It's hot outside. Why aren't you at the beach building your kendom?

>>513099804 (OP)
it is too hot
it is unsafe to be at the beach
the beach actually is useless

i would kill so many people my projects of killing more people would be jeopardized

>>513099804 (OP)
Went to beach in Florida. Got attacked by skeeters and contracted Dengue Fever. Fucking Climate Change. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>513099804 (OP)
My libido has been very high lately and i easily get erections, its not good to expose my big penis.

>>513099804 (OP)
Asian girls don't go to the beach as they like to stay pale and white (BASED!) so there's no point. I might get a job in a parasol shop

>>513099804 (OP)
Thats not a beach.. thats a lake. Poland doesn't have much coast but a billion lakes and rivers.

>>513099804 (OP)
>Why aren't you at the beach
It's 4 AM.

>>513100115
>Poland doesn't have much coast
Absolutely wrong. Poland has the best coast on the baltic. Look at the map

>>513099804 (OP)
party time woo hoo

>>513099804 (OP)
>beach
That's an artificial beach.

>>513101089
How about this one?

>>513101089
How about this?

>>513099804 (OP)
>It's hot outside.
A/C goes brrrrr

>>513099804 (OP)
>hot
>sand everywhere
>large groups of goy cattle
>loud music, kids sreaming and running around stepping on towels
>there are alway thiefs
>food and drink prices are over 9000 on the beach
I will just stay in my climatized domicile and my gf is coming in the evening.

>>513099804 (OP)
I don't like people

>>513101610
If its safe sure but not enough sun
>>513101748
british "beaches" are not for me

When i was young we used to go to a "beach" for pic rel, comfy and blessed by god

>>513101610
bober beach

>>513099804 (OP)
>it's hot why don't you go to a crowded place and get your skin burnt
wtf is wrong with normies?

>>513099804 (OP)
I love going to grand bend and waasaga. I dig hole in sand and put boner in hole and watch beautiful blonde young girl with my bros. Very sexy observations.