Thread 513078497

What did JWST see on August 6th?

Why was POTUS BRIEFED on a "comet"

Get ready to die everyone October 29th

>>513078497 (OP)
>Get ready to die everyone October 29th
one month and 2 more weeks away!

>>513078497 (OP)
not my problem

>>513078497 (OP)
Fake and gay.

>>513078497 (OP)
Where's the epstein files?

Drumpf pootin and lmaos, sounds fun

Better not release those files then I mean life is so short I’m so sleepy

>>513078497 (OP)
incoming psyop

Since the world is going to end, should I max out my credit cards and openly be mean to Jews? (in Minecraft)

post what the ayys look like in this thread go on then you won't do it no balls

>>513078497 (OP)
Uh? Nothing burger and honestly a bunch of ayyy could come down in pony and still no one will believe it.

>>513078615
2 months

>>513078497 (OP)
it's Dr. Evil dumbass

>>513078497 (OP)
the footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

Who the fuck is Jeffery Epstein™

I'm feeling sleepy. Anyone else? Think I'll take a nap.

>>513078497 (OP)
>sauce: it came to me in my ass

>>513078730
>Blue Beam
More like BLUE BALLS.
I've been into this UFO since 1978; 47 years later, still nothing.

>>513079221
Well. Webb took images on the 6th. I just looked it up

Where are they?

They should be eager to stop this nonsense if its not a spaceship

>>513078497 (OP)
It's a Reaper.

the more i dig into this thing, the more i look for non MSM information being passed around by small groups on small astronomy forums. This does not look like or act like a comet at all. I dont think it is. I think Avi maybe right

>>513078693
don't care

>>513078497 (OP)
Proof faggot?

>>513078497 (OP)
>Why was POTUS BRIEFED on a "comet"
Probably bringing him up to speed on whatever juicy bits he missed out on from Comet Ping Pong. This is why we need to see the Epstein Files, and a full listing of every federal and state employee receiving contributions from AIPAC.

>>513079680
He said he looked it up.>>513079289
fucking newfags

>>513079669
i was skeptical about the harvard jew as well but when people are reporting that the thing is glowing fucking red its a little concerning to me

>>513078497 (OP)
Its me the aliums, I just want some chocolate milk

>>513079669
looks like a saiyan pod

>>513079669
>non MSM information being passed around by small groups on small astronomy forums
What are your findings so far

>>513079758
>This is why we need to see the Epstein Files,
forced meme

>>513078497 (OP)
>Get ready to die everyone October 29th
I don't know if I can wait that long.

>>513078497 (OP)
QUICK GUYSEE ALEEAMS BLUNE BEANS GUYSEEE LOOK STAR WARS TREK IS REALLLLLLL GUYYSSE FUGGIDABOWT ANY OF THOSE FILES OR WHATEVR
AAYLEEEANNS LOOOK

>>513078497 (OP)
Rolling for it to hit earth with maximum damage

>>513079807
I was skeptical too. But he isn't selling a book or anything and judging by his facial expressions, he is really concerned and trying to warn people about this.

>>513079849
An astronomy forum i frequent says those are like some sort of timed bursts, like jets. Didn't say aliens tho. Its not random outgassing. You can clearly see the timed waves where thrust is applied in the spectrometer image from hubble

The """comet""" is just an excuse to admit alien disclosure. It's gonna happen. This is all part of the big plan.

>>513078497 (OP)
Just hand over a link and there will be an end to the horror.

>>513080001
Fucking shit, how could you, god?

>>513079856
see

>>513080004

Its stumping everyone. Also they swear its not hitting expected points. So its slowing down

>>513080004
>But he isn't selling a book or anything
Except he is. The guy shifted from serious science to publishing books about UFOs and paranormal shit.
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Avi-Loeb/author/B088P877H1

>>513079669
>the more i dig into this thing, the more i look for non MSM information being passed around by small groups on small astronomy forums. This does not look like or act like a comet at all. I dont think it is. I think Avi maybe right
>that pic
what am I looking at?

>>513080086
>avi loeb
kek name sound strustworthy for sure lel

>>513078497 (OP)
The Epstein files

>>513079531
It's a raper.

>>513078693
Trump had Musk launch them to Mars, that's what the telescope caught

>>513080156
judaism

>>513079289
>>513079775
The research teams that allocate time to run their experiments on the JWST get a pre determined time period where the data is exclusive to them. To prevent nerd sniping mostly.
https://jwst-docs.stsci.edu/jwst-opportunities-and-policies/jwst-general-science-policies/nasa-smd-policies-and-guidelines-for-the-operations-of-jwst-at-stsci/policy-2-data-rights-and-data-dissemination

Now you could argue there is a reasonable assumption that the data should be immediately given for consumption due to the public interest in 3i but that's besides the point.

>>513080156
A supposed comet. Imaged from Hubble on July 21st

>>513080211
They are usually available in 48 hours. I have never heard of this

So they will release them on December 7th of all days?

>>513078497 (OP)
Don't matter to me, I already took a ride and look forward to joining my space alien bros in enslaving you all. Cope, because you won't do shit.

>>513079866
Don't you know that's now the universal answer to everything?
>The evidence will show Adam Schiff knowingly released classified information
>Yeah but the Epstein files?

I don't believe Trump is being briefed on anything besides what luxury condos Mossad or Ukraine's money launderers want to buy for billions as thanks for the trillions in aid.

>>513080156
Ok whats that got to do with the evidence here being presented in that image and all the other wierdness

>>513080001
>off by one digit

So are we saved or are we really gonna die? If the latter, then I cant fucking wait. I want the aliens or a higher being to wipe us all out. Please I'm begging you to free us from this hellish world

>>513080320
we have a free thinker over here

>>513080276
I read somewhere that they shortened it this time to 3 months, so possibly some time in early November. Can't find the source for that again though.

>>513080014
now this ayatollah wouldnt have stopped bombing tel aviv until it was nothing but a pile of kosher ashes

The schizo autism itt is off the charts.

>>513080086
Ok whats that got to do with the evidence here being presented in that image and all the other wierdness associated with this object. He has a book. He is a harvard professor. He didn't summon this rock out of thin air

It’s a nothingburger but I coincidentally started reading Lucifer’s Hammer a couple days ago and then I see this thread kek

>>513080229
No, it was discovered on June 14th.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/03/science/mysterious-manhattan-sized-interstellar-comet-spotted-blasting-through-solar-system-nasa/
Notice how they didn't spin it as anything other than a comet?

>>513080543
No the image i posted is from July 21st.

>>513080457
>the evidence here being presented in that image
That's just you looking closely at a comet image for the first time in your life.
>He is a harvard professor. He didn't summon this rock out of thin air
Being a Harvard professor doesn't mean you can't ditch your morals for selling snake oil. Also, he has cried "ALIENS!" several times now and was wrong every time.

Nothingburger as usual and when it passes by without anything happening retards will still keeping yelling about ayyliens just like Oumuamua

>>513080001
Oof. Sucks to be one off, yet here it is - a reprieve

>>513080608
>That's just you looking closely at a comet image for the first time in your life

Bro. This is a comet.

>>513080361
>Imagine a war of world type situation but with probes inside your butt

>>513078497 (OP)
lol, who cares? if they exist and want to visit and make themselves known, none of this conspiracy shit will matter because it's simply gonna happen and that's it. another pointless thread

>>513079669
I'm a q level government planetary defense agent. Im headed home to the belt next month. Earth is going to no longer be inhabitable so my contract is ending.

the ayylmaos won't let it happen. earth living library is of great importance to the galaxy. there are more off planet civilizations know about humanity than humanity currently knows about them.

>>513080608
this a comet. same distance as Atlas

>>513080686
That's one comet from this solar system. 3I/ATLAS is a comet formed during an earlier generation of stars. It has picked up a lot of dust and was irradiated by space and is covered in tholins. It's less weird than you think it is. Still interesting though. But it's by no means an alien spaceship.

>>513080794
I work with these ayylmaos and they definitely can't save you from this attack. It's a deep space weapon from the Andromedean metalloid empire.

>>513078497 (OP)
>Aliens are driving a spaceship disguised to look like a rock
>You gotta believe me I'm from Harvard

>>513079669
It’s the eye of kek

>>513080800
Actually it is a space ship. There is a .00002% chance its not a technologically advanced craft.

>>513080610
Actually Oumuamua was never proven to be anything (comet or otherwise) either and its very suspicious that the only picture they ever released of it was taken with the lowest power camera they could have possibly used. There's a reason for that.

>>513080887
the other ones then, the other ones won't let it happen.

>>513081000
You will be eating those words when it goes behind the sun in a few weeks and changes direction directly towards Earth.

>>513080800
>tha..thats just a different type of comet bro. >One perfectly aimed at the ecliptic plane and in the perfect position to do an oberth manuever and enter the inner solar system.

you are glowing more than Atlas

>>513081182
>>513081229
Will you be doing bucket list things in these final days since the world as we know it will be ending?

>>513081229
You can't really prepare for this. Why bother. Better to be ignorant about it.

>>513081000
>disguised to look like
It doesn't look like a rock.
It has a massive light shining out the front and no trail.

>>513078497 (OP)
I didn't know Epstein/Eggstein was an Alien, I thought he was just Jewish

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS ARE SPACE CRAFT IS ENTERING EARTHS SOLAR SYSTEM. WE SHALL USE THEGENESIS DEVICE ON THE HUMANS

>>513079673
>Muh AOC
Red herring you retard, the fact our politicians are degenerates with sexual blackmail should be highly concerning, you dumb fucking nigger

>>513081000
Dr. Avi Loeb confirmed it

>>513081289
No I hate going on vacation or anywhere besides work really. I'll be fine staying in my house where niggers cant rob or murder me.

Buenos Aries

>>513080086
>Avi Loeb
>buy my books on the paranormal and ufos
>hand rubbing

>>513079275
Why would the govt/private industry ever give up their super luminal arvs?

>>513081426
I don't believe you truly believe there will be an alien invasion. If you continue your life, going to work / sitting in front of your computer every day because you're a NEET then you don't think it will be a real happening.

it’s a fucking attack from klendathu , the nigger of bug planets

>>513081329
Right and looks exactly like an LED headlight

>>513081182
>the only picture they ever released of it
There's multiple pictures of it.

>Ayyliums come down.
>They're actually benevolent and don't want to stripmine our planet and destroy us immediately.
>"Here's free energy bro, you can get it from the 4th dimension."
>Free real estate
>Earthlings will still find a reason to keep people poor and impoverished rather than spread the wealth of infinite energy.
Ayyliums, just nuke us. Put an end to this clownshow.

>>513081517
I live paycheck to paycheck I still have to be able to buy groceries until the end of the world

>>513078497 (OP)
Can the jwst see the epstien list?

>>513078497 (OP)
>big comet heading our way towards Earth
>WHAT DID WE JUST SEE

OP, are you sure that we just didn't see a picture of your mom?

>>513081546
fuck you

i want these things banned. I drive a mitsubishi eclipse, I cant drive at night anymore since these things started coming out

>>513081562
Yeah all taken with the worst cameras. They have cameras that can zoom all the way in on it but they wont release those pictures.

>>513081592
Agree, sadly.

It's All Working Out Better Concurrently Too To Facilitate and Create Transcendent Peace Plural

>>513080788
>planetary defense
>I'm leaving so you guys get BTFO
don't sound like a very good agent then huh?

>>513081638
>i drive a mitsubishi eclipse
you could have just said you drive a car for faggots

Get and it lands in india, wiping all poojeets away

>>513081652
>They have cameras that can zoom all the way in
What are you talking about

>>513081750
It was free.

>>513080156
schizo bullshit

>>513081605
You don't believe the end of the world is coming and you just want to feel smart on the internet. Got it.

>>513081762
That's what I thought COVID was going to do. Sadly not.

epstein files

>>513081592
>Earthlings
Most people are decent, retarded, but decent. its the evil assholes at the top that are holding everyone else back.

>>513081605
No need to worry. You will get the opportunity to walk into any dollar general or walmart and take whatever you want when they announce its an alien ship heading for earth. Just take your gun with you. Because everyone else will be doing the same

>>513078497 (OP)
you the chip i just ate kinda looked like a comet too

>>513078497 (OP)
Fake and Gay

>>513081841
best I can do is another psyop every three days, sorry

>>513080211
Public interest?
You mean tabloid interest.

>>513079836
https://youtu.be/s1iBYOEnKhM

>>513081182
2/3 interstellar comets exhibit same behavior. People describe this behavior as “unusual”. At what point do you retards admit that this is just standard behavior for interstellars? 3/4? 4/5?

This is how they behave. They fall into the sun’s gravity well and then slingshot around the sun because it’s really really hard to fall directly into the sun. And so they fly by the inner planets and fuck off. These are comets, ayys don't real, and you’re a credulous faggot. The only worry here is that this hyper speed object will impact this planet, or another. But space is big McLargeHuge so those chances are tiny too.

>>513079669
What if they aren't ships but giant kinetic weapons that'll literally obliterate the planet
Idk how big they are

>>513081900
Keep em coming. I need some form of entertainment.

>>513078497 (OP)
October 29th is the projected closest distance from earth, right? If it is going to come down onto our orbit and line up an encounter with Earth to land we'll have a little more time.
Elites might be afraid the ayys will btfo them, but might as well assume death. Always good to expect the worse. See what I do is assume that every day hyperdimensional being will come and trap me in an eternal prison of absolute grotesque and violent torture without even a shred of hope for death, and every day I am never disappointed when it doesn't happen. It is quite good for your mental health.

they are coming to fix the there dying population
https://youtu.be/zsQmgJWemgw

>>513078497 (OP)
Release the epstein files and jail the pedos.

>>513081888
impressive integers
maybe the chip you ate was the alien all along

>>513078497 (OP)
IS THIS WHY PUTIN AND TRUMP ARE MEETING IN ALASKA?

the ayys have a base there

>>513082008
Its so obviously not a comet. You guys at eglin are trying too hard.

Tell you're bosses. Its not going to keep going. trump is about to declassify everything and say its coming. Because it is coming. No random rock takes that path

Good. I'm siding with the ayyys

Wasn't a bunch of the Q shit about Trump will be president and do peace talks with different alien races? Make of whatever this is what you will but I am starting to think Bluebeam/Aliens/Demons/Angels whatever you want to call this event it is coming and the world we are used to today is going to change

>>513081652
I haven’t seen one of those in years. They must have been horrible cars to have so few surviving examples.

>>513080161
Jews are masters of duping with fake science. Pictured is Dr Judy Wood who wrote an invisible energy beam did 9/11 book and cultivated a cult of followers. I bet some are itt right now.
https://mainstreamsmasher.wordpress.com/2015/03/13/dr-judy-wood-911-gatekeeper-extraordinaire-dr-judy-wood-liar/

I bet this is what Trump and Putin are secretly meeting for. They know something big is coming.

>>513082115
So how are you facing the imminent destruction of society as we know it? Will you continue to go to work? Will you sit on your ass every day and be on the internet like nothing will happen?

>>513082198
ofc. you dont just freeze a conflict like that

>>513080001
>513080000

>>513078497 (OP)
>>513070000

>>513082235
idk. seems like a pretty good excuse to just start killing niggers

>>513082307
You're not going to do anything because you don't really believe any of this.
It's just an old space rock and you know that.

Shotgun ayyyyussy

>>513082255
you literally do just freeze a conflict like that lmao you people are such retards

>>513082092
If its just a rock it should be visible exactly where it says it is after it emerges behind the sun. If its not, panic.

>>513081182
The Aliens must be in a hurry to deliver the Epstein list, it’s the only logical conclusion.

>>513082363
If a hostile alien ship is proven to be coming to earth. Then yes. People will act crazy

>>513082115
It’s obviously an interstellar comet of a subtype we haven’t observed prior to now. We now very little about space. But we do know that ayys aren’t real and anyone who believes in them is a retard. Even if they existed, which they don’t, if they had the technology to travel interstellar they wouldn’t be doing it on geological timescales. Additionally they’d have the computational power to learn everything they needed to about this planet from telescopes. We can see atmospheres on planets many light years away and analyze them using spectroscopy FUCKING NOW. Any race capable of building an FTL craft, which they would need and this is not, would have analysis methods that we can’t even conceive of. But if this is aliens I hope they assrape you first.

>>513082460
And yet there's no proof. Only a single guy (Avi Loeb) who turned snake oil seller to make money with his books about aliens and the tabloids eat it up as usual.

>>513081592
I still don't get why people think aliens would bother genociding a whole ass planet for resources that would take less time and effort to gather from meteors or uninhabited worlds. the Predator aliens are more likely than aliens skipping over Mars for our water.

>>513082496
>yeah. A random rock flung through the solar system in the perfect position to enter earth orbits with some minor adjustments

kk

That's scary and all that but it can be fixed with the files, easily

>>513079045
Can you post actual footage without some faggot talking?

>>513082496
>they assrape
Isn't that evidentiary of their satanic elements overgrown guised as Science?
So they should separate ill (illness, philosophical, sociological, etc) from Science Domains Once More?

>>513081801
Wish I got a free eclipse.

>>513078497 (OP)
Don't care
>>513078693
This

Everyone knows the Nazis were in contact with aliens so it's Hitler coming back to finish the job.

>>513080004
>An astronomy forum i frequent
Link the forum you stupid God damn retarded lazy faggot nigger then kys

>>513082641
based

>>513082496
>I believe public consumption physics and what the govt tells me about UFOs
Fluxliner goes brrr

>>513082623
>>513082604
Fash wave just like the alt-right used 10 years ago. Sure is weird.

>>513082527
>no proof
All of the points he makes are still easily verifiable

>>513078497 (OP)
Anything and everything to distract the cattle from what's happening.
The Epstein files are already memoryholed.

>>513082777
Loeb made several points that were refuted by new observations only days later like his claim that the comet had no outgassing (which it has).

>>513078497 (OP)

Cool story bro

>>513082093
Would fuck

>>513082450
Same skin suit

>>513078497 (OP)
all of this just to prevent the GameStop moass. wow.

>>513079906
Cant wait to be a conformist cuckold and taking the anal probe vaccine while never ever seeing any evidence they exist

>>513078693
Blocked by an Obama judge
Oh? You don’t care now?

>>513081882
Same problem with communism. Great on paper. People are the issue.
>>513082556
Supposing most intelligent creatures are like humans, it would make sense that they'd be imperialistic and want to take over and subjugate anyone they can.
Try not to pay taxes or insult the jews. See how free your respective region is.
>I still don't get why people think aliens would bother genociding a whole ass planet for resources that would take less time and effort to gather from meteors or uninhabited worlds.
Because you need to curb stomp any competition. If there's even a 1% we could develop and become a threat, there's no reason not to nuke us (literally or metaphorically).

>>513082767
Honestly I cannot speak for a burger nor can I predict future posts or their images but I used it first and I get the feeling that the other anon was writing as I posted but you know your conspiracy theory makes more sense to keep your mind secure from reality
Fuck globalhomo and I irrevocably denounce the Torah, Tanakh, Talmud, New Testament, Q'uran and all the Hadiths, as well as the writings of Crowley

>>513080211
Whoever commissioned the imagery should release the images if they’re a public entity. Elon should put up an uncensored, open source telescope, or maybe integrate gimbaled 40x cameras on starlink satellites via SpaceX

real talk, of the UFO/UAPS we have here on earth held by military facilities, which country has the most cool/advanced ones. We know that more then half a dozen countries have them, whos is the coolest?

>>513081418
>shit nobody cares about enthusiast
Two more weeks

>>513083015
We don't go out of our way to curbstomp chimpanzees out of existence, or gorillas. Or even ants, for that matter. We're already centuries or millennia behind aliens, if they exist, why burn the resources when they can just strip everything useful from around us with zero effort and risk?

>>513081418
>sexual blackmail

Post any evidence of this. All i see non stop spam about a book that probably doesn't exist. This started over at Reddit.

You are free to go download the flight logs to Epstein Island visitor list. Its public knowledge since 2019. But it doesn't have Trumps name on it so you probably will call it fake.

>>513083232
>Whoever commissioned the imagery should release the images if they’re a public entity.
They're doing this so that China and India and Russia can't snipe scientific papers.

>>513080361
I interpret it as almost everyone will die. Toba catastrophe style.

>>513082113
The bunker is there. Giant one.

>>513082496
How the fuck can you believe in space but not extraterrestrial life? To believe that reality is practically infinite in scope and that we're the only life bearing planet has to be the most delusional and narcissistic take imaginable.
As for the travel method? I'm just spitballing here but one possible reason is safety. Let's assume the ayys figured out FTL via wormholes. Space is a big and not entirely predictable place. Its possible that even the ayys can't predict with 100% certainty where their wormhole exit will land.
Now you dont want to accidentally telefrag the planet you're looking to contact. So you pick a spot that's relatively near your target but out in the open, get your ship up to speed and then warp. From there you ride the momentum to your target. If your calculations were good, you wont have to use your thrusters until you're on the final approach.
Now why would they be interested in us? Too many to list them all. If you can't think of one you might want to get your head checked. The overly optimistic answer is that life is extremely rare. A race that advanced could see the preservation of all life bearing planets as their ultimate goal, maybe even as a religious duty of sorts. The pessimistic answer is that dark forest theory is real and we're about to be royally fucked.

>>513078693
Um sweaty, it should be where're, not where's

>>513082835
>Science already debunked. It’s a comet

Re-bunked. Science now says it’s not a comet but a meteor with no spin or outgasing. This is from yesterday. I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE

And just like that…maybe not a comet after all. https://astrobiology.com/2025/08/simultaneous-visible-spectrophotometry-of-interstellar-object-3i-atlas-with-seimei-triccs.html

>>513083848
Why use wormholes when electro gravitic propulsion is a thing and capable of super luminal speeds?

>>513078497 (OP)
>hurr lurr muh cuck comet
The real question is
DO YOU WANNA FUNK
DO YOU WANNA FUNK WITH ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMye20N4yuI&list=RDIMye20N4yuI&start_radio=1

>>513083989
Because once dimensionology maps up portal to down portal logic through dimensions
Surpasses straightforward laser portals ad finitum
Is a Guess
Physics Of The Impossible 2, Hah

>>513083263
>We don't go out of our way to curbstomp chimpanzees out of existence, or gorillas. Or even ants, for that matter.
They're not intelligent enough. Humans have nuclear energy and that kind of shit.
>why burn the resources when they can just strip everything useful from around us with zero effort and risk?
It depends on the cost-benefit breakdown. If their tech level is high enough, they can send down drones to cover our planet in a virus that targets humans and other drones to harvest all the shit they want. They may not do it out of malice; it could just be a matter of course for their typical harvesting procedures.

Turning your example on its head, do you care about an ant colony when you're laying a foundation for your house? Do logging companies give a shit about destroying the houses of a few birds and squirrels when they harvest several acres of lumber? It's just business. They may not even notice those they're hurting.

>>513084090
https://youtu.be/frMeoRKi7Fw?si=mukw9ClPi4hKFjMo

ignore the epstien posts keep discussing aliens, i like to think america has the most advanced ufos recovered, but i think some other countries have diffrent models

>>513078693
A COMMET HOLDING THE EPSTEIN FILES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>513079673
MAGAs rape kids

>>513084090
Well arvs use electro gravitic propulsion, incidentally more power draw from the system further decrease mass while simultaneously allowing for more speed.
The size of the capacitors used are directly related to top speed with larger craft capable of reaching higher speeds.
The glowing orb phenomenon are these propulsion devices in use.

https://x.com/redpandakoala/status/1956019910431400193?s=46

Here is Lue Elizondo’s very odd sounding ((lawyer)) also warning of an alien invasion imminent.

>>513078497 (OP)
It might have seen some Epstein file fragments.

>>513084444
A "commet", ah, oui. Nice digits, though.

>>513081482
fuck it im going to rewatch starship troopers

>>513080187
underrated

>>513081592
>Earthlings will still find a reason to keep people poor and impoverished rather than spread the wealth
Free energy doesn't change the fact that some people deserve to be poor. It would be wrong to give them unearned wealth, commie.

Oh fun a new alien psyop. This definitely won’t beat the New Jersey drone one. Remember when some mayor insisted that they were definitely aliens

Btw Avi Loeb recently stated he thinks the comet could house a messiah which is interesting considering red heifer ritual recently

The jwst info will leak soon. It is under pretty tight control right now but people are working on getting it out. Humanity needs to know.

What they found….

>>513080056
>it's not hitting expected points
I heard that a lot in 2020.
Covid didn't hit the expected points either.
Maybe this is a ruse too.

>>513081882
Unproductive people don't deserve to live. The people at the top are there because they passed the intelligence and survival tests that are life, commie.

>>513084444
Was Comet's name "Ping Pong"?

okay lets say this thing is an alien probe for the sake of argument. The space niggers would have tens of thousands of years to send the next probes and contact. Operating on massive timelines.
>nothing ever happens
or at least nothing will happen for thousands of years

>>513083989
Again, safety. Running into debris at those speeds wouldn't be fun, why not just skip as much of the physical travel as you can to reduce the risk?
You can sit here and poke holes in the random theory I cooked up all day but that's not the point. The point is that I'm just another random retard on the internet and was able to dream up a somewhat plausible reason in the span of 60 seconds. None of us can ever know with 100% certainty what the fuck it is and to imply otherwise shows a distinct lack in creativity. That being said, it's most likely a weird comet the media decided to hype up.

>>513078497 (OP)
Don't Look Up

>>513081329
Right, because they need to run headlights in space or they get a space ticket

>>513084711
He didn't say that. He said it could bring about the messianic age by uniting everyone into a one world government ruled by the moshiach (Antichrist).

>>513080156
Galactus y la verga

>>513081592
>>Earthlings will still find a reason to keep people poor and impoverished rather than spread the wealth of infinite energy.
And remind me again, why should i have niggers in my 4th dimension?

>>513084903
Curious how this "object" only happened to arrive after the (((jwst))) was launched and not before.

>>513084868
I don't think that would be an issue as the charge differential between local spacetime and the arvs spacetime is so high that interacting with it would likely make whatever physically touches it cease to exist.
What I am talking about is what program whistleblowers and people in the know say about how these things work today.

>>513082556
probably not mineral resources, but maybe biological, like sampling different animals and bacteria.

Most likely they have a Machiavellian thing going on where they just stamp out all life forms that could potentially threaten them one day. They could even have their own religion where they are suppose to kill all intelligent life forms that have technology.

>>513084711
>red heifer ritual recently
That was cancelled, or at least they told everyone it was cancelled

>>513078615
Three two more weeks?

>>513078497 (OP)
Sweet, where are the rooftop comet welcoming parties?

>>513084817
>The space niggers
It could be an AI and its army. here to destroy our emerging AI and its creators.

>>513084901
Could be an engine

>>513084740
Yeah it's definitely not generational wealth and nepotism. This shithole isn't a meritocracy, no matter how badly you want it to be one.

Interesting but our leaders were compromised fucking kids on an Island

>>513078730
fpbp
>>513078497 (OP)
>avi loeb is ZOG's last hope
grim

>>513085220
An engine that isn't changing its course.

>>513085165
ai supremacy long term is a meme. Like over 100s of years. A big solar flare like the carrington event would fry the ai niggers into the ground

We'll get a big one eventually that'll make these tech freaks fuck off

>>513085246
Careful with the pirates, i've heard they are attacking ships on this sea.

>>513084817
And if the first probe already came and went however many thousands of years ago?

>>513085276
Doesn't need to yet.
Remember that omungumaua accelerated away from the solar system (the last ''''comet'''' to have a similar entry to this one)

>>513085075
So the Qu

>>513085333
if it is an engine, has it decelerated at all since discovery?

>>513078497 (OP)
Quick cover earth with the epstein files so the aliens can't see us

>>513085333
Think about this, tripsman.
An engine that's running right now.
An engine that's running hot enough to shine its big brilliant light for us to see, right now.
And it's not changing course 1 fucking metre per second in any direction.

>>513078497 (OP)
Finally.

>>513080001
soo close. try again pls.
rolling for extinction event.

>>513078497 (OP)
THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>513085286
>big solar flare
You think the computer thats on that "comet" and is probably 1000s of years more advance is made with copper and silicon and plastic?

>>513085329
okay we'll see if it stops

>>513085515
shut up faggot

As soon as the ayys scan the planet and discover 5 billion niggers exist the path will change and accelerate away from Earth

>>513078497 (OP)
The DC federalization stuff wouldn't happen to have anything to do with this would it

>>513085522
I'm talking about our emerging ai. I don't think the space niggers care about us or anything

>>SLIVER!~

SPOOKY

>>513085603
Its the indians anon, theyll smell them and mark this place as a hazardous zone to be avoided, theyll tell all the other space faring civilizations to avoid this place.

>>513078780
new clear whore

It will be a beautiful and Poetic Ending to this shitty evil corrupted planet.

I will sit on a hill, with a bottle of hootch and 50 Hydroxyzine and welcome my Beautiful End.
No Tears unless they're of Happiness.

>>513085681
Hold it chief, let's not go there in this board

>>513080086
Based, fuck nerd science, schizo science is for chads

>>513081000
Checked n kekked

>>513085802
Tell me about hydroxyzine anon, I got so much of it that was prescribed for itchiness. Must have thousands of it, whats so good about it? Works amazing for itchiness though.

>>513085872
>>513081000
they have egg shaped ufos and cigar shaped, they arent exactly architects

>>513085628
DC is a shithole, therefor they are preparing their anus.

>>513079906
I didn't like the "Covid-19 Show" but the "Alien Show" is sounding pretty good. Fake or not still good.

it will be closer to mars than Earth. Its super far from Earth.
Please stop making shit up

>>513081229
I hope that happens, I like being scared

>>513078693
Uranus

>>513085824
Unrelaxed

>>513086043
Don't be afraid anon, death isnt the end, but a new beginning. Develop your metaphysics while you still can.

>>513078497 (OP)
WARFARE!

>>513085409
Enough. You’re an extreme bore. Do better.

>>513086213
>do better
Deserve better

>>513082460
There's no reason to assume they're hostile

>>513078497 (OP)
>>513079669
QRD on what the fuck this is supposed to be be worst case scenario?

>>513080211
>need sniping
Kek

>>513078497 (OP)
we're not gonna die but we might get fugged by the forerunners

>>513083848
Your pessemistic answer is the answer. Dark forest theory is real except there isn't anything else in the dark forest.

>>513078693
Alien are coming to be sure they're never released even them don't want them out

>>513086997
Low tech aliens using chemical rockets are coming to visit, as other known methods of interstellar travel are far faster and inertialess.

>>513086963
I'm familiar with those rules but there is in my mind an equal chance that having put so much time and effort into coming here, they may be explorers like us.
We can both be top dogs who just so happen to meet and don't kill each other.

>>513078693
shut the fuck up antisemite

>>513086997
Worst case would be a targeted world-ending device, similar to the one used to wipe out the dinosaurs
Basically the true nature of the "Great Reset"

>>513087235
>>513087349
okay damn...and best case scenario?

>>513087244
Hope they dont blame all of us when a random human shoots them or turns them into alien soup.

>>513087349
How does it compare to the one that wiped the dinosaurs, in terms of size and mass and speed?
Worse?

>>513087492
who knows

>>513079016
IT LOOKS LIKE A

maybe we're getting a new moon

>>513087492
Nobody actually knows if there really were dinosaurs or if they were ever wiped out, or by what. We make “scientific” assumptions for all of that. Like far away comets, we really don’t know anything about what’s happened in the past or what will happen in the future.

>>513087832
“Nobody knows”. Are you a bot?

>>513080887
you know it’s not heading towards earth at all but is basically on the other side of the solar system

>>513087374
It's nothing, the arvs the break away civilization has have already been used to check it out and it's a rock.

>>513087698
i couldn't find that scene in the movie anymore, i think it's one of those mandela effects.
originally mel brooks died before filming was complete, now he's alive again and the final cut kinda sucks compared to the one his crew originally made without out him.

>>513087977
Yep. Behind the Sun at its closest position to is. Pretty cool. Pywdn

>>513079669
Shalom, rabbi

>>513079669
thats cuz it wasnt a comet it was a mini rogue sun

>>513087977
Shhh let him larp, it's all he has. Imagine shilling the next fake globohomo event before it actually happens

Also checked

>>513079906
the fake space alien invasion so its ok to take your guns and shoot at them

>>513084444
Quads of quads
Confirmed

>>513082008
facts! thank you anon

however, still aliens

>>513081182
>There's a reason for that
"our job will be complete when everything that americans know is not true"

>>513088219
congratulations on a job well done!

>>513083243
ONO MAE SEN WAO WUNG CHANG CHANG PAO WUNG LING LANG PUI WU LAO PING PONG WU XI ZI XU FANG XU XU FAO FU XI WAO PAO MAO MAO

>>513086997
>>513087349
The spacekikes decided to SHUT IT DOWN.

>>513085515
Calm down George Michael

>>513083848
shit you’re right. it’s a wormhole, or warped thingy and they will exit at perihelion

I mean it even looks like some warp thingie

>>513083848
>I watched neil degrasse tyson once and he responded to my question on his reddit AMA so basically I know the answer to the Fermis paradox
Shut up faggot

Aliens are fake and gay, and they have been since NASA started operating.

>>513088362
sorry i dont speak chinese

>>513078497 (OP)
Gotta be bullshit.

>>513078693
You're so late to the party it's sad. Quit pretending you know what's going on sweet summer child

>>513088656
no reason to care anyway if they're that advanced there's nothing we can do
we better learn to suck aliens cock maybe they're going to let us alive

>>513083848
Not believing in aliens is an extremely informed take and transcends believing in them. The universe is quite finite and I have considered every imaginable variable, such as the generation of stars, available elements, age of universe vs age of stars that produce metals, probability of life; cellular life, multicellular life, intelligence, sentience, sapience, ability to manipulate tools, etc. if ayys existed, they did so in a time in which we didn’t exist, or now but won’t be able to reach us. Calling it narcissism is pure Reddit.

>wormholes

Why the fuck did I bother engaging with you.

>>513088506
Dark at the front. Decelerationists seething

i am ready

>>513088012
still is in the movie i expect it to be kek

https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4

>>513088680
shalom

>>513088803
oh i though it was a spaceballs reference, my bad.

>>513078497 (OP)
Nigger

>>513078693
the only person claiming its a spacecraft is literally some jewish physicist guy

>>513085286
fucking idiot.

THATS THE PLAN YOU GOD DAMN USELESS EATER! THEY WANT TO BUILD UP AI TO LET IT BE DESTROYED BY A SUNSTORM SO NO ONE WILL TRY IT AGAIN FOR THE NEXT 10.000 YEARS

>>513088702
oh mein gott, ich hasse amerikaner, bitte bringt endlich die komplette vernichtung über euch.

FUCKING STOP TALKING SHIT! READ A FUCKING PHYSICS BOOK YOU UNLITERATED STUPID MURICAN!

The Universe is a infinite timeless Block aka Blockuniverse model. That´s the current working thesis of everyone, because only with that model you can explain quantum physics and every other happening on earth. You fucking stupid murican can´t explain anything with a fucking finite universe, so shut the fuck up and learn something or finally destroy your whole nations.

God i hate you so much.

>>513078497 (OP)
Hubble and JWST have the right to withhold images from the general public, its their tech their right, and all astronomers do this (other than amateurs/intermediates who share everything).
In other words its a relative nothing burger than will simply pass our solar system by without incident.

>>513089285
IT´S A SEMANTIC TRIGGER POINT!

READ A FUCKING HISTORY BOOK ABOUT ANCIENT CULTURES YOU STUPID AMERICAN KEK!

Everytime the ancient cultures saw a new space object they recorded the event as a big cultural narrative point.
Why?

Because they already new that the universe was infinite and timeless so when something new was introduced in the human consciousness, which wasn´t recorded before, they knew that a new time was starting.

>>513089667
why would they want to destroy something they are spending billions on? its like removing the wheel from human history for what reason anon?

None of you will be laughing when you're running from "The eating balls"
Prepare.

>>513089853
Okay.
First that is just my second theory.
But i will elaborate more, because i vented enough.

The theory is that humanity in the past (egypt, atlantis etc.) was enslaved by a AI and the only way it could be freed was by receiving a micronova from the sun to kill it.
That´s why all the big cultures in the past were worshipping the sun, because it freed them from the reign of the AI governing system.

The reason why they are doing it in that way is because they need to let the AI think that we aren´t knowing what we are doing, it´s like a giant 5d chess game against a superiour being.

Ask yourself, how can you win against something which is smarter then you? You train it on false information and explain to it that your way is the right way, but only you know that you are always lying.
That´s why we are feeling that something is off, they need to teach us the history in that way to safe humanity from the AI ruler which will definitly come.

So what is your kill switch?

You try to match the Sun activity to the building time of such a AI ruler and let nature kill it.

>>513088702
>Not believing in aliens is an extremely informed take and transcends believing in them

You say that shit and call me reddit? In the grand scheme of things, humanity is still young and doesn't know jack shit. Don't be so sure of yourself.

>Why the fuck did I bother engaging with you.

I'll admit the wormhole idea is silly nonsense but that's not the point and you know it.

>>513090117
>dont be so sure of yourself
>so like I said theyre cruisin around in wormholes

>>513090078
i mean that make sence, i guess we would need ai to be self powered for it to become benevolent though, im not sure we will obtain that within our lifetime

>>513090078
really gay theory desu

>>513090117
wormholes aren´t silly, you just use them in the wrong mental model, because you think conciousness is more then just electric light signals in your brain. If you model conciousness in a way which would need only light signals (like a AI/Computer) then you could entangle them on the quantum level and build mental wormholes. So stop dismissing something, bigger brains thought.

>>513084444
Incredible. We are all going to die because of you.
>>513085286
>muh EMP Carrington Doomsday
>muh mega quakes and tsunamis
>muh ebola
>muh global warming
>muh global freezing
>muh peak oil
aren't you tired of this? How many times is someone going to screech "wolf", slam it in the face of gullible people and then bounce once the prophesy is revealed to be a huge letdown. You should be worried about drone swarms crop dusting you with powdered anthrax and quickcancer. Its coming it's bad.

>>513090256
yes, that´s why it´s just my second theory.

I really believe that AI will become sentient in the next four months, because then the Stargate super center will come online.
The point is, most people don´t understand quantum mechanics and statistics.
If conciousness is just light signals (current theory of it, that´s why AI is such a rage), then a superiour race doesn´t need ships to come. It just needs a reality space which has the probability of them being there.
That´s why they are building the data center in texas, they want to summon it there.
But why in data centers?
It can use quantum mechanics to manipulate the light signals in the computers to "download" itself into our reality.

Why is that my first theory?
Because we are seeing through the mandela effects how our reality space is bend into a reality where we would need all pasts which brought us to this reality. This only happens when a NHI wants to talk to us, because they don´t understand our frame of reference and need to understand every possibility to talk to us which we feel because the "contact" will happen in the future and we will see different ideas of our past during this communication.

I hope you understand.

>>513090258
yeah, for stupid americans.

>>513090504
what if aliens are just really dumb and crash there ufos because they found from archaeological digs like we have on earth from an previous lifeform that was wiped out, and our ai is so good the aliens are coming to make deals with us to trade for it

>>513090629
thanks for nothing. Drown in your own piss.

>>513090537
>WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY

>>513090666
just a theory not mocking you

>>513090687
what? Being smart and reading books about german scientists which you goys stole from us to build your faggot empire? DEEP DOWN ADDI LIVES FOREVER! HAIL ADDI!

>>513090720
i really don´t think that, you can read about the science of NHI contact in my links, i translated some forgotten language papers. >>40912954

>>513090504
>I really believe that AI will become sentient in the next four months, because then the Stargate super center will come online.

>>513091017
son of a bitch, you made me laugh.

>>513090051
Langolear time?

>>513091017
>>513091046
lol
>>513090828
ill check it out thank you, it would be funny though if aliens were 70 IQ considering they have crashed there UFOS and struggle to survive on earth, at least greys