Thread 513073431

This man is a hero, he's pushing the boundaries of human lifespan. Soon, we will all be immortal.

>>513073431 (OP)
he's a weirdo demon looking faggot who probably shills supplements and other garbage

>>513073431 (OP)
Based.
Transhumanism is continuing where National Socialist Germany left off.
Only brown coded christcucks will seethe

>>513073431 (OP)
He's going to die like a bitch, just like Michael Mosely.

>I spend millions a year to look like a dude with too much plastic surgery
>I also use my son as a blood bag, like Mad Max Fury Road
Literally satanic, and a meme

>>513073431 (OP)
He was born too early, but his efforts are still beneficial, in the same way watching rats running in a maze are

Immortality is the default state of all life, immortality isn't a cure, it's a prevention of a hyperparameter in the genetic algorithm that says calcified brains crystallized into time during their procreational power stroke, must be cleared away and replaced with untrained neural networks.

Your cure to old age death would result in the stopping of evolution, and after a few hundred years, the civs that have replacement will bring yours to heel, because of the knowledge problem of central planning, and the impossibility of Jewish Communist state to do a good job distributing resources, labors, and choice mates.

>>513073431 (OP)
I'm so glad that the boomers die before we achieve immortality. Death is their greatest fear because they can't take all their gold with them.

>>513073431 (OP)
We just need to combine our dna with lobster dna and we'll be able to live forever, grow bigger forever, and end world hunger by cutting off our meaty claws for food.

Regardless of what you think about him, he's putting out the best real world data we can get about the subject.
He's in the best imaginable position to do these kinds of experiments.

>>513073431 (OP)
He uses hair dye, which betrays him a vain rather than trying to extend his life. He wants to look younger rather than to actually stop/reverse aging.

>>513073431 (OP)
What his week testosterone dosage?

low effort spam thread

>>513073431 (OP)
The search for the fountain of youth is a tale as old as man, larping revelations for the benefit of the rnc is less than 25 years old.

He looks like an average man pre-McDonald’s

>>513073431 (OP)
My guess is that he will succumb to unpreventable natural causes at the age of 87.

>>513073431 (OP)
I like what he is doing, but don't really like how it is being presented. If you are wealthy you can either do this or go the rothschild route of 8 heart transplants before you face your eternal punishment. But at least, his efforts might benefit humanity in the long run.

>>513073431 (OP)
He is a glowie or he is a retard. I say this because anybody with an actual brain about health and longevity would not become a vegan

>>513073431 (OP)
This nigga is gonna die randomly from a heart attack

>>513074002
Stealing blood from your own son. Yes, very valuable data.

>>513073431 (OP)
who's this 22 year old man?

wait, that would mean boomers living forever

>>513073431 (OP)
He doesn't look a day over 50. And his hair doesn't look like my grandpa's, all thin and dry It looks totally young, like a teen's hair.

>>513073431 (OP)
We will see.
I will be here to know if he outlived me.

steroid guy selling vitamins?

not even a new scam

lol

>>513075021
bryan internet defense force activated

What tangible research has he done that will benefit a chud such as I?

be funny if not blowing loads makes u immportal

gods laugh at us

>>513073431 (OP)
ACDC fucking sucks

>>513073431 (OP)
Run a stack of this for 20 years and see what happens

MitoQ’s patented molecule—Mitoquinol Mesylate—is the world’s first mitochondria targeted-antioxidant. Backed by over 25 clinical trials and 900 peer reviewed papers, MitoQ® Mitoquinol has been shown to reduce oxidative stress, support mitochondrial performance, and improve key health markers across multiple systems in the body.
Epitalon 3mg (60 capsules) (Telomere Length)
Epitalon 3mg (60 capsules) (Telomere Length)
Epithalon (Epitalon) has long been understood to help preserve telomeres, which are the protective end caps found on fragments of DNA (chromosomes). Telomeres protect DNA from degradation as it is replicated during cell division (one cell splitting into two). Telomeres themselves suffer degradation, however, and eventually become too short to be effective. At this point, a cell will either commit cell suicide in a process called apoptosis or it will go dormant in a process called senescence. Both processes lead to aging and eventual dysfunction and disease. Senescence is one of the primary drivers of disease and aging.

Epitalon has been shown to activate an enzyme called telomerase, which protects and repairs telomeres. More active telomerase means that cells age slower and remain functional longer. The net result is that overall aging appears to be slowed down. Research in rodents indicates that Epitalon may extend life by as much as 27% via this mechanism[2], [3].

>>513073431 (OP)
You can't cheat death but maybe you can fix wrinkles

>>513073431 (OP)
Diet high in PUFAs and antinutrients. I wouldn't give him much above 85.

>>513076137
He drinks high quality olive oil for his fat Inhale and obviously he knows all of his blood nutrients are good.

>>513076003
Interesting stuff, have you tried it?

>>513073431 (OP)
>Soon, we will all be immortal.
No thanks. I hate you faggots. An eternity of this shit would be worse than hell.

>>513076472
I'm thinking of doing an age test then starting that stack.

>>513073431 (OP)
It's a tragedy, the way you ride the Johnson

>>513073510
he's depressed, when this whole self-improovement cycle fails(and it will because he's focused on vanity, not well-being) he will be one step closer to killing himself
i really have no patience for such people and can't wait til they off themselves and are out of the picture, the sooner the better desu

>>513073431 (OP)
he's 84 so you all know

>>513075459
Oh my sweet goth mommy THE SOURCE PLEASE OH GOD GIVE ME THE SOURCE PLEASE

>>513076743
He's probably got another 25 years at this rate if he keeps juicing with mitochondrial meth before dying with an amazingly low level of oxidative damage

>>513076003
So all we need to do is make Epitalon fifty times stronger and take it regularly and we'll become immortal?

>>513073431 (OP)
That doesn't even look particularly great for a 47 year old with a ton of makeup. dude should have just spliced some asian DNA into himself instead.

>>513076333
He eats a bunch of nuts and legumes to get his protein, which both contain PUFAS.

>>513073707
Based beyond belief

And of course he's a fucking Mormon. There's already way too many of their e-celebs on goytube already.

>>513077021
Might improve your chance of living till suspended animation and or 200 life expectancy to then in mortality/ artificial neurons or metamorphosis and shape shifting.

>>513073431 (OP)
I listened through an interview with him and I was shocked to find out that he isn't as big a douche as he appears.

>>513075264
I want pearly

>>513077089
At least it's not goyslop

>>513073707
Capping telomeres just makes humans develop ultra cancer. Apoptosis is important for us. What we should do is combine our DNA with horse eggs.

If he succeeds, would you sell your plasma to some rich fuck ? What is your price per ML ?
Or would you import cheap plasma from young Indians or Brazilians?

>>513073658
Gilgamesh wanted that immortality but the snake beat him to it. It doesn't matter what Brian Johnson tries to accomplish because Genesis 6:3 is quite explicit. Our fate was sealed when we were allowed to settle after the deluge.

>>513073431 (OP)
He looks like shit.

>>513074417
and alzheimer's by 70

>>513073510
>>513073578
>>513073655
AI is going to find the cure to aging well within the next couple decades.

>>513078337
sure, right after it finally figures out how many letter R's are in the word strawberry

>>513078434
Your rabbi yeshua won’t save you
Only BIG ASHKENAZI IQ and their advanced technology can offer real material salvation
Don’t resist, it’s simply foolish.

This nigga is going to spend a billion dollars on immortality then get killed in a car accident or by a random nigger

>>513074186
>filename
kek

>>513078705
shut up mexico

>>513079047
>tf
>tp
But seriously, don’t resist being saved by AI powered Einstein. Be rational for a change. Your antisemitic jealousy is getting you nowhere.

>>513073431 (OP)
No.
If his anti-aging practices actually did anything, he would not dye his hair nor wear makeup. And he'd look younger. He doesn't. He looks like vain but generally healthy man his age.

>>513073431 (OP)
He's going to die of a heart attack at the age of 55

>>513074186
Lol, he looks like a man transitioning into a "transbian."

>>513079336
I'm literally never going to trust a machine. Especially created and ran by kikes. Die screaming.

>>513079336
i'm just antisemitic now stay on your side of the wall stupid wetback

Never heard of the guy
So I expected to be impressed by his age, like if he was in his 60s
But he's 47, that's seriously it?
My coworker looks better

>>513073431 (OP)
>we will all be immortal
>he thinks immortality/enhanced longevity will be available to the common man if it's ever made possible

Lol

>>513073431 (OP)
for health all you have to do is optimize bmi FFMI with some training to keep muscle in old age to let atrophy then follow the food pyramid if you can afford it micro dose a statin with a coq10 supplement so you can reverse atherosclerosis and stay artery clean cuh

You just know

>>513073431 (OP)
I've been curious about his meal plans as well but they're really expensive. From what I gather basically drink olive oil and eat dark chocolate?

>>513073431 (OP)
His longevity powder was gay and tastes bad

>>513079560
>>513079563
mRNA vaccines will cure cancer within your lifetime.
What if your G-d is real and you die because you didn’t accept his chosen people’s miracle cure?
Will he forgive you?
Either way you’re better off just getting it.
Jealousy is a bitch but please don’t be a fool.
Trust in your intellectual superiors, Ashkenazi men, and you will be rewarded without your soul ever needing to leave this earth.
Immortality is not evil.

>>513079871
fucking kike living in ireland get out nigga

>>513073658
Yeah, immortality is the natural state of men, we lost it after falling.

>>513079871
>what if
>what about ism

appeal to probability bullshit doesnt go here fucking jew

>>513073431 (OP)
Everyone talks about his blood thing but he's literally taking methylene blue and pissing blue now.
>>513079833
Yeah, he's basically a vegan with a lot of olive oil. He likes being vegan due to low inflammation but he literally has a team of people making his meals. Being a vegan and not being malnourished is apparently quite difficult.

>>513079957
sup cuh

>>513079777
And by that I mean he fucks his son
also self check

>>513073431 (OP)
Thank you Bryan Johnson, I can’t wait to look like the sexiest senior with liver failure.

>>513073431 (OP)
>you shall become as Gods
Fuck off I'm content with being White

>>513078705
shut the fuck up kikes sell their soul to the devil admittedly i did for 9m too but who fucking cares nigga its not like i worship lucifer or shiva lmaoooo like other billionaires in private

>>513073431 (OP)
Literal vampire.

>>513073431 (OP)
Well, he's somewhat correct.

He eats a vegan diet. Not sustainable long-term, certainly the opposite of longevity.

>>513073431 (OP)
you think he still eat burgers with cheese

>>513079964
>>513080101
>>513079934
Your soul sounds sad.
There will be brain chips for that ;-D
Could you imagine knowing everything and never dying?
Your wizard on a stick won’t seem so special then, huh?

>>513080184
No, he feeds on blood and mung beans.

>>513080284
thats to bad cause burgers are tasty

>>513080125
About?

>>513073431 (OP)
he shaves his chest and he looks sick. FAG WITH AIDS

>>513073431 (OP)
Retard spending millions to look like an aids patient with hairplugs

>>513073431 (OP)
>Soon, we will all be immortal.
imagine being op and believing this
meds op, we will all turn to dust, eventually, and that's a good thing

>>513077396
>What we should do is combine our DNA with horse eggs.
Leave that to me!

>>513077195
Intredasting
Will obtain and report in