Thread 513079470

Anything goes edition.

there is no humor in your humor thread

>>513079588
babyeating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

Still waiting on the humor itt
This is embarrassing

>>513079470 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers.

>>513079470 (OP)
That's not funny or political

>>513079938
Blessed thread

I'm hijacking this thread

>>513079938
Do you not tire of the inane monotony?

>>513080230
Does anyone else have the capcha jump back up to the comment box half the time

Random assortment of reposts.

>>513080445
they say hunting man is the most dangerous game but it's really playing fart or shart in public

>>513080031
>Nigger baby
It deserved to die

>>513080616
Skele on the left has some fucked teeth

James is based

>>513080753
Based weebl appreciator

>>513080991
>ai slop
Refer to >>513079837

He sees Jew parasite cock down, he slurps it till its up again, he always gonna keep America down!

He sees an unraped child, he has Jeffry film him tearing anus again, he ain't never going take fellow parasite pedo's down!

Pissing America's life away~
Pissing its life away~

>>513081059
What's your issue with ai slop
Artists are fucking useless humans and im happy they're being replaced.

>>513081140
This isnt pol humor
This is you being a jeet

>>513080813
Haha, but seriously

Artists largely being fags right now doesn't make art and it's authentic creation not worthwhile or reflect broadly on art throughout history. Remember, Uncle A was an artist first.

>>513081462
Do you think hitler wouldve used ai if it was available back then? Instead of doing all that other stuff

>>513081665
I ain't clicking on that shit nigga.

can you guys post all your bell ringing memes? looking for the one of the guy with the huge ancient bell specifically

>>513081756
As a tool, certainty. He embraced industrialization and technological process. As replacement and to the detriment of effort? No. Not at all. I think he'd view a complete man as one with mastery of both and the neglect and distain of either the mentality of a lesser man.

Relevent toss

>>513082039
Do you have some sort of bell ringing fetish.
Do you irl own a bell you ring? Do you ring it during or after gooning?

>>513079938
Blessed leaf

That he was also something of an environmentalist is also worth noting though and is probably something he'd view technological progress has havign to be balanced against, though how well that would hold up against pragmatic need is questionable.

>>513082238
no it's all off the joke of that dude that rang a bell every time he saw niggers in netflix shows and shit while he was with his gf

>>513082437
Damn, was hoping youd be the next tile fucker

>>513082437
I don't know if i have any saved. I not sure the orginal greentext was specifically netflix or just tv in general but if I come across any in my unsorted folder I'll post them.

>>513082621
Dumbest fucking meme pic still
Polar bears have black skin under their white fur

>>513082621
thanks bro

New page

>>513082696
Happy?

>>513082840
Yes

>>513079548
Saddam Hussein

>>513082545
actually if the website enjoys the legal status of being a platform they are legally obligated not to remove speech unless it constitutes a felony. otherwise they are acting like a publisher, if they act like a publisher they can be reclassified as such and then they are open to being sued for the content they publish. not that it seems to matter

>>513082794
When does the nerd guy fuck the gay rat?

I really miss these.

>>513083005
You cant show that on a christian image board

>>513083037
Nah. God has a wicked sense of humor.

>>513081140
>thought the husband was in a wheelchair(aka dick did not work)
>next cut he is standing there

Oh, so he is just a cuck

Really funny guy once you start seeing the humor in things.

>>513079938
We love you too, anon!

>>513080376
I like these.

>>513083378
was there ever an explanation giving for what/why they were doing

>>513084026
not a good one

>>513080556
I havent seen this meme in years

>>513081394
Hero

>>513084145
>leave it to soijakniggers to air out their autism wherever they go

>i swear im starting to think soijaks are some kinda brain parasite, like some memetic virus that makes you start needing to post soijaks everywhere you go
>it doesnt affect everyone, but once you ARE infected, you feel the need to create and grow a soijak folder, find the most unhinged looking and rarest of soijaks and post them everywhere for everyone to see, to try and infect as many people as possible
>in the final stage you all collectively travel to the hive that is the Sharty to produce more rare soijaks, only venturing out to post more soijaks out in the world and try and infect more people

>>513079701
Thanks bro! I remember asking on the other thread but I went to bed and never had the chance to thank you guys properly! I have no clue where the original is from but this version is hilarious! Probably even funnier ot whoever gets the original reference.

>>513082794
when does the bug man fuck the black bitch?

>>513084145
>co

>>513080604
God, I would be so honored if someone reposted my memes here

>>513083005
>let's see what I get
>*sigh* goddammit

>>513084026
Basically there excuse was that covid meant they had to dig tunnels into their synagogue and also have high chairs and twin sized mattresses in said tunnels with weird stains on them

>>513084209
Theres some saved reposts of older stuff but it can't have been that long ago. This folder only goes back a couple of years.

>>513084027
Is this loss?

Doing the Lords work so I can say:
>Look, I helped God destroy the Tower of Babel!

>>513085084
Where are these online?

>>513084398
I don't own a single soijak.

>>513085137
I'm afraid you're gonna have to catch these bad boys in random spurts, for now.

>>513085167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f76grk94vC4

Thats all for now. Reminder "nothing ever happens" is a demoralization psyop intended to rob people of motivation, momentum, and hope used in conjunction with astroturfing of bullshit predictions to make any actual useful leaks of information or predictions less trustworthy and reduce normal peoples impact on discourse allowing for greater control of narratives.

/pol/ is always right and it's always happening. The happening never stops.

>>513081140
You are short sighted, and blinded by asshurt over artists. It doesn't matter if you like them, they serve a fairly crucial role in the generation of new ideas and content. AI can't create anything new, they just rehash the same shit over and over, leading to inevitable stagnation.
When our species ceases to innovate, and becomes trapped in a loop of stagnation, that will be the functional death of our species.

>>513081140
More interesting is that dope surron

>>513084883
>>513084133
>>513084026
>with weird stains on them
Does any of you niggers know the context of the video of the jew taking a mattress with a stain of shit from the wall? And why people qent crazy over it

>>513082145
Why is Christopher Lloyd shaking Joel mchale?

>>513080286
>not using yandex
lol

>>513084691
I've even saved some times it's happend to show my chat buddies, heheh
it's a thankless task, till you're a wild published author and you find your meme months later used by an anon

>>513080683
hillary (the beast), said it best

>>513086242
If not mistaken that video and the one I mentioned happened due to the Kikery fire in California. But what does the stain of shit on a mattress as to do with all of this? Also why the mattress was inside the wall?

>>513083005
I got SPQR and Carthage AND Israel and Palestine!

>>513086350
The official explanation is that it was sound proofing insulation for the people they had living down there. They bought used mattresses to use as insulation.

>>513086411
Kek

>>513086418
Holy fucking shit, who the fuck use shit covered mattreses to make their house sound proof? Not even indians came with this shit. Thanks for answering tho I regret asking

>>513086515
It could go either way really. The jews are so cheap they don’t buy more property and they just dig out a tunnel underneath massive buildings in NYC, destabilizing them. They dig a tunnel all the way to the children museum where they have all the extra students live and function. They are so cheap and rat like that they don’t care if it’s a shit covered mattress it’s free so they use it. Or, ya know. Yids rape kids and it wasn’t sound proofing. They did find a stroller down there and kids toys

>>513085939
Its from a police raid on Chabad lubavitch 770 in new york. Its the first building from a group of jews who believe it's founder was the messiah. Its a pretty big deal, trump visits tlhis grave every year. They were trying to illegally expand the synagogue to fit Tenple standards for when their messiah comes back from the dead. The cops had to come in because the tunnels were dangerous, and they had to take the wall out.
People think they're child trafficking tunnels because the mattresses have blood on them (I am certain it's old blood) and because that buildings bathouse was permanently closed because of sexual assaults.

>>513079938
Fuck off then

>>513086695
I mean those seem like fair points for the conclusion it's sex trafficking, but ok.

>>513083941
kek

>>513085363
why are they like this ?

>>513086854
Maybe, but they need to build tunnels anyways to make it Talmud compliant for a Temple. Theyre mostly just retarded jewish boyscouts who spend their study gibs on vodka and rape each other.
They probably needed the tunnels because according to the talmud, there needs to be a tunnel exit for men whobejaculate within the Temple. Theyre already raping their younger members anyways, the only thing that changed was that they need a tunnel exit. But thats just my theory. I am certain it's blood and that very building's mikvah was shut down because of child abuse

>>513086657
>so cheap and rat like
So for example when one of them get an infection they assume is just anti semitism and not because all the bullshit they do i supposed

>>513085363
thank you

>>513079470 (OP)
My guac, supports white replacement.

>>513087396
Wtf. Why does it post sideways? Is it because portrait? Lemme try landscape cropping...

>>513087464
4chan removes image metadata to prevent idiots from doxxing themselves. This can cause phone images to rotate if the angle information was recorded in the data that was deleted.

>>513087464
Much better

>>513086695
Honest question, what does tunnels has to do with the Temple? Every single time a Holy building for jews is mentioned it has to have a wall to pray and tunnels for not particular reason

>

>they're child trafficking tunnels because the mattresses have blood on them (I am certain it's old blood)

At what point they go from Circumsitation to just kid fucking? Looks like they cut the foreskin and just rape

>>513080683
>black women commit virtually none of it
Wtf are you high on?

>>513080616
Actually,

Due to the slightly more delicate cranial vault and less pronounced supraorbital ridges, it could be argued that the individual on the left is female. The less-defined mandibular angle and smaller mastoid processes also suggest this. Due to a relatively flat cranial base and lack of prognathism, a claim could be made that this individual is of East Asian descent.

However, the individual on the right displays a more robust cranial structure, heavier supraorbital ridges, and a more defined, square mandible. These features could lead to the conclusion that this individual is male. The broader nasal aperture and some apparent dental features could be used to suggest this individual is of African descent.

Additionally, based on the apparent fusion of the cranial sutures and the presence of all molars in both individuals, one might conclude that both are adults. The individual on the left might be estimated to be between 25 and 35 years of age, while the individual on the right could be considered slightly older, between 30 and 40, based on subtle differences in suture closure and dental wear.

>>513081389
Yoko has a Hank Hill butt

Absurd Conclusion: The "pie to the face" is not the end. The final, most absurd conclusion would be that the entire global geopolitical situation, including NATO, the UN, international sanctions, and even the existence of the countries themselves, is all part of an incomprehensibly complex and pointless prank. The "joke" would be on everyone, as the supposed conflict and its consequences were nothing more than an elaborate facade for a final punchline that no one understands.

>>513088047
I wish it was real, and if real, I wish it was effective.

>>513087812
Well the temple allegedly had a tunnel to use in case you ejaculated in your sleep. But jews are used to building tunnels. They've built some under Rome, Greece, Paris, and Jerusalem. Also the Talmud says plainly that sex with boys under 9 is okay.

Also since this is a humor thread anyways. Their "wailing wall" is supposedly the last remaining wall of their last temple. But i promise you, it's the sewer side wall of an old Roman fort. And it was purposefully used as a dump by christians in the past. So the holiest site in Judaism is a roman shit wall and a former christian dump. KEK

>>513088248
they water it down so it only works on gujaratis DDD:

>>513088296
are there tunnels under san francisco?

>>513081089
the leader we need
but honey, let me tell you about uncle addy

>AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>MY SANCTION OF SHIT

>>513079773
In that case, he's right.

the goat of kyiv

>>513083979
Got the one with /mlpol/?

>>513088819
What is this image saying?

>>513084171
Damn, I didn't even know you could go fuller retard

>>513083979
Why does the nazi girl have a left wing lesbian haircut?

>>513089181
meditate on it in your sleep, ask again in 4 days

>>513083979
>doing witchcraft to bring down the devil
>witchcraft is demonic
...

>>513083037
ok, and? what's your point?

>>513079548
I was tutoring an African kid I think from Uganda and I kept trying to explain things in hypotheticals to him.
Like, he kept asking me why I have a beard and he doesn't, and his dad doesn't. So I said stuff like "If your dad hadn't cut off his facial hair, he'd probably have a beard, too" and all you saw was these big question marks in his face.
Took me a while but then I realized, Jesus Christ, it's true - these people can not think in abstract terms or hypotheticals.
I had no problem with this kind of logic when I was 6!

>>513082437
Based on your replies we need a bell for newfags itt

>>513080368

I was fapping in my bed the other night. I felt it so much that I punched my leg with my fist unintentionally, which made me realize that the harder I punched it, the more intense the orgasm was. Then the night after that, I smacked myself a bit in the face while fapping, and I felt a glass ceiling on my pain tolerance, like the glass ceiling on my pleasure tolerance when I was first learning how to fap, which I put a little effort in to break through and achieve orgasm. I slapped myself harder, until it made me feel strangely detached from reality, in some lightheaded bliss which doesn’t seem healthy to stay in all the time. The burning in my cheek didn’t feel good, but the bliss did, I wanted to wrap my body around someone and have them stroke my hair like a good boy

The body is a strange temple anons

>>513089631
uuuhh ok

>>513087696
>This can cause phone images to rotate if the angle information was recorded in the data that was deleted
So how do you get the right rotation when posting?

>>513089631
Okay, Buffalo Bill...You do you.

>>513089181
Dude accidentally took some wicked drugs, started playing Fez, lost his sense of self, met the gods along the way, woke up and gpt-painted the story of his awakening. The goatman is his newly awakened self, aware that his view is from atop a mountain of stories and fictions of what may have been or never was. Irrelevant in the face of what might be.
Truly a masterpiece worth at least $25m in tax writeoffs if donated to a hospital.

>>513083005
May jus’ ‘ave a wank guvna

>>513088296
>the holiest site in Judaism is a roman shit wall and a former christian dump. KEK

Now it makes sense why the indians are so fucking obsessed with them! It almost looks like the entirenreligion they both habe need to be based on the excrement of the Roman empire

>>513090146

> girl on right looks a good bit like a Taiwanese girl I saw for a while from college, except mine had A-cup tits and longer, super sensitive nipples a similar color to those

Thanks for the memories, faggot ._.

>>513089703
>>513089877

Sometimes your mind wanders when you start going above the goonzone. At that point, it’s not just about the idea of simple cheeks clapping in front of you to mark your territory, it’s love, melancholy, exuberance, grasping your essence for dear life as it slips out of your fingers… and sometimes, you want Mother Nature to let you know she cares, even when she hurts you a bit

>>513086806
kek erm lurk more retard

>>513084691
I hardly ever create memes or the like the only thing that I kinda attribute to myself is a file that gets reposted sometimes in /v/ filename threads and I literally just renamed a file but still I have a little smirk every time I see it

>>513082998
Ran is actually straight surprisingly. Apparently he has a habit of fucking foreign dignitaries

>>513084026
I cannot find it anymore but they unironically said that the stained mattress and tunnels were there because they were engaged in talmudic necromancy
The podcast it was on had a huge
>WTF and awkward silence
And one of the hosts even implied that he would have been more comfortable with it being a gay sex dungeon
And I can't find it anywhere and it drives me nuts because it was one of the head rabbis of that synagogue trying to explain that it wasn't pederasty! It was just necromancy!!!
and him realizing that it just made it worse

>>513085168
I couldn't believe that was real and it fucking was
>>513085469
That is Taylor made to cause seizures

>>513089480
That became really popular due to the epic repetitive digits it got that one time

>>513089542
BUT I DID HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING NIGGAH I JUST TOLS YOU THAT!!

>>513086695
Such great memeitic content

>>513087219
Not sure about that but here is another

>>513091602
Bro I love Chosato so much! One day I would make a rip off anime of this show and it would be no woke

>>513089631
Just don't get into autoerotic asphyxiation or you are gonna be found in a hotel closet dressed as Batman with a plate of cocaine at your feet and a nose around your neck and your dick in your cold dead hands
>Fun fact This scenario actually happened and it was David Caradine

>>513092359
That's a huge possum.
They better have let it go in the near by woods, the possum is one of only two native North American marsupials and is an extremely helpful animals that eats a huge variety of pests

>>513080616
Neat. I can still do craniology at a glance. Having seen my share of nigger skulls on spikes, it’s easy.

>>513082696
>joke doesn't work because i know trivia about bears
well it's a good thing you were here

>>513081071
This kid is so based. The shitty child even premeditated and works herself up to look like a victim

>>513079716
Post 5 you dumb nigger. In fact, post 6 because your first post is shit.

>>513079701
buy. an. ad.

>>513086806
You have to go back

>>513088085
that doesn't really count as your post

>>513079548
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK

>>513089719
The image has to be saved in the right direction as opposed to bring saved sideways and later roasted with metadata

>>513080368

where do i find a woman like this?

>>513089631
adrenaline is an impetus for dopamine.

The only way for a woman to orgasm for example is if they have some adrenaline running in their system. It’s why they sometimes enjoy a cheeky clap when being pumped.

It’s also the reason they don’t like “boring” men and some of them flock to killers and such

>>513094436
>dead fish stare
Are all niglets like this?

>>513094436
Imagine cargo cults worshipping Reddit R. Atheism. Would be unbelievably wholesome.

>>513080531
me when i joknig

>>513080649
underrated

>>513084026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOzPJcCwLE&t
Null still has the best stream about this.

>>513084691
I've had it happen before and it feels cool, but I also feel the need to point out that I made it lmao

>>513080604
STFU, Dick.

would you jump into the jewish bath water if it meant the secrets of the talmud would be revealed?

>>513084171
Those must be some of the most drooling blowjobs in the world.
Dude knows what's up

>>513080556
Based proprietarists, let the goyim eat dust.

>>513083005
Yeah, fun times.

>>513084014
>NEED NOVET FORTEER

>>513085363
Fucking hell good one

>>513084145
>God forbid someone makes new content and new memes!

>>513094862
>Kinkeshi/ M.U.S.C.L.E.
I miss these so much

>>513079938
Praise the lord!

>>513085578
>they're astroturfing bullshit predictions
>/pol/ is always right
Which one is it then? Do you think that they don't astroturf here?

>>513100025
>new
Soiniggers are in quality as the family guy ai slops.

>>513080230
is the right side supposed to be the guy that took the plane for a joy ride and committed suicide?
why would a black guy want to kill themselves, isn't that a white people thing?

>>513080531
>its yours friend, take it
sorry friend, we can't go back to simple times
its bad times from now on

>>513080757
i'm pretty sure american literature is about suicide

>>513079470 (OP)
Pretty based, ngl

>>513086411
needs wider shoulders and and jaw

>>513081644
part and parcel

>>513081885
wrong, everyone knows that staying indoors is for fags, while being outdoors is for the straights.

the fact that the light is turned gay through a prism INSIDE is evidence that being indoors is gay.
this can be further extrapolated to civilization and the uncivilized.
faggotry is more prevalent IN civilized lands than savage lands.
faggotry cannot thrive in a nomadic, tribal and savage world, only in a regulated, orderly and safe world

ergo, civilization is the mother of faggorty, as is the indoors the haven and breeding ground of faggots

science: 0
schizos: 1

>>513082039
i got the reference

>>513094410
lol hi bot, what did you think I was advertising?

>>513083180
no good deed goes unpunished.

to test your convictions and strengthen your faith, God allows the evil to run amuck, but all evidence points to our victory.

>>513084145
>find the most unhinged looking and rarest of soijacks and post them everywhere for everyone to see and try to infect as many people as possible
seethe!!

>>513085168
>>513092511
that saba one had me thinking it was just some shitpost
but it was legit

the military is definitely using vtubers to reprogram neets and other "undesirables" so they're battle ready in the future.
jokes on them, i'm unwilling to do anything for any female.

>>513094396
Kek, you sound so angry.

>>513083005
A man of culture

>>513080683
Powerful

>>513081140
>Oy, my AI owns all the music and art now goy

>>513080683
What about the 1.3 Billion women get away with because of their childlike selfish behavior?

>>513082545
>The RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH means the government can't arrest you for what you say
lol no. The **1st Amendment** means the government can't arrest you. The 1st Amendment requires the government to uphold the **principle** of free speech.

The principle itself is a societal value - just like bodily autonomy is a societal value. We, as a society, decided that it is immoral to restrain someone, or to accost them, or to take their stuff ...without a warrant or probable cause.

And so, because we as a society hold that value, we codified it in the 4th Amendment. The 4th Amendment means that the government cannot detain you or search you without a warrant.

XKCD's logic is just as fucking retarded as if I said, "the right to bodily autonomy means the government cannot detain you or search you ...but Walmart isn't the government so they can strip search you and probe your anus whenever they want!!"

NO THEY FUCKING CANT

>>513082238
Spotted the jeet lmao
saar let us bond over goon saar

>>513102528
Oh I know right, we're not allowed to talk about how they're actually the worst most violent part of humanity that doesn't deserve rights.

>>513098849
>the secrets of the talmud
like how to read it without being bored to the point of crying?

>>513080204
>Lucy: average men are hot
That tweet is one of the rare instances a woman was funny. I am assuming a woman actually made that tweet.

>>513083005
What's the original? What are they from?

Your daily life

>it's women, goy!
>oy vey, these zoomers..
>don't you hate boomers? They took it all, goyim..
>goy look! Millenials!
>this is the reason you're an incel, goy.
>oy gevalt these blacks
>democrats/republicans did it again, goyimlet!
>The aliens are coming, goy!
>The list! The list, goy where is it?? Ask for it again, cattle! Two more weeks of begging!

>>513103382
Saved

>>513082696
>obese white guy throwing away food donated to the poor
This is a meme based on truth. Many obese White men and women especially republicans in the south support using starvation as a weapon of war against Palestinian women and children.

>>513083005
Kek
Fuck the French

>>513104227
rude

>>513079639
>>513079588
>>513079548
>>513079522

NEW
THREAD

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>>513105416