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>Trump told Zelenskyy and EU allies he won't discuss territory divisions with putin during Alaska talks
>60 000 dead russians in July alone - Mark Rubio
>The Institute for the Study of War assessed that the coming days will be decisive in the battles for Pokrovsk and Dobropillia
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TZD

i think the f-22s are there to remind delusional vatniggers watching this on tv that they arent getting alaska back

HERE WE GO BOYS HERE COMES TRUMP

What's the situation?

>>513129146 (OP)
TZD

>>513129146 (OP)
So, what's going to happen now, is /uhg/ gonna close?

Will based Tucker live stream twitter about the peace deal?

I smell assassination and big happening today

TZD
Also be careful, our sensors detected beige activity in the last thread.

Putin knows how to manipulate trump
100% trump will be spewing zigger tier propaganda once this is done

>>513129259
TZD will happen tonight in moscow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO4XxZ7zYLE
lol, even random tabloids are now covering the failing of ziggers
>KEK

T- 0 on Makaka's arrival
T- 30 on piss talks

It's a zigger party!

>>513129232
>i think the f-22s are there to remind delusional vatniggers watching this on tv that they arent getting alaska back
US went from
>Leave Ukraine alone
to
>You're not getting Alaska back
Much winning

>>513128927
>nevermind, i found it

>>513129335
just enough to clear the mines

Breakthrough status?

SNIPPED

i wonder how many russian media members wonder why anchorage is so beautiful and civilized compared to any siberian city. alaska would be a worthless shithole had russia never sold it kek

Trump is going to disappoint us

This is the same guy who said he trusted Putin instead of the US intelligence services

Trump is a joke, unfortunately

>>513129358
>>513128927
>picrelated

T Z D

are really things brown how knew you only If

>Almost 40 State Duma deputies rewrote assets for secret family members

>Immediately 39 State Duma deputies hid their real relations and family members to withdraw property and business assets from declaration, writes The Insider. Elite apartments, foreign real estate are recorded on secret spouses, lovers and mistresses, shares in companies and multi-billion dollar business projects.

>The tone is set by the State Duma speaker Vyacheslav Volodin, who issued an apartment for 700 million rubles for the unofficial wife, Jan Volodin (Polykin), who is the mother of three of his children. A similar situation with the famous deputy Irina Yarova - after a divorce from Viktor Alekseenko, her husband acquired two apartments more than 200 m2 in the Moscow Caramel residential complex. A deputy from Chechnya Adam Delimkhanov excluded from the declaration the wife of Razita, on which elite real estate in Moscow is recorded.

>State Duma deputies were proposed to be sent for a psychiatric examination once a quarter

>In Russia, the practice of a psychiatric examination of State Duma deputies may appear, follows from the words of a social psychologist, a member of the Russian professional psychotherapeutic league, Zara Harutyunyan. She said this in the context of the news that appeared the day before that the Ministry of Health allowed employers to independently send employees to check to psychiatric hospitals.

>“Perhaps they [the Ministry of Health] took the first step in this direction, so that we would take up the examination of these professions, because they bring such a certificate from the psycho -dispensary to school and kindergarten, and the deputies, as far as I know, do not bring it, ”said Aratunyan, answering the question of the leading“ evening paragraph ”about why the parliamentarians, on whom“ the life of us all depends on us, does not undergo an openleship examination “for adequacy”.

>According to Harutyunyan, such a certificate is “quite formal”, but this is the first stage of mental health. “They ask you:“ What day? ”,“ What is your name? ”,“ Are you from this planet or from where? Perhaps this is the beginning of a soft environmentally friendly return to the world that the state is worried, that this, of course, is important in key positions, "She explained.

>From March 1, 2026, the new rules of the obligatory psychiatric examination of employees of a number of professions will come into force in Russia, Kommersant reported. Employers, according to amendments, will be able to send employees to a psychiatric hospital for a long examination, if, according to the results of a medical examination, they find “signs of a mental disorder”. Previously, the conclusion of a psychiatrist was required for this, but now the need for it will disappear, and the bosses will be able to make the relevant decisions on their own.

>>513129297
luckily its not a one on one. if marco rubio is sitting in there i feel a bit better. the very pro ukraine cia chief is there too but not sure if he'll be sitting in.

>>513129391
Looks like a troondick getting severed

>i-if I post this myself they won't laugh at me!
Smartest Somali monkey

>>513129441
>They won't know that it's me in that picture if I post it myself
Still not working, my Beige friend.

>Having attacked Ukraine and breaking relations with almost all developed countries of the world, the Kremlin continues to attempt to create the appearance of the lack of international isolation. According to the head of the Department of State of Africa (south of Sahara) of the Russian Foreign Ministry Anatoly Bashkin, Russia is working to simplify the visa regime with Zimbabwe, Zambia, Mozambik and Esvatini - one of the poorest states of the world with a high level of crime.

>“Draft documents [on the mitigation of the visa regime] were transferred to foreign partners and are under their consideration,” Bashkin said in an interview with the so -called “African initiative” - the Russian news agency, which, according to the investigation of “Bi SI”, publishes materials with proxy narratives and disinformation about Western countries.

nigger initiative lmao

>>513129391
haha based azov

>Ozon, under the pretext of “BPP attacks”, was evacuated by employees to give them the summons

>At one of the Ozon warehouses, employees witnessed the false evacuation, which turned out to be an operation to present the summons. As the “Movement of Conscious Refushes” reported, it all started with a mass mailing of SMS about the allegedly discovered drone. Then the internal fire alarm worked at the facility, and the staff was taken to the street. There people were built in a line, after which several men in civilian clothes approached them.

>They read the names of five young workers and right in front of the eyes of their colleagues handed the subpoenas to the military enlistment office to undergo a medical examination. Where exactly the incident occurred, DSO does not specify. According to eyewitnesses, this is the second similar raid in the warehouse in recent months.

>The State Duma called not to be afraid of mobilization due to the launch of the register of electronic summons

>Citizens receiving notifications about entering their data to the electronic register of the summons of the Ministry of Defense are not threatened with mobilization or disposal for military service, said the head of the Duma defense committee Andrei Kartapolov. According to him, there is a “normal work” on the filling and clarification of information about the Russians who are in stock or not on military registration.

>The military registration and enlistment office enters the new information system with the data that they have previously served in the army and this information now needs to be updated, the deputy explained. He also called on the Russians to provide the military authorities with relevant data about themselves, noting that this can be done, among other things, through the “public services”.

>Kartapolov also noted that in the upcoming autumn draft (from October 1), the agenda about the urgent service will be simultaneously sent in electronic and paper form, since some distant parts of the country are not provided with the Internet.

>Last week, human rights activists reported, that in Russia since the beginning of July, the number of citizens who received notifications of the inclusion of summons in the register has grown sharply. In the newsletter, the military were offered to undergo authorization and get an extract about their data. Lawyer Artem Klyga and the head of the “go forest” project Grigory Sverdlin noted, what is about a large -scale campaign to fill the base on the eve of the autumn call.

>“Messages come from all over Russia. They include not only ordinary draftees, but also women, 17-year-old adolescents, as well as people with limited fitness for service, ”Sverdlin explained.

>>513129146 (OP)
WTF JUST HAPPEND

>>513129237
seriously both sides are stressing before this meeting, obviously

also we've been through this before.. I am conviced 1000%... I'll stop lol...

>The authorities thought about the ban on the construction of high -rise buildings in the regions after a series of communal accidents

>State Duma deputies proposed for five years to ban the construction of multi -storey buildings in settlements where "the infrastructure deficit is more than 50%", to stimulate the "quality provision" of the regions with such an infrastructure. We are talking about the initiative from the “fair Russia” and the LDPR transport, social infrastructure, as well as housing and communal services, the wear of which, according to official figures, is from 40 to 80% depending on the region.

Not only isn't Russia a carrier country anymore, it won't be a high-rise building country either.

>There was a lack of a million movers, drivers and storekeepers in Russia

>In the logistics industry of Russia, a shortage of 1 million employees arose, the market participants told Izvestia. We are talking about segments of transportation, warehouse processing and management of supplies.

Imagine having shortage of 1 000 000 fucking people just in logistics lmao

>sumyiv offensiviy
>porkroast breakthrough
I don't need to even ask status on these textbook examples of military strategy xaxa)))
*checks map*
WAIT YOU CANT DO THAT IN A LAND WAR!!!!!!!!

>The largest navigable state-owned company of Russia has become unprofitable due to US sanctions

>“Sovcomflot”, the largest shipping company in Russia and the chief operator of the National Tanker Fleet, faced a sharp deterioration in the financial situation. According to the results of the first half of the year 2025, the “Otkomflot” received $ 435 million pure loss against a profit of $ 324 million a year earlier, follows from his reporting in IFRS.

The snibbedy snab of donbas is complete

>Russian companies will begin to be fined for the lack of jobs for war participants

>Russian regions began to oblige companies to reserve jobs for war participants against Ukraine, as well as introduce fines for the absence of dedicated quotas, Vedomosti write. So, in case of non -compliance with quotas for the former military, monetary sanctions were introduced in the Vologda, Novgorod and Kursk regions. In all three regions, a fine of up to 100 thousand rubles, individual entrepreneurs (individual entrepreneurs) - up to 50 thousand, and officials - up to 30 thousand rubles, will face a fine for appropriate violation of the legal entities.

>In the Vologda region, the fines on fines will enter into force on September 1 of this year.The obligation is extended to employers in whom the number of employees exceeds 100 people, the necessary quota is 1%. About 450 regional enterprises fall under this requirement, the exception is defense plants, organizations of disabled people and companies in the liquidation stage.

1% seems a little excessive for samovars, if Russian population is around 130 000 000 people huh

>>513129560
>doubling down

>>513129391
Heckin osher nazis from Azov performed a Guiness record of a circumcision

I'm going to sleep
If I wake up tomorrow and the war is over I'll post my anus ITT or whatever. Nothing's gonna happen, I expect full TACO or Pynia won't come

>>513129741
>W-we didn't need that breakthrough anyway

fucking jeets in the Sky News chat

>Banks began to reject almost 80% of loans applications

>Banks massively reject the applications of Russians to receive loans: according to the results of July, the share of approval on loans amounted to only 21.4%. This follows from the data of the National Bureau of Credit History (NBBA), which lead to Izvestia. From 75 to 80% of applications, and on mortgages, despite the effect of preferential programs, are deflected in car loans and consumer loans. The decrease in the key rate from 21 to 18% and the reduction in loan rates did not change the number of approvals - the indicator grew by only 0.7% per month.

digits and monke's plane crashes

>>513129859
beggar

>>513129870
all these live feeds man full of stinky indians, I am so fucking sick of this poop worshipping boob and vagene cow poop bastards

>>513129870
BASED HUGO

>>513129870
> Pay me
Most professional shill ever saar

Budanov... give us your best drone-powered assassination today...

>>513129918
>mfw when i missed the EEy0re ID by a single letter

alright /uhg/ let's get some predictions going. im going to say
>50% chance trump walks out on putin
>30% chance of a real pow swap
>20% chance they agree on territory exchange
>less than 1% chance of a seize fire or the war ending

>snibbers on the chair
what did they mean by that?

>>513129391
Where's the jeet nigger with the snail pic

man getting jeltzin flashbacks.. is he too drunk? is he going to exit the plane?

>>513129870
>Free India from the smell of poopies
Wait, I thought they love that?

>>513129870
Hey it's just like all the pro russnigger troons in /uhg/ LMAO

>>513130010
cease fire* im dumb

>>513129232
>>513129212
/thread

>>513129870
>FREE INDIA FROM THE SMELL OF POOPIES
Hugo, you bloddy philistine!

:( why isn't zelensky at the meeting??? He should have a say too

>>513129938
Ook for me, monkey

>>513130155
It's fun watching jeet niggers think that Trump will save them LMAO

>>513129938
Henlo beggar, I'm ukie

>>513130010
ceasefire could happen and this doesnt mean that war will end. A 30 day ceasefire would maybe benefit ukraine while the orange retard can brag about ending the war

Remember in a couple of days when jeet nigger shills will go back to saying, "F-FUCK ZOGNALD" JEJAROOO

>>513129741
>overextend
>get chopped up
They never learn. Literally never.

>>513129938
Shush little macaque, lest you want to get stashed>>513129335

>>513130020
i aint no jeet tho

>>513130269
I know i just think both aren't going to happen

>>513129212
>>513129258
this desu desu moshi moshi

>>513130346
The snail lost its eyes, lmao

>>513130346
grim

>>513130234
>trump wont be able to stop the war
oh no

>‼ Trump: I won't be happy if I walk away without some form of a ceasefire.
MONKEEE, YOU BETTER KNEEL

>>513130234
>the Good Czars Trump and Putin will surely save us from the evil boyars
like pottery

>Putin arriving in Alaska

Customs: Name?
Putin: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Putin: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation

>>513130413
>Announce intent of koteling
>get kotel'd instead
Why are they like this?

>>513130413
>Sumy copefensive - russnigger disaster
>Zapo copefensive - russnigger disaster
>Pokvorsk breakthrough copefensive - russnigger disaster

When will the shitskins start noosing after this pathetic display? LMAO

>>513130413
Imagine being a pidor in one of those two red dots

>>513130013
They gonna force transition Shelomov to comply with Trump's decree

for love of god does anyone of you have this shit, tried to fiend jeltsin getting drunk as fuck off the plane?

>>513130329
>little
im 200 pounds you fentanyl zombie

>>513130346
Such a relief that the real one ran away to Poland
But now the snail's zister has to suffer

>>513130503
Because they're commie niggers of course, lmao.

>>513130413
grim dark indeed
>>513130405
>zigger casually roasting
kek

>>513130553
How many more chimpouts before you start spamming scat, beige nigger?

>>513130525
I know what's going through their heads right now
>its 5.45

What will my /uhg/ comrades do when comrade Krasnov cucks them AGAIN? Will anyone stream his sudoku comrades? Lmaooooooooooooooooo!

>>513130553
>Nigger starts talking about fentanyl
Oh nononooo

>>513130413
Now is a perfect time to remind anons of the shitskin copers on twatter that thought this was going to save them LMAO

First up, the mudslime nigger ayden

>>513129994
kek

>>513130682
Hey there you are nigger, WHAT HAPPENED LMAO

>>513130739
copensive at it's peak got just as large as ayden's well "manhood"

>>513129237
>blyat this pisses me off, makes me want to rape!
big fucking status?

Can't forget the faggot lordbebo LMAO

>>513130739
Every day is a prolapse day when you are a zerbian

>>513130578
it will reach berlin soon and surely then I'll stop laughing at ziggers

>>513130553
more like 200kg

>>513130682
by KILLING RUSSIANS

And finally, clocking in at 9months ago.....ARMCHAIR COPELORD LMAO

>>513129391
Azov and Magyar are in this area. Zizterz never stood a chance.

Hello, shitskin shills, Pokvorsk Kotel status? LMAO

>>513129146 (OP)

When will the pigkraine stop losing?

>>513129237
>gains reverted in a few days
composted ruzbots wont be returned, however

>>513129599
That's fucking funny.

>>513130553
Don't lie, azoooka

>>513130984
They will add plenty of carbon to the soil though lmao

both Azuca and faggotxio appear at the same time more than once.

Don't mind me, I'm just NOOOOTICING.

>>513130739
hahahahahah
chugtrannies were so confident it's unbelievable

here we go.. damnit this is the one he was too drunk to get off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePe0Ir4_nmI

I was just a little anon then... is there one where goes down drunk as fug or am I remember wrong?

>>513131050
shitskin marxio has to explain his Pokvorsk kotel corpse, which he's trying his hardest to avoid talking about LMAO

>>513130553
My bad fatso, didn't mean to misgender you

>>513131079
Got some more fun ones, the shitskin croat vpnigger.

>>513130553
And what, 155?

>>513130739
>ukraine sending its best troops to reverse gains in area with no strategic value
>they will now suffer heavy casualties for tactical gains that will just enable russia to eventually make strategic gains because this is a war of attrition

>>513131079
The jeet nigger jewpill poster.

>>513130010
100% nothing happens and they only have vague promise like ‘we discuss and agreed on a progress to peace’

>>513131079
cum/chug/gers on suicide watch

>>513131050
>noooooooooooticing
>during the Trump - Monke talks
Hmmmmmmm you might be onto something comrade leechbro!

Ukraine is going to get cooked and sliced out of the lands it stole to hungary, poland, romania and russia during the meeting

>>513131195
nigger russians are using mobiks on scooters to advance dont you realise how pathetic this is?

>>513131195
>in area with no strategic value
>no strategic value
AND THERE IT IS BOYS, THE SHITSKIN SHILL DEPARTMENT HAS OFFICIALLY GONE INTO MEMORYHOLE MODE. EVEN FAGGOT MARXIO CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT LMAO

CAN I GET A KEKAROOOO?

>>513131256
back to algeria shitskin

>Another Russian governmental plane has just appeared on Radar right next to Anchorage Airport...

>Putin?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So, uh.... What happens to these Russians in Kucheriv Yar?

>>513131215
this, just here for any memes that might surface

>>513131316
Engoodening.

>>513131195
>new script just arrived

>>513131316
Here's a sneak peak, you don't get 60 000 killed russniggers in July alone by letting them live, LMAO

>>513131316
>So, uh.... What happens to these russians in Kucheriv Yar?

>>513131141
look we all saw the frankfurt shit...

wtf man crack and fentanyl ...

pic is from the "yeltsin" as you spell it in english.. phones...

>>513131316
Azoving

>>513131137
I am in vacation comrade, I couldn't care less about your fantasy cope. You are mentally ill, sorry.

>>513131316
There are only two choices: Get stashed >>513129335
Or join the cube

Some more sneak peeks of what happens in the snail copefensive LMAO

>>513131195
This is hilarious, because this is basically the opposite cope of
>Russia is winning too slowly
cope

>>513131179
>>513131214
kek - this is gold.

>>513131039
I prefer my ziggers medium - instead of well done +

>>513131141
why is there crack and fentanyl in frankfurt?
I mean unlike oslo(never ever ever go there) where is "just" heroin and other zombie shit... ugh..

>>513131436
LMAO, MARXIO IS ALWAYS ON VACATION BOYS. How many more weeks until Pokvorsk shitskin?

>>513131195
You are correct. This is a war of attrition.
A war Russia is losing at a catastrophic 14:1 kill ratio.
The strategic value of that ground is that it is the place where the Russian army is being systematically destroyed. Every tactical gain they make costs them men they can never replace.

PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA

PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA

PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA

PUTIN HAS LANDED IN ALASKA

Couple of days ago btw LMAO

>>513131558
kek nice

>>513131039
can the soil get aids

>>513131552
Sorry jeet nigger, no amount of distracting will save your Pokvorsk cope. Here's your contribution btw shitskin lmao.

>>513131558
there was so many of those i should have screened them all

trips and Trumps is gifting Alaska to Moskow

>>513131558
shitskin btfo

>>513131552
shoot it

>>513131434
a nigger triptic except instead of a beautiful work of art its smelly, brown and pedophilic

>>513131619
Thankfully no. Mother Earth will pull all of the carbonized commie niggers and turn it into fertile land.

>>513131648
based

>>513131552
what happened to the first plane? did it pretend ot land, then another flied around and now try to land again?

>>513131648
digits and trump nukes russia from alaska

Now where's that jewpill'ing jeet nigger on a script. I got a bunch of his nigger cope I wanna shove down his nigger face LMAO

Numbers on this post and nooks loaded on B-2s get primed and blow up them all

>>513131678
The Shill Triptych:
1. The Smelly
2. The Tranny Chaser
3. The Pedophile

>>513131434
>kabyla
Lavrov's kin?

>>513129146 (OP)
>gunpowder
>Rayazan
I made a joke about Rayazan sugar yesterday so this is extra funny

>>513131814
Most of them can fit all 3 categories LMAO

A spotter's guide to the shills in this general. They're getting desperate and they all follow the same four broken scripts:
1/2
1. The Whataboutist
His only move is to scream about Iraq, Vietnam, or Libya the second you post a picture from Bucha. His goal is to make you feel like a hypocrite so you shut up.
The White Nationalist variant is the easiest to break. He'll post "replacement" memes while cheering for a multi-ethnic horde that's slaughtering white Slavs and importing Central Asians to replace them. Force him to explain the contradiction. He will seethe and deflect.
2. The "Gotcha" Guy
A pedant who thinks he's found a fatal flaw in the narrative.
"Umm, actually, Zelenskyy is an unelected dictator!" (deliberately ignores that martial law suspends elections).
"Umm, actually, the Budapest Memorandum was just a pinkie promise!" (deliberately ignores that Ukraine gave up the world's 3rd largest nuclear arsenal for it).
His entire argument depends on you not knowing the context. The second you provide it, his frame collapses.

>>513131727
kek

SAVED

>>513131648
id heard rumors of something about letting him have some of the contested mineral rights that are in the ocean between russia and US
in return, hed then presumably have to cede back some land in the east of ukraine

its kinda retarded to think we would ever give anything to them, esp for a war thats as meaningless as this to us. but its not like yurop was ever gonna let this shit wind down

>>513131857
Well, our french frien Nafri *has* to be horse-faced
Mutt genetics doing their job

>>513131952
2/2
3. The Doomer
The nihilist accountant who only sees costs.
"It's a pointless meatgrinder for both sides."
"Sanctions are just hurting European consumers."
He wants you to feel hopeless and support surrender. He is psychologically incapable of processing a strategic victory that isn't just taking land. The 14:1 casualty ratio breaks his brain. The destruction of the Black Sea Fleet breaks his brain. He has no answer for strategic attrition.
4. The Purity Tester
The lowest-effort shill. His only line is:
"If you care so much, why aren't YOU fighting in a trench near Pokrovsk?"
His goal is to disqualify anyone not on the front lines from having an opinion. He is the easiest to mirror. One million Russian men fled their own country to avoid fighting. The sons of the Russian elite are in Dubai. They are the ultimate shirkers.
Notice the pattern. None of them can defend Russia's actual, present-day performance in the war. They can't, because it's a catastrophe. So they retreat to history, semantics, and insults. It's all they have left.

Monke will get some rare banan.

>>513132097
Maybe Pootin will tumble down the stairs and break his neck...

>>513131990
It is all bullshit
This meeting is for propaganda only as both Trump and Putin need sth to show off to the growing restless masses

Vladimir Putin has been arrested in the Anchorage International Airport

HAPPENINGS!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breakthrough memoryholed into the 5th dimension

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

What are russniggers dying for?

>>513132381
Certainly not Pokvorsk, because they'll never get it LMAO. Peep that date

>>513132381
to protect their riches from globohomo HATO

>The composition of the delegations at the negotiations (they will be held 3 on 3):

USA: Trump, Rubio and Witkoff.
Russia: Putin, Lavrov, Ushakov.

>>513132240
yea youre just some doomered out retard tho
putin doesnt show up to this kinda shit for fucking fun. hell, he usually doesnt show up at all. he just bitches out.

nah he wants an out, and he knows dons the only one in the world willing to give him one rn.
so hell prolly take it. its EU/ukraine that are the wildcards. hence why theyre not even fucking invited in the first place lmao

>>513132381
The Unification of all their slavic brothers under Putin of course

>>513132381
see
>>513132317
To be forgotten and spat on the next minute by ziggershills sitting comfortably in Lakhta center.

>>513132505
>Witkoff
why the fuck he keeps that retard around lmao

>>513131316
they either become a meat cube or prisoner fund.

>>513132505
>Witkoff
jesus christ

>>513132381
for no-homo gay parties

>>513132552
So why are more slavic ppl dead then before ?

what the fuck
USA humiliation ritual

>>513132592
>prisoner fund
new deposits

>>513132505
>SHARTkoff
Its so ZOGver

>Putin height mogged by the fucking flight stewardess
lol

>>513132651
every state leader gets the red carpet

>>513132651
Armed forces is nothing but humiliation rituals whenever you're not in active combat.

HERE WE GO

Putin is the rightful king of all Slavs. Trump knows that

>>513132745
5'2 little kgb kike getting mogged by a fucking stewardess LMAO

Lol pynya looks like he has trouble walking.

cringe
>agent mulder and sculder fbi..
man they should have worn sunglasses

>>513132826
Can confirm

>>513132855
what body double is this one? looks like 2

POOPKING

>>513132745
fairly sure you need to be minimum 1.70 for that job and mister manly man is like 1.55

>>513132852
This a new one or the same one russians bragged about a month ago? least i think it's been a month now.

Did he just fucking tell trump to shut up?

>>513132637
To their pov it is necessary sacrifice
That is how a Russian function you know? He will have to justify all his suffering living in a shithole by sth grandeur provided by Putin

>>513132852
>>513132946

>>513132914
This one's nicknamed unitaz

>>513132852
>map
the type of shit only found in the depths of z telegram

>>513132855
Feeble old faggot having a tough time LEL

monke

why do I get rocky theme in my head?
FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT

>>513132915
POO

>F22s and B2 flight
MOGGED

ITS HIM?

>>513132974
>>513133036

LOOK HOW SMALL PUTIN IS HAHAHA

>"president Putin will you stop killing civilians"
well this women wont have a job tomorrow

>>513133073
kek

>>513132984
Why is putin replacing them with jeets churkas and niggets
Why do ppl have to be united by killing them ?

>>513133096
any expert on pooptin clones?

>>513133164
Sure she will. She's not Russian press.

THEY KIDNAPPED MONKE

>>513132953
This was their first cope. Gets funnier as time goes on

>>513132986
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TINY PEOPLE AROUND YOU TO MAKE YOU LOOK BIG JEJAROOOOO

>>513133164
lol wtf
that's pretty based

>>513133096
BIG BOY

>>513133096
it seems mcdonny lies about his height too

>>513133216
right lets pretend the american press is free

>>513129146 (OP)
ARE YOU MAD?!
k e k

>>513133029
The /chug/troons really loved it LMAO

>>513133096
They sent the tallest zigger they had left

>>513133164
who said it?

>>513132530
isnt any major shift on the warfront
It will be just lips service paraded by both Trump, as successful peace talks gimme Nobel, and Putin, as the west finally kneels and serves them Ukraine on the plate
After this they will be back on grinding the war as their usual business

>>513133220
NOOOOO

Why does he look bloated / bogged?

>>513133309
Tell me all about targeted assassinations of reporters in USA, al-Döhneristan.

They look so happy smiling together

>>513133317
hes so small

>>513133408
Of course. It's propaganda gold for back home.

>>513133386
New plastic surgery on the tallest lookalike they had

Okay /uhg/
Which one do (You) think has arrived?

>>513133408
is that the grandma double that we first saw in mariupol? she doesnt talk much

>>513133404
>>513133408
man they really pumped him some extra botox

>>513133297
Ya, he says he's 6'4, he's definitely not, way closer to 5'11/6

>>513133386
thats a mask.

>>513133386
Looks like the guy from the famous mine explosion video.

>>513133485
Its crazy how US decided to validate him

>>513133509
The jovial bloat bag in the middle.

>>513133509
#4, Kuzma

did he shit a little with that flyover?

>>513133509
they sent this version

>>513133509
It's a new one name unitaz

some reminder over putin head now

>>513133582
Because it's also propaganda gold (or so he thinks) for Trump, who's been fishing for the Nobel Peace Prize with his I MAEK PEACE DAEL shit all year.

>>513133643
i missed the flyover, what happened?

>>513133408
Pipa looks happy getting out of puzcia

>>513129146 (OP)
Losers general thread

>>513133404
so was pic song related... I doubt man..
https://youtu.be/FBnAZnfNB6U

that it goes anywhere

is just a funny song

Trump clapping for Putin is the funniest humiliation ritual LMAO

>>513133681
kek thats actually a gangster move

>>513133509
Now that I look at pics itt
Its either Udmurt or Kuchma
That means I FUARKing called the Udmurt dupe's arrival

>>513133681
to be fair the fly over was kinda hilarious

>>513133728
>>513133681
B-2 went by with some F-35s in tow

>>513133799
kek
he is really retarded, isn't he?

>>513133582
Trump decided to farm peace talks point for some reason
Probably because of a certain secret files incident recently

>>513133684
Trump still thinks this is Ussr(even their "might" was inflated), not knowing that todays russia is feudal shithole

>>513133681
bullshit. Trump ordered that jus tto gloat and make circus. I am pretty sure he said stuff like "did you see that Vladimir? we have so nice planes. Did you like it? Yes Donald"

>>513133681
All this seething. Why you mad though?

>>513133684
do you think he cares about a nobel peace prize? he doesnt think about that.

>>513133850
Yes, extremely so

>>513129809
needs a red arrow

someone take the bake please

>>513133096
That's definitely not him, because Trump is like 30cm taller than monke

i can bake one bread

>>513129146 (OP)
Not looking good bros.

journos
>president putin will you stop killing civilians in Ukraine?
pootin
>shrugs
off to a great start

>>513133509
non but ffs is not greta just look at this guy is this swedish rapper called petter, clearly an underpants gnome...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gITjhYfdjvs

what is this phenotype?

>>513134271
monke will get fpvd tonigth

>>513134273
keak

>>513134271
Remember to noose when this meeting is over and I'm still collecting dead russian nigger corpses lmao

Sup /uhg/ bros,

Is there a site that doxxes/ruins ZIGGERS living in the West? I met a perfect specimen irl, to make it even funnier she's a camwhore and trying to hide it. Would be even more hilarious if we could get her deported lol.

>>513129237
Based Azov

>>513134273
>finally ... banan is near

>>513134273
Nightmare fuel

>>513134273
hahahaha
I'm pissing my self

>>513134379
>blyat

>>513134379
Monke confused about what an actual superpower looks like lmao

baking

seething khokhols kek. seethe more you expendable meatbags, now onto the trenches!!!

>>513134273
lmao

>>513134452
>henlo?
>nightmare fuel?

>>513129146 (OP)
But agent z told me this is how meetings go.

NEW THREAD
>>513134630
>>513134630
>>513134630
>>513134630

>>513134596
kek this one is even better

>>513134379
>You guys have bombers?

>>513134379
>wow, their CGI are more convincing than our own!

>>513134423
There was that vatnik soup guy? https://vatniksoup.com/en/soups/154/
What are her details?

>>513134423
Just pump and dump her monte-kun