Thread 513113643

You are a top Democrat political strategist tasked with saving the party. Currently:
>your party's approval rating is consistently in the 20s
>the 2030 census is looming, in which new york, california, and other blue states will lose many seats due to illegals not being counted, and republicans will be able to take the white house without winning any rust belt states
>the supreme court is about to discuss the legality of race-based districting, if struck down democrats will lose anywhere from 20-30 house seats, completely killing your chances of taking the house
>texas, florida, ohio, missouri, indiana, new hampshire, and potentially other states are currently redistricting or considering redistricting ahead of 2026, giving themselves even more seats
>you can't gerrymander back because your states are either already gerrymandered to the gills or have an independent commission in charge of drawing the maps, you might be able to squeeze an extra 5-8 seats if you try really hard
>vance is the current favorite to win in 2028 and you have no party leader and no frontrunner above 20% (first time in decades)
>your party is split between progressive extremists and moderates, the base wants the progressives to be even more extreme, which wins your primaries but is absolute poison in general elections
>no end in sight for ICE deportations
How do you turn things around?

>>513113643 (OP)
gavin is the clear front runner

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
ramp up cheating to 2020 levels

>>513113643 (OP)
start a new party with fresh ideas

>>513113643 (OP)
French revolution style purge (guillotines and bodies hanging from telephone poles) and reformation

>>513113643 (OP)
I'll go on /pol/, see right wingers already writing anxious fanfiction posts about 2028 like this in 2025, and feel better about my chances

>>513113643 (OP)
Octuple down on pretentious elitism and worshipping brown people to show how you went to college

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
Simple:
https://youtu.be/7IkicpEyu4E?feature=shared

>>513113643 (OP)
If tariffs don't bring back jobs and instead fuck the economy then no census shit is going to change things

>>513113748
Gavin is a skinwalker poorly mimicking Trumps mannerisms on social media. In a just society, he would be nothing more than a used car salesman.

>>513113643 (OP)
I'll give the same answer a I did when this thread came up twice before...
>I would do nothing to save them. The DNC needs to collapse and dissolve.
Meanwhile, a reminder to anons... neither of the two major parties existed when the country was founded, and there's nothing which requires that either of them continue on forever.

>>513113643 (OP)
mainstream media is pro trump.
This guy was ecstatic when he showed Epstein number where low and his choosen people were safe.

>>513113643 (OP)
Same way they did in 2020

>>513113643 (OP)
I will hysterically call everyone around me who disagrees with the party a Nazi, racists, or sexists and I encourage all leftists to do the same.

Time for a deflection. Remember how well Floyd worked. All they need is some dumb bastard to die a little bitch, blame whites, rinse and repeat. That is literally their entire playbook at the moment, they know if they win America will die so they don’t fight for their position any longer.

By doing nothing. People still hate neocons and their recent actions will be remembered for decades. Once Trump retires and his personality cult goes with him we'll back to people dunking on Israeli loving neocons

>>513113902
>he actually believes daddy trump when he says 2020 was stolen

the greatest strategists of all time couldn’t fix this situation

>>513114561
You are too young to realize that Bush had the same cult and 90% of Trump voters voted for Bush. The 10% are probably too young

>>513114561
Trump has competent children to take political office after he dies. This is just the start of the Trump legacy. Biden and Hillary both have pretty shitty kids, so they go away while Trump family holds power for much longer.

>>513114786
Lol, nobody except Barron has charisma. Didn't Don Jr say that golfing is a "sport for real men" or something stupid like that

>>513114641
I would assume it's more like 70-30, it's been over 25 years

>>513114641
As a political analyst I never assume the guy who voted for someone else will vote for the new candidate not even once, not even when they do, is the only way to do it

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around
I would make the Democrat party anti-theist, never show slack to Christians Jews Muslims Hindus etc. I would be pro-prostitution I would task a genius to make it known how diverse it would be to have more options than just the Asian Massage Parlors and Strip Clubs. I would ban Anita Sarkeesian from our fatherland.

>>513114571
>im new: the post

>>513114886
It doesn't matter. They hold power while Biden sons recovers from crack addiction and Hillary is basically gone. Back in the day we had the Kennedy's, Bush's, now it's just the Trump's it seems.

>>513113643 (OP)
The ticket to DNC success is blue collar populism. You need to go all in on pro-union candidates, make a coalition of the blue collar workers and disaffected tech bros that are losing their jobs to Jeets and AI. The platform is higher wages, less H1b, more domestic employment, and low cost of living. Promise to anti-trust the mega property owners like Blackrock to force them to liquidate homes. Basically be Trump without being a ZOG grifter.

This would require them to ditch the current coalition of minorities and woke interests, which the DNC won't do.

>>513114188
>chicken out
ngmi

>>513115271
No this will never work. America is a right wing state and people want to see less taxes and more free markets. They can only win if they move in the Milei direction

>>513115423
>ngmi
ngl

>>513113643 (OP)
>turns on the goybox
>woohoo my favorite episode of political theatre is on
>grabs popcorn
>max comfy

>>513115459
"muh free markets" is not an ideology with organic appeal

>>513113748
California is hated by the American public to such a degree that I think it would be nearly impossible for him to win swing states.

>>513113748
he can't even get a grip over california

>>513115724
It is in usa and england. Has been for 300 years

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
literally just stop with the troon shit and identity politics and focus on class consciousness and workers' rights, that's literally all they have to do

>>513114571
>>513114449
>>513114314
>>513114301
you niggers are too stupid to realize (((they))) let trump back in power. voting for blue team or red team won't change anything

>>513116002
>if you give up, you win

>>513113643 (OP)
I flood the country with millions of more illegals which gives me more representation in the house (and votes) while at the same time jailing any American citizen who speaks up against me as "hate speech"

>>513116002
>this is democrats only strategy right now
keep losing and wondering why, retard nigger

You can't, nobody is for things like illegal immigration, endless crime from being soft on crime and woke nonsense.

You can't run a white man who is "moderate" without totally emasculating him so the only people left to run are anti white communists which people are not for.

In order for Dems to win they have to:
Deport Paco
Jail Daquan
Tell Xim/Xer Xe's mentally ill

Not happening.

>>513116002
commies are just as bad as jews, and the dems these days are trying to go full retard commie

>>513113643 (OP)
I'd deploy BBC into every upper class town/neighborhood.

Go hard left. All in on people's hate. Who do people hate more than anybody else? Their bosses and those richer than them. Promise you will fuck them over. Who imports the jeets and others to lower American's wages? The greedy and sadly usually goyim that just act like shekel rubbing kikes.

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?

>Find a relatively unknown person you can grow to be your new Candidate
>Your not winning 2028 unless something spectacular happens so this is an investment in the future.
>They need to be a white man probably 40-50 who doesn't feel cucked or crazy.
>They need to be working class who has gone through the bullshit Millennials have gone through.
>They can't be rich or connected with Hollywood
>You don't want someone who feels like they haven't been a huge DNC supporter for the last 30 years
>You want someone who leans left but is closer to a Libertarian
>You want to make their growth look organic over a long course of time

While your building this new candidate up you need to very publicly do the following

>Abandon DEI and Woke shit
>Back down on trans shit
>Remove lots of the old guard from the party
>Remove any of the new members who cause problems
>Focus to free speech targeting hate speech and anti israel laws that the GOP created
>Don't support Palestine but call out Israels interference in the GOP
>Split from Hollywood
>Start having members calling out CNN for lying even when its to help the DNC

You want to make it look like the party is shifting away from what its been since 2010 and magically this perfect new candidate has shown up whos never been a member but he sees the direction they are going and agrees with it.

>>513115872
The population of people who are actual Hoppe enjoyers who support free markets in and of themselves is very small. Most people who express support for "free markets" are in reality touching upon something else, like "I hate black people" or "the Soviet Union is scary"

>>513116886
>Go hard left.
This isn't Russia. This means losing hard in America

>>513114786
Trumps family are the useful idiots. Trump is only in power due to his own stupidity of being blackmailed and weild no true authority. Bushes on the other hand have been involved in everything to assassinations of sitting us president to cooperation with the house of al saud to kill thousands of americans. No American political family today has the power the Bushes do. RFK Jr. shat on the Kennedy name by being on the team that killed his dad and uncle, toppest of keks.

>>513113643 (OP)
>Implying anyone fills out census shit
Congressional apportionment is carried out through statistics from every agency of state and federal government, it's no more than a headcount cross-referenced between agencies for duplicates. Redistricting is purely state level agencies being polled on the matter, it is done in an effort to solidify counts for control areas in state jurisdictions. The entire leftist MO is to get immigrants into the nation so that when apportionment occurs, so-called "red districts" become well-poisoned while cities gain tighter leftist control. For the right they pretend to court these poison pill people, ones who're almost exclusively poors who need handouts and the result is red districts becoming purple. The reason the situation is like this is due to lobbies having full control of our elections, it's not an event where normalfaggots vote it's a meeting of lobbies to decide who you are going to vote for. No one on the ballot isn't a lobbyist shill, every single time a primary occurs lobbyist frontmen are chosen and those frontmen go on to general elections. If you want to end the kabuki you have to end lobbying (in lefties own words) by any means necessary, our founding fathers warned of this tyranny anyway but lobbies scared you out of overthrowing it.

Run on segregation, closed borders, deportation of non founding stock Americans, and the vision of a New World Order apart from all institutions, religions, and wars of the old world. The energy and brazen honesty of that ticket would carry Ds to victory.

>>513113643 (OP)
Obviously, I would remind everyone how evil white people are and also that men can get pregnant. I would put up signs in rural areas to remind people who they stole they land from, in place of any historical monuments that may be significant to the people in that area. I would also insist that anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist or a Nazi, even if they are on the same side as me. That's what worked in the last election.

>>513113956
This
Plus
Expedited (but humane) removal of illegals
Front center support for unions and their creation
Condemnation of transexual treatment of peoples under age 18
Outlawing foreign ownership of American property - US citizens only
Banning corporate ownership of residential single family homes
Progressive and aggressive taxation for multi-home owners
Untying health care from employment

>>513113643 (OP)
Easy
Don't stand for anything, make any arguments or plans or promises other than vague shit like "ending racism" and "advocating for trans rights". Do nothing but attack the other side and offer no solutions themselves. Just deflect everything to the republicans. Whataboutisms. No u's. Everything.

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
wait 15 years for the boomers to die off and america to be majority brown.
demographics are destiny.

>>513113643 (OP)
The real reason it's so low is Palestine. Democrats want these AIPAC-Epstein politicians out and they will all face big challenges in their primaries

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
You don't, you apparently double down on being obnoxiously cunty and faggy. Place blame anywhere other than at your own feet, and deny any accusation that can tie your party to being the reason the country is so gay and fucked. Deny any involvement in doing so afterwards, and again, take ZERO blame. For anything. Ever.
That'll do...I dunno, something? Maybe?

Here's what le gronk had to say. I do not share its optimism.

>>513113643 (OP)
Honestly I go back to Clinton and Prior dems where they ran on Blue collar middle class people. Get rid of all identity politics and focus on rebuilding the middle class. Stop seeing everything as racist etc and focus on income

>>513113643 (OP)
None of this matters. Most Americans will vote for Newsom at the next election over Vance or De Santis. End of story. Republicans are fucked without Trump because they're all retarded.

>>513113643 (OP)
You unironically work with trump and noce to the center. He's willing to cut deals, just give him some and you'll get some in return. But they cant and are moving to the left which people hate.

>>513113643 (OP)
The Dems are on their way out as a national party, which means they are done with the way American pollitics works. There will still be a democratic party, but it will most likely be co-opted by the progressives and those that want power from them; the moderates will either vote Republlican or try and form some moderate party with Republican refugees (of which there are very few. This new moderate party will the party of the Mitt Romneys and the Bill Kristols, which means its also going nowhere.

>>513113643 (OP)
I concede my losses, like a gentleman.
I try and find the problems within my party.
I don't sugar coat the answers that I discover, regarding why the Democratic Party, has failed, leading to its death.
I don't lie and point the finger of blame at others.
I am honest with myself about all that caused my party's downfall.
Then I decide what to do next.
Do I scrap the failed party entirely, and try hitching my wagon to some other star?
Or do I exit politics forever more, because of the answers I've discovered.

>>513119417
Ok anon a moment of truth

What democrat party you want

They are right there is just politically educate them

>>513114249
>Gavin is a skinwalker poorly mimicking Trumps mannerisms on social media.

Equal parts cringe and creepy wtf is that man doing? Who told him this was a good idea? Lmao.

>>513113643 (OP)
Universal basic income
Federal job guarantee
Force automakers to produce one low-cost, high-efficiency vehicle.
Bring existing gig delivery workers under contract with the postal service, knifing existing shareholders and telling them to pound sand. Guarantee an hourly pay or mileage rate.
Lower taxes on domestic goods.

>>513113643 (OP)
Give the go-ahead to oppose Israel. The dems would instantly win.

>>513113643 (OP)
hire me, I am in favour of democrats over republicans as the latter are extremely hateful.

>>513113643 (OP)
push kamala again and say vance is racist and sexist
enforce 2SLGBTQIA+ education in schools, parents that dissent will have their children taken away by CPS
eliminate border security entirely
healthcare, housing, and universal basic income for undocumented migrants (nobody else)
(important) promise more money for israel

>>513113643 (OP)
>How do you turn things around?
I quit coming to /pol/ for advice. We want all of you traitorous communists dead.

>>513114641
Most of the people who voted for Bush are dead by now, anon. Do you know how long ago that was?

>>513116002
>the jews want mexicans deported, nigger criminals rounded up by the national guard, and lower taxes
Based jews I guess

>>513122181
>the jews want mexicans (NOT) deported, criminals (homeless whites) rounded up by the national guard, and lower taxes
Let me introduce you to javier milei

>>513114786
Who, Barron? He is yet unproven. We can only hope that he has been taught properly. If not, then?

You can’t. That’s why they’re going to get increasingly tyrannical, authoritarian, and openly corrupt and the whole time they’re going to suggest that it’s necessary to preserve the contrary while accusing you of doing the same.

>>513122336
Like how the Democrats are saying in all the interviews that the other team is gerrymandering, which is a threat to democracy, and also saying that they plan to gerrymander their own districts to counter the Repub's gerrymandering?

>>513113940
This. The democratic brand is poisoned by past associations. Take the most popular ideas that invigorate your base and form a new party with them.
The GOP has not been dragging the country further to the right by chasing the middle. They appeal to their base and thats what keeps getting them election wins.
The American Left needs to stop being embarrassed about being the left. Get up there and tell people how your policies are going to fix the economy and make their lives better, not argue about who gets to use what bathroom.

>>513122249
It was a joke anon