Thread 513123633

https://conservativehome.com/2025/08/15/tom-bond-the-conservative-case-for-repealing-the-online-safety-act
>The conservative case for repealing the Online Safety Act

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23p131vdveo
>Welsh party leader 'not important' for election - Reform

https://feweek.co.uk/saqib-bhatti-appointed-as-conservative-shadow-education-minister
>Saqib Bhatti appointed as Conservative shadow education minister

https://order-order.com/2025/08/15/exc-environment-agency-confirms-rod-licences-cannot-be-bought-retrospectively
>Environment Agency Confirms Rod Licences Cannot Be Bought Retrospectively

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/police-release-further-images-of-suspects-linked-to-race-related-disorder-in-co-antrim/a1572022835.html
>Police release further images of suspects linked to race-related disorder in Co Antrim

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/belfast-5g-mast-attacks-causing-significant-disruption-for-hospitals/a1495520758.html
>Paddy's still chopping down 5g masts

https://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/brit-arrested-in-spain-connected-to-nca-gun-and-drug-supply-probe
>Brit arrested in Spain connected to NCA gun and drug supply probe

Nice bake, this is the bread

>protect meal
>get chased by the RSPCA
WOKE

based baker
that other thread is fucking forin shite

fuck the other thread, sad mutt kike cunt

>>513123633 (OP)
So brother from another mother

Today I was the wrong color

>>513123788
Any gulls that breach the coast shouldn't be classed as protected. They're vermin at this point. My area is plagued by them. They're really aggressive and they attack other birds. Niggers of the sky.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

We are fucked.

It's been fun lads. Where the hell do we go?

>>513123633 (OP)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/skilled-worker-visa-residency-requirement-backlash-new-immigration-rules-b1243117.html

>>513123968
8. it's better there anyway no captcha and multiple images

>>513123968
mumsnet

>>513124086
Even SEA shitholes like Thailand and the Philippines have strict requirements for permanent residency. I hate this country.

>>513123968
> the provider has contravened its duties under section 102(8) of the Act to comply with two requests for information
I wonder which board or /brit/ thread this way about

>>513123968
KEK

>>513123968
mumsnet lad

>>513124212
probably due to the porn boards and all the free speech (unless you're talking about SEAmonkeys on the Japanese culture boards or you say a no-no word on /co/ or /tv/).

>>513123633 (OP)
So apparently you can go out and tell a mob to slit our throats and be found to have done nothing wrong. Does this now set a precedent for others to do similar? With all else being the same would this have happened had he not been Labour and BAME?

much better than josh-tier bake

>>513124289
What did you expect honestly

based thread

>>513124366
The result does not surprise me at all but it's still fucking ridiculous that they can be this blatant.

I'd love it if all these Ozempic injections cause fanny rabies or summit

>>513124464
It is, and nothing will be done about it

>>513123968
>we can seek a court order to require third parties to take action to disrupt the business of the provider. This may require third parties (such as providers of payment or advertising services, or Internet Service Providers) to withdraw services from, or block access to, a regulated service in the UK.
this is simply all they can do 4chan can just ignore them and they can't do shit, the one and only thing they can do is court order ISPs to block 4chan and that works great, just like it did for thepiratebay kek

>>513124289
You have to be
1) A BAME
2) Have your jury be BAME

It's also a great lesson as to why you should get an actual solicitor over the duty solicitor and never let the coppers threaten you.

Ngubu premiership starts tonight
Protests to die out?

>>513124530
Yeah but I feel their pain they have laws and we really bully them

>>513124464
I was saying the past couple of days that spook activity and disruption has been up as they've already been notified that Ricky was going to get let off. Cunts deliberated for 30 minutes, fucking as if.

>>513123788
Interesting description.
>curly hair, wearing a black jacket

>>513124589
SCORE SAM FACKING GOOOOOOAAAALLLSS

>>513124641
Dindu nuffin m'lord.

Mums off to ICELAND!

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/aug/15/iceland-pay-customers-1-report-shoplifter

Piss takers

>>513124289
>you can go out and tell a mob to slit our throats
Just remember to blackface first.

>>513124802
lol a quid

>>513124110
>>513124229
Won't Mumsnet also be censored due to it being a forum and thereby having user generated content?

>>513124182
There's a big push in the last few days to get everyone to again write and annoy their MPs as the Boriswave will start being due for ILR in the next few months. And once a parent gets ILR their kids get citizenship.

>>513124289
>precedent
Don't be silly.

>>513124969
Would require them to at least pretend we have a fair justice system of course.

>>513124464
This is what regime collapse looks like, there's nobody smart or unbrainwashed enough to realise that they're burning through legitimacy rapidly.

>>513124504
It will cause people to come back from the dead with an eternal hunger and feed on the flesh they were denied in life.

>>513124569
Reminder the police can and will lie to your face.

>>513124932
https://prestonbyrne.com/blog/
you seen these posts? some really good ones about the UK

>>513124086
>oh dear chaps we had better listen to this petition

>>513123968
Poor little britcucks

>>513124530
4chan doesn't have mirrors

How do you go about getting a menthol elves diagnosis with rNHS. Think I've got bipolar or some shit. It seems like nobody in rNHS cares, nobody wants to do anything about it, they just want to fob you off to someone else.

>>513124182
Yeah but those countries are cruel and evil. They have no sense of compassion and empathy like we do.

>>513125101
Have the Politburo said anything about it yet?

>>513123633 (OP)
Oi answer me this if thers a drawt on them why come water still comes out me hose n fills up me paddleing pool? Loads of water propa bollocks on the tele

>>513125585
Speak to your doctor and be prepared to wait years for a diagnosis

>>513123968
>Ofcom is satisfied that there are reasonable grounds for believing the provider has contravened its duties under section 102(8) of the Act
it still baffles me that the government think a company based abroad has any duty to comply with our laws because they have a website that can be accessed on the internet

>>513124504
Why would she post a video of herself flailing around with her fish biscuits on show like that?

>>513125555
pretty simple to have proxies that point to it

>>513125585
>Babylon Britian

>Soviet Gaza

>>513125666
>666
Checked satan
I've talked to my doctor many, many times. Nothing happens. They put me on SSRI's for years. Did nothing.

>>513125585
Start wearing jd sports t shirts and string tie joggers with a white string and leave it undone and flopping about

still creasing at wogdan having a 7 hour melty yesterday because blocko's cat eats better food than he does

>>513125710
l m a o
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>>513123968
I've already gone, i'm like on the plane 500m past the runway looking back at the zombies coming for the anons still trying to get a countersignature for their passports....

>>513125101
Is the laws

If they can't uphold their own laws using the spyware the spyware has to go

Is a crime and crimes have to stop at some point

>>513125694
>the government think a company based abroad has any duty to comply with our laws
The govt doesn't think that. They're just pretending to think that so they have an excuse to prevent you accessing news they don't approve of.

>>513124888
they probably already complied with ofcom's requests like any sensible mum would

>>513124289
>

>>513124589
Football is dead. It’s a nigger game now.

>>513125585
Go in there and say you disagree with British Values. They'll deem you insane.

>>513125585
We are all schizo just embrace it m8

>>513125756
Really? Have you told them you'd like to speak to someone about it to begin a diagnosis or owt? They should forward you to the NHS menthol elf referral service who then sort you out.
SSRI's are cancer, they'll fuck you up

>>513125694
They don't
The idea is to provide 'legitimate' reasons for blocking UK citizens' access to online wrongthink

>>513126049
This got interesting

British values, what are those?

Do you people value your privacy?

>>513125585
You'll get put on a waiting list, might take months and maybe you'll get a bed quicker if you suggest you'll harm yourself or others, but don't expect any sort of real help, most of you insane bastards are out there working jobs or running the country.
when can we see you running the country, anon? got a new idea to tax the rich or fund black holes with taxes?

>>513124289
If they can just accept his razorblade under sticker story without further scrutiny then they can ignore whatever precedent you think this sets.

>>513126101
I've been referred multiple times
>>513126216
I don't want anything to do with running the country. Sick of it here.

>>513125694
They still think we're an empire and that the world looks up to us. We're the leader of the coalition of the willing, the paragons of international law.

what the fuck are menthol elves lmao

Bet OJ still wouldn't shag a pooner tho

>>513126365
newfag paki

>>513123633 (OP)
Want my fucking cock sucked lads, need a new missus.

>>513126288
You speak more sense than half the country, but you still want to go in and get a diagnosis for welfare gibs perhaps, then do something drastic or out of character that gets attention from the system, it'll be unpleasant and you'll probably even have to use acting skills, but I'm sure you can come out with a diagnosis of something.

>>513126453
if ur near warsaw come to butero ill sort you out

>>513126429
Oldfag but don't come here much anymore

>>513126365
Mental health kek

Fucking memeflag just called me a newfag paki

>>513126372
Virgin runs gyms? Do you get those free with the broadband?

>>513126365
can i smoke them?

>>513126129
>British values, what are those?
Be a homo-sapien
That's literally it and even that's negotiable

>>513125756
Heavy dose antipsychotics, you wont be cured but you wont care.

>>513126655
I'm a homophobic sapien.

It's all bullshit. rNHS is a fucking joke.

>>513126655
Well they are in danger, they want you to be a crime file so they can justify them stalking minors for nudes

>>513125906
Literally me any time I have to listen to my colleagues for more than 30 seconds

>>513126624
It's the resident polish retard, he's having another sperg out.

Insider here,
Sometime in the near future you will see headlines about Farfour beheading Paddington bear in some historically significant British site. Don't believe it!!! This will be a mossad psyop to get you to die for Israel. You have been warned
SCREENCAP THIS

>>513126372
>Virgin Active are to the right of Reform
weeeeeeeeeew

>>513126950
>>513126684
FUCK OFF STAY BANNED YOU CUNT

>>513127031
We're the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for so he can fuck off

>>513126786
I think they just diagnose everyone with a disease to justify their worth, similar to dentists trying to perfect teeth/gums in everyone, a futile expense, but you have to go every 6 months to stay on their list or risk never getting an appointment.

>>513126977
thanks
Stop the Planes!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15003643/Mutiny-JD-Vances-dinner-date-Woke-staff-Cotswolds-gastro-pub-threatened-walk-US-vice-president-attended-prompting-hasty-venue-switch.html
>Mutiny at JD Vance's dinner date: Woke staff at Cotswolds gastro-pub threatened to walk out if US vice president attended - prompting a hasty venue switch
>US vice president JD Vance is understood to have been forced to cancel a dinner reservation at a trendy Cotswolds gastro-pub after woke staff threatened to walk out if he showed up.
>Vance's family holiday with his wife, Usha Chilukuri, 39, and their three children, has sparked controversy this week with locals claiming their lives were 'made hell' by multiple car police convoys and buzzing helicopters.
>Now it has emerged that the fashionable Bull pub – which last month did entertain former US presidential Democrat candidate Kamala Harris – had to cancel a reservation Vance made because staff refused to serve him.
Soft Power....special relationship! Why is everyone a mong? He'd likely tip well

>Even Jeremy Clarkson complained about the US politician's weeklong stay in the village of Dean near Charlbury in Oxford, saying the over-the-top security had affected filming for his show.
Clarkson is really a bit of a tedious faggot

Just had strawberries and cream, was alright

>>513126950
ESL moment.

>>513127192
It's minimum 9 months for an ENT appointment here, just an initial appointment. Fuck knows how long it will take to get treatment.

>>513127558
They were right. Shame on JD Vance. How dare he say we have no free speech. We have had free speech for a very long time. He shouldn't be allowed here if he is going to make such unfounded accusations.

>>513127970
Yes the Government is great.

>>513127558
I don't mind Vance but I can see why normies hate him
Clarkson should come down on the side of the based side of things the fence sitting faggot

>>513127558
>has sparked controversy this week with locals claiming their lives were 'made hell' by multiple car police convoys and buzzing helicopters
I guess this is life without diversity. "Hell" being some cars and a chopper.

https://xcancel.com/kafkaswife/status/1956404708106473692#m
>Nah just entertained by the hypocrisy of supporting a sexual predator when he’s in the White House & clutching your pearls about the “safety of women” when it supports the race-baiting grift She got pretty shorty when I pointed that out in the debate I must say!
>Zoe, you said you’ve been to Stand Up To Racism protests and know those within the organisation. Given that SUTR is a front organisation of the Socialist Workers Party - a rape apologist organisation - don’t you think you ought to keep your mouth shut when it comes to “grifting”? Plenty of places to read about the SWP’s “rape kangaroo court”. You said on air we should only pay 10 per cent of our attention to stranger rape and the other 90 per cent to rape of those known to the perpetrator. Can I see 90 per cent of your attention, please? Will you condemn the use of front organisations by far-Left groups?
That slags are fighting!! So it's time to goon

>>513127117
>Meanwhile in Tel aviv, monitoring
Sir, we should cancel operation
Potential blowback
The jungle book is compromised
I repeat, the jungle book is compromised

>>513128183
It's actually been really bad around here. He's got a cavalcade of around 20 vehicles and the roads around the towns are closed when they're on the move. It's outrageous that people living here are being so inconvenienced because of another person.

>>513128348
That's mad

>>513124504
what's that, about 35kg?

>>513128167
I don't know why even normies would hate him beyond just being DRUMPF's VP, the role inherently does nothing and Vance seemingly hasn't done anything too egregious beyond being a bit demanding to Zelly. And Clarkson is genuinely incredibly woke and always has been, he just hides it behind his gruff demeanour
>>513128348
Oh no, the most important man in the world's understudy is causing some traffic jams for a couple of days.

>>513128558
He's no more important than anyone else. Giving him special treatment is wrong.

Wish I could leave this shithole.

>>513128610
We give special treatment to illiterate subhuman foreign rapists.

https://xcancel.com/DailyMail/status/1956384771254227115#m
>Libyan migrant, 24, who arrived in Britain by small boat is arrested after three people injured in knife attack
>Khalifa Eissa Benyzeed, 24, originally from Libya, is being held by police on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm after one man suffered a 'potentially life-threatening' stab wound to his chest - and two more were slashed across the face.
>Benyzeed and his brother Ahmed, 20, arrived in the UK by small boat in October 2022 and have since both been granted leave to remain.
>Today, Ahmed claimed his older brother had acted in self-defence as he was attacked by the three men in busy Seaside Road, just back from the seafront.
*ahem* Free the mandem

>>513128547
I can't even get an appointment.

>>513128348
Their car trains are a bit much. I suppose it's fine in the US where the roads are bigger.

>>513128691
Beijing is nice this time of year.

>>513128610
Incoherent commie nonsense

>>513128527
Pretty heavy. If you lift regularly then you forget how weak an untrained body can be.

>>513128558
He was mean to saint zelensky and he allegedly according to arsehole journos and commentators insulted our armed forces by saying some 'random' country couldn't serve as peace keepers

>>513128691
Move to Scotland, get a bullshit degree funded by SAAS and then go teach English in some shithole. You could probably skip the degree if you just get a CELTA certification and find a country that doesn't require a bachelor's degree at minimum.

>Jenrick, who has three daughters aged 10, 12 and 14, posted: "On BBC Radio 4 this morning listeners were told that if you're concerned about the threat of illegal migrants to your kids, you're racist. Wrong. You're a good parent."
based Jenrick
deport the wogs

>>513123633 (OP)
shit bake
didn't even include biggest topic today

>>513128547
Can't even get an appointment these days and even if you do it's barely 5 minutes where they fob you off with something to get you out as quickly as possible.

Everything is absolutely fucking fucked.

>>513128945
Based jenrick and his secret afghans

Your le based Tories, sir

>>513128799
That's not heavy you rent boy.

>>513128691
>And anytime you feel the pain, hey (you), refrain
>Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
>For, well, you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
>By making his world a little colder
Unironically

>Na na na, na, nana na

>>513128844
I don't think me teaching English would be a good idea, I have a strong accent and I've been looking at a trucking visa to Canada. Even though it's been flooded with Indians lately it still looks like they can turn it around over there.

>>513129013
was that him? shit

>>513128945
>based Jenrick
>deport the wogs
Those two statements are in direct contradiction

>>513129016
Well he isn't wrong. What it shows is worse than 2 tier justice.

>>513129016
His whole thing is sucking off the sacred system as if it were divine rules handed down by God.

>>513129103
fuck off wogdan

>>513129022
My point exactly.
Next time you go shopping, watch people lifting bags out of their trolley and into their car. See the struggle and remember those bags contain no more than 5kg maximum.

>>513129247
I don't recall asking for permission

>>513129211
Hitchensesque

>>513128945
The "based" position of deporting the boatwogs which everyone wants while he flies in planes full of Afghans.

>>513129532
One in, one out.

>>513129328
Probably because it's more like a reverse curl than a bench press, and bulky uneven weights are harder to lift than a nice even barbell.
I'll have to do some people watching next time I'm at the supermarche as I doubt people are so weak they can't lift at least their bodyweight with ease.

https://xcancel.com/ShivaniRaja_LE/status/1956290312826994979#m
>Wishing all celebrating a very happy India Independence Day.
>Today, let us honour the rich history, culture, and contributions of the Indian community here in the UK and across the world
Your le based Conservative and Unionist Party again, sir
(wb, but then deport)

>>513128976
the problem is most people today are living as if the good will of the 80s and 90s and early noughties still applies, that people do things because they should, or because they care, they don't

the only thing that gets things done today is liability. you have to make people liable. you have to have a paper trail. its amazing what a little bit of legal language and a paper trail can get done, or how it can stop something in its tracks just like that

everyone is trying to duck liability, because the system is set up to fuck you over the second you're liable for anything. so all you have to do is learn how people can be liable for something and hang it over their heads to get them to do what you want. its grim but true

>>513129532
yeah thats not very based. i retract my previous comment

>>513129016
>No such thing as two tier because one had a jury trial and the other didn't

>Let's ignore the instant trials,
>the same day sentencing
>the threats of being on remand for a year if pleading not guilty
>the mere fact of being arrested for a tweet that was then deleted 4 hours later
>sentenced to 3 years for that single tweet
>the other said everything on video, in front of a crowd with gesticulating hand motions a finger across the neck

Rees Mogg is a tart, he also I remember very well defended the Boris wave saying the country would have been broke without the quantitative easy of migration they enacted.
Lots of people are playing semantic games trying to worm out of admitting there is a two tier justice system. We all see what they're doing and don't believe them at all.

>>513128945
Jenrick and Chris Philp have been going very hard in recent weeks, much more right wing and based than anything Farage or his team have said recently. If only I could believe them.

Might start sex tourism maxxing.

SUMMIT NIGHT PROGRAMME

>Kiev's Pokrovsk Counterattacks Fail; Huge Oreshnik Strike Damage Confirmed; Putin Trump Go To Alaska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAZzPCgRHzM

NOT MUCH TIME TO WATCH IT NOW BEFORE THE GRAND MEETING

lmao

>>513129962
Buying or selling?

>>513129947
Yeah, never forget they had years in power to whatever they wanted and look at what they did.

SKY NEWS IS RUNNING LIVE VIDEO COVERAGE ON THEIR MAIN PAGE

https://news.sky.com/

ABOUT 20 MINUTES UNTIL HE MEETS PUTIN ON THE RED CARPET ON THE RUNWAY

>>513129876
Pretty sure his father also had a tantrum after Powell's speech. A family of vermin.

A CEASEFIRE TODAY? ONLY WAY I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING IS A NEAR TOTAL SIGN OFF ON ALL RUSSIAN DEMANDS WHICH WOULD BE MASSIVE TERRITORIAL CONCESSIONS AND A MAJOR ADDRESSING OF WHAT RUSSIA CALLS THE ROOT CAUSES OF THE WAR.

>>513126372
lol this faggot has a gym membership

>>513129876
He's not saying 2 tier isn't a thing, just that this isn't an example of it.

>>513123968
Not my problem

Just give up having borders and ethnicities because spinsters are lonely and horny.
https://x.com/BustedWench/status/1956260185426813148

>>513125585
do a 999 call about wanting to end your life, They'll send a copper round to sit with you and they might take you to a&e to see the emergency mental health people, but yeah, it's guaranteed results and fits with bipolar so have a go m8, you probably won't get sectioned and your case will go up a few notches in importance. You'll get daily visits from nurses and fast tracked to see a consultant.

SOME OF THESE GUYS REALLY HATE EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE IS ON EDGE SO WE MIGHT SEE A MASS BRAWL AND A GUNFIGHT

POSSIBLY...

Amazing how she survived 4 death camps

>>513130447
Might not work now. Some police forces will not respond to mental elf calls now. New protocol or something.

>>513129016
He's half right, many of those retards entered a guilty plea, they shouldn't have done that

>>513130489
gotta keep the grift going

>>513130489
>2 to 3
Interest?

>>513129876
He's right though. It's not 2 tier and boomers need to stop thinking the coppers are on their side.

I've lost the capacity to feel any genuine compassion for others.

>>513130600
He's purposefully obfuscating the fact the state was keeping them all on remand for no good reason and they were purposefully given wrong counsel. That is indicative of there being more than 1 tier of justice.

>>513130281
He’s in for a good time

>>513130407
It is an example of it, he focuses only on the jury trial outcome rather than explaining any of the context around both scenarios. It is extremely relevant, not only that the judge also was far harsher in his words in Lucy Connolly's 'trial' than he was in the disgrace that was this week.

Read what I posted, all of it not only the outcome but what led to both of them being arrested, both of their situations, the entire process all of it. It's all two tier and exactly why I'm calling Mogg a tart because he and others like him are only focusing on a single aspect that is the Jury deciding the outcome and using that as an example of there being no two tier when it is clear as day for anyone with a functioning brain and an iq over 105.

>>513130804
>>513130991

>>513130417
It's the equivalent of a man bringing his underage cambodian ladyboy back to the UK with him.

Is he right?

>>513130777
>lol, britons aren't much different compared to jeets then...

putins cabin crew: 10 mins to landing

>>513130991
Ricky was also immediately arrested but didn't plead guilty thinking the coppers were trying to help him out. The few "rioters" who plead not guilty also got off.

>>513130920
To be fair it might be completely innocent. Maybe the buttons and that are in gook and they're helping him translate them, or maybe he lost his glasses. We shouldn't just assume the worst all the time

>>513130489
5 death camps? That's nothing. My grandpa Herschel survived 6!

>>513131100
fuck off zhang

>>513125376
Yeah hes the guy doing a class action suit against the govt on behalf of us tech platforms. He was on gb news the other week, didnt hold back...

>>513130991
I read it, I just don't agree

>>513131100
Foreigners are wrong about everything

>>513131105
Was r*ddit expecting a happening or someth

Sociopathy is the only way to survive the modern world.

>>513128799
I haven't trained in over 8 years mate but I can still easily do 60kg
I get it she's a just a stick insect woman but fucks sake. so unbelievably rapeable.

>>513131235
Wooo hooo

Am not the one hacking into british kids phones stealing nudes

I know I was wrong am brown

>>513131143
Rookie
Ass
Numbers

>>513131210
I'm aware, because you are an idiot. I'm not here to convince you of anything because you're already firmly on the reservation.

>>513131105
RIGHT ON TIME

>>513131384
putin on the ground
tv lagging

HE'S LANDING ON THE STREAM

>>513131376
Why would you post that, brown man

>>513131430
STREAM SHOWED HIM TOUCH DOWN 19:54:55

STANDARD 2 MINUTE LIVESTREAM DELAY?

WHEN DOES YOUR DATA HAVE HIM LANDING?

>>513131130
They were both advised by Solicitors, one advised Lucy and all the other protesters to plead guilty, whereas the Solicitor for Ricky advised him to plead not guilty.
The protesters last year who plead not guilty that were of 'far-right' description all did so against the advice of their solicitor like that former Royal Marine who was arrested and told to plead guilty but did not follow that advice.
It's as if you think we've all been asleep for the past year and a bit and haven't been following these events, that you can pull the wool over our eyes and pretend events that happened, were not real or happened in an alternative reality.

>>513128945
right wing in opposition, left wing in government, never trust a tory

>>513131512
boggy and his jewish fecal fixation

>>513131593
wheels down 18:52:55 Z time so 19:52 for us

UP THE RA

>>513131801
THANK YOU SIR

STANDARD 2 MINUTE STREAM DELAY CONFIRMED

>>513130584
oh thanks for reminding me, best way to handle that is just call them and say there's a dead body at your address. They get round rapid and you just make your excuses like, I didn't want family or friends to find my body, then have a little cry about it.

>>513131878
kek

https://xcancel.com/thatbloodyMikey/status/1956339684021252156#m
>Iceland is going to credit £1 to customer's loyalty cards if they report anyone shoplifting instore.
>One Fucking Pound reward for being a Snitch.

>Author. Gypsy Boy. Gaylord.
Of course a pikey takes umbrage at stealing being curtailed

ALTERNATE STREAM

https://www.rt.com/on-air/622976-putin-arrives-alaska-summit/

I'M WATCHING SKY BUT MIGHT HAVE TO SWITCH OFF TO SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE JAMES MATTHEWS DOES MY FUCKING HEAD IN THE STUPID BALD CUNT

>>513131790
You and your fecal Jewish fixation
Godamn, why are Jews mentioned every sentence

You bastard Racists and all your rhetoric, look at this, look at this video which happened today are you happy now? Happy what your racist words have led to? An innocent Muslim women being unwrapped and having her headscarf removed because you white bastards were suspicious of her walking around? Happy now you fuckers?

(Oh wait the people who unwrapped and mobbed her were Pakis...well how are the Left going to spin this one? Errr...well Look White people rape too!)

https://x.com/OkayBiology/status/1956282864611229898

>>513132063
fuck off yid

>>513132004
yeah he is a twat. he is pure globohomo liberal talking points. i saw him last night coming up with his own reality and he seems to be doing it again now. not reporting facts, but just spurious suppositions.

>>513132063
white jewish man's burden innit

>>513131983
Surely it's only snitching if it's on your friends or family?
Why should you cover for someone you don't know?

>>513132004
Ta, can't stand that boring twat

>>513132102
did her Husband kill himself?

>>513128691
Where do you live lad? Get yourself into the countryside, it's comfy

>>513132143
HIM AND MARTHA KELNER ARE MASSIVE ANTI-TRUMP FREAKS WHICH IS FINE BUT THEY JUST CHAT ABSOLUTE GLOBOHOMO WANK SO OFTEN AND THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES JUST IRRITATE ME

all the british MPs about to kvetch that their Ukraine money laundering operation could be called out

>>513130417
this brit/pol/s favourtie black scotsman (female)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-q6hT-msik

>>513132102
By Allah she's ugly

>>513131614
>Duty solicitor vs Ricky's own solicitor
I wonder what the difference is

Trump a real one, that nigga badass. He handle shit nobody else do

>>513132247
It was a man pretending to be a woman. But apparently the Left tell us these things don't happen and aren't real, that Muslim men don't wear burqas and headscarf's to commit crime.

>>513132063
dry your eyes boggy la theres plenty more turds for you to fist around a u-bend bud

>>513131376
we've all been there.

>>513132351
>dermot makes 2 racist quips in the first 10 seconds
This just wouldn't fly today

>>513132286
everyone the UK media has sent to be washington correspondents are anti-trumpers, which no one should care about if they were professional and impartial but it is ridiculously obvious and shouldn't be the done thing for bong media.

>>513132333

How is it a money laundering operation?

Trumps preparing for his 6 hour Alaskan history lesson

>>513132416
>There is no two tier justice
>One lot of people were only able to access the state funded duty solicitor
>A Labour Councillor trade unionist was given an expensive Solicitor
You're almost there, you've almost got the answer, it's almost as if there is one set of rules for people and another set of rules for another. Huh, funny that.

DONALD'S OUT!

HERE'S PUTIN

>>513132644
Very fitting that the first half of Alaskan history is Russian

>>513132644
actual kek

>>513132102
they just blame it on men in general, simple as.

Why is she sticking her tongue out?

(You) can't handle her

>>513132329
>salam askyum

>>513130281
Thank fuck i cant stand pineapples.

>>513132778
is he wearing his high heels?

>>513132161
The only solution I see is disproportionate violence

>>513132839
Probably would desu, she has a very 9pm itv drama look about her

holy

FUCK

>>513133042
I was just thinking that, very Judge John Deed type character.

Need a new polo shirt. I'm thinking Moncler or Fred perry. Thoughts?

>>513133084
>putin shot down
>peace achieved
It's very against international law, but no-one seems to care, these days.

>>513132484
How many bogs did you scrub today?

Are we about to see an assassination lads?

>>513132351
bro she can't even sing the song properly, what the fuck was that?

>>513133253
Peacocks, made in a sweatshop, £12 noone will know the difference unless you're one of those poor people who wear clothes more than once.

>>513132881
my mum is in her 60s and married since her early 20s and still watches all those degenerate sex shows targeted at young girls like love island and naked attraction and that show I forget name of where sluts go on holidays to spain or whatever and have sex and party.

>>513133371
Nothing ever happens

>>513133371
no

>>513133241
A man of fine tastes

>>513132839
is there any higher authority that can call this shit out or is this just it?

>>513133241
Judge John Sneed

>>513133462
My aunties the same, weird innit

>>513133271
The hell with the international communitirino, nukes will fly immediately

>>513133462
Your mum is a prostitute

>>513133371
I will be on my motorbike "inna woods" within the 15 minutes and far away from this city, i'm always packed if Putin get's asassinated.
We will get nuked.

>>513133253
Get a job in a warehouse or factory, somewhere they give you free clothes. Get your polo shirt, trousers and shoes from them for free.

>>513133724
What if they try to pull a switcheroo and replace him with a carefully trained lookalike?

>>513132839
you neeed to consider their diversity

>Courts should refer to the Equal Treatment Bench Book for more guidance on how to ensure fair treatment and avoid disparity of outcomes for different groups.

>A pre-sentence report will normally be considered necessary if the offender belongs to one (or more) of the following cohorts:

>at risk of first custodial sentence and/or at risk of a custodial sentence of 2 years or less (after taking into account any reduction for guilty plea)
>female (see further information below at section 3)
>from an ethnic minority, cultural minority, and/or faith minority community, pregnant or post-natal

HOLY SHIT HE'S BEEN SHOT

This is making r*ddit seethe

>>513133805
rolling

>>513133886
I dont think amazon give away Moncler polo shirts mate

>>513134013
Magistrates: Consult your legal adviser before deciding to sentence to a community order or custodial sentence without a pre-sentence report.

>>513134172
Do you really need it to be brand name?

>>513134092
carrying a lot of bloat in his face. cocaine or chemotherapy?

>>513134092
>This is making reddit seethe
Cuckolds are usually very emotionally unstable people so this is no surprise.

>>513132839
Snakes do that to taste the air

Putin's bodyguards, scary looking Russian geezers

Trumps bodyguards, front holes, nogs and other assorted mystery meat specimens

oh nonononononono

>>513134272
>>513134337
It's a puppet, we're being psyopped

>>513134172
>Moncler
>Not wearing Fred Perry, Lonsdale, or Ben Sherman
Ar yew ev'n bri'ish moite

>>513128708
>Khalifa Eissa Benyzeed
they're jsut taking the piss now

>>513134265
Yeah I'm not flashing my car keys in front of people to flex

Still gutted Topman closed

>>513134577
I ruined my stone island polo

>>513134646
Debenhams for me

>>513134646
Hot topic for me

>>513134523
why are you easily misled by public image kek
>trump: just hires whoever, who cares
>putin: obsessed with projecting a fearsome image because that's all he has

>>513134601
>lmao kek even boggy boy have you washed any toilets today lol

>>513134716
They've taken so much from us

move here when ready lads

>>513123196
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>>513123196

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

>>513134950
fuck off chink

>>513134740
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>513134716
Go to urban ourfitters faggot

>>513134950
>banterless yank thread
shant

>>513133934
What if Alexander dugin mind controls Trump like yuri from red alert 2?

Baking real new

New when ready lads, fuck the yank thread
>>513135327
>>513135327
>>513135327

>>513134558
>>513134272
would they actually send the real Putin? is there even a 'real' Putin?

>>513134950
>multiple foren flags
>anti british
hmm
stinks of gobbo
no thanks