Thread 513132934

On Friday, US President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin will meet in Anchorage, Alaska, at 3:30 pm ET, 8:30 pm BST
Live Updates
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2kzn1nw1d4t

>Streams
Lookner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rq7oJMFISE

Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvo6hfzloIA

CNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mD2RwtNPo


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>>513122106

First for TKD!

WONT YOU MEET ME HALFWAAAAAAYYY

>>513132934 (OP)
holy shit

OH MY GOD A PLANE JUST FLEW OVER MY SUMMIT

AVRA

>>513132934 (OP)
THE GLOCK AIN'T NO FUCKING JOKE
DONNIE GOING OUT IN FUCKING SMOKE

>>513132934 (OP)
Good day

ITS A FLYBY!!!

>B2 flyby
I can send some over moscow, you know.
or over kiev

>SHOW OF FORCE TO INTIMIDATE PUTLER
BASED

TOTAL SEPHARDIC GF VICTORY!

>Clap
>Clap
>Clap
burguerbros...

Ukraine is fucked.

Holy shit B2!

are these reporters or activists

Ahha haha Trump just went for the pull in handshake during the photoshoot, what a cunt

>>513132934 (OP)
2 zogbots what could go wrong

>>513132934 (OP)
Mommy's boy all grown up.

>>513132934 (OP)
What do you think the expired jew is doing right now?

>>513132934 (OP)
AMERICA KNEEL, PUTIN WON, ITS OVER

>>513133098
>>513133057
KEK

>>513132934 (OP)
The point of meeting is to give Putin the final offer

>>513132934 (OP)
HOLY SHIT TRUMP JUST MOGGED POOTIN WITH THE FLYBY

>>513133163
Zelensky literally just won.

>>513132934 (OP)
Mogged

aaaaaaaaaaand into the limo for the blowjob

vulgar display of power

theyre sharing a limo kek

>>513133163
he's on an important all hand teams meeting in the SIS

>>513133104
it fucking rattled Putin

KEK

who losted? who wonned?

Blowjob?

>>513132934 (OP)

Anglo news in absolute awe and stunned silence after 3 hour of catty seething kek.

>>513133195
THEY ARE LITERALLY HAVING A WHOLESOME COUNTRY TRIP MOMENT!!

holy shit

>>513133162
this Putin clone is really tall huh

>>513132934 (OP)
lookner in the op BAYBEEE thank the mods

So thats it theres no Beyonce performance or anytihng? wtf?

>>513133203
Basically, with the expectation that Putin will decline. This is just to say "well we tried, but China and India are funding slaughter!" to scare investors away from BRICS

Remember when Putin made Obama drink boot tea?
https://youtu.be/5P1q3IDjBaI

PUTIN IS LAUGHING I REPEAT PUTIN IS NODDING AND LAUGHING

>>513133305
I can give you one OwO

>>513133268
What dirty joke is Trump telling him right now?

>>513133273
SIS?
>>513133225
On levels but physical, kek

Does anyone have Putin's thumbs up lmao

It's so over for the Kiev junta

Get Xi and Netanyahu in there and you got the only relevant leaders in the world right now.

>>513133339
need a closeup photo of his shoes

POST YOUR DIPLOMACY FACES!!!!!

Well that was kino
Putin almost shitting a brick at the flyover was funny

timing a b-2 flyover when he got out of the plane just to get in his head is sociopathic mind games lmfao

bruh hes gonna spy out the car

>>513133302
chabad won

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Sky News.

>the Russian media flying over to Alaska were apparently eating Chicken Kiev. Perhaps a dig at Ukraine.

I can’t. Bongs wtf has become of you kek!

>>513133373
Trump has good bantz.

Imagine a world where the US and Russia were allied against the insect menace. Retard Europeans ruined it all.

>>513132934 (OP)
compared to Zelenskiy's fuck-up of a meeting this one seems to be starting all right

>>513133104
it kinda was

>>513132934 (OP)
Just here to mine salt, don't disappoint me warmongers.

>>513132934 (OP)
Trump is a fat embarrassment to his country and the world.

They're talking hebrew in that limo

>>513133430
MI6 HQ

Face of a man that will sell our country to capitalists

>>513133362
I don't think Putin will decline. Putin isn't exactly totally winning as much as Z shills want to pretend

TRUMP JUST SURRENDERED TO RUSSIA
USA IS KILL
TRUMP JUST SURRENDERED TO RUSSIA
USA IS KILL
TRUMP JUST SURRENDERED TO RUSSIA
USA IS KILL
TRUMP JUST SURRENDERED TO RUSSIA
USA IS KILL

lookner is the only yid i like holy shit
Love his sensationalism it gets me every-time

Can someone please scare away all the five eyes jeets? Bong flags have become a real plague since regular bongs are no longer allowed here.

Half of Ukraine will be Russia.

>>513133288
Putin looks disappointed. He wanted to see Melania again.

caption this.

>>513133449
:3
>>513133522
Thanks :3

>>513133421
grab em by the pussy

>>513133528
i noticed that too
i wonder why he's laughing, i don't think they talk the same language

>>513133467
>omg he looked up when planes flew by that means Ukraine is winning!
do amerfats really?

>>513133528
its over rusfren

Very based. I hope they get along well and have a good time.

>>513133373
you get the east Vladimir, i'll have the west

deal

lets go to mcdonalds

>>513133287
>HE LOOKED AT THE PLANES TOTALLY RATTLED!
nafo is here.

>>513133106
>t.

I DON'T WANT PEACE I DONT WANT THE HAPPENINGS TO END
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>513133584

Reddits that way pal

>putin wasn't told about the flyover
>this is clearly a sign trump is his puppet

>>513133601
alaska... home...

trump said that he failed without ceasefire today

>>513133611
Putin understands english.

>>513133505
JD Dunce isn't there to sabotage the meeting at the jews' orders.

>>513133528
mafia ass meeting hahahaha

>>513132934 (OP)
Two kikes meet again.

>>513133243
kek

puTINY

Sky News just declared that Putin WON.

It's over.

that was bullshit they should have had a live performance

Lol bongs are absolutely seething here
https://youtu.be/vvo6hfzloIA?t=3303

>>513133528
Only fren missing is Kim and the trio is back together riding in cars

>>513133528
>Face of a man that will sell our country to capitalists
I still hope he doesn't, but I fear the same.

>>513133555
Checked, hey MI56 why you kill the princess? Was she vaxxed to death or murdered by the bloody bastard kaaaang for fucking other men?

>>513133473
>>513133467
>uhhh...

>>513133601
Why is he melting?

>>513133528
>nooo brooo he's getting the band back together brooo the fuckin sssr bro the fall of the soviet union was the worst catastrophe in the 20th century FUCK.

and now.....we wait

>>513133642
Thanks for the compliment

has israel decided what warcrime they're going to commit while everyone's distracted?

>>513133201
cyriak... better times

>>513133714
double jointed?

That fucking pull in lol, Putin was pissed

>>513133694
then he's laughing at a joke from donald

the KGB are hard to spot desu

>>513133677
"... At least it used to be until I fucked everything up."

>>513133649
There’s no happenings it’s just Ukraine slowly losing

>>513133611
Putin knows and can speak English, he just pretends he doesn’t nowadays. There’s old video of him speaking English.

>>513133795
>the fall of the soviet union was the worst catastrophe in the 20th century
True

>>513133740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xqb416S7o

Take your fish oil

>>513133686

Why don’t you use the actual quote. He said he would be unhappy. Ze Germans. They can’t be allowed to rise. US and RU should cut you up to ensure it. They probably already have Kek. Where’s merz faggot? Hiding Macrons gram bag as usual.

>>513133601
Who the fuck is that?

>>513133827
lifts so tall they may as well be stilts

>>513133838
donald is the joke though

>>513133837
fucking kek why does trump do that every time

>>513132934 (OP)
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Zelensky sooooo mad right now, kek!

>>513133736
thanks for this link i love hearing them cry hahahaha

>>513133695
Trump greeted Zelenskiy at the doors of WH that way so you just knew shitstorm was a-brewing

>>513133803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXos2ZIYkA

>>513132934 (OP)
watching the happening on my favorite youtuber'tard
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRa-auo2vA

>>513133837
And the handtap to neutralize putins overhand position lmao

>Putin and Trump walk down the red carpet
>pass the jet fighter
>one of the jet cockpit open
>camera focus on it
>smoke coming out
>quick cut to putin and trump
>behind them zelensky running
>BY GAWD ITS ZELENSKY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

A NUKE WENT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

>>513133864
journalists in italian just said that he doesn't lol
i guess they're lying already

>>513133837
Trump looks weak and pathetic lol

What's the chance this is the real putin?

>flyover of 4 F-35 and a B-22
nice flex burgers
very based

>>513132934 (OP)
digits and Alaska is sold

>>513133837
He doesn't really get him though

AMERFATS REALLY DID A FLY OVER FOR A WAR CRIMINAL LOL

>>513133949
Sorry I unplugged the camera to charge my phone. I fixed it

>>513133949
rip TONY B

THEY'RE BOTH BODY DOUBLES

>>513133943
I didnt know the one man army against kathleen kennedy also did political stuff, nice.

What a fat slob.

honest question
why doesn't USA just arrest putin on the spot
tell Russia complete surrender or you're not getting Putin back

would that not be possible?

>>513133837
Putin looks elated and I noticed him checking out the F-35’s lol

Why aren't the police there to arrest Putin?

I have watched a YT video on the breakdown of the presidential convoy and its pretty fucking hectic, considering it would be x2 today also. Unironically Alaska would be the safest place in the world today

>>513133528
Which version of putin is this

They say the meetings may last 6-7 hours. Will I wake up in a peaceful world tomorrow?

>>513133649
Nothing will happen anon (unless a soldier loses it)

>>513134073
Under which authority?

if no ceasefire happens today you know trump literally sold out the US to distract from the epstein files

>>513134070
russia would just keep fighting under medvedev or something

>>513133837
putin should have left him hanging

>>513133911
we're all a joke

>2 most powerful men in the world
>no sticky

why are jannies like this

>>513134070

nukes would fly you moroccan faggot, you have to go back.

Funny how lookner covers every fucking happening and nothingburger and still somehow doesn't recognize any of the iconic planes.

>>513133991
very expensive lineup kek

>>513133225
What did he win?

>>513133993
Digits and we're building the Bering Straight Bridge and raping the Eurocucks

>>513134012
>A WAR CRIMINAL
where, no Argentinians are invited

>>513133287
Is lookner giving a nazi salute to Trump?

>>513134070
because a peacfull russia under the control of Putin is good for business for the US
also NOOOKS

>>513133896
silence india

>>513134070
Because someone even crazier might grab the power in Russia?

>>513134170
how do I get girls like these?
question

>>513133163
Shidding and farding and sweating lots

>>513134143
hey retarded groyper the summit is tomorrow

>>513134163
>lookner watching lookner
classic

JUST IN - US MAY PENALIZE RUSSIA OIL BUYERS INCLUDING CHINA IF TALKS FAIL - BLOOMBERG

>>513134073
He has a bodyguards with nuke button.

>>513134143
Russia will continue to shell and drone Ukrainian civilians tomorrow as if nothing happened.

>>513133975
Yeah they’re definitely lying.

>>513133928
Yep, first comment was about his clothes.

>>513133928
that's because Zelensky met with these faggots right before

>>513132934 (OP)
Next general needs to LOOKNERcentric
Without lookner we would have ZERO coverage

>>513133473
Stagecraft

>>513134175
>all the money Elon saved for this one picture
kek

>>513134070
>tell Russia complete surrender or you're not getting Putin back
who the fuck would want the useless faggot back?

>>513134170
NAFO terrorists really wanted WW3 to end their miserable lives.

>>513134175
Some of our viewers think those might be helicopters.

What's the point of a "grand meeting" when everything can be discussed on a phone?
This is probably a distraction from something bigger.

honestly, Putin doesn't look good. I don't think he is gonna last long. Maybe that's why he agreed to talks - he wants to finish what he started?

Hope we will get our peace.

>>513133993
It's about saving wall street. Trump has to offer him something that wall street doesn't already have in its books with 10 times leverage. So alaska is out of the question.

>>513134170
If their private talks go 7 hours, the sticky will happen during the presser. imo

>>513134175
:^)

>>513134070
why would we want the war to end like that?

>>513134221
study psychology or finance

>>513134262
whatever happened to this guy

I'm just here for the porn

>>513134269
he is the saviour of russia

>>513133975
He spoke it at the World Cup and he speaks it with MBS all the time

>>513134175
Yeah, honestly.. but we pay for them to fly around in circles anyway. Like if you've ever lived near a military base you begin to wonder, "how much of that fucking gas money comes from me???"

>trump and putin wrap up a seven hour long debate culminating in a historic peace treaty
>right as they're about to ratify the document, a shadowy man leaps down from the rafters
>it's joe biden with a steel chair

>>513134073
He landed in Kazakhstan and they didn't do shit. Police are a meme. International courts are unfortunately meaningless

>>513134176
A free Ghaddafi treatment.

>>513134070
That would start the war under russian law.

>>513134291
>Hope we will get our peace.
Libshit traitor.

>>513133601
how long until donald smells my sneaker ?

>>513134291
>>513134300
Is this plastered all over ruski news channels?

>>513134070
In that case the US, you and pretty much the rest of world gets fucked in the ass by nukes.
But if we're not talking hypothesis, why would they do that? Its like why would you do shit in favor of poor fags if you can do shit in favor of Russia and get way better deals?

>>513134233

More Anglo spiking attempts. Jog on.

>>513133528
How is /uhg/ handling this, jadwigga? Coping and seething as usual?

>>513133649
this war is kinda boring at this point desu, if we get over with it through trump at least we will have a few days of reddit + uhg melty as fun

>>513134170
>why are jannies like this
because they're all jews or US college commies

>>513133981
He looks fat and sloppy but that's just our lifestyle

>>513134170
that would be Xi not Putin

Z

>>513134330
He found a gf and detrooned

>>513133837
Lol it's over zisters

>>513134358
BAH GAWD

>>513134289
The flight for Putin was 9-10 hours.
He teered.

>>513134289
>honestly, Putin doesn't look good. I don't think he is gonna last long. Maybe that's why he agreed to talks - he wants to finish what he started?
nah he's just butthurt that his punehody #analogovnet are obvious with a man as tall as Trump

>>513133785
never fails

>>513134070
Because this guy is holding down the fort back home dumbass.

>>513134433
>happy ending achieved
hmm good for him.

>>513132934 (OP)
Where is the closeted gay Senator Lindsey Graham? Didn't he call for Putin's assassination?

Where are you, Lindsey? Why aren't you running your mouth now? Is it stuffed with Israeli cock?

Does Monke know some English?

When is the press conference?

>>513134348
Mr. Tramp, we need to drive to a bathroom now! pistra blyat

>>513133593
kek. Thanks :3

Wow can’t wait for these faggots to talk for hours and leave with nothing changing!

>>513134266
just another day in the USA

>>513133811
> Thanks for the compliment

>>513133827
no he's just a midge with low confidence

>>513133837
Sign of weakness on Trump's part. He's clearly very insecure standing beside Putin.

>>513134289
Putin looks like he's putting a brave face on a ton of health problems

Putin looks so familiar to me for some reason. Is he bit finnio-ugric or something, i swear i see guys bit like him daily

>>513134071
Those are F-22s on the ground.

>>513134070
that would be a declaration of war and the nukes starts flying

>>513134073
The US doesn't recognise international court

Sky News have some salty Azovite spazzing out on. Kek.

>>513134070
Russia would bomb the shit out of USA.

>>513134466
FUCKING PRAY FOR THAT GUY TO NOT PRESS ANY BUTTONS BEFORE PUTIN RETURNS

What did he mean by this?

That fuckin shrug when she yells out "are you going to stop killing civilians" got me.

>>513134170
this isnt xi & netanyahu

Zelensky humiliated

>>513134513
Man USA is so much superior to us. Maybe we can build something as cool in 50 years. Huge respect to Americans to even talking with us. We are just on a different level

>>513134497
It's a shame that trump doesn't speak German. It would be kino if they conducted the talks in German.

>>513134587
this is a LOOKner thread/board

putin and trump finna smash some PRIME cunny at the hotel tonite

>>513134503
Putin always has his own portable toilet with him. His security disposes of his feces. This is so other countries can't analyze his shit and find out things. Look it up, it's true.

>>513134600
don't worry, Putin gave him minecraft with nukes mod to play with

Did Trump purposely not involve JD in this 3 on 3 meeting so he doesn't chimp out again?

>>513134513
Are the people on the field trying to shoot it down?

>>513134612
>where's my translation earphone

>>513133827
robotic leg prosthetics he just released the fart gas to prank everyone

>>513134612
He knows English. But most don't know that.
He's playing dumb.

>>513134613

You are familiar with your own history aren’t you?

>>513134612
i'm expecting a folder's worth of new reaction gifs from this meet

>>513134330
He was a CIA spook sent to Ukraine in drag as punishment for some fuckup. After a couple years his handlers finally allowed him to come back and stop larping as a woman

>>513134552
he's literally a fingoloid from ingria
zero slavic blood

>>513134612
>where's your brain
>here? i don't know

>>513134552
Chuvash probably

>>513134154
>>513134173
>>513134199
>>513134403
this is not a movie guys, they are not going to launch nukes just because a head of state is captured
would make no sense - destroy the entire world for one (1) guy

this whole "muh nukes" ruins any chance of political discourse?

>>513134600
Putin left a couple of bottles of vodka next to the controls

>>513134466
Yeah it's funny how NAFO trannies don't seem to realize that Putin is a moderate. Anyone who replaces him will make Putin look like a saint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoYV1dk1kNk
IT'S UP

>>513134052
oh wow, you're an OG
didn't even know back then he existed

>>513133601
Trump looks like an unlockable character lmao

this looks like a hostage video kek

>>513134412
>At this point
Ukraine stopped being interesting after like 5 months.
Syria had nearly a decade of good times.
I'm still hoping for pol to pay attention to Myanmar. Actually cool stuff happening over there like Muslim slave soldiers being sent into minefields or entire states replacing their currencies with heroin.

>>513134540
yes, the king does look pretty tired, doesn't he? two more weeks and all enemies of the west will have died from the undisclosed cancer my tv tells me they have. i'm sure.

>>513134678

Vance arrive on AF2

kek the fucking press are rats

listen to the cunts

>>513134612
Some journalist was screaming provocative questions and he can't hear her and she was screaming in english to him

>>513134678
security reasons

>>513134289
Most Putins male ancestors lived until 90's, and he will probably too lol

>both cock shaming
wtf is wrong with them?

>>513132934 (OP)
what a fucking uncivilized shit show

wtf is wrong with the press.

Thank you press

>>513134678
Both of their second in commands stayed home.
Can't have them both in the same place, in case something happens.

>>513134776
Lookner is KING

are there journalists? who the fuck was shouting so much?

THANK YOU PRESS

>>513134698
Yea, what of it, potato nigger?

Fucking libtard journalists. Listen to these hyenas

Is he going to bring up cards again?

press in the US is just pure madness
like a kindergarden yelling for friday candy

why american press so undisciplined?
what a shitshow

>>513134070
>why doesn't USA just arrest putin on the spot
because you can only pull this kind of shit once before literally no foreign leader is willing to step foot on your country ever again

And it's over
lmao
what the fuck was that white house stream

I blame the women.

>welcome to the peace meeting
>look up
lol

>>513134612
He has an earpiece

THANK YOU PRESS

cyka blyat

My God why are the American press such fucking I’ll mannered harpies.

Are we friends again?

>>513134783
THe press was kicked out?

>>513133082
If every nigger had this amount of discipline then there would be no problem with niggers

NEW

>>513134912
>>513134912
>>513134912
>>513134912
>>513134912
>>513134912

>>513134368
Kazakhstan and US don't recognize ICC

>>513134871
I'd say they're very disciplined and very good at their job even

Holy fuck what was that press meeting? Jesus christ what an embarrassment

>>513132934 (OP)
OP needs to add the white house you tube channel. Thats where I watched the kino and they will have the presser afterwards if it happens
https://www.youtube.com/live/0PXqAswHcwU?si=3lIQL1viy9k99fa4
Trump will do an interview with Hannity tonight at 9pm EST

>>513134744
>this is not a movie guys
>purposes a movie scenario where entire country gives it's sovereignty and shits itself into submission for the sake of a figurehead

>>513134924
because they are women

>>513134170
Those two are men????

>>513134612
No there was a bunch of noise from the planes.

>>513134968
>He actually believes this

>>513132934 (OP)
>US media gets thrown the fuck out
these people really are ALL garbage

>>513134933
good morning, silly!
it was just a dream, long bad dream!

>>513134556
it's f22 in the front and f35 in the back

>>513134871
Surely he'll answer that one question being yelled out three times in a row from a women journalist behind 5th row.

>>513135047
If you believe their job is to be propagandists absolutely

>>513134744
>letting a foreign nation capture your head of the executive branch
It's not just one guy, you dumb pothead.

>>513133163
who fucking knows man. These people bent on war, they want blood. My heart goes out to ukrainians, they deserve so much better then being used by us and it's vassals like this.

>>513134506
This is literally you, fren.

>>513134285
They spoke on the phone like 4x since his re-erection. Everything has been prearranged and agreed upon. Today is about how to implement an end to this horrible conflict Biden and Zelensky started. They're probably also going to discus the best way of mutually handling the Zelensky Question.

>>513134175
it was a dope flex by us. anons. they literally flew over my house!
t.alaskafag

>>513134552
for some reason finngols outside of finland become blood-thirsty psychos

>>513134881
Only Trump can look up at the sun.

>>513133837
He didn't pull as hard as he usually does. And Putin wasn't moving. Trump realized what he almost did, and patted Putin's hand as an apology. That's what I'm seeing.

>>513134221
that's the joke of the picture. on the left is literally a dude.
hunter something

>>513132934 (OP)
I hope Poland and all other ex-USSR countries are watching. Because that's how their surrender will be signed too.

>>513135308
Two more weeks memeflag

>>513134233
Card

>>513134552
>russians
slavic-finnic
>ukrainians
slavic-turkic
>belarusians
slavic-baltic

THANK YOU PRESS

>>513134330
He’s posting ITT and saying
>trump looks weak

>>513133993
Digits and Russia gets annexed as the 51st state.

>>513135451
You are well educated.

>>513134663
it's not paranoia if you're really being followed, you know.

>>513133287
that flyby costed what ? $1M ?

>>513133911
Post brown poopy hand, Durga

EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE ROOOM
lmao

>>513135182
But then, why is Trump so unsure about the agreement? And why do they even have to meet and put up a show

>>513134774
>hoping for pol to pay attention to Myanmar. Actually cool stuff happening over there like Muslim slave soldiers being sent into minefields or entire states replacing their currencies with heroin.
Interesting. I had no idea. You should make a thread about this

>>513135995
He's holding in a massive shit no doubt

>>513133528
now that monke is in alaska the moment is ideal for a military coup in Moscow. Strelkov will get out of jail and Monke will live happy in ammoriga among congoids and crackheads, his lifetime dream.

>>513134012
Russia is the second of two countries that actually matter on this planet

>>513134871
Lib journos view themselves as some sort of super hero who can change the course of history and save the world by being a journo. They feel a moral obligation to do that

>>513136192
yeah, China #1 and Russia #2

if a ceasefire happens trump and the US won
if no ceasefire happens then trump, ukraine and the US lost

epstein rapers won as the summit distracts

>>513136206
They all think they're Lois Lane

>>513134648
Eww gross a liberal Russian.

Coverage by the Next Obama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIG5M0dPqtc
here, the waiting Room is 5000, the top stream on rumble (censored from trending)
https://rumble.com/v6xmmdw-america-first-ep.-1551.html

>>513134408
Might have to pop into /COPE/ general later to laugh at those nafo trannies