Thread 513101975

>I am CEO
>Give me free meal
>Do the wagie dance

Fuck wagies, even the ones in the running will tell you they loathe these zoomer motherfuckers

>>513101975 (OP)
panera is mediocre and expensive.

Thats definitely happened

>>513101975 (OP)
That was the most sickening, beta redditor drivel I have ever read. I wish nothing but ass aids on this weakling "male".

>>513101975 (OP)
how many miles of cock did you take in your ass before you decided reddit is a good read?

>>513101975 (OP)
delicious slop but you know what could make this slop better? just a sprinkle of macaco.

>>513102149
why would anyone lie on the internet??

>>513101975 (OP)
>are you oklay sir?
>no im actually not, im suicidal and im going to siucide all over this nicely cleaned restaurant floor

>>513101975 (OP)
that slop looks worse than the shit the thermos buckwheat pole eats.

>>513102093
everything is when you weigh quality in this jewish age

>>513102198
unfortunate this compilation is unusable because of the wojak garbage all over it
shartyposters should be executed

>>513101975 (OP)
Since when do cashiers have the authority that give free shit? Fake and gay, like that fag's entire persona.

>>513101975 (OP)
This never happened.

>>513101975 (OP)
>Wait aren't you-
said no one ever, no one reads a marketing fags blog posts

>>513102149
>I help brands drive revenue
Yeah.

>>513101975 (OP)
> i laugh "guilty"

fucking hate normies so much, death to every single subhuman normoid peasant scum

>>513101975 (OP)
>my life sucks but at least I have this shitty soup from a corporate chain
Grim.

>>513102380
what do you mean it never happened
>>513102443
what are you conspiracy brained morons even talking about

>>513101975 (OP)
>Sloppa from the freezer that goyim pay more that 10 dollars for

>>513101975 (OP)
LinkedIn posters are mentally ill

>>513102316
Its just a discount for regulars to make them keep going, its most likely approved by a manager. Usually it triggers when the staff notices you've gone to the same place like clockwork for a while and they either hand you a discount card or just randomly give you a meal for free to make you feel special. Its not that different from the road side diners who have you collect rubber stamps on a little card and when you've gotten 10 you can trade in the card for a free meal. I've gotten ones from Burger King because I kept showing up around 11pm when I had worked the late shift.

>>513101975 (OP)
>.... and then everybody on the bus started to clap!

>>513101975 (OP)
I always find it funny that the fags on LinkedIn who make this shit almost always are a recruiter, HR cunt, or some non-job that essentially boils down to selling you fuck all.

>>513102295
It was expensive and shit food like 10 years ago too, not that the economy was much better then either.

>>513102250
Si, uma delicia

>>513101975 (OP)
that shit looks disgusting
matrix food

>>513104809
also the bowls are not even half full... 2 spoon scoops and you ate everythin lol

looks like soup kitchen food
i bet it costs $30

>>513102149
And then everybody clapped, and one gentleman came up to me and said, sir, we have never seen such loyalty before. It's true! I am the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Believe me, I have folks come up to me and say sir you are the most loyal person we've ever seen, and they're correct. Believe me, I am very loyal I'm fact the most loyal isn't that right yes

>>513103802
My friend got free cookies from dominoes for his 100 order. He was chuffed. I had to remind him he spent like 2k to get those cookies lmao

>>513103757
i'm not sure about you but it helped cure my chronic depression

>>513105085
Just by spamming shitposts on Linkedin will land you 500k job.

>>513101975 (OP)
>Yesterday I saw a homeless man.

>He offered to shine my shoes for $5.

>He gave me the best shoe shine of my life.

>I gave him $100 and told him to keep the change. He worked hard and I paid him accordingly.

>He is now a founder and CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

>He started the company with nothing but $100 and a dream.

>That man’s name? Albert Einstein.

>Sometimes in life opportunities come from unexpected places.

>But opportunity is seized through hard work.

>Agree?
>-John Chuckelfuk, Thought Leader, CEO, Innovator, Dreamer, Tech Evangelist, Proud Stoic, Transhumanist

>Prurdeep Dikshit, Sr. Developer @ Scamjet
>Inspiring post, John!
>Sandwar al-Derkaderk, Security Specialist @ OilSLAVR UAE
>Can’t agree more
>Rajesh Sukdeep, —
>plz looking work in Mumbai WhatsApp 8812376648
>Rick Thompson, Project Manager @ Asshaul Freight Inc
>Too bad this can’t happen in this Biden economy
>Tyresha Williams, HR-SHRM @ CNTBTCH Manufacturing
>As if Trump is any better!!!!
>Rajeed Rapejeet, Sr. Recruiter @ Jobs4U
>***now hiring up to $50/hr REMOTE US Canada India Europe message for detail***
>Chang Dong Wang, Lead Software Engineer @ META
>This would never happen in China

>>513102093
>Panera mediocre
Cope
>Panera expensive
Neet cope
It's actually pretty cheap and fairly delicious 40 million yoga soccer moms can't be wrong

>>513101975 (OP)
>GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE IS WHEN I GET FREE SHIT

>>513101975 (OP)
>Do the wagie dance
Did the rich in the past use these humiliation rituals?

>>513101975 (OP)
> I am a wagie who thinks mimicking a CEO will get me free things.
> CEO ends up getting even more free things.

>>513101975 (OP)
>I help Brands Drive Revenue Through Em...
Is there anything more cringe than LinkedIn?

>>513101975 (OP)
LinkedIn fags are fucking nutso

>>513101975 (OP)
>shove a tip screen in your face
Yeah I'm never tipping again, especially to zoomers.

>>513107518
at some point court jesters were no longer acceptable so they just made fools of us all

>>513101975 (OP)
Coffee soup and mac n cheese?
Is this a trifecta for tastelets?

>>513101975 (OP)
100% in the gigantic basket of shit that didn't happen, this fanfiction shit is so cringe and gay

>>513101975 (OP)
>Arn't you that literal internet who eceleb I never heard about
>you lunch is totally free now
Who the fuck talks like this IRL?

>>513101975 (OP)
>Want customers to be happy? Suck their dick. How hard is that? Just suck on the tip and they will always remember

>>513101975 (OP)
>have some factory soup, goy

>>513107779
Gay spics apparently

>>513101975 (OP)
I can tell from that piece of bread they were just trying to get rid of the old stuff

>>513107779
People who don’t go outside and have to take pictures to prove they’ve been somewhere

>>513102316
When I was 19 and worked at a gas station convenience store I was allowed to give regular customers free coffee/donuts at my discretion. Manager let me do it after working there a few weeks. What I gave away every day was nothing compared to what the regs would spend every day.

>>513107362
>Panera mediocre
I can see a milky cream sauce in the OP.

It looks shit, not mediocre.

>>513107575
gary v is to blame. he is responsible for people summing themselves up as an action statement.

>>513107743
good 90-something percent of the shit around here is in the fake and gay bin

>>513107867
>sir, I grabbed this old bread out of the trash and microwaved you some old soup in a PLASTICMAXXX bag, please vlog about me!!

>>513101975 (OP)
That "food" looks vile - what is in that food that makes americans so fat and smelly?

>>513101975 (OP)
>GUILTY!

>>513108026
Yep, the only legit threads are discussing the globe earth conspiracy and PTG threads

>>513101975 (OP)
Linkedin is the absolute worst of social media. Even Reddit is better than that place.

>>513108066
I skimmed over that part, fuckin hilariously cringe

>>513101975 (OP)
>Hey you’re that guy on that website for corporate white collar circlejerking that I totally read every day as a minimum wage Panera worker, how do you do sir your posts about sucking circumcised Jew cock are most inspiring, please, have a free lunch which includes our delicious broccoli cheddar soup and freshly baked French baguette, available only at Panera®

Panera is garbage.

All comes in plastic bags. Soups Boiled right in the bag. Eat up

>>513108214
>>513108117
LinkedIn is truly the gayest shit, it's like a mashup of reddit and faceberg, people post shit there as part of their gay corpo jobs with gay word salad nonsense trying to dazzle nigger cattle
>Improving human resources juxtaposition with core technical functionality prime competencies - by Sharon Feldstein

>>513107996
That asshole ordered the wrong shit

>>513102093
It's mediocre because they keep getting rid of their good shit. In the past two years they've gotten rid of their broccoli mac and cheese, signature chicken sandwich, teriyaki chicken bowl, charged lemonades, flatbread pizzas. I have no idea why they would remove the broccoli mac and cheese. People love it and they even make it prepackaged to buy in the store. We used to eat there all the time but they keep getting rid of our favorite meals.

>>513102093
Their Mac and cheese is so good

>>513101975 (OP)
Everyone on linkedin should be executed

I know I am seeing a lot of back-and-forth on this topic, but I really need to push back and raise some red flags here. Having an on-site office presence is foundational to our ability to drive efficiencies in a corporate landscape. It's in our DNA. Sure, there is no one size fits all or silver bullet. Remote is only keeping us at a 30,000-foot-view of things. Being on-site, however, allows us to get better granularity, find better directional-indicators or loop back and dive deep into some critical issues on a go-forward basis.

I think if you all start spending more time in the office again, you'll find yourself trending toward the positive, but you'll have to keep an eye on the puck. Gut through it, reduce thrash, and let's stay in lock-step on this. Yes, we will synergize! I think given that we've been remote for so long it's easy to forget the benefits of working in the office.

What's the root cause of the hatred of corporate office spaces? Putting my layman's hat on and guess that it comes from movies such as Office Space and Dilbert cartoons. But we all know that these are fictional spaces, and real office spaces allow us to touch base in a much more efficient manner.

I have to time-box this comment, as I have a hard-stop in a moment when I will have to jump onto a call. So, just one more point that I want to cover-off on: let's socialize the idea of having more office presence and loop back to see whether we're being more impactful. From a management standpoint, I think that we can get the traction to do it.

So, net/net, ignore the naysayers, sidebar the folks that are stuck in the weeds, and don't waste cycles or bandwidth on folks that don't align strongly with this mission. Try it out, and we'll have another touch point in a little while to see if we've moved the needle. Remember, our north star hasn't changed. We're still championing our core values remotely and we will only do it better in person.

If you need me, I will be online again in a bit.

>>513101975 (OP)
>that vomit is 10/10 in shart land
kys

>>513101975 (OP)
Such a word salad that I had to read it several times just to decipher this barely English woman-speak.

>>513101975 (OP)
This beaner has some imagination.

>>513108583
What kind of depraved Panera food critic and timelapse menu scholar are you

>>513103802
From my experience service staff don't make decisions like that and then go ask the manager. Saying it at all or bringing it up when you're not the manager is probably grounds for dismissal. The story is bullshit but it's fun to laugh at.

>>513102093
it is expensive but the soups are great.
everything else is meh.

>>513101975 (OP)
How do people believe this actually happened

>>513101975 (OP)
>i help brands drive revenue-
this puts such a fucking bad taste in my mouth, this person deserves a painful suicide

>>513108669
It's literally Stouffer's frozen with house seasoning and cheddar added

I can't think of anything from Panera that was authentic except the bread. It was all freezer bought stuff you find at Sam's but relabeled with a seasoning twist or extra item added

I mean I can open a restaurant that sprinkles my spicy seasoning on KFC chicken. That's really whats going on here and Panera should be ashamed of itself. It selfs $3 frozen food

>>513108992
Soup is always great. It's very hard to make a bad tasting soup. It's in a form we prefer for digestion and comfort.

>>513101975 (OP)
What is that disgusting feed?

>>513108840
Giga knower lmao

>>513108902
How am I depraved? We used to eat there often because of those items. I got a sip club membership specifically for the yuzu charged lemonade. They can't keep removing the items people love and still hope to retain them as customers.

>>513101975 (OP)
Yeah sure, the cashier has the authority to decide who gets free meals

>>513102309
this one's less painful and more on point

>>513101975 (OP)
> le free goylop bread
not a vitamin or mineral in sight, just as the (((food pyamid enthusiasts))) like it.

>>513101975 (OP)
If I was locked in a basement for 10 years and my only entertainment was his posts about Panera, his girls, and the coffee club, I wouldn't read them.

>>513104809
it's amerotard slop, a favorite of karens and gay hispanic office cucks.

>>513107362
> 40 million yoga soccer moms can't be wrong
That is actually not true

>>513102309
>garbage all over it
>shartyposters should be executed
thank fucking god they got their own sack of shit 4chan clone

years ago i was praying every last one of them would die in a Colorado style theater mass shooting. i wasnt the only one very sick of this zoomer tier trash