i figured out the root cause of the middle east problem (and no it's not what you think, not islam and not jews) and i know how to fix it permanently, but i want to milk it for all it's worth. how do i apply for a $1 billion grant from israel in exchange for my proprietary solution? that's pocket change compared to what they'll spend in decades of war and a small price for lasting peace and prosperity.
actually i should demand another $1 billion from europe because it'll save them from countless hordes of rapefugees in the future too.
actually i should demand another $1 billion from europe because it'll save them from countless hordes of rapefugees in the future too.