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Anonymous (ID: 0g1k7g49) Ireland No.513086117 >>513086326 >>513086462 >>513086512 >>513086738 >>513086889 >>513087323 >>513087556 >>513087666 >>513087693 >>513087744 >>513087771 >>513087801 >>513087989 >>513088039 >>513088176 >>513088252 >>513089219 >>513089241 >>513089342 >>513090001 >>513090369 >>513090597 >>513090669 >>513090715 >>513090781 >>513090983
If Putin has an "accident" in Alaska, will nukes fly?
Anonymous (ID: j5jBry+s) United States No.513086171
Nigga BALD
Anonymous (ID: 5B2pgtul) India No.513086326
>>513086117 (OP)
Just a few.
Anonymous (ID: ALZHXJDN) Canada No.513086462 >>513089279 >>513090983
>>513086117 (OP)
Nah they pulled that old mafia move where you promise everyone below him a better life if he gets whacked. The CIA has been courting his elites for this very moment.
Anonymous (ID: zSWUJwgk) United States No.513086512 >>513086646 >>513089529
>>513086117 (OP)
No lol. Some other oligarch becomes king chimp, does some performative outrage, then things carry on as they were.
Anonymous (ID: raeQGmQD) United States No.513086646
>>513086512
I have to agree
Anonymous (ID: 4MRhQgyV) No.513086738
>>513086117 (OP)
What you mean like peeps his jockey shorts
kind of accident?
Anonymous (ID: Y94RLVMl) No.513086889
>>513086117 (OP)
Vatniks will be too busy fighting each other for his vacancy throne to nuke anyone
Anonymous (ID: lqGzjeCq) Japan No.513087323 >>513087406
>>513086117 (OP)
Lmao. The fuck is Ivan gonna do?
Anonymous (ID: +e1nz60X) Russian Federation No.513087406 >>513087470
>>513087323
Bite some more your islands as compensation from west.
Anonymous (ID: lq8g+/5O) United Kingdom No.513087470 >>513087841 >>513087845
>>513087406
With what? Faggot.
Anonymous (ID: pXRwXoV6) No.513087556 >>513089136
>>513086117 (OP)
It depends if the politburo gave Trump the OK to take out Putin.
Anonymous (ID: vLGk02C/) United States No.513087666
>>513086117 (OP)
kek, i have more hairs on one of my knuckles than this zesty neanderthal nigga's entire head
Anonymous (ID: TNMGtx5o) New Zealand No.513087693
>>513086117 (OP)
no
nothing ever happens
Anonymous (ID: kWwqbCnu) United States No.513087744
>>513086117 (OP)
if putin is killed the russian doctrine calls for massive nuclear response. he will be very well protected not just by russia but his host. thats why zelensky pissed off trump when he found out zelensky ordered a failed drone strike on putin in kursk.
Anonymous (ID: okbPLkPn) No.513087771
>>513086117 (OP)
I wish some patriot actually does the needful.
Anonymous (ID: lq8g+/5O) United Kingdom No.513087801
>>513086117 (OP)
More likely a coup will happen why he's away.
Anonymous (ID: BqimqjDf) Netherlands No.513087804
only 1 way to know.
Anonymous (ID: kWwqbCnu) United States No.513087841
>>513087470
your death.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand#:~:text=Dead%20Hand%2C%20also%20known%20as,the%20post%2DSoviet%20Russian%20Federation.
Anonymous (ID: +e1nz60X) Russian Federation No.513087845
>>513087470
Anime islands have no army, only police for self-spanking before american bases.
Anonymous (ID: sK3kubTu) United States No.513087895 >>513088176
NAFO Troon masturbation thread, keep fantasizing guys.
Anonymous (ID: XeH1BuAn) Russian Federation No.513087989 >>513089334
>>513086117 (OP)
True. He shit himself after 2 beers and have colon cancer I heard.
Anonymous (ID: BJn/qcM9) United States No.513088039 >>513088176
>>513086117 (OP)
You NAFO troons need to move on with your lives.
Anonymous (ID: Sk0JMIlv) United States No.513088176
>>513086117 (OP)
He carries his own poop around in a suitcase, he will have many accidents I assure you

>>513087895
>>513088039
Buckbroken by a fucking reddit dog just shut the fuck up
Anonymous (ID: K3W/BKKI) No.513088252
>>513086117 (OP)
>If Putin has an "accident" in Alaska
Anonymous (ID: ooIfu5Va) Finland No.513088261
I mean those high-tech guided missiles do malfunction from time to time. And military training happens wether there's a political meeting or not.
Anonymous (ID: 0g1k7g49) Ireland No.513089136
>>513087556
>politburo
Damn dis nigga still in the '80s lmao
Anonymous (ID: LYrKf9pI) United States No.513089219
>>513086117 (OP)
but why would he though? unless israel is sending a jew in a fuckin parka up there, at which point it would be comedy since not even the mountain jews climb that high and can handle the cold.
Anonymous (ID: dnNA/hei) United States No.513089241
>>513086117 (OP)
If he pisses his pants, will he launch missiles to cover it up? I guess?
Anonymous (ID: dnNA/hei) United States No.513089279
>>513086462
They sent a sex doll in a suit. Putin isn't stupid.
Anonymous (ID: Uezgnj54) Russian Federation No.513089334
>>513087989
>gay, pedo, trany, niggerfaggot fandom hnagout spot
>pm is just right there
you cant make this shit up
Anonymous (ID: TPA9GCkS) No.513089342 >>513090983
>>513086117 (OP)
Russia doesn't have nooks. They are too poor to maintain them.
They don’t even have potatoes.
Anonymous (ID: tAoRLcRU) Finland No.513089529
>>513086512
There will be several oligarchs fighting for the banan throne. Whoever ends up getting it will do so leaving behind a trail of bodies and blood and will have nowhere near the power Putin did.
Anonymous (ID: /ncFbxvD) United States No.513090001
>>513086117 (OP)
>Putin has an "accident" in Alaska
not going to happen
Anonymous (ID: UO4pFHpC) Canada No.513090369
>>513086117 (OP)
They have pushed "ALASKA" location so much I don't think they are going to Alaska.
Anonymous (ID: 1GHyIj/o) New Zealand No.513090414
The DC Biden and Clintons will get glassed.
Choose wisely.
Anonymous (ID: uOlsFblI) United States No.513090597
>>513086117 (OP)
This book is long. Anybody read it?
Anonymous (ID: 5Rl7PFC2) No.513090669
>>513086117 (OP)
based Medvedev is not in Alaska is he
Anonymous (ID: Tbk/o2ZB) Canada No.513090715 >>513090798
>>513086117 (OP)
Most sensible move is to zap his plane with the HAARP network after he's out of US airspace. Whoops, technical malfunction over the pacific, what a shame!
Anonymous (ID: eUp3mdvf) No.513090781
>>513086117 (OP)
Maybe not nukes, but kikekrine & balts will evacuate on their own in an instant.
Anonymous (ID: 67CUhdN+) Germany No.513090798
>>513090715
putin never travels in planes
Anonymous (ID: 2k/7V+6i) United States No.513090983
>>513086117 (OP)
Just doing the math it would be 1/2 as far to travel for BOTH Putin and Trump to meet in Western Europe, or even Iceland.
The fact that they are not, I think shows just how much Putin does NOT trust the Eurofaggots not to try something (assassination, rendition, or whatever).

>>513086462
>The CIA has been courting his elites for this very moment.
And Putin had been throwing Russian "elites" off of top story balconies for just as long. So many rich Russian fucks have died this way it's a meme in Russia. They think that because they are billionaires they can do whatever they want in Russia. The one thing they can't do is fly.

There are some Russian oligarchs hiding out in Europe / England because they know they are effectively under a death sentence if they ever go back to Russia. They aren't really "oligarchs" anymore because it's hard to grow or maintain their fortunes from outside the country. Their ONLY money is what they could smuggle out of the country.
The rest is Putin's, or someone loyal to Putin and Russia. This is also why there are so few jewish oligarchs now. Loyalty to any country not "theirs" isn't exactly a strong jewish trait.

>>513089342
Nukes (and the submarines to deploy them) are one of the few things the Russian Federation DOES have.