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U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are set to meet shortly.
˃U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are set to meet shortly.
U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are set to meet shortly.
˃U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are set to meet shortly.

FIRST FOR PISS

>>513119111 (OP)
>Photo op
>Trump will say something retarded that MAGA will try to spin into genius
>Nothing substantial will come of it
>RT will spend the next two weeks running stories of how the photo op proves America is on Putin's side

>>513119111 (OP)
>ITS HAPPENING!!!!TRUMP SET TO MEET WITH PUTIN SHORTLY
When exactly nigger?
>just google it weetard!!
No, tell me.

>>513119111 (OP)
>get in here

Trump fucks kids

They are meeting right now?

Digits and joint US-RUS atomic depopulation of the Ukraine

>>513119111 (OP)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>>513119111 (OP)
how much of Alaska is he going to give away?

>>513121165
You are transgender;
You are brown coded;
You lost the election.

Also nothing ever happens, I hate you all.

>>513121304
Cringe ameriboo, worry about your own country

>>513119111 (OP)
look at this faggot. he doesn't even know how to throw a fucking ball. Trump rapes children.

>>513121640
So does Putin. But at least Putin has the balls to kill the person who publicly reveals that via the most obviously traceable to him way.

>>513121502
I’m not worried about anything, this is mild entertainment
You taking this seriously is cringe, slavtard

>>513121233
None, they are dividing up Canada.
Better hurry back to India , poop man

>>513119111 (OP)

>be me
>cartel sicario, dodging bullets, moving product
>El Jefe runs the show, untouchable vibes
>gringos been wrecking us—raids, drones, dead homies
>word drops: Jefe’s going to the States
>meeting their prez, like wtf.jpg
>why’s our guy walking into the lion’s den?
>reminds me of another big shot from overseas
>both got empires crumbling under US heat
>still strut in like they own the place
>meanwhile, I’m out here praying I don’t get capped
>tfw bosses play chess, I’m just a pawn
>feelsbadman.png

RUSSIA GETS ALL OF ALASKA'S MINERALS


ART OF THE DEAL

>>513121736
>At least Putin has the balls to be a coward enough to send SOMEONE ELSE to kill a person
fixed that for you, you cocksucking faggot

>>513119111 (OP)
>Putin goes on a 2h rant about obscure Russian history
>Trump agrees to some flimsy ceasefire based on giving Russia resources they already have access to in Donbas and other weird promises.
>Nothing carries weight or is enforced
>Russia comes out ahead as it makes USA and Ukraine look bad and US support from MIGA to Ukraine becomes weaker as they take out their embarrassment on Ukraine.

POST YFW PRESIDENT PUTIN STEPS OFF THE PLANE

>>513122372
Putin plays for bigger stakes than that. He's going to demand Alaskan minerals. Trump already admitted it by saying rare Earth minerals in Alaska are irrelevant because he just wants peace.

>shortly meaning in another 4 hours

its a long flight to Alaska

>>513119111 (OP)
what time?

>Putin is a fish oil chad
Can Trump still compete with all those omega-3 lubricated neurons?

>>513122617
2 bongs

>>513122503
This meeting is about aligning the interests of the USA and the Russian Federation for WW3. I said this would happen a year ago.

>>513122640
BASED
Visiting a new fish oil production plant, stopping by a small town along the way and talking to the locals in your own country is more important than some negotiations with some Americans

That's what a sovereign leader should look like

He's going to say
>da mr president, russia wants the territory it holds, UN recognition of Crimea and all the others as Russian and no NAFO troops in Eastern Ukraine. oh and no sanctions of any kind but lots of contracts for oil and gas
then trump will say
>eeeh ok yeah but you're going to give me the shiny mineral rocks in your part of ukraine, and say that I won in front of the cameras and I ended the war right?
then putin will say
>da

screencap it yo

>supposed "superpower"

hasnt yet arrested putin. instead trying to appease them. russia economy is 1 20th of size of usa and military is full of donkeys, yet this "superpower" treats them like russia OWNS usa

>>513123240
I think they aren’t going to talk about the war at all and say the talks were progress for future talks.

>>513119111 (OP)
we know Putin is shortly but you don't have to be so mean about it and spam it so much

>>513123381
Israel and Ukraine own your congress, bro
Russia getting a president is only fair

>>513119111 (OP)
Guys im at the base where the meeting is happening. I just saw two dudes giving each other a blowjob.

namesti at lasty
https://youtu.be/mSAPD-Nk6p4?si=S4igOXQK6xpxqU9i
>lol

>>513119111 (OP)
Trump: I'm running late. Sup?

>>513124468
Putin: "Let's split Ukraine down the Dnipr."

>>513123381
See, this right here is a microcosm of everything wrong with international politics. This is a war that should have never happened, Russia had valid security concerns that weren’t being addressed, Ukraine was violating a treaty Russia promised to uphold, and multiple times Russia called for dialogue and was rejected. The war didn’t just happen for no reason, this was a end result of a series of escalations and a total rejection of any form of diplomacy. And when the war did break out? No peace talks, no negotiation, no communication channels. This is a war that should have been settled in a week but instead the powers that be wanted a total war and continued to push until Ukraine simply ran out of gas. This posturing literally accomplished nothing. Russia was barely affected by the war, they gained tons of valuable territory, and now they have a military infrastructure that is battle hardened and familiar with nato equipment. Ukraine meanwhile lost their most important territory, half their population fled, another million are rotting in the ground, their government is completely destabilized, they’re burdened with debt, and a huge portion of their infrastructure is destroyed.

Anyone who thinks Ukraine “won” because they weren’t annexed entirely is just delusional. It’s going to take decades for them to recover from this, if such a thing is even possible. Meanwhile Russia got everything they wanted and then some.

Say bye bye Zelinsky lol

>>513119111 (OP)
I hope Putin gets arrested the moment he steps out of the airplen.

PUTIN YOU ARE GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, YOU WILL BE JAILED TILL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

either this happens or there is no fucking justice in this world, he killed so many people, he must be arrested, must!

>>513125352
>I hope Putin gets arrested the moment he steps out of the airplen.

>PUTIN YOU ARE GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, YOU WILL BE JAILED TILL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>either this happens or there is no fucking justice in this world, he killed so many people, he must be arrested, must!

Ghost of Kiev spotted

So it goes.

>>513125352
>CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
Like what?!

STINKY STATUS??!!!!

>>513124217
Pretty common activity on military bases.

>>513119111 (OP)
how did you > without making greentext?

>>513119111 (OP)
I'm nervous, bros. I hope everything goes excellently today.

>>513125533
Kek

>>513119572
No he doesn't.

>>513121233
Zero.

>>513125581
Stinky holds

Zelensky fucked up with that censorship bill that got those protests, all he did was show a giant opportunity to remove him

>>513119111 (OP)
>if things go well, long meeting
>if things go poorly, short meeting

It will be very short.

What Google meant by this?

>>513121233
Never ever getting Alaska back. That was purchased to prevent Canada(Britain) from harassing Russia, and then natural resources were discovered.

>>513122372
The old fart doesn't give the square root of jack shit about peace. He just wants the Nobel peace prize and will trade anything to obtain it, even giving off US territory.

>>513126064
How about we trade Manitoba and New Brunswick, and we'll take Alaska

>>513119111 (OP)
He´s here

>>513125028
Trump: A diaper? You're going to have to speak up, traffic is crazy this time of day.

>>513122640
Omega 6 mcdonalds bros... We can't compete with this

>>513119111 (OP)
i think a deal has already been agreed and this is all for show.
Zelensky will be given a choice, agree or end up dead

LMAOOOO
THAT NATO BITCH KELLOG ZOGBOT WAS NOT INVITED

>>513125561
perfect

>>513126152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rq7oJMFISE
Lookner is screeching about something or other related to that.

US should take my oblast in Siberia

>>513126285
I always find it funny whenever there’s something going on with Trump and Putin he jumps on a plane to a UK safe house.

>>513126152
The name of the aircraft on which Putin flies must end with PU (an abbreviation of the Russian term “Command Center”), i.e., a command center aircraft equipped with a nuclear button, super armor, and an ultra-secure encrypted satellite communication system.

>>513126419
Its just cringe at this point, nobody wants him here.

>>513119111 (OP)
I hope everything goes well. The Ukrainians will probably send someone in to chimp out though. If anything happened to Putin things could get really interesting.

What's the chance of a happening?

>>513126380
THEY"RE MOVING THE STAIRS

i'm drunk on hard ciders bros

>>513126676
Cheers bro

>>513126676
Did you make it yourself?

>>513126620
It will probably go well with nothing getting done. This is all a show for Trump to realign the US with being the country that can (try to) mediate peace, instead of the Bush/Obama/Biden era of being the state that goes to war. Putin is just there to try and get something, but knows that this won't stop arms shipments to Ukraine

>>513119111 (OP)
WHERE ARE THE LIVE STREAM LINKS FUCK FACE?

>>513126763
no i bought them from the government run alcohol store

>>513126099
Why is this flag always so salty about Trump?

>>513126419
Those are his handlers

VACUUMING

>>513126763
VACUUMING
THE
PLATFORM

>>513124217
So JD Vance has arrived then?

>>513125233
These are reasons that no country should ever go to war, unless they are sure they will win.
What would make a much smaller country, with fewer fighters, a smaller population, fewer resources, fewer assets, less fighting weapons and equipment, think that going up against an opponent that outpowers them in every way, would " win "?
I can't understand it.

>>513119342
https://www.youtube.com/live/-Rq7oJMFISE
be respectful kid

>>513119409

HEY SATAN

RELAX SATAN

LOOK AT MY SMALL DICK

>>513126897
ME WANT LIVESTREAM ME WANT LIVESTREAM!

>>513126137
how do english leafs cope that they are americans but loved the king. It's the same founding stock

The joint press conference room is a bit too much ngl

>>513127247
Because you're russian. You don't understand that being conquered by russia is worse than death. You are the most miserable shithole in the world by every measurable means.

>>513126676
based. I enjoyed a cider today too around noon. Because why not?

Can't wait for his tard talk to embarrass us all. Trump should get an English translator to make complete sentences out of his low iq garbage spewing.

https://youtu.be/yeKbkEivBUc

>>513127547
Only midwit care about the IQ of language. Smart people can understand everyone

>>513119111 (OP)
what's gonna happen

>>513127379
Search "Loyalists" theyre the ones who when suggested being absolved into the US, decided to stay and be governed by the King for some reason. This was decided before the French came around and the confederation was sorted

>>513127592
Shut up, retard.

>>513127114
Kek, he will tell his grandchildren how he vacuumed the podium at a very important meeting.

Meanwhile, Putin's special representative Dmitriev met another Russian on the shore, saying that this was a good sign.

>>513119111 (OP)
What will their first words be to eachother?

>>513127707
This is Alaska.

>>513123381
have you ever heard about nuclear weapons.

it's the greastest tool for diplomacy.

>>513123381
Trump is a kremlin puppet
they have vids of him with young girls, Epstein had significant connections to Russia which nobody talks about. only reason why he sucks russian cock whom have a economy barely 1/2 that of the state of texax and offer us nothing but misery

>>513127707
Herbert Hoover would be proud. The humble vacuumer is the backbone of society.

>>513127807
It's a big territory.

Russia Next Level Seduction

https://files.catbox.moe/ih4lka.mp4

>>513126649
World Peace will be the new happening.

COME ON USA SCORE SOME FAKING GOAAAALS!

>>513127957
the jews don't want you to know these kinds of things

>>513127661
Nothing

>>513128133
UPPER NOCH STATE FOOTBALL RULES!

HORY SHIT. THE UPLINK FAILED
https://youtu.be/Oac8DTPEllE
https://youtu.be/Oac8DTPEllE

It's Happening

>>513127592
That dum dum probably won't be able to figure out what you mean by that.

>>513128430
People are still doing this??

>>513127957
I just found out how big Alaska was yeasterday.

>>513127682
do leafs teach about the loyalist history and say its good? what 40k loyalist fled to ontario right?
I don't know the frog populations of canada during the revolutionary war or their migrations.

>>513128579
Trump making us all wait.

>>513128579
>her: my feet hurt

Every day President Trump reduces the chances of America getting entangled in the European shit show.
Before President Trump's inauguration, Americans were rightfully concerned that we were drawing close to a hot war with Russia.
We didnot even know who was making the decisions. Joe Biden was certainly not in charge. Kamala Harris was not calling the shots.
I do notcare what any no guns Euro faggot from Germany, England or France thinks.
George Washington warned future Americans about entangling alliances. The costs of these European "alliances" are not worth any small benefit America might accrue.
All of these Euro faggots immediately start squealing like a French whore as soon as Americans question where our money is going.
Fuck all of these no guns Euro faggots and their alliance.
The globalists want to grind Russia down with constant conflict. Now that Ukraine is spent they want to spend America's youth and treasure against Russia. The European politicians and EU bureaucrats are controlled by anti American globalists. These globalist controlled politicians and bureaucrats used lies and deceit in attempts to lure America into a war with Russia the American people did not want. America is better off distancing itself from those that try to draw us into war. America is better off without these "allies".

>>513132159
Why do you speak like your opinions matter?
You’re no one, deluded slit dick slave

A THOUSAND MORE YEARS OF ISRAEL

trumps coming down the stairway of Air Force One !!
My Lord. He looks like Archangel Michael coming down to us.

Praise the Lord

The 2 Heads of State are meeting on the red carpet on the tarmac of the US Air Force Base.
It is glorious!!!

Oh ok you’re just trolling
Good stuff

>>513133102
>Putin brought his booster shoes
Oh shit it's HAPPENING

Extremely well choregraphed transition to each leaders motorcade.

God Bless this Peace Conference

Putin more shortly than Trump

>>513132159
>We didnot even know who was making the decisions
Israel. Always has been.

Why do you even pretend otherwise?