Thread 513097484

JESUS

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NEVER

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EXISTED

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>>513097484 (OP)
Rent free

>>513097484 (OP)
LAVA CHICKEN

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>513097484 (OP)
Jesus Christ was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.

>>513097484 (OP)
Christ in King
Viva Cristo Rey
JHICKEN COCKEY
cope n sneed
sage

>>513097484 (OP)
go fuck the goats achmed
>kek

>>513097484 (OP)
The consensus among historians and academics is that Jesus was a real person that existed.

>>513097484 (OP)
>be jesus
>spend adult life dabbing on kikes
>kikes seethe
>kikes kill you
>continue dabbing on them through all of eternity
The only reason that there won't be another 2000 years of seethe is because they won't have another 2000 years.

>>513097484 (OP)

Faggot

ooof

>>513098459
nope

>>513097484 (OP)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/fpzpTIKW6LaSAey96qqZkQ/

Why is this spic obsessed with this picture of Jack Black

>>513097484 (OP)
JEWS

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CHILDREN

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SATAN

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>>513101491
I can leave my dick imprint on someone's back at the beach when i block the sun with my cock long enough.
Is my dick jesus?

>>513097561
I feel like this post is projection. You're not a pedophile yourself are you anon? Post nose.

>>513102691
No but you're retarded,

>>513097484 (OP)
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I swear to Jesus almighty I will punch in the face the first woman that tries this shit with me.

>>513097484 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real person, dummy

>pic related

>>513102928
Aww, i was hoping some cultist would worship my cock as a prophet

>>513097561
Literally every single historian, theologian, and linguist -- whether Christian or atheist -- rejects this nonsense from the self-proclaimed Greek "expert." This is yet another attack on Christ from (((guess who))).

Satan never existed to

>>513097484 (OP)
ty jewish guy
BASED jews like jack black are edgy as FUCK

>>513103066
So you're retarded and gay? You deserve to be invaded by russia after they are done with ukraine.

Magic is not real. It is time to grow up. take it to /x/

>>513103087
>This is yet another attack on Christ
>/pol/ is a Christian board!
Guess not lol

>>513101491
>doesn't match biblical accounts
Oof indeed

>>513103087
>Literally every single historian, theologian, and linguist -- whether Christian or atheist -- rejects this nonsense
Yeah, apart from all the historians, theologians and linguists who do reject it, not that you've read a single history book in your entire life, amirite?

https://www.richardcarrier.info/archives/21420

>>513097484 (OP)

for u

The holocaust *clap* didn't *clap* *clap*

>>513102517
*CAME*

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>>513097836
based

>>513097484 (OP)
Do you mean to tell me that the guy that walked on water and rose from the dead wasn't real?

>>513097484 (OP)
He did.
He was a carpenter in 1st century Judea who became an itinerant preacher, and the jews built a doomsday cult around him.

>>513103379
What the fuck are you talking about? This page is about scholars who support mythicism. Where do any of them come out saying Jesus was a nonce?

Yeshua is the Satan of Jews. The crucifixion as a symbol represents the death of the false god and the suicidal nature of their followers. The resurrection is the TRUE symbol of Faith and that which THEY most fear.

>>513103890
also YES of course i am vaccinated

Sage

>>513104127
Bump

>>513097484 (OP)
So, how do we know that you’re not lying?

>>513103890
I DO own crypto! how could you tell?

jews
>Jesus didn't exist!
Also jews
>I hate him so g-ddamn much how he used to preach against us he was literally proto Hitler grr didn't you know that Jesus was a jew! Hahaha you worship a jew goyim! He's burning in hell!
God hates them for a good reason.

JESUS NEVER EXISTED. NO SUCH THING AS JESUS FUCKING RETARDS. NO SUCH THING, ANY SUCH THING AS JESUS. THERES NO SUCH THING AS JESUS! NO SUCH THING!

>>513103198
That's what op is saying. Christcucks on this board need to lick it up

>>513104099
Not Vaxed

>>513104496
Don't own crypto

All religions are obviously lies and you know that.

>>513097484 (OP)
CHICKEN CHOKER!!!

>>513097484 (OP)
Jesus is real
Jesus is white ginger
brownskins are born to suffer

simple as

>>513104827
>canadians turn atheist
>immediately becomes a literal shithole

You're not making the argument you think you are anon.

>>513105220
Oh, the death of God has been terrible for western civilization in general, no doubt. That doesn't change the fact that all religions are made-up nonsense.

>>513097561
>>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean
Sex trafficking was not a thing, or rather NOT FUCKING ILLEGAL, anywhere on Earth at the time. Rome was a slaver society. Pedophilia and homosexuality were both distasteful but what men did to their slaves or barbarians (or if you were rich, plebs) was for the most part your own affair.

>>afterwards had them all crucified
1. I could be wrong but as I recall he hand them strangled.
2. Subtly suggesting crucifixion was some special form of punishment reserved only for extreme crimes with 'sex trafficking' being a known example of the type of crime it took to get crucified. They crucified damn near everyone at the time. The road from Jerusalem to the see was literally lined with convicts hanging from crosses. Crucifying people was Legio III Glacia's "thing".
3. They were not killed for kidnapping, or piracy, or "sex trafficking". In the right context none of these were crimes. They were killed for the most serious crime in the entire universe in that part of the time. Being barbarian scum who touched a Roman citizen. They used to start small scale wars over that kind of shit, they'd damn sure hang some bandits.

>>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
Jesus was crucified between a convicted thief and a convicted murder.

>>513097484 (OP)
>>513097519
I AM SATAN

>>513097484 (OP)
I read this with a faggoty lisp and imagine d a man with a beard in full women's makeup

>>513105480
Doesn't change the fact that you're too stupid to understand and are taking things literally and are ok with your country getting raped. You are truly a weak man creating hard times.

>>513105842
You misspelt FAGGOT

>>513104127
oh no! now you have to get banned! because you said a single WORD.

I AM SAGING THIS THREAD WITH A SAGE IN ALL FIELDS. FUCK YOU RETARD JANNIE FAGGOTS.

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE.

4CHAN IS A KEKOLD RETARD WEBSITE OF BASEDKEK REDDIT TIER INCELS WITH NECKBEARDS AND MANBOOBS

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UMAD?

>>513107507
Fucking reported faggot

>>513108022
good...

SAGE

>>513097484 (OP)
Of course he existed.
What part of his story do you doubt?
It literally sounds like something that could happen today.

Man commits "Heresy". Also interrupts money changing operation in government buildings.

Hebrews complain to Roman government.

Roman government kills man.

There is no reason to doubt the essence of the story.

Heresy will still get you thrown in jail in most countries, even western ones. What they call heresy is different, but it's a very common bad human behavior.

Which is why we need free speech.

>>513097484 (OP)
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You have to go back

>>513097484 (OP)
> literally the most documented person in our history from different civilizations
> DOESNT EXISTED!!!!
kek

>513097484
>1pbtid
>lots of Christ bashing with little Talmud denial
you're all retarded

>>513097484 (OP)
Does anyone find this guy funny? I mean, has anyone ever laughed at one of his "comedies"? Even Star Trek is funnier than he is.

Every single

>>513097561
This is literally jewish, rabbinic propaganda.
>>513097484 (OP)
Between the writings of josephus, tacitus, mara Ben serapion, pleny the lesser, etc. Plus the writings of scribes who have an unbroken lineage to john of patmos(st John the apostle) He's more documented through eyewitness testimony as having existed than Julius Caesar, Mohammad, and buddah.
>inb4eyewitness testimony isn't good enough
It's good enough for the court of law in many instances
>>513101491
I like how the depiction of this matches the oldest iconography depicting him

Anyway
>sage slide thread
>Christ is Lord

>>513097484 (OP)
Is it all atheists are faggot sodomites
or all faggot sodomites are atheists ?

>>513112358
It's everyone is a sodomite because it's natural so we should all just do whatever we feel like.

>>513112331
>But muh Josephus!
Do not mention Jesus in any manuscript written before the 4th century. Either (((Jewsephus))) lived to be 300 years old or someone else added those passages
>But muh Tacitus!
Does not mention Jesus
>But muh ben Serapion!
Does not mention Jesus
>pleny the lesser
Literally who?
>But muh Pliny the Younger
Does not mention Jesus
>But muh unbroken chain of eyewitness testimony!
Now you're just being retarded mate

>>513113373
At least your filthy habits decrease your life expectancy and contribute to an increased suicide rate.

>>513097484 (OP)
Even if Jesus the man never existed, the "idea of Jesus" is real, and that's more than enough for me to be devoted to God.

>>513113790
Your kind killed Jesus Christ and have hated him for 2000 years. You can either accept him as your Lord and Savior during life, or be brought to the lake of Gehenna after death.

>>513112358
>Is it all atheists are faggot sodomites
>or all faggot sodomites are atheists ?
Amen sister

>>513114175
Fucking my wife's ass every so often has nothing to do with this

>>513097484 (OP)
>same outfit
Hmmmm really makes u think huh

>>513114674
>Your kind killed Jesus Christ
Romans? Why are you mad? It was all a part of God's plan. You needed to have Jesus killed for your vicarious redemption. So, why mad?

>>513114674
>Your kind killed Jesus Christ
Are you talking about the Romans?

>>513097484 (OP)
I'll respect atheists and anti-Christianites as soon as they openly in public direct the same hatred toward other religions that they direct to one particular one.

It's not anti-religion, it's anti-White.

Nice try, Satan
Laudetur Jesus Christus!

>>513115201
>as soon as they openly in public direct the same hatred toward other religions that they direct to one particular one.
This idiot doesn't understand that most atheists in the West were once Christian, nor does this idiot understand that Christianity dominates the West.

Stating those 2 facts should help one understand why Christianity gets the most criticism.

Plus no other religion comes knocking on my door with the most egotistical and narcissistic people

>>513115201
>it's anti-White.
Christians are majority brown my friend

It's more likely that Jesus existed then that Moses existed.
Talmud does not say that Jesus was fake but it smears him and his mother. The hostility is the proof of existence.

There is actually more concrete evidence that Jesus didn't exist than there is that he did.

>>513114175
>suicide
Would fucking commit it if wasn't for goddamned afterlife
Sick of all this gay shit

>>513101491
Oof

>>513114175
>doesn't get sarcasm

>>513114674
Prove hes a jew, jew worshipper

>>513104099
Yes! Worship Jew mythos! Believe Ancient Jews!

>>513097561
This is literally some bullshit regurgitated by that retard whose name I forgot who has absolutely no knowledge about the language it was written in

>>513097484 (OP)
Jesus is real. He defeats satan. It is all written in the word of God.

Cope and seethe.

>>513115201
Dumbass. As an atheist I dont like other races and I hate all Abrahamic slop. I can respect op. You're the one posting anti-white christcuck bullshit

>>513097561
Of course some horseshit like this gets posted immediately to derail the thread.

There is NO evidence Jesus ever existed. Christianity (and Islam) were spun by jews to make the nations abandon their cultures and mythologies to instead worship the jewish god and adopt jewish mythologies, at the center of which and exalted are the jews themselves. It is no wonder that these two religions are the ones in which proselytizing is central and commanded. The point was always to rule the world, and here you retards chant "Christ is King" as if you're sticking it to the jews. Fucking retards.

>>513097484 (OP)
CHRIST

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IS

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KING

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>>513097484 (OP)
He did and when he returns in his glory, he's going to judge every single one of you.

>>513119312
How pathetic that you refer to the words of jews as "the word of god". It doesn't get any more sycophantic than that.

>>513119612
case in point. Clapping retard.

>>513097484 (OP)
Neither did the Devil/Iblis

>>513097561
>Pedo
Just creating degenerate fanfiction now.
He is already fake, no need for this depraved rewrite from you Anglo fucks.

>>513097484 (OP)
But you come from the same desert trilogy

>>513097484 (OP)
RELEASE
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FILES
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>>513119588
You are an idiot.
Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor of Judea during Jesus time, wrote of Jesus in his diary.

>>513119588
>here you retards chant "Christ is King" as if you're sticking it to the jews
Psalm 2:6
>“I have installed My King on Zion, upon My holy mountain.”

>>513120232
This.

Also,
Christ is King.

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Sell your sould to the devil then, after all he doesn't exist right so what's the problem ? Put your money where your mouth is let's hear it. Let's see who the 'real' atheists here are.

>>513103087
appeal to authority

So you people are smarmy enough to get your scapegoat bots to blaspheme for you, but you don't have the balls to step up to the plates yourselves. Interesting. Seems to me it's not the concept of intelligent design you people have a problem with, rather the designer.

>>513121971
Faggot

>>513097484 (OP)
This is how you know the satanic side is unreliable with the truth since it's obvious from spiritual experiences that he did exist. Off topic.

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>>513121635

That's what I thought.

>>513122433
Ok. I'll sell my soul to the devil. Either I get good shit if you're right or nothing when im right simple as. For fun I'll draw a massive pentagram and get the candles and do the entire thing right

>>513122581
You know I actually rather you don't even if it counters my point. God you people are so fucking stupid.

You can tell what political stance mods have based on what they delete and what they leave up. Mods really are trany redditors.

>>513121635
>Sell your sould to the devil then, after all he doesn't exist right so what's the problem ?
I'm anti-yahweh (foreskin nigger) and ha-satan is a bene elohim (son of god, Job 1:6) like rabbi yeshua.

>>513097484 (OP)
Yes he did, moron. There is more than enough historical evidence from the Roman historians to prove it. He just wasn't what the bible makes him out to be. The story of Jesus is a lie. The man was just a political dissident of the rabbi order of the time.

>>513121635
This is the funniest thing about the abraham following morons. christianity, jew bullshit, and muslim faggotry is all MONOTHEISM. That means ONE GOD. How do you rectify blaming evil on a "devil", when in monotheism, all things are of that one god. Therefore even if a devil commits all evil, it is at the will of the one true god, so evil is of the one god.

You christcucks are so fucking stupid.

>>513097519

My kids know him from Tropic Thunder lol.

>>513097484 (OP)
I met him outside Home Depot last weekend.

>>513123139
Yaaaaaaaaaaawn. Step up to the plate or shut your mouth faggot. I'm being nice if I wanted to I can really embarass you people. Wake me up when you write in blood on a piece of paper with date attached that you've sold your soul to this non-existent devil and then we'll talk.

>>513123145
Pol: Do you think I would trust a kike??

Also pol: Holy shit look at what this satanic schizo jew said! BELIEVE EVERYTHING!

>>513102691
we CANNOT recreate the shroud of turin with modern technology. It's literally impossible.
also you don't have a dick.

>>513103338
>>doesn't match biblical accounts
post em kike.

>>513112331
>I like how the depiction of this matches the oldest iconography depicting him
its almost like every word of the Bible is literally true and the early church knew what out Lord and Savior looked like since they literally witnessed his numerous miracles.
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