Thread 513118229

Roads?! Where we're going we don't need roads...

>>513118229 (OP)
RIP RuffRider909, you will forever be missed.

>>513118229 (OP)
How it feels to chew 5 gums.

>>513118229 (OP)
gone how they lived, fast.
(RIP)

>FUCK YOU BIKER CHADS!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!! I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN THE DUST!!!
>NO FUCK YOU YOU CAR LOSER WE'RE FASTER THAN YOU!!! PREPARE TO EAT DUST LOSER!!!
>RAGH WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING FASTER THAN ME ON MY ROAD I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE COOLEST GUY HERE IT MAKES ME ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE GOES FAST WHO ISNT ME!!!!!

>June 6th, 2024
why should I care for something over a year ago? Did the people on the motorcycle die and this is from court evidence?

>>513118918
all the bikers survived
the tesla driver died due to nerve gas exposure

>>513118918
someone literally gives everything to perform a great show, and you? you complain.
(I'm sorry..., RIP again!)

i get real fuckin tired of all the assholes and just straight up apes driving around on the road all distracted and fat
but at the end of the day its best to just let it go

>>513118229 (OP)
Tesla wins with a FATALITY! KO

I hate bikers so much is unreal

>>513118229 (OP)
I don't understand why everyone wants to drive so fast. I mean, I ride downhill on a bike and I feel like my reaction time becomes extremely tight. I can't see any benefit to hooning down a busy road. We all know what happens to people who do that. I mean the fucking car/motorbike is driving for you, so just slow the fuck down. Why are you going so fast? It's no effort to just stay at a safe speed.

>>513120336
Every time I see a road crayon, I pray that it is a woman

>>513120473
I'm convinced they've never actually done anything in their lives whilst fully understanding what it is. How does a grown man not understand physics of water on an overflowing river? He must have gone through life absolutely ignorant and just copied behaviors.

>>513118229 (OP)
No roads, just open sea

>>513118229 (OP)
It's a feel good story with a happy ending.

>>513119600
based
>>513120815
based

whats up with bikefags and why do they like dying so much??

>>513120906
Poor guy that got rear ended probably had some minor whiplash.

>>513118691
lmao

>>513118229 (OP)
>swerve in and out of traffic going 130mph even through construction and school zones
>cut you off constantly with no signals
>sperg and and shit and piss themselves the second you do anything they perceive hurts their fragile small penis ego

>>513120906
9/10 would have been better to see the retard's corpse

>>513120815
What should happen to every female streamer

>>513118229 (OP)

> do not make peace with evil

> destroy it

>>513120473
Is he okay?

>>513118229 (OP)
Thoughts and prayers.

>>513119600
The US has the most dangerous road of any developed country. I think it has a lot to do with mass adoption of automatic gearboxes.

>>513120815
women are retarded

>>513120473
They're not human. Why did it not even turn the wheel at all? They're NOT human

>>513120526
You must have country lanes in New Zealand? Something about those narrow windy road just makes you want to go fast.

>>513118229 (OP)
directed by michael bay

>>513119600
You do NOT fuck with Randy.

>>513120815
Pirates have all the fun

>>513118229 (OP)
>make lots of pointless noise
>dies
>people are relieved
Finally I can hear myself think again.

>>513118229 (OP)
Bikers are retards, nothing new and the explosion is spectacular but is overtaking in the right lane legal in murrica?

I was out riding offroad with some /k/ommandos and I launched off a big dirt hill, flew off my bike, and broke 9 bones. The greatest disappointment of it all was finding out the next day that my shoulder camera had died a few minutes before my fuckup, preventing me from starring in 2019 DIRT BIKE EPIC WIN/FAIL COMPILATION youtube videos and /wsg/ retard threads.

>>513121986
it wasn't a train this time huh

>>513120336
Guys like that drive their cars the same way they drive the bikes.
It's not the equipment, it's the tool ruining it for everyone.

>>513118229 (OP)
>brown skin
They can't do anything right.

>>513120336
same bro same

>>513118229 (OP)
You can clearly tell it was a bunch of cocky spics too. I feel like they ride those types of motorcycles the most.

>>513118229 (OP)
LOL
BIKE LIVES SPLATTER

>>513118229 (OP)
Hell indeed has no need for roads

>>513121841
The list is long. Seatbelt laws didn't help.

>>513119600

Its absolutely brutal the stupid loud bukes and shitty dodges. The FAT Mexican women are even worse with their shitty cars and music.

I just do my thing in the left lane waiting to see a shit show unfold while hoping an innocent does not get injured.

The main worry on my end is I know for a fact they do not have any insurance.

>>513120526
It's one thing to drive fast when you are in full control of all the variables. When there's a fuckton of traffic around doing ANYTHING other than driving straight at a constant speed is rolling a dice.
By the way can someone QRD me on "break checking"? Just... for what reasons? Are there any specific things that trigger that reaction?

>>513122282
That's a double pace line. The one that got hit by the bus was WAY out of line. That's just shitty riding.

THEY DIDNT RIDE SO GOOD!

>>513118229 (OP)
why is the video on the screen stuttering like something is working in the background taking up system resources? What even is that? Why is it running like unreal engine for a video file?

>>513118229 (OP)
Next time he will ride safer

>>513118489
>RuffRider909
This guy Inland Empires.

>>513118489
Get real. They both survived.

>>513122627
Brake checking is a technique used in insurance fraud schemes, and used by people who are pissed off and want to retaliate against someone behind them.
The guy who hits you from behind is at fault by default, as far as insurers are concerned.
That's because he should be looking ahead and braking in time.
Tailgaters are too close to react in time so they tend to hit you even if they brake.

>>513122604
What a faggot! Take responsibility for your own shitty driving instead of blaming woman.

>>513122627
Break checking, is specifically done by niggers and spics when they can't deal with the fact that there are other drivers on the road and can't possibly fathom the idea of slowing down to let traffic pass over. I have only been break checked twice in my life. The first time was some spic faggot who thought he was in a Fast and Furious movie. The second, was a nigger who was rushing on his way to work because his nigger ass was probably on thin ice to begin with. Both were pussies because 90% of break checkers do it when they know they won't have to confront the one they checked at a red light.

TLDR: Break checking is for faggot Vin Diesel wannabes

>>513118229 (OP)
Black guys can't ride motorbikes. They don't have the mental focus for it. They all die.

>>513120073
Bicyclist/biker here
I have to agree with your response
That driver may have been being a bit reckless(passing using shoulder on right) but that butthurt faggot CHASING him down, accelerating past safe limits while carrying a passenger and getting them both killed absolutely deserved it
I feel bad for his lady though, she deserved better than to end up with a piece of shit like that, when I first started riding I wouldn't let my wife ride with me at all because I just couldn't bear the risk or idea of her getting hurt because there is no protection in those things, you are the windshield lol

Now if she rides with me I am overtly cautious, I go as slow as legally possible and avoid heavy traffic, I will even stop off the side if I think drivers are being reckless and she is riding with me.

That man put his personal pride over the Law and over his passengers Safety
Fuck him

>>513118229 (OP)
>DON'T EVER PASS M- ACK

>>513118229 (OP)
Fuuuuck yes. I hate cyclists so much its unreal.

>>513123415
instant karma

>>513118691
What flag is that?

>>513123544
>amerimutt AND mobilefag

>>513120815
>has Greece story on IG

>>513120336
These aren't "bikers".
Bikers were feared.
These faggots are whiny, piss-baby cunts.
Fake-ass tough guys. All raised by single women, no doubt.

>>513118229 (OP)
i love rubbing one out to this one
TOTAL BIKENIGGER DEATH

>>513123840
I pray for his speedy recovery

>>513120336
TOTAL BIKENIGGER DEATH

>>513121841
I wonder what it could be
Must be the automatic gearboxes

>>513118229 (OP)
This is now a cyclist hate thread

>>513118691
spbp

>>513123840
>banana leaf for the decapitated head

>>513123415
At least he was wearing a helmet. Many years back bikers in my state used to rally and organize to have helmet laws eliminated. They succeeded.

I never understood that kind of retardation.

>>513124075
why is math so racist? Every dataset that includes niggers proves their niggery ways

>>513123089
Really? Or are you just saying that.

>>513118229 (OP)
100% deserved. Bikeniggers are the worst.

>>513122140
It isn’t legal but it is not uncommon to pass on the right. It is not a commonly enforced rule.

>>513123840
>muh feared bikers
no one ever feared you boomer faggot

>>513118229 (OP)
>BE RETARD AND SHOW MIDDLE FINGER WHILE DRIVING AT HIGH SPEED
>CRASH AND EXPLODE
>DIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>513124164
bikers are niggers of all niggers. they disturb my peace and quiet so fuck em

>>513118229 (OP)
lmao

>>513124444
Same. They were reckless and didn't care for the safety of anyone else around them and tempted the devil, and God went: "Yeah ok, they deserve it."

Probably.

>>513124263
>At least he was wearing a helmet
Helmets are truly masturbatory, safety-conscious humans don't ride motorcycles.

>>513118691
Stimulate your senses

>>513122282
kek

>>513124263
I usually gave 2-3 die in my ICU every month from not wearing a helmet, usually 4-6 per month during the summer.

>>513124747
My point is that this is natural selection.
They were so fucking stupid that instead of focusing on road they were thinking they are cool and were showing middle fingers on camera and then they die.

I don't mind bikes but if there are people on it like this fucking braindeads it's purely their problem if they end up like this.

>>513124541
For you, sir

>>513124444
>be motorcyclist filled with hate
>"I got an idea, why don't I express my hate by making people hate me?"
>does the most justifiably hateable thing
>dies
>nobody cares about your death because you made them hate you
Was getting caught part of his master plan?

>>513121986
why is the guy in front's back so big

>>513118229 (OP)
ACK!

>>513124916
Who do you think invented natural selection? Hint: not Charles Darwin.
And yes, I agree that if one fucks around, they will and should find out.

>>513118489
F RUFFRIDER909

>>513124934
>yes, along with crashing this motorcycle

>>513120815
ppl saying 'Based' and such shit don't understand women. this is HER fetish. The boat dude has wasted a significant amount of time and energy to rig this dumb bitch up there.

>>513124934
Yup.

>>513124956
Inbreeding

>>513124923
Needs Benny Hill music.

>>513125063
At least he was wearing a helmet, amirite??

>>513119600
Was that an attempted insurance scam gone wrong?

>>513124923
Fantastic WebM

>>513122218
When you choose to ride a motorcycle in public you deserve what comes. THEY made the decision to drive an inferior mode of transport so they can larp as a cool guy. Motorcyclist and regular cyclists are subhumans

this is a high quality thread

>>513123840
Thanks. I'll never get on a motorbike now.

>>513125323
>Motorcyclist and regular cyclists are subhumans
Correct. Either they receive no attention as youngsters or were bullied incessantly.

>>513122282
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>513125063
>karma shirt
Beautiful

>>513119600
Based. Calm, cool, collected "not my problem" haver.

>>513120815
I was waiting for her to start pissing. Disappointed now.

>>513125449
Hopefully this white nigger is in jail for life. What the fuck man.

>>513119600
Man never dropped his brownie. This guy fucks

>>513120526
The benefit is feeding my body dopamine and keeping my death drive entertained. Playing the real game of life for a few minutes at a time.

>>513125667
I was waiting for the cables to snap.

>>513119600
NOW THAT IS AN AMERICAN! Kek he finishes his burger or whatever. This is beautiful

>>513123415
lol what the fuck. Did the dude think he was playing Road Rash?

>>513125449
>adult temper tantrum turns battery
Yeah thats cyclists to a tee

>>513123415
Looks like the lowest IQ insurance scam ever.

>>513125670
https://klg.aif.ru/incidents/policiya_nashla_muzhchinu_izbivshego_ohrannika_magazina_na_ul_krasnoselskoy
>During all this time, no one went to the guard to help him somehow. Instead, one of the buyers tried to calm the evil cyclist.

>According to the local agency "Klops", the beaten man was taken to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with a double open fracture of his lower jaw.

>>513123089
Getting really sick of these stories with bad endings famalam. Unless the twist is that they survived but are permanently mutilated.

>>513126059
No fucking way at all they lived, anon, no way.

>>513124848
Did that dog just intentionally use the cross walk? What a good boy

>>513121756
Drowned, found him 1km downstream if I recall correctly.

>>513125449
me doing groceries during covid

>>513118691
Honorary

>>513120336
they're even a problem in japan so it really is just an error in the male brain that produces these shitheads

>>513126344
During that whole only one woman got bitchy with me and tried to cause trouble she made a scene, but I threw money down and took my item and left. The whole store acted like I just landed from space. No one said shit to me after that.

>>513124956
It isn't.
He's wearing a loose shirt that is catching wind.
Stop being retarded.

>>513120526
Low T post. Hit the gym and get a cat. Embrace risky behaviour.

>>513118229 (OP)
If hadn't done the flipoff..

>>513118727
The only way is not to play, dont fuck with road games, trust me.

>>513121986
Freddy mercury driving.

>>513118727
Haha

>>513118691
Old school joke

>>513125119
>>513125119
>he doesn't have a whore pulley at the ready at all times
ngmi

>>513126022
>slav

Now it makes sense

>>513124218
Couldn't find a Tesco bag.

>>513119967
/thread

>>513120526
Because race car is a meme, and it's true.
>gas the bikes, race car now

>>513125063
Amazing he's still alive and moving.

>>513124957
>>513125063
>>513125458
>>513127688

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>>513127242
basic bitch reply

>>513123544
>summer just checked in

>>513118691
SHERPAD.COM

>>513124957
Should have worn his foot helmets.

>>513128242
Basic cunt reply^

>>513122140
>but is overtaking in the right lane legal in murrica?
It depends on what state you're in. In general, it is legal if using good judgement, which the biker isn't

https://www.mwl-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/KEEP-RIGHT-TRAFFIC-LAWS-IN-ALL-50-STATES-CHART-00220034x9EBBF.pdf

>and the explosion is spectacular
Yeah it's like the movies. Wish this dashcam was a high speed camera so we could see exactly what happened, I guess the fuel tank got smashed, it squished out and atomized the fuel, and a spark lit it up.

>>513119967
sadly necessary in places like Eurostan, so the secret police don't catch you uploading original videos

>>513128110
his bone is sticking out of his leg and shes asking ARE YOU OKAY???

>>513118691
Winrar

>>513120780
>but it works in muh Bollywood films
you'd be amazed how utterly retarded jeets and women can be

>>513127228
more like Freddy Saarcurry

>>513128110
Post a webm you fuckin data mining kike faggot

>>513124923
>THEY SEEKS A ROUND 2
LMFAO

>>513125270
No just some fuck attempting to merge and cut the guy off because MuH lEfT lAnE Is GoInG fASTeR at the moment.
The driver that pit maneuvered was an ex cop or something iirc but its a good example of entitled drivers.
Worst part is if you rearebd somebody youre always at fault. So hope the dude got away with it because black dodge was a cunt for doig that shit.

>>513123840
>>513125355
He survived.

>>513120336
holy fucking esl. one of the most common phrases on this board and you still fuck it up. learn english

>>513118727
Look like the car was the cooler one in the end. Those bikers got pretty hot.

>>513118229 (OP)
Tesla driver should hang, too.
Biker already ded, so no need for a rope for him. A rope which he would've faced also.
Their brain dead idiocy recklessly and unnecessarily endangered to lives of many other people in their vicinity without their ability to give consent.
Tesla and biker deserve to hang both.

>>513129872
solly
i hate bikers so much isn't unreal

>>513129551

you need it with full sound

/wsg/ will ban me if i post it there

>>513123840
Thank God he was wearing a helmet!

>>513122627
it's when you check if anything could potentially "break" while you're driving. preventative measure

>>513119600
Fat fuck should've been charged with manslaughter at least.
Deserves to hang on several heavy duty ropes also.
Imagine if the 180 truck caused a chain reaction accident.
There's so place for people like this in the world.
Black truck driver should've also had his license revoked for several lifetimes as well as a sentence to about 10,000 hours of community service.

>>513119600
I have seen this dozens of times and I am just so impressed with his one handed PIT maneuver
And how causal
10/10
>oh you’re gonna be a reckless dangerous driver eh? Have fun buying a new truck asshole
>hmmm doughnuts

>>513123544
wasted get on a nigger who does not know nipples, an hero

>>513130438
don't fuck with the gigachud

>>513121841
Yeah, and brits are a bunch of faggots obsessed with America

>>513124923
Do people in Brazil just know crime is happening because a few of those vehicles definitely crashed into the robbers a couple of times on purpose I mean that second one I think he full on swerves into the thief’s. Always good to see people playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. Also that guy who fired first out of the car, first shot head shot, I guess he kept firing because he was nervous but yeah “blam!” And that first flash caught dude right in the face.

>>513122282
CUMMIN THROUGH
boop*
>get hit by a bus going full speed
>live
Rude bike guy is very lucky

>>513123050
What happened to San Bernardino is horrid
When I was a child it was nice place, the carousel mall was like a retro wave dream you would see in old movies
Not anymore
I hate kikes so much it’s unreal

>>513118229 (OP)
What's a shit hole country

>>513118229 (OP)
based, rest in piss cool guy
fuck motorcyclefags

>>513123840
HEADSHOT

>>513120815
This is known as the swashbuckler sex-swing.

>>513124923
I do like how Brazil seems to have a collective unspoken understanding that two men on a motorcycle at night are just automatically thieves and the best solution is to hit them with your car.

>>513123840
>The guys with the bags and the plantain leaf.
QUICK
WE CAN SAVE HIM
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

>>513118727
its really stupid but if you dont drive like an asshole you get to places a lot slower sometimes because of all the people who do and cut you off. at least around here.
i mainly just dont let people cut me off but sometimes cut through traffic because of fucking idiots going below the speed limit in the passing lane forever

>>513130973
>a few of those vehicles definitely crashed into the robbers a couple of times on purpose
all of them were on purpose, these are common enough around here that it's clear as day when a robbery of this kind is happening to someone. not to mention most of them have their hands up

>>513121841
ITS BECAUSE WE LITERALLY CANNOT GO ANYWHERE OR DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FUCKING DRIVING
no matter how unskilled you are, or how tired you are, or just pissed off and stressed out you are, you cant fucking go to work or the grocery without driving a fucking car. so everyone just becomes desensitized to the idea of driving unsafely because they have to all the fucking time
the only reason we have accepted this lifestyle is because subhuman brown people will literally murder us just by having to be around them all the time if we dont live like this, so we accept the similar likelihood of being killed in car accidents instead

>>513118229 (OP)
bike cucks will never learn

>>513130318
It was the truck driver's fault 100%.

>>513130973
When you live in a country where these types of motorcycle carjackings are common, you learn how to spot them easily.

I live in LA and drive a sedan. I'm worried that with the number of shitskinned children riding around on e-bikes, this type of crime will become more common. I need to upgrade my car to a high-riding, lifted truck on 37s. Not for towing or offroading, but because I need to be able to easily run these people over in case I'm ever in this situation or see it happening to someone else. Remember kids: under the wheels, not over the hood. You won't always have a running start so make sure you can crush 'em good.

>>513122140
>but is overtaking in the right lane legal in murrica?
It is in most low IQ countries, so yes.

>>513130318
the other guy got into the non passing lane in an attempt to pass a guy who was already at less than a safe distance because if you arent practically bumper to bumper in florida some stupid nigger piece of shit driver behind you WILL get mad and think you're the reason they waste so much of their life in traffic and will attempt to cut you and you alone off just to then ride the bumper of the person in front of you and then try to do the same to them, never actually getting anywhere and just creating less safe driving conditions by tailgating and making other people defensively tailgate so that they wont get cut off by a fucking nigger like this
dont fuck with florida drivers we're a bunch of fucking psychopaths

>>513118691
Nominated for comment of the year

>>513133429
Bro thats so fucked im scare

>>513122282
Biker had it coming.
Manslaughter by bus driver, however. Didn't keep a wide enough margin for a safe overtaking.
Yes, it's the bus drivers fault. He is piloting a several ton heavy projectile moving through the air.

>>513125667
Best I can do.

>>513120473
its crazy how they dont recognize danger at all, nor when things are starting to go sideways, and then dont even react as harm is being done. like the videos of the few that werent immediately killed by a train, laying there missing half their bodies but dont even look a bit concerned. The craziest part is that could be an admirable trait if it werent the result of untold levels of vapidness.

>>513118691
>omg he said le jewish marketing joke so heckin based
This place is dead

>>513123544

This one

>>513118727
yep they're all cringe but only 1 driver is dead.

>>513133903
>maaaaan, I sure do hate when people have fun
>they should stop that

>>513118691
kek

>>513122282
and this. they all watched that guy get creamed and no reaction until they are about to crash themselves and then the only reaction is try not to crash. empty inside.

>>513130859
>obsessed!!!!
an outdated ass meme from coping mutts
in reality its mutts who are obsessed with britain, constantly posting threads about us out of nowhere

>>513042305

and we have these threads every day from you guys
tell me this isnt complete an utter obsession, pathetic mutt bitch

>>513125119
not incorrect

>>513133558
according to laws and insurance. in reality anyone that is in an accident is to blame for that accident. if those bikers were aware of their surroundings instead of being so busy sniffing each others farts it wouldnt have happened.

>>513123840
dam son

>>513118727
>CAGERRRR!!! GET FU-*kabooom*

>>513133429
>in the picture for like 2 frames
>blew up the car too
how fucking fast was that nigger going

>>513125323
And you're God huh?
We had all better bow down to you.

>>513123415
I 100% understand what happened inside the mind of the car driver when he is stopping then driving on.
>he kicked me, the son of a bitch, but he's on a bike, I can't catch him he'll get away
>oh he fell, he can't run now, I can stop and beat him up
>ooooh, that looks like it may be some serious injury. If I stop I have to help so I'll just pretend I didn't see him

>>513119600
I like the replies to this webm guessing the which food it is. So far we have
>brownie
>burger
>doughnut

>>513118691
kek

>>513124075
>Asian is the lowest
Mfw I read that graph
Must be males only
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuaPZWkvZ0&pp=

>>513125449
I mean... in a remotely just society, the biker would face the death penalty without any lengthy imprisonment.

>>513129743
kek

>>513124444
Well witness Serbian schadenfreude

>>513123840
how did his head just get removed like that?

>>513118691
kek, on a side not, I was at a bbq and I was impressing everyone with my knowledge of other countries flags, and it dawned on me that I have /pol/ to thank for that!

>>513119600
Why doesn't tubby just let the guy in

>>513120815
Yachta Pinata

>>513124848
WHY THE FUCK DID HE CHANGE LANES INTO THE STOPPED VEHICLE!?
He just needed to go straight

>>513135087
because half the drivers around here do this so if you let them all pass you dont fucking get anywhere

>>513119600
The true American Psycho

>>513125063
>shirt
>karma
oh my oh my

>>513118229 (OP)
>European flag
>posts from a russnigger page
typical /pol/

>>513120815
I will never understand people.

>>513118691
If I made this exact post I'd get no replies, it's not even that funny, are you proxy samefagging

>>513125063
That’s gotta be rough, knowing full well you are dying, looking down and seeing only 1/3 of yourself remains
And yet you will live in agony and horror for many minutes as you slowly go into shock, exsanguinate and then fade to black

>>513130318
This explains so much about Germany.
They'll opine endlessly about things they know nothing about, while being wrong.

Like their Ukraine noise coupled with still only buying Russian fossil fuels

>>513133687
Gross and jewish

>>513118229 (OP)
They always deserve it

>>513134081
Kek

>>513135582
lmao
Shut up, brainlet.
And don't you post any more.
Post WW2 prosperity of the US was founded mostly by paperclipped Germans.

>>513119600
You can see him smiling before ramming the truck, what an ass.

>>513134213
Stop arguing with the brown things Nigel

>>513123840
Don't touch him, his neck may be broken!

>>513133429
Man I hope no one was in the passenger seat

>>513120526
Lemme tell you, slowcommuterbro, being fast is not just a skill or a mindset or a way of life, it's a state of being. Practical real-world speed is similar to being a gigachad; people gawk at you in awe when you deliver.
And being fast is not just about WWE-stomping the gas pedal. Any ol nigga can do that (and spin out into the curb).
When I drive, I manage my pace so that anyone I do pass doesn't pass me again – achieving that while not breaking the speed limit (too much) is the test criterion for not being a retarded speeder

Suppose you're supposed to go 80 miles at 80 mph and you go 100 mph: you've saved 12 minutes.
Suppose you go 60 mph instead: you've lost 20 minutes.
Speeding gets into diminishing returns at highway speeds, and the first red light will wipe out your timesave if you don't manage to catch a green wave or don't know alternate alleys that are situationally faster than waiting at the red light.

If you're going on a 30-minute highway trip and there's a construction zone in the middle of your route where they reduce the highway from 80 down to 40, if you go 10 over normally and then pass the roadworks at 20 over, guys holding the 40 mph limit will not catch up to you when they go 20 over after the roadworks.

That is how I put people in awe with my driving. When I carpool people around town, they praise how safe and considerate of a driver I am, how I make room for mergers, how I gently work the engine... They don't know the horrors I subject my vehicle to on the highway.
But when I'm wanted in another city, I tell 'em "I'll be there", and when I arrive, they shrink back in fear
"How are you already here anon"
On the routes I know, I consistently do 2-hour drives in 1:30. I also change my oil and coolant at half intervals

>>513120473
>when the poo gets flushed

Captcha: K4RAJ
kek

>>513118229 (OP)
Honestly I feel like a couple charges should be placed on the driver. Wreckless endangerment, Involuntary Manslaughter, Failure to signal, improper lane usage

>>513127228
Freddy Mercury Poisoning.

>>513124164
looks like Krang escaped the niggerdome again!

>>513135060
F = M * A

>>513135904

this is a shitskin paki >>513134213
not a British man

>>513135493
>fade to black
>i was me but now he's gone

>>513130859
Typical usaxican "ignorance is our virtue" loser.

>>513135060
he got the speed bobbles. very saar, many such cases

>>513118229 (OP)
Nothing makes me harder than watching a bikerfaggot turn into a meat crayon.

>>513134081
>having fun is being a corporate shill
Die in a fire

>>513123840
The vast majority of bikers' heads do not pop off.

>>513126479
I had a lot more grief but very similar in that I kept doing it until they just threw up their hands

>>513135454
Shills who work for 5gum

>>513125449
Cyclist did nothing wrong
Fuck petty tyrants
No need to move the bike, faggot

>>513119600
defendable until the pink shirt guy pumps the acceleration at the :18-:19 second mark. possible time served for manslaughter all because he got pissed at the black truck wanting to merge without blinkers.

>>513123840
did he die?

>>513128110
Yeah and that’s why I don’t ride motorcycles
You can be doing nothing wrong and some chic, who also is doing nothing wrong, doesn’t see you when turning cause another car obscured her vision and
SNAP!!!
dead or crippled

>>513134366
If they took the lane completely, nobody would have gotten hurt. Dumbass cagers are making their own situations worse by making cyclists feel unsafe. If you imbecile fucktards gave cyclists adequate space when passing every time even when they stay on the shoulder and you technically could just squeeze past with barely any space, then cyclists wouldn't ever feel the need to ride in the middle of the lane to force you braindead faggots to pass in the adjacent lane.

>>513118727
Lmao I did this, me and a motorcycle were going 120. My radar detector went off and I slammed on the brakes. He thought he won and kept going, got pulled over.

>>513118229 (OP)
all motorcyclists are assholes

>>513129499
Is he trying to use the force on that chargin bovine?

>>513136977
Doing the Lords work anon.

>>513125449
don't touch a bike that is not yours and you'll be okay!

>>513122282
what is the aftermath? did they break every bone in their body? one guy got into the grass and seemed to be okay

>>513124218
Acts as camouflage when they throw it in the ditch.

>>513136343
Yeah ya got me

>>513130859
Nah. America's obsessed with Europe. They're incredibly angry at European nations, especially NATO ones.

>>513118229 (OP)
>be driving somewhere im not familiar with
>coming up on an exit i need to take in .3 miles
>turn on signal to get over but im about halfway behind the car next to me, probably in his blind spot
>slow down like 2mph to let him get forward and slink in
>guy behind me in the lane im trying to merge into starts aggresssively speeding up
> :)
>riding half way in between the lanes because hes right on me
>finally get in the lane i need to be in, see him throw his hands up mouthing "what the fuck"
>i mimic with a smile
>does it again even more angry
>i do it again but this time with jazz hands
>looks like hes about to pop a gasket
>i get on the exit and go about my day
i have no fucking clue what drives these retards to do the shit they do. Driving is as comfy as you wanna make it. i WILL do the speed limit with cruise control and i WILL get in my lane when you want to act like a nigger to get to the redlight .3 seconds before me
alternatively
>in bumper to bumper traffic
>always keep 4-5 car lengths open in front of me so that i can just let my car idle forward and i dont have to stop and go 20gorillion times while someone tries to sardine themselves in front of me and further tightens the accordion
>very often people ride my ass and visibly seethe that i am creating a gap that allows us to consistently crawl forward
road rage should be a secret part of driving tests that failing means youre never allowed to hold a license and have to take the bus with niggers where you belong.

i opened around 3 webms in this thread and then couldn't take it anymore

never getting on a motorbike
was actually planning to get my license
what the fuck
they should show this stuff when doing your theory, forced. only if you watch 10 webms you can get your motor license

>>513125449
anti-cyclists are WEAK af lmao

>>513124263
no one should be required to do anything "for their own safety", we are not children.
not wearing a helmet is retarded, but being against helmet laws is based, the less the control a government has the better.

American drivers are so unskilled compared to Indians

>>513120815
I spy an open C

>>513138181
if they were skilled they'd be orderly you filthy street shitter

>>513118229 (OP)
Bike fags get what they deserve for weaving in and out.

>>513132659
In America people would just drive on by or turn around back up and leave, or hell they even might just sit back and start filming it. Even the most decked out “2A 4 life!!!!” Stickered out Chevy or ford would drive off as quickly as possible. On the flip side, outside of the major cities u don’t really see this that much so I guess it would be a shock.

>>513123840
>they start packing him into a banana leaf
Good bbq tonight

>>513123415
Looks like the bike might have crushed his abdomen. Nigger is fucked.

>>513135304
Women aren’t people.

>>513137997
A police officer came into my school when we were around 16ish to talk road safety. He showed us loads of crash gore videos to spook us kek

>>513134759
Beef jerky obviously

>>513120815
Is this the implication Dennis was talking about?

>>513124923
Fucking kek

>>513123840
This nigga needs a body transplant quick

>>513124541
Mopeds and motorcycles were so annoying when I went to Turkey, revving obnoxiously at all hours of the day and night and trying to gun them down pedestrian walkways

>>513124923
instant justice is medicine for the soul

>>513118229 (OP)
Nothing of value was lost.

>>513118229 (OP)

Never ride with idiots. Shit like this is why morons think motorcycles are dangerous.

Did you notice how he was looking backwards while riding down the road?

I can't tell you how many times I see one of these indignant bikers turn around and throw their hands up while going 100+.

>>513124541
Ironically, biking was the only thing boomers could do right. They weren't obnoxious entitled fuckwits in bikes like today's gens.

>>513137078
It was a dumb woman who thought she was having her disney princess moment.

>>513135130

Not paying attention. I can't tell you how many guys start riding in street bikes and how many are over 20 when they start.

Start young (pre teens) and ride dirtbikes for 5 years before ever touching a street bike.

>>513124957
>>513124848
>>513123840
>>513123415

99% of all motorcycle crashes are self imposed and avoidable with self control and vigilance. If you're the type that can get on a Hayabusa and feel a "thrill" from it's acceleration rather than emotionless laser focus, get the fuck off and do some maturing. Its annoying how many of these beta faggots think it's inherently dangerous when the user is killing themselves with their ignorant behavior. It's like how liberals think guns are inherently dangerous.


>>513124164
See why helmets are necessary?

>>513135087
No blinker. Also he's trying to squeeze into the smallest space his truck can even fit, expecting you to slow down for him. What if the car in front has to slam the brakes for something neither of you can see?

>>513119600
I'd rather get into an accident and risk somebody's life as well as his own and let go of his fucking ego. Execution of him and is offspring and his mates which probably isn't too many

>>513123348
>>513141904
He'd*

Ride the whip, get split!

>>513118229 (OP)
bikefags are almost as mentally ill as petfags

>>513129718
every driver on this video is a cunt
they can block highways like that for hours driving same speed next to each other

>>513118691
God dammit kek

>>513141665
They would potentially have a lesser accident than the one he caused by failing to avoid it. Do you not understand avoiding an accident is better?

Also do you fucking morons not understand the concept of liability? Even if another driver is driving in a way that could cause an accident, you refusing to avoid the accident makes you liable.

>>513119600
This really gives credence to the sub sapience/drone theory. 80% of Whites are just thoughtless npcs who fill the background. They're filler.

>>513123840
Imagine your lighter not working because you dropped it into someone's fresh gore attached to their severed head. (10sec mark)

>>513119600
What's funny about this video is no one mentioned his race. If this was a nigger, every comment would be "niggers are (insert insult/stereotype)".

>>513132631
I live in a very aggressive city and used to drive like an absolute bastard. You save virtually zero time, shaving 2 minutes off a 30 minute drive.

I mean if you are between cities you can get there twice as fast at twice the speed, but that’s only between the very outer limits.

It’s just not worth it. Leave two minutes earlier.

>>513123840
>Fake-ass tough guys. All raised by single women,
Kill all fatherless males. They behave like niggers, spics and jews (all mostly fatherless subhumans).

>>513122604
>I just do my thing in the left lane
nigger tier driving. the left lane is a passing lane. you are always supposed to return to the rightmost lane available (there is sufficient distance available to prevent "weaving")
if a faster vehicle in the left lane has to slow down for you, or worse: pass on the right - you fucked up.

niggerfied Americans believe that the leftmost lane on highways are "the fast lane" and feel entitled to an unimpeded travel if they maintain their personal idea of "fast enough", 5-10mph over the posted limit, usually.

see also: Americans no longer understand pedestrian traffic (if accommodations are equal on either side of a road) should oppose vehicle traffic. This is also the source of conflict on pedestrian paths shared with bicycles where idiots pedestrians that think
>hurhur I go on right like car
get annoyed at bicycles weaving around them from behind.

>>513119600
Based fucking fat Chad

>>513134496
>>513136016

https://www.wafb.com/2025/02/27/lsu-student-among-2-dead-after-crash-campus/

You can see the gas literally come thru the inside of the vehicle and exit the drivers window before it ignited.

>>513130438
The truck in front pit’d himself. Fattie was just not going to be pushed off a fucking bridge.

>>513125449
Dude is clearly just riding a bike because his car has a breathalyzer.

>>513126479
Wasn’t so bad here.
>they ask me to put on a mask
>i tell them i am exempt
>they pretend to not hear me from 6 feet away
>i cup my hands over my mouth and yell loud enough the stockers in the back can hear me
>I. AM. EXEMPT.
>they just sort of walk away
nobody ever clapped, but sometimes others would take off their masks

>>513122627
People with extreme ego think that it’s unacceptable for cars to be too close to them on the road. They will claim it is “unsafe”. Their solution is to slam on their brakes with someone right behind them at high speed.

It’s all egoshit.

>>513132631
Oh no, a 50 second delay to your destination. What a bummer!

>>513120473
>>513120780
>>513133861
I think it might have to do with Confucianism; They see getting in danger as "this is what is happening now, might as well surrender to it."
Kind of like "Oh, a tiger has my head in its jaws, this is the end." or "Oh well, our fearless leader has deigned we all starve ourselves. Time for famine."

>>513137855
>accordion traffic
>racing up to red lights / stop signs
Some of us like to use our brakes as frequently as possible before their lifespan expires. Also, I like to burn my fuel as quickly as possible so that I'm not burning stale old gasoline. I always accelerate hard and stop fast. Get the most out of my brakes and gas.

>>513144646
lol "expiring" brakes
you use them too much dumb canuck
I had a manual WRX for 9 years I bought new, still had half the pads left