/pol/ - It Happening! Yellowstone is about to blow!

Anonymous (ID: qMD4P1jO)

8/15/2025, 3:20:04 AM No.513075415 >>513075752 >>513075771 >>513075882 >>513076013 >>513076140 >>513076341 >>513076419 >>513076676 >>513076720 >>513076805 >>513076845 >>513076868 >>513076982 >>513077458 >>513077682 >>513078119 >>513078394 >>513078435 >>513078824 >>513079232 >>513079376 >>513079426 >>513079462 >>513079526 >>513079539 >>513079554 >>513080212 >>513081121 >>513081837 >>513082478 >>513082662 >>513082816 >>513082878 >>513083495 >>513085031 >>513085391 >>513085767 >>513089593 >>513090803 >>513091037

It Happening! Yellowstone is about to blow!

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Here in Idaho Falls Montana. We felt a huge shake of our house and went outside to see this. I think the super is ready to go! What should I do?

Anonymous (ID: qHpKUVXi)

8/15/2025, 3:24:29 AM No.513075680 >>513088370

Nothing. Nothing ever happens.

Anonymous (ID: BPqpIqg7)

8/15/2025, 3:25:44 AM No.513075752

>>513075415 (OP)
Good, if fucking only

Anonymous (ID: b1c8sqbJ)

8/15/2025, 3:26:02 AM No.513075771

>>513075415 (OP)
Fuck, seriously?

Anonymous (ID: 8MQAYE5b)

8/15/2025, 3:26:13 AM No.513075780

>super nothing

Anonymous (ID: iilvQhED)

8/15/2025, 3:27:38 AM No.513075882

>>513075415 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkjv2Cb_jEQ

Anonymous (ID: 5jBsb2Et)

8/15/2025, 3:27:47 AM No.513075889

Nice gods G fr fr no cap

Anonymous (ID: b1c8sqbJ)

8/15/2025, 3:30:10 AM No.513076013

>>513075415 (OP)
Radar shows y'all have scattered rain. You had me there, ngl

Anonymous (ID: ednnGC3k)

8/15/2025, 3:32:09 AM No.513076140

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>>513075415 (OP)
Start burning tyre stacks at different points of the Yellowstone.

Anonymous (ID: eJjVERYS)

8/15/2025, 3:35:38 AM No.513076341 >>513076573 >>513078511 >>513082780 >>513082960

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>>513075415 (OP)
Based. South Florida bros… we win again

Anonymous (ID: eJjVERYS)

8/15/2025, 3:37:06 AM No.513076419

>>513075415 (OP)
No earthquake reported on USGS. Probably just a tactical nuke

Anonymous (ID: I+/D98FO)

8/15/2025, 3:39:21 AM No.513076537

It is happening. I'm taking a big explosive shit as we speak.

Anonymous (ID: eJjVERYS)

8/15/2025, 3:40:04 AM No.513076573 >>513078277 >>513082156 >>513082735 >>513082780

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>>513076341

Anonymous (ID: PsjGTYjN)

8/15/2025, 3:42:07 AM No.513076676

>>513075415 (OP)
lol that's got to be a picture from DFW.

Anonymous (ID: 5lWy1tTO)

8/15/2025, 3:42:58 AM No.513076720

>>513075415 (OP)
If Yellowstone exploded I'd be able to hear the boom all the way here on the east coast.

Anonymous (ID: eJjVERYS)

8/15/2025, 3:44:34 AM No.513076805

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>>513075415 (OP)
Holy shit!!! New Madrid seismic zone is going off right now! TURN ON CNN

Anonymous (ID: 4eNLY1Ju)

8/15/2025, 3:45:20 AM No.513076845

>>513075415 (OP)
Idaho Falls, Montana? Idaho Falls is in Idaho.

Prince Evropa (ID: 0Z18mLz3)

8/15/2025, 3:45:43 AM No.513076868

>>513075415 (OP)
I'm so tired of fucking waiting.

Anonymous (ID: jjuKDBRV)

8/15/2025, 3:47:47 AM No.513076982

>>513075415 (OP)
Could the Epstein files have been hidden inside Yellowstone?

Anonymous (ID: 9MhEYYly)

8/15/2025, 3:48:29 AM No.513077032

Oooo nooo , you should had keep that sealed .

Anonymous (ID: 0yCAkIb5)

8/15/2025, 3:55:25 AM No.513077458 >>513078025

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>>513075415 (OP)
Geologist here. This is a nothingburger. Happens all the time.
t. Whale biologist

Anonymous (ID: To0TNaa7)

8/15/2025, 3:58:59 AM No.513077682

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>>513075415 (OP)
HELP! IT'S REAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: qMD4P1jO)

8/15/2025, 4:04:45 AM No.513078025

>>513077458
Kek

Anonymous (ID: +HjYDT9g)

8/15/2025, 4:05:33 AM No.513078062

My body is ready

Anonymous (ID: ZWQSM650)

8/15/2025, 4:06:43 AM No.513078119

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>>513075415 (OP)
That's a brush fire.

Anonymous (ID: ETHpiffh)

8/15/2025, 4:09:19 AM No.513078277

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>>513076573
I'm safe, good bye americanons.

Anonymous (ID: 25H0X5v8) 8/15/2025, 4:11:39 AM No.513078394 >>513079454

>>513075415 (OP)
holy shit it's abatublow!!!!

Anonymous (ID: 9P1pQque)

8/15/2025, 4:12:26 AM No.513078435

>>513075415 (OP)
You deserve it for voting for republicans

Anonymous (ID: 2j/iKiYK)

8/15/2025, 4:13:30 AM No.513078511

>>513076341
Oh no! Manitobasissies, our response?

Anonymous (ID: CCXLThLH)

8/15/2025, 4:18:20 AM No.513078824

>>513075415 (OP)
Dust mother, protect me.

Anonymous (ID: ScOWHXFL)

8/15/2025, 4:24:57 AM No.513079232

>>513075415 (OP)
XD

Anonymous (ID: +VUKjOrc)

8/15/2025, 4:27:16 AM No.513079376

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>>513075415 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: 01aN/ZpJ)

8/15/2025, 4:28:15 AM No.513079426

>>513075415 (OP)
Holy shit its gone sideways

Anonymous (ID: EbUE3tlG)

8/15/2025, 4:28:38 AM No.513079454

>>513078394
IMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOUUUUTOOOOOOKUUUUUUUM!

Anonymous (ID: mvVnF9AN)

8/15/2025, 4:28:49 AM No.513079462 >>513083617

>>513075415 (OP)
>WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
You and your sister should fuck. I mean why not at this point.

Anonymous (ID: C6qU/TxW)

8/15/2025, 4:29:43 AM No.513079526 >>513085960

>>513075415 (OP)
Two more weeks just flew over my house

Anonymous (ID: dlklgZqs)

8/15/2025, 4:29:53 AM No.513079539

>>513075415 (OP)
I would probably have to recommend getting a giant umbrella.

Anonymous (ID: xoeyjtrL)

8/15/2025, 4:30:02 AM No.513079554

>>513075415 (OP)
wow, a fucking cloud.
go back in side you drunk ass.

Anonymous (ID: uaxR6bVn)

8/15/2025, 4:40:55 AM No.513080147 >>513082758 >>513082859

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Aaaaah it's happening

Anonymous (ID: 21XZRlGO)

8/15/2025, 4:42:18 AM No.513080212

>>513075415 (OP)
every year someone says this. one time someone will be right, they call those people prophets

Anonymous (ID: xyyxMoQF)

8/15/2025, 5:00:04 AM No.513081121 >>513082859

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>>513075415 (OP)
HOLY SHIT!

Anonymous (ID: P/kJW7DO)

8/15/2025, 5:12:56 AM No.513081837

>>513075415 (OP)
Idaho falls is in Idaho, not Montana.

Anonymous (ID: EvfyMlhE)

8/15/2025, 5:13:55 AM No.513081892

Texasbros. We're safe! (For about 2 weeks.)

Anonymous (ID: O9T1zWQJ)

8/15/2025, 5:18:09 AM No.513082156 >>513082432 >>513082573 >>513082584

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>>513076573
>tfw i live here

Anonymous (ID: CCXLThLH)

8/15/2025, 5:23:13 AM No.513082432

>>513082156
Lol rip

Anonymous (ID: fmTzAoih)

8/15/2025, 5:24:00 AM No.513082478

>>513075415 (OP)
Sounds like your mom started and the whole street tilted.

Anonymous (ID: N/SrGLcJ)

8/15/2025, 5:25:39 AM No.513082573 >>513082848

>>513082156
die utah trash

Anonymous (ID: WRsFx1we)

8/15/2025, 5:25:48 AM No.513082584 >>513082954 >>513084981

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>>513082156
Lucky.
Your suffering will be sort.
In California we'll be choking on ash for weeks before we die.

Anonymous (ID: mbGOiV2R)

8/15/2025, 5:27:18 AM No.513082662

>>513075415 (OP)
HAPPENING
OP's mom is about to blow me

Anonymous (ID: hpcCmeq2)

8/15/2025, 5:28:46 AM No.513082735

>>513076573
If Yellowstones blows - which it won't anytime soon ie thousands of years - then everyone in the world will get fucked. Enjoy trying to hold onto food when crops around the world get fucked for a few years.

Anonymous (ID: SUB2YSTT)

8/15/2025, 5:29:27 AM No.513082758

>>513080147
It's called "summer".

Anonymous (ID: 4+gGKuzC)

8/15/2025, 5:29:57 AM No.513082780 >>513088329

>>513076341
>>513076573
These maps are fake and gay BTW

Anonymous (ID: 6xKbtNBr)

8/15/2025, 5:30:39 AM No.513082816

>>513075415 (OP)
god does not like it when we eat babies at the vatican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

Anonymous (ID: d/AwoGkn)

8/15/2025, 5:31:26 AM No.513082848

>>513082573
kek, real latter hours

Anonymous (ID: 6xKbtNBr)

8/15/2025, 5:31:34 AM No.513082859

>>513081121
underrated
>>513080147
infernally

Anonymous (ID: XaQ87ELt)

8/15/2025, 5:32:05 AM No.513082878

>>513075415 (OP)
you had a small shake and that is a plume from a fire, Dumb Ass.
grow up.

Anonymous (ID: d/AwoGkn)

8/15/2025, 5:33:45 AM No.513082954 >>513086835

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>>513082584
but the map shows you in the clear and if you're in california you know you get eastbound winds from the pacific...
exactly what kind of niggerfaggot are you?

Anonymous (ID: M1NfDT8i)

8/15/2025, 5:33:57 AM No.513082960

>>513076341
If I have to choose between Texas and Florida, just throw me into the caldera.

Anonymous (ID: aPHlK8R1) 8/15/2025, 5:41:07 AM No.513083277

You're fuck dude, GTFO of there.

Anonymous (ID: cpEHiaA6)

8/15/2025, 5:43:02 AM No.513083365 >>513085130

The chance of this ever happening in your lifetime is extremely high. it's one in maybe half a million:1 chance it will happen in the lifetime of anyone alive today.

Anonymous (ID: gKzt3Abe)

8/15/2025, 5:45:25 AM No.513083495

>>513075415 (OP)
1 in 730,000

Anonymous (ID: akXKmseC)

8/15/2025, 5:48:15 AM No.513083617

>>513079462
Yeah. That whole thing was hilarious. What do you think happened to the sister-fucker afterwards?

Anonymous (ID: 24OkHY2u)

8/15/2025, 5:50:30 AM No.513083716

I’ve hiked on an active volcano. Not that big a deal.

Anonymous (ID: oeZSYUjR)

8/15/2025, 6:04:55 AM No.513084388

there's no news about it

Anonymous (ID: hGPM4Yrw)

8/15/2025, 6:17:57 AM No.513084981

>>513082584
zesty niles
suck on my peepee and talk to daphne about it

Anonymous (ID: ZFi4+OfJ)

8/15/2025, 6:19:00 AM No.513085031

>>513075415 (OP)
There is no magma in the huge fucking caldera that would need to be full of magma to erupt. This would honestly also be the worst think that could happen to America.

Anonymous (ID: dqCOfX6z)

8/15/2025, 6:21:39 AM No.513085130

>>513083365
Invert those stats and you might be pretty close.
It's highly unlikely Yellowstone will pop off in the lifetime of anyone alive today. As of yet there's no indicators that it's currently building towards an eruption.

Anonymous (ID: nr3GsNlo)

8/15/2025, 6:27:36 AM No.513085391

>>513075415 (OP)
Ride the wave.

Anonymous (ID: wT7ZxoaU)

8/15/2025, 6:31:11 AM No.513085612

>yellowstone
When Allah has decided that He has had enough of America this is how He is going to get rid of that degenerate shithole country. The allahu akbar to end all allahu akbars.

Anonymous (ID: kfYKC6Yh)

8/15/2025, 6:34:16 AM No.513085767

>>513075415 (OP)
A stone of a yellow color just flew over my house!

Anonymous (ID: sTQyzBLG)

8/15/2025, 6:37:43 AM No.513085960

>>513079526
kek

Anonymous (ID: 5aKWjGD/)

8/15/2025, 6:48:22 AM No.513086389

I'm an intelligent man.
I see quake and polcano thread, I check Dutch

Anonymous (ID: ztlwOHw4)

8/15/2025, 6:59:31 AM No.513086835

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