Thread 513075896

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Anonymous (ID: Ztkyz4Xi)

8/15/2025, 3:27:54 AM No.513075896 >>513075991 >>513076069 >>513076110 >>513076149 >>513076172 >>513076246 >>513076280 >>513076378 >>513076484 >>513076672 >>513076701 >>513076751 >>513076852 >>513076911 >>513076960 >>513077010 >>513077129 >>513077340 >>513077431 >>513079862 >>513080112 >>513080132 >>513080391 >>513080449 >>513080687 >>513080714 >>513080978 >>513081058 >>513081144 >>513081184 >>513081256 >>513081306 >>513081572 >>513081650 >>513083012 >>513083118 >>513083326 >>513083379

Dust mites

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You have billions of dust mites on your mattress, sheets and pillows, you are sleeping on and breathing in their shit
Sunbathe your mattress

Anonymous (ID: Jd8nUyru)

8/15/2025, 3:29:46 AM No.513075991 >>513077340 >>513082451

>>513075896 (OP)
Just spray some of Mr. Shekelstein's anti dust mite spray and it'll refresh all of your rugs and furniture! Made from all organic ingredients, don'tcha know?

Anonymous (ID: Hs8IxPM8)

8/15/2025, 3:31:10 AM No.513076069 >>513077048

>>513075896 (OP)
I've slept with worse and paying for it

Sage (ID: NmP5oVFk)

8/15/2025, 3:31:38 AM No.513076110 >>513083776 >>513083899 >>513084394

>>513075896 (OP)
I change my sheets weekly, vaccum carpets twice weekly, and shampoo carpets every 2-3months. I like a comfy house

Anonymous (ID: 3XSShVB5)

8/15/2025, 3:32:01 AM No.513076133 >>513077521

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I never understood people THIS obsessed with cleanliness and germs. Is it a sign of oversocialization?
Just shower evey day or every two days, and pick up after your trash. Done.
>NOOO BUT YOU MUST BUY THE NEW DUSTERMINATOR 3000 BY JEWCORP INC!!!!
no. You mustn'ntn't

Anonymous (ID: sbaUFjhy)

8/15/2025, 3:32:26 AM No.513076149 >>513076208 >>513076237

>>513075896 (OP)
diatomaceous earth is cheap and kills literally all bugs

Anonymous (ID: Dvc3CKwp)

8/15/2025, 3:32:43 AM No.513076172 >>513076648 >>513076816

>>513075896 (OP)
You think that's bad? Wait until you learn about protists and bacteria.

Anonymous (ID: 3XSShVB5)

8/15/2025, 3:33:17 AM No.513076208 >>513076299 >>513076382 >>513083268 >>513083391

>>513076149
>diatomaceous earth
There's gotta be some nigger in some ghetto with that exact fuckign name

Anonymous (ID: Dvc3CKwp)

8/15/2025, 3:33:43 AM No.513076237 >>513077055

>>513076149
Yea, let's scatter the thinnest, smallest, and sharpest shards of microscopic glass all over our homes. Great idea.

Anonymous (ID: X8gY5GUH)

8/15/2025, 3:33:52 AM No.513076246

>>513075896 (OP)
don't forget the ones on your eyelashes

Anonymous (ID: CUr6Lt0Z)

8/15/2025, 3:34:30 AM No.513076280

>>513075896 (OP)
They're not hurting anything.
You have thousands of mites in your eyelashes

Anonymous (ID: 1MKi9GsT)

8/15/2025, 3:34:55 AM No.513076299

>>513076208
Kek good one Hans

Anonymous (ID: d7yxDzq9)

8/15/2025, 3:36:26 AM No.513076378

>>513075896 (OP)
BUY AN ADD

Anonymous (ID: sbaUFjhy)

8/15/2025, 3:36:31 AM No.513076382

>>513076208
spelled diatomatious erf

Anonymous (ID: JOscTmco)

8/15/2025, 3:37:04 AM No.513076417

Baking soda.
Vacuum.
Problem solved.
This is a great business model for preying on boomer triple divorcee Karens tho cause I mean your overhead is basically a 20 dollar UHaul van, a fairly impressive vacuum cleaner and a couple 5 gallon cans of baking soda.
Add a little carbonated water to the mix to look fancy about your "science" and you can terminate dust mites in low info womens homes for 400 or 500 bucks per appointment or even charge by the amount of rooms...and rake in thousands of dollars with a total overhead of like....maybe 120 dollars.

Anonymous (ID: YPPv1T7H)

8/15/2025, 3:38:28 AM No.513076484 >>513076626 >>513076701 >>513078908

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>>513075896 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: y/BzsRYf)

8/15/2025, 3:38:36 AM No.513076490

Some of us need all the friends we can get.

Anonymous (ID: 3XSShVB5)

8/15/2025, 3:41:10 AM No.513076626

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>>513076484
heh

Anonymous (ID: DmMkCjzL)

8/15/2025, 3:41:34 AM No.513076648

>>513076172
yeah honestly the human body
is a walking colony
just business as usual

Anonymous (ID: /6lwwG0W)

8/15/2025, 3:42:04 AM No.513076672

>>513075896 (OP)
So what? They aren't hurting me.

Anonymous (ID: 3XSShVB5)

8/15/2025, 3:42:30 AM No.513076701 >>513076951 >>513082481

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>>513075896 (OP)
mites
>>513076484
edomites

Anonymous (ID: AHq+0L4t)

8/15/2025, 3:43:24 AM No.513076751

>>513075896 (OP)
Those creatures in you pic are infinitely more beneficial to the ecosystem than any Indian ever will be

Anonymous (ID: mo3RBleS)

8/15/2025, 3:44:46 AM No.513076816

>>513076172
those are not animals tho. But otherwise I agree. Who cares about these tiny things walking on you. I think they're cute.

Anonymous (ID: yPJizJ7y)

8/15/2025, 3:45:28 AM No.513076852

>>513075896 (OP)
Look how cute they are, id rather sleep with 1 trillions of them every day for the rest of my life than be in the presence of a single indian for even a second

Anonymous (ID: mo3RBleS)

8/15/2025, 3:46:28 AM No.513076911

>>513075896 (OP)
Their shit is not that icky and it's so tiny you don't notice it. It's the same as breathing in regular dust.

Anonymous (ID: YPPv1T7H)

8/15/2025, 3:47:14 AM No.513076951 >>513078898

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>>513076701
>mites
>edomites

Anonymous (ID: OYxHuztr)

8/15/2025, 3:47:25 AM No.513076960 >>513083145

>>513075896 (OP)
We typically measure carpet in square feet in the US, but you do you.

Anonymous (ID: bFDvcoPF)

8/15/2025, 3:48:08 AM No.513077010

>>513075896 (OP)
Jesus fuck I live in an apartment that doesn’t allow animals and the white trash across the hall not only brought a shitbull into their apartment but now the whole building has fleas.

Anonymous (ID: fgYxFNQR)

8/15/2025, 3:48:42 AM No.513077048

>>513076069
Crab man

Anonymous (ID: EVllFtlv)

8/15/2025, 3:48:54 AM No.513077055 >>513080030

>>513076237
Most of it is food grade. You've probably already been eating it and didn't know.

h4dan (ID: OkDQtQ9u)

8/15/2025, 3:49:57 AM No.513077129 >>513080111

>>513075896 (OP)
Im american. I have ac that runs through a mev 13 filter.
Nothing is beyond its reach

Anonymous (ID: wt6l6iFF)

8/15/2025, 3:52:05 AM No.513077260

Little micro Demons in micro dimensions

Anonymous (ID: yvlbf/jc)

8/15/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.513077340

>>513075991
>>513075896 (OP)
Why the fuck measures carpet by the ounce?

Are we talking vintage shag, shit made of real wool, or some modern short plastic bath matt?

Anonymous (ID: I7bNDLfe)

8/15/2025, 3:54:59 AM No.513077431

>>513075896 (OP)
>>Sunbathe your mattress
Ok. Before or after the anus sunbathing bro?

Anonymous (ID: rQ+DXSLv)

8/15/2025, 3:56:27 AM No.513077521

>>513076133
This. You have mites that live on your face and bacteria that live in your mouth and digestive system. This is normal . You have bugs living on and in your body at all times and that's healthy and normal.
What matters is that you keep everything in balance.

Anonymous (ID: Q/BqtmnH)

8/15/2025, 4:11:21 AM No.513078378

It's way less healthy to live in sterile environments than slightly messy ones. Sterile environments will make you weak

Anonymous (ID: RTPG2y3N)

8/15/2025, 4:19:37 AM No.513078898 >>513079341

>>513076951
What about semites

https://x.com/4chan_AI_Terror (ID: BFffn5lN)

8/15/2025, 4:19:46 AM No.513078908

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>>513076484
lol

Anonymous (ID: YPPv1T7H)

8/15/2025, 4:26:44 AM No.513079341

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>>513078898
>What about semites

Anonymous (ID: oZxsMOO2)

8/15/2025, 4:35:46 AM No.513079862 >>513080377

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>>513075896 (OP)
>mites on your mattress
Mattress isn't bad.
Living in pores of your nose is.

Anonymous (ID: /9dbqgLC) 8/15/2025, 4:38:43 AM No.513080030

>>513077055
>don't worry about getting these microscopic silica particles accumulating in your lungs they're food grade

Just blew in from stupid town.

Anonymous (ID: oZxsMOO2)

8/15/2025, 4:40:22 AM No.513080111

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>>513077129
>mev 13 filter.
>Nothing is beyond its reach
Got some news for you anon.

Anonymous (ID: yrOTahHM)

8/15/2025, 4:40:23 AM No.513080112

>>513075896 (OP)
thanks for reminding me, faggot

Anonymous (ID: +v0sDv9y)

8/15/2025, 4:40:44 AM No.513080132

>>513075896 (OP)
did you know we're all just collective of organisms working in unison. not you but us

Anonymous (ID: 6NRYcen0) 8/15/2025, 4:45:27 AM No.513080377 >>513080422 >>513082131 >>513082282

>>513079862

I hope they are not sodo mites

Anonymous (ID: Q7eynYDB)

8/15/2025, 4:45:43 AM No.513080391

>>513075896 (OP)
And I have billions of bacteria in my intestines, stomach, and skin
probably mites in my eyebrows (statistically, 100% of humans have one of the two species of Demodex mites on them)
so why should I be afraid of them?

Anonymous (ID: gtrCW+IS)

8/15/2025, 4:46:15 AM No.513080422 >>513082615

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>>513080377
i hate you so goddamn much

Anonymous (ID: jjASeUXI)

8/15/2025, 4:46:47 AM No.513080449

>>513075896 (OP)
I've had my dust mites for years and some even started talking to me telepathically after i took the vaxx

Anonymous (ID: RfQb8H0S) 8/15/2025, 4:51:22 AM No.513080687

>>513075896 (OP)
Who cares about those things. If you have bedbugs then that's a problem, this isn't.

Anonymous (ID: KZhc1q2m)

8/15/2025, 4:52:07 AM No.513080714

>>513075896 (OP)
They don't hurt me so I don't mind them.

Anonymous (ID: 8t6/Mt23)

8/15/2025, 4:57:22 AM No.513080978

>>513075896 (OP)
>billions
Rookie numbers. I'm sure the population numbers of my dust mite colonies go up to trillions

Anonymous (ID: 4Af8x69v)

8/15/2025, 4:58:54 AM No.513081058

>>513075896 (OP)
My mites are my pets and buddies. I shed skin, they eat skin, it's a simple and profitable arrangement. Based mitties.

Anonymous (ID: wh5GAoD6)

8/15/2025, 5:00:29 AM No.513081144 >>513081961

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>>513075896 (OP)
I vacuum once a week, sleep on a leather couch where dust can’t accumulate most nights and I spray my bed/carpets with Glen 20 and mortein once a month.
My bed only exists to make it seem like I have a bed that I sleep on, but it’s really more of an ornament.

Anonymous (ID: wh5GAoD6)

8/15/2025, 5:01:19 AM No.513081184

>>513075896 (OP)
I have slept on the floor in a garage infested with ants, ticks and spider mites before and I’m still standing.
I don’t give a fuck about dust mites mate.

Anonymous (ID: 2qt0giXP)

8/15/2025, 5:02:34 AM No.513081256

>>513075896 (OP)
hope nobody here is a germaphobe but everybody on earth carries 1-5-2 kg of weight in bacteria btw
do with this info what you will

Anonymous (ID: jELNqsny)

8/15/2025, 5:03:13 AM No.513081306 >>513081459

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>>513075896 (OP)
>walk into carpet store
>ask for the price in ounces
>confused salesxir
>ask for the price instead in megajoules per speed of light
>...
>ask again in furlongs per fortnight squared per planck constant
>get kicked out

Anonymous (ID: pQsxugqW)

8/15/2025, 5:05:49 AM No.513081459

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>>513081306
>>ask again in furlongs per fortnight squared per planck constant

Anonymous (ID: 2z0hrLiJ)

8/15/2025, 5:07:53 AM No.513081572

>>513075896 (OP)
I practice precise and exact breathing exercises that make the slit on the tip of my penis inhale dust mites and repurpose their proteins into pure dick meat. My storied kilograms-hefty cock is the result of superior penis genetics and the biomass absorbed from the wet dreams of countless etymologists.

Anonymous (ID: hYIz8CMg)

8/15/2025, 5:09:23 AM No.513081650

>>513075896 (OP)
So what?
The idea that every surface must be void from life to be clean is retarded

Anonymous (ID: rQ+DXSLv)

8/15/2025, 5:15:03 AM No.513081961 >>513083576 >>513083669

>>513081144
Why do you sleep on your couch?

Anonymous (ID: yvlbf/jc)

8/15/2025, 5:17:51 AM No.513082131

>>513080377
CARLOS!

Anonymous (ID: oZxsMOO2)

8/15/2025, 5:20:30 AM No.513082282

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>>513080377
No, they get different 'friends'

Anonymous (ID: h+d5UwOP)

8/15/2025, 5:23:11 AM No.513082429 >>513083625

? You do wash your bed sheets weekly, RIGHT anons?

Anonymous (ID: PIqb+yF8)

8/15/2025, 5:23:29 AM No.513082451 >>513084113

>>513075991
>Mr. Shekelstein's
hummmm, sounds sus.

Anonymous (ID: O6JiaIty)

8/15/2025, 5:24:04 AM No.513082481

>>513076701
Nice one fren

Anonymous (ID: oZxsMOO2)

8/15/2025, 5:26:27 AM No.513082615 >>513082798

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>>513080422
Booba!

Anonymous (ID: yvlbf/jc)

8/15/2025, 5:30:19 AM No.513082798

>>513082615
I really can't believe more people didn't get killed for selling these scams

Anonymous (ID: 5NgN4/v1)

8/15/2025, 5:32:45 AM No.513082912

>use ozone generator in house periodically
>mold, bacteria, viruses, mildew, mites all die

Anonymous (ID: aIE1FXH6)

8/15/2025, 5:34:48 AM No.513083012 >>513083390

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>>513075896 (OP)
Okay? And there are trillions of bacteria in and on your body. What's your point?

Anonymous (ID: RfK4Uv1n)

8/15/2025, 5:37:28 AM No.513083118

>>513075896 (OP)
ew nasty

Anonymous (ID: eVeZt33N)

8/15/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.513083145

>>513076960
Yeah, that was weird
>Can I get a foot of coffee, please?

Anonymous (ID: tiVhW+pQ)

8/15/2025, 5:40:49 AM No.513083268

>>513076208
His alternate name is Loquacious Pussyjuice

Anonymous (ID: rtbnXcVk)

8/15/2025, 5:42:01 AM No.513083326

>>513075896 (OP)
Do you know how many fanged alien creatures live in your eye lashes?

Anonymous (ID: +ebSKKTu)

8/15/2025, 5:43:18 AM No.513083379

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>>513075896 (OP)
Yeah, I like them. They are my friends.

Anonymous (ID: YPPv1T7H)

8/15/2025, 5:43:27 AM No.513083390

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>>513083012
>listen goy
>we've always been here

herbs (ID: CG8NMpHB)

8/15/2025, 5:43:28 AM No.513083391

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>>513076208

Anonymous (ID: wh5GAoD6)

8/15/2025, 5:47:16 AM No.513083576

>>513081961
It’s unironically cleaner than a bed and easier to clean

Anonymous (ID: wh5GAoD6)

8/15/2025, 5:48:29 AM No.513083625

>>513082429
I wipe my couches down every day

Anonymous (ID: wh5GAoD6)

8/15/2025, 5:49:24 AM No.513083669

>>513081961
I’ve been thinking of just throwing out my bed entirely lately and replacing it with another couch
Beds are gay

Anonymous (ID: x+71tUIh)

8/15/2025, 5:51:45 AM No.513083776

>>513076110
They live in the mattress, anon. Really seems like one must sleep in a hammock and wash it ofte

Anonymous (ID: CgzwTUiL)

8/15/2025, 5:53:53 AM No.513083899 >>513084038

>>513076110
I put bed bugs in books then put the books into community library boxes. Sleep well reading your books anons

Anonymous (ID: x+71tUIh)

8/15/2025, 5:57:22 AM No.513084038

>>513083899
Ha. Mine go into a plastic bag then the freezer. I anticipate the filthy but not cunts like you.

Anonymous (ID: eMA9zZb5)

8/15/2025, 5:59:01 AM No.513084113

>>513082451
stop being antisemite

Anonymous (ID: WNpVUFph)

8/15/2025, 6:05:06 AM No.513084394 >>513086232

>>513076110
I change my sheets twice a year. And that's with two people and a dog and a cat sleeping on the bed.

Anonymous (ID: xmgt95Do)

8/15/2025, 6:44:33 AM No.513086232

>>513084394
I have a molton and a bedsheet that I haven't changed in two years.
Scurvy and some bad mental problems. Half the bedsheet has torn away, the other half is orange.
No life in it though. I know there isn't because it has 0 smell whatsoever. The pillowcase does but it's August that's fine.