 10/22s for riot control against Palestinians?
Anonymous (ID: GpsYt2cw) United States No.513072352 >>513072450
>>513072279
Shut up kike
Anonymous (ID: GjSOuGDf) United States No.513072386 >>513072568
Serious question from the language model:
"Is Armor a kind of Arm around the topic of "bearing arms"?
Anonymous (ID: tp26QZOw) Israel No.513072416
>>513072323
Yes
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513072447 >>513072482
>>513072279
A blow drier
Anonymous (ID: tp26QZOw) Israel No.513072450
>>513072352
Why
Anonymous (ID: tp26QZOw) Israel No.513072482 >>513072850
>>513072447
Thanks
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513072568
>>513072386
Your language model has downs syndrome
Anonymous (ID: sLC/oGwq) United States No.513072570
>>513072153 (OP)
>implying I don't have my own nukes
bruh
Anonymous (ID: w18Wiiuj) United Kingdom No.513072593 >>513073016
>>513072153 (OP)
I've got this bad boy, keep it on the downlow though because it's unlicensed.
Anonymous (ID: ydkHerUD) Spain No.513072749 >>513073085
>>513072153 (OP)
I carry this bad boy around, can turn your funny looking gun into scrap and sell it before you can pull the trigger.
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513072850
>>513072482
Here's an older model
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513073016
>>513072593
How long would you spend in prison for arms dealing if you tried to sell a box of these without a license?
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513073085
>>513072749
You carry around a Ron Jeremy?
Anonymous (ID: 7T5NqeZo) United States No.513073412 >>513073555 >>513075479
I was born unarmed & have done ok.
Anonymous (ID: pZDcbkSU) United States No.513073555
>>513073412
Do you measure your typing in words or feet?
Anonymous (ID: GjtgxFfh) United States No.513073681
but i am armed
Anonymous (ID: dvvK/Cd8) United States No.513073820
>>513072153 (OP)
i am the gun
Anonymous (ID: gUjd1Jxy) United States No.513073849
I will accept nothing less than a FAMAS.
Anonymous (ID: 1W3C91Mp) Canada No.513073891
>>513072153 (OP)
>why aren't you armed?

My government won't let me be armed....

And I don't have any American friends to 'hook me up'.....
Anonymous (ID: 3MvV/Au6) United States No.513073956
I'm a poorfag and I live with my parents
Anonymous (ID: lQ0ZzWOG) United States No.513073999 >>513074241 >>513074257
If you video crime in the UK clear off your dash or you're going to jail. Pic related unclear dash with weapons that got them arrested and jailed.
Anonymous (ID: QuCWJP12) Brazil No.513074140
>>513072153 (OP)
What is this? A pipe with big ball sack?
Anonymous (ID: KNXn77iz) United States No.513074241
>>513073999
lol
Anonymous (ID: +Cp6Oc6D) United States No.513074257
>>513073999
>be me
>american
>go to UK
>sit down at restaurant
>order pea soup
>pick up spoon to eat
>bobby appears out of nowhere
>“oi, you got a license for that?”
>I stand up
>with all 350lbs of weight slam ham fist into bobby’s face
>bobby falls over dead
>pull down my pants and shart in his dead mouth
Anonymous (ID: iD6Iaj4V) United States No.513074327 >>513074559
>>513072153 (OP)
I am. I have to register my arms as a deadly weapon
Anonymous (ID: hkkySNYa) United States No.513074559
>>513074327
I had to register my dick after I fucked your mom to death
Anonymous (ID: N5++Gox+) United States No.513075197
>>513072153 (OP)
I am. I have two arms, a left and a right. They're what connect my hands to my shoulders.
Anonymous (ID: ziduJGnx) United States No.513075463
>>513072153 (OP)
because the feds haven't given me my ISIS paycheck so i can arm myself.
sage (ID: IPZ/e2/e) United States No.513075479
>>513073412
Brother!
Anonymous (ID: fSApq/BZ) United States No.513075812
>>513072279
It's a steam powered pistol. You load it with wooden pellets that boil water. When it whistles' it's ready to fire.