Thread 513091772

Turns out, 30 minutes in a thermos filled with boiling water will boil the egg hard. This means preparing food for work is faster than fast food! You only wait for water to boil. Then you put eggs in one thermos, rice/buckwheat in another, fill them up, close and you can start your commute to work. How can McDonalds compete with that? You don't need to wait in any stupid lines.

>>513091772 (OP)
based, but putting one of those pills the doctors prescribed to you inside the thermos once it's cooked and cold helps with the flavor a lot, especially if you do this every day

They’re easier to peel if you give them an ice bath

>>513091772 (OP)
A boiled egg is the pinnacle of polish cuisine. Add some salt, and you can completely wipe the floor with the 5-star restaurant down the street

>>513091772 (OP)
In Asia we eat half boiled eggs.
You put eggs in a pot, add boiling water and cover.
After 10 minutes they are ready.
Crack them into a bowl, and dip some toast. Too easy

>>513091772 (OP)
That's cool. I bought an electric egg cooker that basically steams the eggs for you (it comes with a little spike, you spike the egg shell so that air can escape than you put the egg inside the cooker and it cooks from the steam). You can have the egg be runny inside if you want, it just depends how long you want to leave it in there. Not sure if this is easier then the thermos idea, there might be more cleaning involved, but it is a lot quicker than 30 minutes.

>>513091772 (OP)
>How can McDonalds compete with that?

Their "food" tastes better than a fucking boiled egg with a buckweat.

>>513091772 (OP)
I appreciate your lifehack.

>t. waiting for my sunny side up eggs at work right now

>>513091963
>zero pepper
I'd throw that in your shovel-shaped face if you served that to me.

>>513091911
You will never be human, you will always be a disguting child of moloch.

>>513091772 (OP)
One day this polack genius will learn about bento.

Here is my freezer with my pre-made meals
I have calculated the exact cost to make
I can keep the cost per meal between $2 and $3
They're also tasty as I have researched flavour combinations and routinely experiment with different combinations.

Currently I have, pork mince chilli with potatoes, carrots
Vegetable soup I made with left over stock from corned beef

Tonight I will cook marinated chicken drumsticks.
I bought 1kg of drumsticks for $4.35

This is in dollarydoos so about 40% of burger money

>>513092117
>the mutt's spice horizon ends at pepper
Imagine my shock

>>513091772 (OP)
hard boiled egg gives me the shits Soup. stinky fuckin sulfur farts and a hot pipe. So i dont eat hard boiled egg before a 10 hour day. I eat greek yogurt and granola

>>513092053
I have one at work. It's using 750W of electricity or more. There is no fucking way I'll ever run it at my own place.

>>513091772 (OP)
I use an instant pot
today I set it to two hours instead of two minutes by mistake
stank up the whole house

>>513091772 (OP)
Doesn't the shell break bouncing around inside the thermos?
Why not just wake up 10 minutes earlier and eat the egg at home?

Or I could just boil it because I don't have to commute 2 hours for a job I hate wasting 4 hours of precious free time, just ate cottage cheese for breakfast, gonna hit the gym and then go fishing in the lake without a fishing card because forest watcher is at his day job lol.
Even without the neetbux I'd rather be a hobo than slave my life away.

>>513091772 (OP)
We have a eastern europoor genius on our hands. I can't wait for his 21st century physics breakthrough.

>>513091963
That's not unique to Asia its just eggs and soldiers

4chan always makes me feel so good about my hands

>>513091772 (OP)
try leaving oats in milk overnight in the fridge. add some fruit if you want. itll be ready to eat first thing in the morning

>>513091772 (OP)
but do you want bloated sulpheric farts? I personally get my protein somewhere else then eggs

>>513091772 (OP)
i eat buggs. (chinese people) high protein low fat (they are all starving)

>>513092210
Check if your eggs float. Sounds like they are old.

>>513092253
I also have one at workas it uses 900W+ of electricity.

>>513092285
It's floating in water. Never had issues with it. I'm a steady walker I guess.

Waking up to make the entire breakfast for work in 10 minutes is time efficient. You eat it at company time.

>>513092194
outstanding. you should treat yourself to a set of glass containers. they clean better and dont get that oily film over time

>>513091772 (OP)
Now put it in your ass

>>513092377
I make sure of it

>>513092053
>electric egg cooker
They suck cause you forgot to mention how you have to add water and if you don't use consumer-approved distilled water it ruins the boiling plate.

Just boil eggs like how humans have for centuries, in a pot of hot water.

>>513092202
>eggs should be covered in curry
A nigger abroad.

>>513092343
That works till you eat half soaked, hard oats and never want to eat it again. It's better to do them 24+ hrs, not the night before.

>>513092423
Oof. That comeback didn't go the way you thought it would, my man.

>>513091772 (OP)
this is the best thread on here right now

>>513092396
Definitely getting glass containers soon
I throw these out after a few uses. Once they're all gone it's onto the glass

I really want glass containers that are going to fit as nicely as these plastics though.

>>513091772 (OP)
Why not just have them boiled before you leave home?

>>513092476
>curry
You are non-white fake kraut.

>>513092343
I prefer my oats warm. Thermos with boiling water will also make oats edible and it will kill all the bacteria.

>>513092053
5 and a half minutes in boiling water. No need for fancy gadgets.

>>513091772 (OP)
I eat pic related like every day.

I didn't eat an egg for like a month. But yeah, back in the 90s when I was poor and doing dirty jobs with rides up Ukrainian mob guys I used to eat buckwheat too.

Most of them got pretty long sentences in the 2000s or are dead.

>>513092509
lol, always the 56ers with their inferiority complex. anyway, the fact that you think "curry" is a spice and it is apparently actually the only non-pepper one your goyslop-smothered brain can come up with confirms my initial suspicion. You are a spicelet.

Bro is 150kg

>>513092508
It saves those precious minutes you'd have to wait over the stove before it boils inside. Thermos will keep them fresh and warm for the entire day.

>>513092236
>It's using 750W of electricity or more.
how many watts does your electric kettle use? I bet like 2000W.
Your argument is stupid. you can't go by the power, you have to go by energy.
to heat up 1kg (1L) of water to 100°C (for mutts: that's the boiling point) it takes 4180kJ of energy.
water has one of the highest specific heat capacities. an egg will have less.
but let's calculate as an egg was 100% water. you boil three eggs in an egg cooker. the three eggs have an mass of 150g. it's 627kJ of heat energy needed. an egg cooker is badly insulated, just like an electric kettle. the heat loss might be the same.
poland had great mathematicians, and I bet even you might understand that 627kJ is less than 4180kJ. in other words: the egg cooker is more efficient than your solution.

>>513092612
>spicelet
You do realize the peppers in curry come from America nigger?

>>513092579
Roided up*

>>513092509
Deine mutter du hurensohn

>>513092670
>another nigger in EU mad about roasting curry
KEK

>>513092644
I prefer gas but my gf uses electric kettle so I can't throw it away. Bloody women...

>>513092660
you're a funny little man

>>513092644
Do it all at work where electric kettle is free. 0 Dollars, 0 cents.

>>513091772 (OP)
i just did something like this yesterday with my pressure cooker gpt calculated i need only 10ml of water to pressure my cooker and 1 minute exposure for a creamy egg Iam a fucking genius i save 300% energy cost now
>>513092210
you lack gut bacteria variety if you eat more fiber you can ferment your farts into energy otherwise if you capture your farts you can power the pressure cooker with

>>513092752
At least, I know where chili peppers come and the superior uses of them lil nigger.

>>513091772 (OP)
You don't even need a thermos, just a nice warm rectum

>>513091772 (OP)
>Buckwheat
See this is why you're eastern european forever you pasty nigger

I really like it how guys who cannot afford having lunch at the cafe are discussing ways to spend less time on making food. I call it hope.

>>513092194
EBT Chad here is just heated up a big ham today

>>513091772 (OP)
is yolk also hard boiled or in the jelly state?
i just salmonella so much it's unreal

>>513092885
You need it jelly, slightly runny.

>>513092804
desu when you said pepper I assumed you meant pepper as in peppercorn. apparently you didn't. that makes it less funny. quite disappointing. it does raise the point if you're not a bit of a currycel yourself, though.

>>513092922
no thanks jeet
i prefer them in solid state over runny as diarrhea
cuz
>i just salmonella so much it's unreal

>>513092704
due to direct heat transfer, an electric kettle is more efficient. but I give for granted, that natural gas might be cheaper then electricity in poland.
>>513092758
that's a smart move. but then stop telling people false facts and just say: guys, cook your food at work, it will cost you nothing.

>>513092885
After 30 minutes everything is hard.

>>513092997
>desu
kek
>i assumed you meant pepper as peppercorn
If I payed you to eat cowshit right now would you? Post your eth addy.

>>513093005
What type of shithole do you live in where you'll get salmonella from a soft boiled egg lmao.

>>513093092
jeet you just said yolk should be runny and not solid
>>513093057
>x doubt
cut it in half

>>513091963
looks like a bowl of bloddy benchod jizz

>>513093148
Nigga, I just ate and I'm on a diet. I may do it after the thread hits 200+.

>>513093061
>desu
it's a filter for t.b.h.