Thread 513114392

anons....they found me

THEY FUCKIN FOUND ME

MY TELLY IS GOING TO THE ATTIC

>>513114413
>there are only 32 million addresses in the UK

Smaller than my fucking state, lol

>>513114392 (OP)
>Are we on yours?

>I don't watch tv
problem solved

I GOTTA PAY A NIGGA SO THEY CAN AIR THIS

THIS IS BRITISH TELLY

>>513114392 (OP)
>Are we on yours?

Tell them to fuck right off

You have nothing to lose now. Grab your spoons and reclaim Great Britain.

Politely offer a cup of poison tea to your visiting officer first.

>>513114392 (OP)
>The Legal Occupier
ignore this spam email and don't give them your name lol

That UK place a sitcom

>>513114392 (OP)
on my list of top 10 jobsworths

What if you don't have a TV?

Instead of asking for licenses, why don’t they just stop broadcasting to everyone? Fucking retards.

How dare you deprive these artists their fair due?

>>513114392 (OP)
that's an ad, innit

>>513114392 (OP)
>paki/nigger/jeet rapes white little girl
>they're refugees with mental health issues have some pity
>NOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY YOUR TV LICENSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>513115035
wtf?

Isn't the TV licence the one thing you can actually tell them to just fuck off over in the UK without repercussions? Especially if you're like anybody under 50 and don't have and at this point probably never had cable TV.

Do you really have to pay it if you don't have a radio or TV in your home? Like if I use the Internet is that still mandatory?

>>513114392 (OP)
actually, TV licensing, you are
I resent being legally compelled to pay for antiwhite propaganda when I don't watch television

>>513114392 (OP)
oh man, I can't wait to see yet another limey do nothing and take it up the ass when he could just burn the paperwork, act like he never got it, and then just not pay for TV or streaming anything anymore, because television is for gays.

>>513114392 (OP)
Just wipe your arse with it and flush it down the toilet. You have no evidence of your house receiving such notice.
>>513114596
Show is called Naked Attraction on Channel 4. The trash they show on public television.

>>513115283
You have to pay if you go on their site.

>>513115348
I'm sure that site has so much traffic

>>513115380
Funnily enough it does.

>>513115463
Really? Why thou? Apart from people paying that stupid fee. Like what the fuck are you getting there ?

>>513115283
if you watch something online as it's simultaneously broadcast on TV, or anything from the BBC in any form, you legally have to have a license
if you use the internet only to watch on-demand, or live non-televised content, you don't have to pay

they word it to imply you still need a license, but they're miserable, lying sacks of excrement

>>513115215
You can tell them to fuck off and in most smaller cities/counties you will get away with it. It's the dystopian cities where BBC has its offices that can get you in trouble. Unexpected visits where they try to force themselves in, surveillance etc. If they prove you watch telly it's a court summon, fine etc.
I really hate this dystopian shithole. The only reason why I haven't left yet is because rest of the world is also turning to shit

>>513114473
>If you have sight problems, you can get this information by email or in Braille, large print or audio by calling
Do they broadcast TV programs in Braille in Bongistan? :DD

>>513115538
I mean BBC is trash since the top gear original cast left so what else can you watch ?

>>513114535
There is no US state with a population higher than GB, so either everyone in your state lives alone, you're including non-residential, or you're just wrong.

>>513114413
You've been watching bbc without a licence???

The last time a TV Licence inspector knocked on my door, I called him a nonce. They haven't been back since.

>>513116280
Yes.
https://www.rnib.org.uk/living-with-sight-loss/assistive-aids-and-technology/reading-and-writing/an-rnib-guide-to-braille-displays-for-blind-and-partially-sighted-people/

>>513114857
Pretty much this, I got a red one yesterday but they don't even know my name so I have no idea how they plan to investigate me.

They purposely hid their logo and only showed the red writing on the outside of the letter which made me believe it was actually important so I opened it, was relived it was just bs and not an real bill I missed.
The other letters they sent me are unopened cos they put the logo on the outside.

>>513114473
>visit
Surely you don't have to allow these fuckers into your home? Stay tf away you creepy and weird 'TV' sellers.

Sadly in the Netherlands they moved state support for tele into regular taxation.

>>513114392 (OP)
Just ignore it. If they turn up don't let them in. They have no legal right to force entry so tell them to fuck off. Don't answer their questions.

>>513114392 (OP)
I used to think the sovereign citizen stuff was 100% bullshit until I looked into this http://www.bbctvlicence.com/
Dude posts the warning letters he's received about this for years. It's literally the "color of law" nonsense sovereign citizen types complain about. You see the same kind of thing with that recent story about the feds killing some family's pet deer. It's just thugs pretending to be legitimate.

>>513117131
This is the really funny thing about the loicense posting. We're all paying it without knowing, bongs at least have the opportunity to tell somebody to eat a dick.

>>513117000
>plan to investigate me
They aren't going to investigate you. It's called lying. They have precisely as much legitimacy as some jeet scammers pretending to be from the IRS.

>>513114473
Easy just don't watch TV live or use BBC iPlayer.
You can still watch catch up on ITV or C4, just not live.

>>513117131
>Sadly in the Netherlands they moved state support for tele into regular taxation.
i hate this so much. we have to support actual gay race communism propaganda here. it's not cheap either.

Not sure why you guys are so worried. I have a TV but I use it for video games or watching youtube or torrents only. I would never watch live TV. We call it cord cutting, not sure why BBC kikes are so shook.

RUUUUUULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAAAAAAVES

>>513117651
They rely on this for a source of income. Their only other main income source is selling their content to other countries, like BBC America.

>>513116591
New York city has a higher population you dumb nigger, if they dont, GB is lying.

>>513114392 (OP)
Imagine watching da BBC without a licence.

We also have a TV licence. I've never paid it. I just burn the letters.
After covid everyone turned against the state media and their audience fell 30% after 2022. Nobody I know pays the licence fee.
They haven't sent me a letter since 2023. So many people don't pay that I think they have given up

>>513114473
>>513114413
>>513114392 (OP)
Write back that disturbing your peace will result in a $10,000,000 fine and that they are trespassed from your property

Actually fill out the trespassing shit with the police, and get a restraining order from the courts. You could probably use this stalkerish threatening letter as evidence.

If they actually do come, send them some kind of debt notice, sue them, or kill their kids or something

>>513117337
They are going to investigate, just not very hard. If you're stupid enough to tell them to fuck off while admitting you use their services, you're going to get a bailiff at the door. Jeets can't really do that. Used to be more clear cut when everything was terrestrial TV.

>>513117783
>New York city has a higher population you dumb nigger
In that case everyone must have at least 3 or 4 houses, holy shit bongs must all be loaded.

>>513118106
I did that

Man when that 15 year old girl was about to be raped I said

LOOK AM MAKING A BIG FUCKING CRIME ARREST ME FOR IT

they shrugged and the girl got raped

>>513117782
>BBC America
America is BBC.

>>513114392 (OP)
You thought you could get away without paying the tv loicense, foolish mistake. So what if your nan was robbed by migrants, pay the tax!

>>513118106
>They are going to investigate, just not very hard. If you're stupid enough to tell them to fuck off while admitting you use their services, you're going to get a bailiff at the door. Jeets can't really do that. Used to be more clear cut when everything was terrestrial TV.
This is no different then claiming "bad things will happen to you if you give the jeet scammer your SSN and credit card number". In other words, they can't do shit unless you let them.

>>513114413
Well they didn't say you couldn't record their programme(s) using Super 8 film and an cassette recorder synced up...

>>513114392 (OP)
>>513114413
>>513114473
How are they gonna prove you're actually watching bbc.

>>513118574
Yeah pretty much. "TV detector vans" have been a running joke for at least 50 years.
They did used to be a real thing when all TV was BBC and if you owned a set you could fucking afford to pay for the broadcast equipment maintenance.

>>513119057
Yes they did. "Any device".

>>513119286
They don't need to. The whole thing is a holdover from when BBC was maintaining the entire broadcast network.

>>513119467
So you can just tell them to go pound sand, that's oddly based coming from the uk.

>>513115215
>without repercussions
They fine you if they see an antenna or a TV when you open the door.
Yes, the UK is a cucked shithole full of worthless npcs, I´ve lived there, I would know.

>>513119651
>They fine you if they see an antenna or a TV when you open the door.
Fucking bullshit, fuck off meme flag

>>513114413
6 GBP per week!! At least you can opt out, here the propaganda station is tax funded.

>>513119529
They'll roll it up into general taxation same as everyone else soon enough.

>bongs have to pay money to look at BBC
>will still claim americans are the true nigger worshipers

>legal occupier
They won't do shit

I haven't paid this shit for over 20yrs. Get letters every few months but I've only had 1 visit in that time, they asked if they could come in to which I refused.
They asked why not? I said I don't want nonces in my house, lol'd at them and closed the door very slowly on them. I could see them getting in their little van so I waved to them from my living room window.

>>513119899
Yeah probably I don't even wanna know what drivel our state channel is pushing nowadays.

>>513115035
That's a kike, look how it's also rubbing its hands at the end.

>>513117788
That faggot is feeling the BBC on his butt crack.

>>513114392 (OP)
the brits wanna make you pay to be spyed on.
if you abide by their faggotry tv.
just remember to cover the tv itself full of aluminium foil and don´t even turn it on.
they wanna use the radiofrequency from tv, for area monitoring, the same way they did in batman movies. it appear they are not doing it in the uk with wifi, but with tv signals.

>>513119802
>Fucking bullshit

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/feb/29/tv-licence-fee-scandal-1000-people-week-casually-criminalised

>>513117736
The airwaves

>>513114596
i recognize the hand rubing behavior.
the nose surgery cannot get rid of it´s size entirely and it still goes down.
the hair over the forehead to hide it´s inclination and jewish origins.
hair over the ears to hide ears level bellow eye level.
every jewish woman will have shorter hair, it´s like a curse, because if they get longer hair, they all appear to be looking witches from old movies.
all this along the cursed amulets and rings that they all use, to recognize each other and recognize their ritual levels of child murdering to moloch.
all those on the stage are trannies, they are using the nigger, as thermometer to know if their wicked jewish magic of trannyfication is strong enough to fool at nigger, who has strong lust to females, managing to fool at nigger to lust for a male is a triumph for jews and a serve a purpose of thermometer of the success of their wicked trans-gendering magic.

>>513118083
>Kill their kids or something
The most effective actions if you can avoid being foundout.
As long as they know why.

>>513114392 (OP)
>>513114413
>>513114473
A paid license for a TV? What kind of stupid crap is that? What kind of stupid country is this?

JESUS

>>513114392 (OP)
Kek

>>513114392 (OP)
>>513114413
>>513114473
Its over, it was nice knowing you. Off to TV prison for you now. Don't worry the pakis and gypsies will keep the country safe while you sit out your punishment.

>>513119467
>es they did. "Any device".
Classify human brains as biological computer
Collect fines for people remembering shows

>>513114413
How Capita think anyone could mistake that for a legal letter is quite funny. Jane Jeffers doesn't exist btw.
If the cost of the BBC is ridiculous nonsense like this its not worth it.

>>513114413
>£6 a week
>For Cash in the attic and Homes under the Hammer

Lol, lmao even! I'd rather just go charity shop and buy a couple DVD's a month for that shit

Oh wait, maybe I can enjoy Gary Wankface Salt & Lineker for million quid a year, and DOCTOR WUZ

>>513114413
Write below the line, assert dominance.

>>513124922
Every BBC show, as far as I can tell, is just wall to wall noggery now.

>>513114413
Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the airwaves!
Britons ever, ever, shall be slaves!

>>513124523
>Classify human brains as biological computer
Don't need to, that's just you watching which is right there ahead of recording.

Why can't they just fund BBC with taxes? What's the purpose of this retarded circus? To annoy people into abolishing it entirely?

suppose you view a BBC video that's being shown by a third party? like a clip on youtube of a bbc report.
or if it's a video where someone is discussing something on a bbc vid and shows excerpts?

>>513114473
>>513114413
Do not pay for a TV license, and do not tell them that you don’t need one.
Do nothing.

You were sent an automated letter, they don’t have enough enforcement officers to go to every address without a registered TV license. Even if they did visit you, you can just ignore the front door. They’re not the police.

Long story short: Do nothing.
Don’t talk to them, don’t move your tv to the attic, don’t email them, don’t answer your door to them. Leave your aerial unplugged on your TV and use the TV for internet streaming only. Do not stream BBC at all. It’s shit anyway.

This is a scam to get you to pay £6 a week. Make no mistake, that is £306 every year. £3,060 every ten years, and roughly £12,000 if you pay for 40 years. That’s a brand new car.

The UK government arent making enough revenue off their tv licensing scam so they’ve increased the amount of hassle letters to try and make the revenue stream go up. Literally just ignore them and they will eventually stop bothering you.
Unless they can prove that you’ve been watching BBC or UK tv channels, you have nothing to worry about.

>>513117000
What led to this? Outside of charging 6 pounds to legally watch TV. who fucked up and showed the world British TV live to the point everyone needs to pay for it.

Have British jews become so used to cable subscription payments that restreaming killed their business?

>>513114413
Tell them they need to delete their 32 million database records because there's a drought going on.

>>513125443
No. YouTube clips do not count.
It strictly has to be either a UK tv channel or BBC through iplayer
They don’t have jurisdiction over anything else

>>513125486
>£12,000
>a brand new car
On what planet.

>>513114413
You can still use Netflix, YouTube, you can stream foxtel channels or stream international channels, all without a license. You can watch any media content from any other service including Amazon or Stan or anything. Just not BBC.
The £6 a week is for BBC and UK bollocks only.

It’s a complete and utter rip.
If you do talk to them, tell them to get fucked.

>>513125579
A brand new used car

>>513114596
SO

they're just showing uncensored vag on UK tv now.
Good to know when I never come to that island.

>>513114413
The UK government rips off its own population by scaring them into paying £3000 every ten years for a service they don’t need
With a population of 30 mill if even 10% of the population sign up that’s still 3 million people x £3000 every decade so they’re getting £9,000,000 every ten years for free just by sending out these letters
However, there are currently 23.8 million TV licences in force.
This means the UK government makes roughly £69,000,000 every ten years from the tv license scam.

The UK does not own the rights to the technological invention that is a television
You can still own a tv
You can actually own as many tvs as you want without a tv license how crazy is that
You could legally have 50 tvs in your house and not a single tv license if you really wanted to as long as you’re not watching top gear

>>513114413
>>513114473

It's an empty threat to be honest. Most people here tell them to fuck off, ignore the door being knocked or start fighting them (in the more Norf FC areas).

They very rarely push it knowing the public's at boiling point.

>>513114473
at the bottom is a top 20 ranking of the groups of foreigners in the uk

>>513114413
Nah, it can't be real.
Impossible to have this level of passive agressiveness in official letter.
No way, I don't belieb

>>513114392 (OP)
Who got the webm of the cop reaching through the mail slot and ready to climb though a window because dude didn't have a TV loisence?

>>513120496
its only gay if the balls touch

>>513114413
By its very nature this letter is predatory and misleading.
Implying you are on some sort of list in order to provoke panic in the reader is an abuse of public information such as address lists, and can be emotionally damaging.
They call it “enforcement” even though they’re not enforcing anything, because they have no proof of you commuting a crime. They should be called a television license investigator.
Calling it enforcement implies that you will be fined if you do not pay for the license, when that is not the case. A fine may only be issued if it can be proven you were consuming content you weren’t licensed to consume.
They say
>To stop this enforcement visit
And then immediately follow up by saying
>Ignore this letter and an officer MAY visit soon
So the person may or may not come at all, and may or may not have any power at all, and they know this.
They prey on people being naive, stupid and fearful.

>>513126424
Literally just don’t answer the door. Record them, and post them online.
People do walk of shame compilations and it’s the funniest shit you will ever see but it’s also completely pathetic

>>513114392 (OP)
65% of the BBC’s total income is through their extortion and fear campaign where they personally threaten people at their home address unless they pay for the license lol

They would actually fail as a profitable media company otherwise and are purely being held up by their mafia tactics

>>513114392 (OP)
oh are we talking lists again?

>>513114392 (OP)
Imagine making 4 billion dollars a year because your media company has personal ties to royal hierarchy and government so youre allowed to crack a deal where tv licenses are mandated and enforced at the company level breeding a media government hybrid that extorts its own population with psychological fear tactics for exorbitant fees under the threat of disguised enforcement
we are talking state sponsored conglomerate media mogul psychologically holding your population hostage in order to keep itself alive financially

>>513114413

>ugga-bugga..Me no speek binglish.

Pretend to be refugee and they leave you alone.

>>513117000
>We are carrying out an investigation of your address
They can’t do shit, burn all those letters, they’re junk

>>513114413
Send a letter to Jane asking if she's single, along with a dick pic.

>>513114392 (OP)
I've got three tellies and no TV licence and they never contact me because I don't watch TV.
Everything I watch is torrented and I don't download anything from the UK because it's fucking shit.
Could you not stop yourself from watching niggerball?

>>513114648
Holy cringe

Why


HHahahahhahahaahahhahaahahahahhaahhahahhahaahahah

This is a new level of humiliation

>>513117788
Is it gayer to rub his dick with your ass or turn around and sword fight?

>>513114535
>oo oo ah ahh me country bigger me better

Are muttoids devolving into apes in real time?

>>513125486

I own a property that is empty. I dont live there. Nobody lives there. I dont have a tv license there. Every 6 months or so I visit and collect the pile of junk mail which always includes a pile of these threatening letters. I informed them nobody lived there and said I’d let them know if ever someone does. That was 8 years ago.

>>513114413
£6/week? For such quality shows as Naked Attraction, Love Island, and the Great British Bakeoff?

Jesus
What a steal

>>513125515
>What led to this?
It's a relic of the last century https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom
Personally I haven't watched live British tv in over 15 years, it's mostly boomer tier Frankfurt miscegenation and seen as pretty uncool to literally pay pedos to feed you propaganda, one guy at my work regularly gets mocked for being a normie and watching EastEnders, saying someone has a tv license is a way of jokingly calling someone an uninformed retard at my job because their world views are completely different to reality.

>>513114392 (OP)
shit son, close your windows (they climb in) kill your doorbell, muzzle your mutt. prepare to be savaged by fat men in ties.

>>513127877
that doctor who episode is like 10 years old