Thread 513086770

>DNA analysis result came back
2% saharan mud nigger

>>513086770 (OP)
uhhh... "sup, homie"?

>>513086770 (OP)
Nigger

did you say "sheeeit" when you saw it?

My waifu is half Algerian. It's never over

>>513086770 (OP)
get the fuck off my board fucking negro

Looks like we gotta kick you out of the yacht club.

i thought everyone came out of africa according to goy theory
i had 0, so i must be an alien

>>513086770 (OP)
They throw random shit in on purpose

They randomly add that to some results to "fight racism"

>>513086856
Yeah but mitochondrial DNA aka her race is german, because that's the mother.

>>513086930
There's no such thing as racism.

>>513086770 (OP)
Saharan? Maybe that 2% traces back to Hannibal Barca or some other chad Carthaginian. If you're an upstanding citizen as far as the other 98% is concerned, I'm willing to go with that.

>>513086770 (OP)
My mom keeps telling me to do one, but I'm worried some bastards will turn up that I'd rather just not know about.

>>513086770 (OP)
im not a very good person. im not special. but my dna is unique. check it out:
>0% neanderthal (zero neanderthal variants)
>0% jew
>60% british 40% german
the unusual part is it is supposed to be impossible to be 0% neanderthal for a european. i am pure cromagnon in a way, and i do look different than everyone else too, 6'4, no brow ridge at all, and other strange differences

>>513086770 (OP)
Do you have family roots in Italy or Spain?
>>513087483
2% was 50% in the 19th century.

>>513086770 (OP)
Didn't they openly claim to falsely include nigger DNA to troll racists (aka, anyone white)?

Also, I still don't understand why my based aryan brothers send their DNAs to some random kikes to confirm white status. Reminds me of a joke about how to tell faggots from normal people:
>if your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you're gay
>if your index finger is longer than your ring finger, you're straight
>if you looked you have serious questions about your sexuality

>>513086930
>>513086923
you mean they arbitrarily put like 1-2% nog DNA in all tests? is there a reliable one that actually gives the correct dna reading?

>>513086770 (OP)
Congrats, you just put your DNA in a kikes database somewhere.

>>513086770 (OP)
heh
nigger

>>513086770 (OP)
Get some affirmative action money Jit.

>>513086770 (OP)
2% aint shit nigga

>>513086770 (OP)
Great great great great great grandaddy couldn't help himself when he saw that slave girl bathing

>>513089427

This.

They've been known to just bullshit like 1 or 2% nog into people's results because they think it will make people less racist.

>>513086770 (OP)
now, be attentive now, does the 2% refer to an actual population group OR a geographic area?

>>513086770 (OP)
>Least Brown /pol/ poster
Congratulations

>>513086770 (OP)
One drop rule. You will never be white.

>>513086770 (OP)
do not come near me or my children you filthy american nigger

Why not just ask your mother and father for your history?

>>513086770 (OP)
>1pbtid

>>513086770 (OP)
You gave israel your DNA
Wise

>>513086770 (OP)
Where my bleach drinkers at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IcBWdc6N7U

>>513086770 (OP)
Saharan Africans are Mediterraneans, you dingus. Its not that bad, theyre still humans. Theyre not niggers if they dont have archaic hominid DNA.
Its not uncommon in Spaniards, Sicilians, and Western Irish people.

>>513090244
but usually these tests don't actually talk about saharans as population group but sahara as a geographic location, meaning matching DNA of anyone from that area regardless of which population group they actually belong to

>>513089864
You got me I'm 100% Ashkenazi

How would you feel if you weren't 2% nigger?

>>513086770 (OP)
Does that 2% ever manifest itself?

>>513090483
According to the site,
The North African population has the following Country Matches:

Algeria
Libya
Morocco
Tunisia

I'm not sure how they could possibly match it up to countries today. That sound impossible lmao.

stop giving your DNA to jews

>>513086770 (OP)
as an expert in Saharian Mud Niggerism, you should be a proud mud nigger. these mud niggers were proud peddlers of mud from 1500BC along the Nile region of the Saharan Desert. see, dey made peace with the mud. An intelligent being would flee the mud. but not the mud niggers. they could not think of a reason to flee the mud, and for that, they stay in the mud. they make homes out of mud, they make jewelry out of mud, they eat the mud, they bathe in mud, they sleep, in the mud. the mud. When da Ebola Virus spread through the surrounding area, only the mud nigger survive because the Ebola Virus cannot live in the mud. so, now you know why you are on welfare.

>>513086770 (OP)
>gave his dna to the jews so they could lie to him
ngmi. you know they tell everyone theyre part nigger, right?

>>513086770 (OP)
The companies that do the DNA testing are unreliable.