Thread 513080126

I did actually eat a couple beyond meat burger patties.
I used them as the buns for a 1 lb beef patty.

>>513080203
kek

>>513080126 (OP)
Picrel. That being said, the Morningstar veggie sausage patties are pretty good on a toasted English muffin with a fried egg and cheese. Never cared for the Beyond Meat stuff though.

Tap tap tap

>>513080254
More burger per burger.
Wasn't too bad, but only worth it when both the beyond meat patties and beef were on sale.

>>513080126 (OP)
Who could've guessed the faggots couldn't keep themselves convinced the shit was good

>>513080579
>Vegans discover the croquette
lol

I'LL EAT MY NEIGHBORS ASS!!!

>>513080126 (OP)
Why won't you buy my shitty meat substitute goy?

>>513080779
Because it's more comparable to bread than meat.

>>513080126 (OP)
Not our fault, we were never the target audience. This just goes to show that the target audience these things are marketed towards doesn't exist in large numbers

>>513080126 (OP)
Veganism is not natural https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268

>>513080126 (OP)
Not eating a onions burger fren, they tried pushing tofu on us as kids and I'll never forgive or forget that propaganda retard op.

I was eating this fake meat stuff a lot and
It gave me big trouble pooping. Im not even vegan wtf

>>513080992
Because its all fibre. It blocks your gut.

>>513080126 (OP)
Most astroturfed shit ever.

>>513080313
Morningstar stuff isn't bad and I actually like black bean patties. The Beyond Meat shit though? Terrifying.

>>513081068
The silky tofu desserts are actually okay tasting.

>>513080126 (OP)
During COVID there was that week or two of nothing in the meet department. EXCEPT this shit and still no one bought it.

>>513080850
They didn't get the chance to force us to become their target audience, which was the goal all along. In fact, they even assumed that that was a done deal and had already moved on to insects.

This shit hit the discount freezer in every market the minute it hit the market. They kept a few next to the cheese so trannies wouldn't have a meltdown, but it was never even worth the shelf space.

>>513080986
>onions
Fuck this gay site, how many more years must we be humiliated? Baseball beans are like the number 2 cash crop in the USA and you can't even mention it here. Back to X for me, fuck jannies raw.

>>513080579
its so funny to realize wojaks are just based off of real people kek

>>513081196
wasnt onions filtered in 2015 lmao

>>513080313
>>513081072

Eating food from a company literally named Lucifer, the Morning Star, I shit you not. Enjoy the DNA damage from your slop! Would you like some Bill Gates butter on top of that?

>>513081196
Newfag.

>>513080126 (OP)
The shit would sell really well if it was cheaper than real meat by a good amount.

Americans have ZERO issue with buying fake shit if it's cheaper. It's sad but people go a good chunk of their lives thinking shit like "table syrup" is maple syrup.
They'll buy margarine if it's cheaper than butter
They'll buy grape drank if it's cheaper than juice
etc

There is almost never a time that most Americans will by something fake for a higher price.

>>513081288
Never stop reading too much into what people say /pol/. Never change trannies.

>>513081417
well the problem is that the labor and ingredients cost more than regular meat. these are ultra processed plant material and how the fuck are you going to get a lot of that for cheap?

>>513081234
It's gotta be 10 years now, the whole §®¥boi thing really got jannies ruffled under their face paint.

Beyond Meat was a fantastic source of estrogen. Not many of us trans people can get an estrogen prescription for various reasons. We relied on eating Beyond Meat. And now it's gone.

>>513081591
Y'all should have ate more of it then.

>>513080579
I wonder how these guys feel about becoming some of the biggest laughingstocks of the internet

Have they killed themselves yet? I'd be tempted, were I in their shoes.

>>513080126 (OP)
It tastes like cat food and is twice as expensive. They should have taken the hint when nobody stocked on their crap even during covfefe. picrel

>>513080254
Plant based meat the photo. Want meat made from plants? Eat beef.

>>513081068
beat me to it

Turns out I will NOT eat ze bugs.

>>513080313
>>513081072
>>513081288
>>513081470
I really am not into numerology schizo shit in general, I could strangle any fag who's like "And he was born on March 11th and if you multiply 3 by 11 that proves he's a reptillian"

But the two things that actually bother me are the artificial meat company literally being called Satanhell Demonfood and Steve Jobs' original Apple ad

>>513081536
Beyond meat stuff isn't using exotic ingredients
Perhaps some processing was more expensive than necessary but I don't believe it's some unsolved problem.
Some of the cheapest garbage food is processed to an extreme degree

>declares that one does not want to eat meat
>does everything in their power to replicate the experience of eating meat
The only real vegetarians are the ones that eat only veggies (and fruits) and doesn't fucking complain about it.

>>513080126 (OP)

Nobody wanted Beyond products. The company only floated on handouts and not organic business. They deserved to fail in every sense.

>>513081979
>Nobody wanted Beyond products.
Poor people would have bought them if they were cheaper than real meat. They simply overestimated the hipster market.

>>513080313
>Morningstar veggie sausage
you're such a dumb faggot that the reviewers btfo you, so i'm going to hazard a guess and say you're a well poisoning jew
who else would post this shit AND be digging into the soi catalog?

>>513081878
All I did was try the shit to see what it tasted like.

>>513080579
>>513081707
I forget are they Leafs? Bostonians?

>>513081707
If they did it ironically, they're probably stoked

>bankruptcy protection
>i can get free money given to me by government because my buisiness was so bad
Slaughter all government workers and slaughter all non libertarians

>>513081707
>>513082416
I never looked up the original version of this one before
I'm glad you guys made me do it

>>513081068
There WAS a rapidly growing market for certain vegan foods in the 2010's. The part that everyone got wrong was the assumption that the consumers behind that demand spike are vegans.

>>513080779
>Why you buy vegetable protein for 4x the cost of steak?

>>513080126 (OP)
I would eat it cause Im trying to lose weight, but it wasn't even healthier or anything. Wtf is that shit about, "muh plants"

>>513080126 (OP)
I did nothing

>>513082561
>>513082189
>>513081966
Everybody who can't afford meat just lives on beans

>>513080126 (OP)
they expected the government to push hard regulations on meat and they were spending based like drunken railroad niggers on payday.

So Azerbaijan's just a Soros slave globohomo flag now. Got it.

I'll filter you so in the future you don't bother me lol.

>>513082753
They got DARPA to research lab-grown meat last year because it was flopping on the market. But that funding will run out too and won't be renewed.

>>513080850
The vegan products market overall has been in rapid decline since early 2021.
As it goes, after Biden’s inauguration, many large VC investors who pledged money to vegan item manufacturers, retailers and other players in the market. At the time, the projections claimed endless growth for veganism (rebranded plant-based so the ethical part could be removed to make veganism mainstream-friendly), but - wow - the numbers were never there to backup the estimated future revenue because there were nowhere near the number of people buying these items. VCs don’t have left-leaning bleeding heart desire to blow cash on social programming, so they pull up stakes and run when they know the projections are bullshit. This caused many vegan companies to implode as they had been experiencing great COVID-era sales increases, but when shit reopened nationwide, 6 months later, sales were back to old numbers and that was as good as it got.
Most people aren’t aware that Bill Gates was an early Beyond Meat investor, giving over $30 million to them for product development. I’m sure he helped bail them out, as companies will creatively buy their own product to inflate numbers if need be as JUST vegan foods got caught a few years back. Remember, it wasn’t about saving animals, it wasn’t about improving your health (though arguably, most people could use more exposure to vegetables and natural foods), it has always been about reshaping society to weaken us further. Sure, some in the vegan movement were good people with good hearts, but the whole thing got co-opted long ago by corporate bullshit and now it’s a fucking joke.
t. Guy who used to be in the field who left just before the crash

>>513080126 (OP)
good riddence

>>513082685
This nigga eatin beans

>>513082685
That's my point. Beyond Meat priced itself out of the market No one is gonna pay more than the price of steak for a vegetable based product that should retail at the price of beans.

>>513083648
Vegan products were cheap in the 1980s and 1990s. That all started changing in the 2000s when corporations bought out whole foods companies. These corporations fucked themselves out of business by being greedy. They literally priced themselves out. Bunch of fucking retards being greedy. Simple as.

>>513080126 (OP)
They are selling at actual retard level high prices here. Like double/tripple the price of competitors.

the impossible meat shit is way better anyways they put heme in the shit so it tastes more like meat

>>513080126 (OP)
That shit gives you cancer.

The plant producing Beyond Meat in PA was allegedly disgusting, with mold growing on the walls, and some batches of Beyond Meat were recalled due yo listeria contamination.
“Vegan” meat substitutes are also heavily processed, creating food that is potentially way more dangerous than genuine meat.
This is despite the claims of vegans like Musician Moby, that vegan food is “safer”.

>>513080126 (OP)
Because there a lot of vegan mock brands now that do the same thing much cheaper. Beyond Meat is the most expensive brand out there.
t. Vegan since 2013

>>513080126 (OP)
If you don't want to eat meat, just eat fish and other sea creatures. If you don't want to eat fish, you are a retard.

>>513080126 (OP)
>x10 sodium to kill ur heart but atleast you didn't eat cow.

>>513088071
Haha, noted. Can I get some lime over my fried fish?

>>513080254
Wow, you're so edgy and cool. I wish I could be so edgy as you.

>>513080126 (OP)
Hey, I tried your stuff and thought it wasn't as good as the real deal. Sorry.

>>513080674
shut up, someday they'll realize that almond "milk" is just badly made almond horchata
that raw vegan is just salad
that plant leather is actually called cloth
that bees don't give a fuck if you steal a bit of the honey
that crickets have no feelings
that whales love being eaten
and that drinking cum DOES count as animal abuse (who the fuck would want to have sexual congress with a vegan?)

>>513080986
I like tofu
don't fucking try to lie to me it's any subsitute for anything, why can't it be it's authentic self?
you're LITERALLY FORCE TRANNYING TOFU!
have a heart!
veggieburgers will never be real burgers (also fuck you if you don't butter your bun dough, it's a SIN)

Heard it tastes like garbage and is one of the least healthy stuff you could eat while being very overpriced.
There's lots of vegetarian food which actually tastes great. Not eating meat is not healthy for humans but it's doable and no normal human would stop eating meat just for muuh poor animals while actual vegetarians eat other stuff and not imitation meat garbage.
It's a market only existing for morality guilt and turns out most don't really care that much especially when it's much more pricy.

>>513080126 (OP)
oh no, jews, what happened? what, what happened?

>>513080126 (OP)
We didn't do anything retard.

No one on the right fucked with that gay shit to begin with.

>>513081417
>The shit would sell really well if it was cheaper than real meat by a good amount.
I love beef jerky but it's so damn expensive. I tried almost every plant based jerky and they were all barely 10% cheaper (or even MORE expensive) for total crap taste.

Now if plant jerky cost like 1/5th the amount of real jerky then MAYBE, but not at "real meat" prices.
Also notice that they've been trying to push "other jerkys" (chicken, pork) sometime hiding the (NOT BEEF) nature of alt jerky.

>>513088260
can't hear ya over the sound of the sizzle, sonny

>>513080126 (OP)
>be vegan
>hate meat
>they think i will eat vegan food that reminds me meat, they even name the food after meat and they try it to taste like meat

WOW WHY WONT VEGANS EAT THAT, DUDE

>>513080126 (OP)
Even as a plant based guy myself, I only ever ate a couple of these. Now I learned with vital wheat gluten/tofu etc how to do it at home for a fraction of the price and not having commercial poisons sprayed in my food. It's just better to cook and eat at home, simple as goyslop consumers.

Although I really cant wait for the elites to force you uppity goyim to eat the bugs or go vegan. Fat people alone in this country should be fed rice and beans until they aren't morbidly obese.

>>513080752
Scotsman detected

>>513081288
you stupid nigger, they make vegetable patties, not franken-slop made out of canola oil and refined pea proteins

>>513080126 (OP)
That's a shame. That was the only great tasting one of those.

>>513080126 (OP)
I tried this crap
It tasted like potatoes + plastic.

>>513080126 (OP)
Their product tastes like a chalky bean fibreboard. I'd be less insulted if they just marketed it as a veggie log/pattie whatever and ditched all reference to meat. Because it tastes nothing like meat.

>>513081068
Vegans, like lesbians, use fake meat to fuel their delusions.

I enjoy BOCA burgers, they are pretty good and cheap. Has a charbroiled taste of BK and take a minute in the microwave. Been eating them for decades before veganism was 'cool' lol, this Beyond shit is just creepy

>>513080126 (OP)
>vegan white people food
what were they thinking?

>>513087711
That mold was likely one of the ingredients

>>513092403
>microwaving Bürgers
Do Americans really?

>>513088260
you never will be
you can keep begging to keep wishing though

>>513080126 (OP)
crazy this company never turned a profit, has a billion dollar debt, yet the CEO still was paid $5 Million last year. wild times getting paid a normal persons lifetime salary in a year, for failing to run a profitable business.

>>513092911
It was probably being propped up by USAID money under some new green deal slush fund. Funny how a lot of these green companies just outright imploded once the grants dried up...

>>513080126 (OP)
The elite thinks even beyond meat is too good for you. From now on it's only """meat""" grown completely in a lab.

>>513081068
I like bean burgers.
They microwave from frozen dam well.

But yeah that's where you fucking lost me stop calling it meat.

its been around since the 90s with seitan fake meat.
Its always been a fringe and unhealthy gaymerican invention thats appeals to New Age people and hinduphiles

>>513080126 (OP)
it's fraud got exposed during covid it was the only thing left in the store when everything else got bought out

>>513080126 (OP)
I'm happy beyond measure that they've going bankrupt

>>513080579
I tried these. ONCE. Maybe the nogs "working" there didn't prepare them right, or maybe they always taste like shit. So many things taste like chicken, but they can't make a chicken substitute that does.

Seitan and tofu exist, are delicious, have actual history in cuisines. And they're cheaper

>>513080126 (OP)
was there any explanation why all of their plants were right next door to planed parenthood?