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Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513138121 >>513138234 >>513138439 >>513139273 >>513139621 >>513140868 >>513141054 >>513141076 >>513141332 >>513141359 >>513141501 >>513141681 >>513141682 >>513141739 >>513141887 >>513142188 >>513142271 >>513142350 >>513142719 >>513142798 >>513142843 >>513143251 >>513143418 >>513143441 >>513143565 >>513143711 >>513143765 >>513144026 >>513144408 >>513144551 >>513144580 >>513144785 >>513144817 >>513144935 >>513144971 >>513145024 >>513146088 >>513146097 >>513146138 >>513146228 >>513146327 >>513146892 >>513147165 >>513148014 >>513148182 >>513148243 >>513148466 >>513148693 >>513148798 >>513149072 >>513149100 >>513149356 >>513149402 >>513149409 >>513149463 >>513149488 >>513149891 >>513149953 >>513150276 >>513150332 >>513150505 >>513150707 >>513150991 >>513151039 >>513151153 >>513151266 >>513151268 >>513151632 >>513151755 >>513151868 >>513152441 >>513152668 >>513152930 >>513152935 >>513153165 >>513153172 >>513153264 >>513153304 >>513153899 >>513154497 >>513154722 >>513154976 >>513155106 >>513155988 >>513156423 >>513156544 >>513156547 >>513156784 >>513157359 >>513157403
INCEL TEST!
CAN WE?
>https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
Anonymous (ID: XWGU8Nsh) Canada No.513138234 >>513138520 >>513142773 >>513157173
>>513138121 (OP)
there are fictional characters on that compass...
Anonymous (ID: YoiqY4iF) United States No.513138439 >>513141021 >>513142773
>>513138121 (OP)
Chris-chan has a pregnant gf how is he an incel
Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513138520 >>513142773
>>513138234
THEY ARE LITERALLY ME
Anonymous (ID: uOwNvHZb) United States No.513139273 >>513139441 >>513142497 >>513142773 >>513144393 >>513150539 >>513155265 >>513155328 >>513156630
>>513138121 (OP)
i'm married with kids and this website called me a hopeless incel
Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513139441
>>513139273
OK, INCEL.
Anonymous (ID: +hRxc/qf) Germany No.513139621 >>513139900
>>513138121 (OP)
you are unsuccessful if you had more than 1 sexual partner

it means the one you sleep with wasn't the right one
Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513139900
>>513139621
I NEVER HAD SEX, NEVER. NOT A SINGLE TIME.
Anonymous (ID: d5+LyVkf) No.513140647 >>513144751
>Captian’s log
Anonymous (ID: cGlWPUYd) United Kingdom No.513140868 >>513141169 >>513151299 >>513156196
>>513138121 (OP)
Full marks here cunts. Kneel.
Anonymous (ID: v/40ojeW) United States No.513141021
>>513138439
this, the test is broken from the very beginning
he not only fucked one girl but two
Anonymous (ID: SsrU2Bnb) Canada No.513141054
>>513138121 (OP)
>be me
>have a jaded distrustful vibe
>always expecting manipulation and ready to at the first hint of distrust
>my dating experience in nearly nil (one partner, no real dates), and confidence is tanked
>avoids rejection instead of pushing through it
>reads woman's signals as games and shuts down instead of engaging
>bitter, avoidant, and stuck in a low-energy cycle of zero success
Anonymous (ID: z84Niy+L) United States No.513141076
>>513138121 (OP)
I love how the very first question assumes you're speaking to a woman digitally. What a weird world we live in.
Anonymous (ID: j89J59Es) Canada No.513141169
>>513140868
I was just to the upper right of schopenhauer. Greetings my fellow Khazach brother, one day If I work hard I'll hate women as much as you do
Anonymous (ID: u4oqx/4s) United States No.513141332
>>513138121 (OP)
Johnny bravo loves women tho he’d be more in the simp section near ladies man
Anonymous (ID: SsrU2Bnb) Canada No.513141359
>>513138121 (OP)
>be me
>have a jaded distrustful vibe
>always expecting manipulation and ready to bail at the first hint of distrust
>my dating experience in nearly nil (one partner, no real dates), and confidence is tanked
>avoids rejection instead of pushing through it
>reads woman's signals as games and shuts down instead of engaging
>bitter, avoidant, and stuck in a low-energy cycle of zero success
Anonymous (ID: SsrU2Bnb) Canada No.513141501
>>513138121 (OP)
>be me
>have a jaded distrustful vibe
>always expecting manipulation and ready to bail at the first hint of distrust
>my dating experience is nearly nil (one partner, no real dates), and confidence is tanked
>avoids rejection instead of pushing through it
>reads woman's signals as games and shuts down instead of engaging
>bitter, avoidant, and stuck in a low-energy cycle of zero success
Anonymous (ID: IbJVeyjV) United States No.513141681
>>513138121 (OP)
Im top left corner. Your pathetic whore wife would swallow.
Anonymous (ID: SsrU2Bnb) Canada No.513141682 >>513141767
>>513138121 (OP)
>be me
>have a jaded distrustful vibe
>always expecting manipulation and ready to bail at the first hint of distrust
>dating experience is nearly nil (one partner, no real dates), and confidence is tanked
>avoids rejection instead of pushing through it
>reads woman's signals as games and shuts down instead of engaging
>bitter, avoidant, and stuck in a low-energy cycle of zero success
Anonymous (ID: atj917cN) Canada No.513141739
>>513138121 (OP)
>psychopathic incel
>little left of spic fedentez
What in the everloving fuck am i reading?
Sample size was shit, your quiz was shit, this thread is shit
Fuck your shit
Im an autism before any lending to sociopath let alone psychopath wtf am i reading lol
This assay was probably made by a retarded poser to show his friends in school just to troll and datamine anyone he could

Also the questions where you typed were fucking useless as the multiple choice with 4/5 being the same answer and the last being a fatalistic or oxymoronic conjecture

Step your game up quizfaggot, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513141767
>>513141682
>>be me
>>have a jaded distrustful vibe
>>always expecting manipulation and ready to bail at the first hint of distrust
>>dating experience is nearly nil (one partner, no real dates), and confidence is tanked
>>avoids rejection instead of pushing through it
>>reads woman's signals as games and shuts down instead of engaging
>>bitter, avoidant, and stuck in a low-energy cycle of zero success
Anonymous (ID: z84Niy+L) United States No.513141887 >>513142133
>>513138121 (OP)
BING BING WAHOO
Anonymous (ID: CmQ1HCxp) No.513142133
>>513141887
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Anonymous (ID: wIpN/1vU) No.513142188
>>513138121 (OP)
>>>/b/938412794
Anonymous (ID: SPfa+jgL) United Kingdom No.513142271
>>513138121 (OP)
I can't even get past the first question. I have never messaged a female even once in my whole life.
Anonymous (ID: P0pXmDNd) Bulgaria No.513142281 >>513144179 >>513152217
pretty easy if you just answer honestly
Anonymous (ID: Nf8IYrjc) United States No.513142350 >>513156771
>>513138121 (OP)
>Bobby Hill is unsuccessful
>Jonny Bravo hates women
>Harry Dubouis loves women
>Finn is successful, but Sanji isn't
Anonymous (ID: se44y3V4) United States No.513142497
>>513139273
Me too. By "incel", I think they mean you just don't get as much pussy as you want (are owed)
Anonymous (ID: WcoB9rsQ) United States No.513142632 >>513149222
Kino
Accurate though
Can’t remember how many times I’ve stoked a broads interest just to get laid and then ghost her
Sucks 2 suck bitch
Anonymous (ID: SZzvUjwL) United States No.513142719
>>513138121 (OP)
>tenchi muyo, the harem fantasy character towards the bottom
>johnny bravo on the hating women side

it's shit
Anonymous (ID: aKnC9RHW) United States No.513142733
Ok.
Anonymous (ID: BlnX4aZy) Canada No.513142773 >>513149407
>>513139273
>>513138520
>>513138439
>>513138234
All these problems in society today come from it not being socially acceptable to dunk on morons. The only socially acceptable thing to dunk on is people's physical appearance, and now women are hyper-fixated on appearance. Meanwhile stupid scammers, psychopaths and liars get to work below the radar because society decided its mean to laugh at people for being sadistic/untrustable/stupid and other signs of being a lower form of life. Everyone in stupid normie society all dunk on hard working and ugly people all day because they dont have to fear being called stupid, and all it takes to flip that on its head is a couple of memes blowing up that highlight certain behaviors, personality types and intelligence levels. Only White men are capable of making memes powerful enough to do this, we are the best at exposing people for who they are, the elites literally say its in our DNA to be disgusted by them and thats why they hate us more than jihadists who want to behead them.
Anonymous (ID: 2qzb6mzl) United States No.513142798 >>513142838 >>513144664
>>513138121 (OP)
scary cartoons
Anonymous (ID: 2qzb6mzl) United States No.513142838 >>513144664
>>513142798
part 2
Anonymous (ID: KGCkukC2) No.513142843
>>513138121 (OP)
GET ON MY LEVEL
>Woman-Worshiping Chad
>LADIES MAN
>You’re a white-supremacist casanova who elevates women to untouchable heights while threatening violence against anyone you deem inferior. You worship women as pure divinity, bounce back from rejection with a grin, and average solid results on the dating frontβ€”yet your toxic racism and violent jealousy betray any real maturity or self-control. You’ve got a hero-worship vibe around women, but your hateful worldview is an explosive contradiction waiting to blow.

>Closest Match:
>Moxxie
Anonymous (ID: 52Ug1QT1) United States No.513142896
LMAO
I got Simp just from answering the questions in the most retarded way possible
This test is fucking stupid kek
Anonymous (ID: VV5Xk0PI) United States No.513143068
ez
Anonymous (ID: J7lTiuog) United States No.513143251
>>513138121 (OP)
>George Costanza
>Incel

Theres at least 4 episodes where his conflict was he was getting laid too much. Him and Jerry were dating women so much that them not getting laid or being in a relationship for more than a month was seen as an odd time.
Anonymous (ID: 0k/t/qnY) United States No.513143254
I think I’m doing this wrong
Thanks for the spyware anyway
Anonymous (ID: F7G3i43L) Brazil No.513143334
Hopeless macho. kinda accurate but they overrated my mysogyny
Anonymous (ID: IIK2O3RA) United States No.513143345 >>513155674
i got jerry seinfeld im gonna kms
Anonymous (ID: 42Ldn4qu) Germany No.513143418
>>513138121 (OP)
diagnosed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
Anonymous (ID: jKVgTS6E) United States No.513143441
>>513138121 (OP)
>dissmissive player
>closest: Andrew Tate
Fuck, I get dissmissive I don't bother when bitches shit test me but I'm hardly a player.
Anonymous (ID: M+rfOYXG) United States No.513143565
>>513138121 (OP)
I didn’t answer the Ai training questions honestly so that messed with my results
Anonymous (ID: VjMUh5wc) United States No.513143598 >>513143718 >>513145713
so apparently Im a Incel , but not a "Dangerous" one. If I cant move up , think I could move to the left?
Anonymous (ID: Kd4hB/K0) United States No.513143711
>>513138121 (OP)
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum/03e19b78-8622-4a9a-885f-6a69ef5277cf

I feel attacked.
Anonymous (ID: 42Ldn4qu) Germany No.513143718 >>513143823
>>513143598
al bundy is an incel? lol
Anonymous (ID: tMvRFQM/) United States No.513143728
How YOU doin?
Anonymous (ID: DfCY17U+) United States No.513143765 >>513144883
>>513138121 (OP)
>acknowledge female centric frame of the universe
anyone who takes the test is a simp
Anonymous (ID: VjMUh5wc) United States No.513143823 >>513143880
>>513143718
I can kinda see it , but then again not really , he just hated his life and being married.
Anonymous (ID: 42Ldn4qu) Germany No.513143880
>>513143823
the test is a lie anon
Anonymous (ID: 4GTGY18H) Austria No.513144026
>>513138121 (OP)
i know i am an incel, I don't need no test for that
Anonymous (ID: 8SqkDczk) United States No.513144060
if you meet the buddha on the road, rape him
Anonymous (ID: Kd4hB/K0) United States No.513144179
>>513142281
Dang I only got Nick Fuentes.

I kneel.
Anonymous (ID: 4gWksnBq) France No.513144282
Is it over for me?
Anonymous (ID: 53ZRPSc7) No.513144393 >>513149248 >>513149326 >>513152886 >>513154398
>>513139273
I've been called a dicklet balding manlet and I'm female
Anonymous (ID: q5F9s/u5) Costa Rica No.513144408
>>513138121 (OP)
>chris-chan
>unsuccessful
What?
Anonymous (ID: GGLdJgBT) No.513144551
>>513138121 (OP)
>cynical player
born too late to become a serial killer
Anonymous (ID: kCJ51+NS) United Kingdom No.513144580
>>513138121 (OP)
Bumbling incel, sounds about right lmao. Im just a fucking loser.
Anonymous (ID: SeBAOWWO) Argentina No.513144631
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU CANT COMPARE ME WITH AN OBESE MANCHILD
Anonymous (ID: DDOztOHV) United States No.513144664
>>513142798
>>513142838
Wow! I cant read any of this!
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513144751
>>513140647
Get out. This is the only warning you get. Get out you normie piece of shit.
Anonymous (ID: TLokTiaU) United States No.513144773 >>513145171
Got Spider Man :D

Also seems about right.
Anonymous (ID: JDWxZOSd) United States No.513144785
>>513138121 (OP)
I look like this, am an incel, and sound like this. This is the absolute correct position on a map for me
Anonymous (ID: LisfT87d) United States No.513144817 >>513144899 >>513144970 >>513145547 >>513150576
>>513138121 (OP)
it's over
Anonymous (ID: 08EqtMHM) United States No.513144883
>>513143765
They don't ask very interesting questions. Usually, good personality tests are interesting inherently, even if they are bullshit. This one was uninteresting AND bullshit.
The best question they had was
>What do you text a woman to get her to come over at 11PM on a Tuesday
And mostly because it makes a lot of assumptions about what people want from life. It just seemed to assume that I not only wanted to fuck a random stranger or short-term girlfriend at 11PM on a Tuesday, but she somehow would be willing to agree. I have shit to do, and if I wanted to spend time with her that late, I would be with her already.
I guess I just don't get it, so I said
>I have food
Because I assumed the AI was too stupid to see if I was answering the question indirectly, and I couldn't think of a use case besides wanting to eat together.
Anonymous (ID: KGCkukC2) No.513144899
>>513144817
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous (ID: SvzG6S7K) United States No.513144935
>>513138121 (OP)
>Johnny Bravo
>hates women
Completely false. Johnny loves the ladies, but loves his mama most of all.
Anonymous (ID: JDWxZOSd) United States No.513144970
>>513144817
You poor bastard. Somebody get this guy a drink
Anonymous (ID: axnr2YDx) Germany No.513144971
>>513138121 (OP)
Huh. Seems like pretty accurate i guess? Interesting how it puts me in the simp camp even though i just don't put up with annoying shit tests or other generic womanisms.

Do the people with the funny results actually answer honestly or are you just guys just clicking the extreme ones?

AI tests are so much more fun than the standard point based shit.
Anonymous (ID: Gl7CXCu1) Poland No.513144999
>cynical incel
>Closest Match:
>Rorschach
Anonymous (ID: J+rY+L+c) United States No.513145024
>>513138121 (OP)
I’m disco elysium man.
Anonymous (ID: GGLdJgBT) No.513145171 >>513145582
>>513144773
>three-and-a-half barely disguised kike stars in your face at all times
do normies really?
Anonymous (ID: DSGft5Yp) United States No.513145210
Anonymous (ID: awdvvPcR) United States No.513145547
Yeah accurate.
>>513144817
Lol
Anonymous (ID: FrRouXLk) United Kingdom No.513145569
okay.
Anonymous (ID: JDWxZOSd) United States No.513145582 >>513145769 >>513146455
>>513145171
Anon Seinfeld was the most popular show on tv in America for like six years. It had one of the highest view counts in tv history
Anonymous (ID: Wgl7avxL) United States No.513145713
>>513143598
You got the dud!
Anonymous (ID: 42Ldn4qu) Germany No.513145769
>>513145582
yes we hate normies
Anonymous (ID: Wgl7avxL) United States No.513145834
The test has confirmed that I am based
Anonymous (ID: tI2kxOW8) United States No.513146088
>>513138121 (OP)
Says I’m a woman hating recluse but I think I hate myself more.
Anonymous (ID: IR8M8iKe) United States No.513146097 >>513146258
>>513138121 (OP)
AI sure is impressive. I'm a virgin and I don't want to be a victim of body horror. Don't @ me about clo2; I believe I will die if I have sex before marriage.
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513146138 >>513146393
>>513138121 (OP)
>Komeada
>simp
Are these people fucking stupid he did not simp for girls he had a weird hardon for his fellow "ultimates" and wanted to kill himself for their "Hope".
Did whoever make this play or watch ANY oof the shit they graphed?
Anonymous (ID: KFNGbmSy) Canada No.513146228
>>513138121 (OP)
>johnny bravo
>hates women
What retard made this?
Anonymous (ID: K+qYxrT2) United States No.513146258
>>513146097
Crazy.

I got psychopathic incel and I have 4 kids.
Anonymous (ID: SvzG6S7K) United States No.513146327
>>513138121 (OP)
>bumbling romantic
>okarun
>You come off as a well-meaning chivalrous guy who genuinely believes in protecting and cherishing women, but you’re trapped on the sidelines. You’ve got zero dates and zero partners despite a confident self-image and high ideals about kindness and emotional availability. Your strict late-night no-text rule, oneitis hang-ups, and habit of folding at the first sign of disinterest keep you locked in simp territory. You think deeply about what you could’ve done better but never pull the trigger. It’s time to stop overanalyzing and actually make a move instead of waiting for emergencies to justify a message.
Ouch. Also not texting anyone after 11 is a very valid position. Shit better be on fire if you're trying to reach me that late.
Anonymous (ID: 4LMansOV) United States No.513146333
>what do you wish women understood more about men\
Anonymous (ID: 42Ldn4qu) Germany No.513146359 >>513155655
best result so far
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513146393 >>513146922
>>513146138
It's AI generated by some glowie to data mine 4chud to state the obvious that this place is filled with incels.
Anonymous (ID: GGLdJgBT) No.513146455
>>513145582
referring to the symbols on the bottom
I can't be the only one who notices this shit
Anonymous (ID: Q0sQf9Vv) United Kingdom No.513146689
I don't hate women and I'm not bitter, I just see and accept female nature for what it is and not for what it isn't. I have had two long-term relationships with great and deserving women, and so far that has been enough for me. I don't have the drive to go out and meet more women; it just doesn't matter to me these days.

TL;DR texting IS for fags and so is this test.
Anonymous (ID: BLD9tfrB) United States No.513146850
Shoutout to my fellow /v/irgins
Anonymous (ID: HTCBsRmU) United States No.513146892
>>513138121 (OP)
George Costanza isn't an incel. He had literally dozens of girlfriends on the show.
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513146922 >>513148265
>>513146393
It gave me bumbling simp because i respect women enough to just walk away if they don't show interest, and i don't like having my time wasted.
This whole AI exists to make men feel bad about themselves.
Anonymous (ID: XKSzBIKy) United Kingdom No.513147165 >>513147319 >>513150258
>>513138121 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 4LMansOV) United States No.513147253
i think majority of the result is the long answers that it wants you to type out. AI shitting back out what you wrote to it
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513147319
>>513147165
All this has taught me is the conception of "Ladies man" is to just be a womans pet and slave.
Anonymous (ID: mNEbO7KY) United States No.513147498 >>513157566
>taxi driver guy
Wtf I'm married
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513147578 >>513152458 >>513152697
I'm starting to think you CAN'T get on the top without absolutely suck female empowerment cock.
Anonymous (ID: M5a1RJRP) Portugal No.513147747
It's over.
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513147933
GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO THIS STUPID THING It'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT BE AN INCEL OR A SIMP, LOOK AT THE FUCKING LIST A HAZBIN HOTEL BADGUY WHOS "PLAYER" BEHAVIOR INCLUDES TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK AND KILLING DEMONS IS SOMEHOW MORE OF A LADIES MAN THAN JOHNNY FUCKING BRAVO, WHO WORKS ON HIMSELF AND TRIES TO GET A LADY BY BEING OPEN AND BRAVE.
THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING IS A FARCE.
Anonymous (ID: kSWBJSew) United States No.513148014 >>513148233
>>513138121 (OP)
relatively accurate, although I have a perfectly good connection with my wife, she's awesome. She hates kikes more than me; I can't bring myself to hate the yentas and the mini schlomos, only the men, she has no problem hating the women and children though.
Anonymous (ID: /Js+j+Fh) No.513148182
>>513138121 (OP)
I'm secretly gay so don't relate to actual attraction to women, I only relate to incels in the sense of being abused, ostracised and outcasted by society for being ugly/autistic.
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513148233 >>513148514 >>513148891
>>513148014
>Andrew tate convicted sex trafficer is a casanova
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LIST
Anonymous (ID: zmDIl9pV) United States No.513148243
>>513138121 (OP)
The quiz insulted me and called me jewish
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513148265 >>513148433
>>513146922
>make men feel bad about themselves.
Kek red hates women but is accepted. So it's not about misogyny.
So if you're ugly you are incel, but if you have money to paypig and be exploited then you are promoted to simp.

Tldr. If you are not Chad gtfo unless you can pay us
Anonymous (ID: roLMMQg1) United States No.513148407 >>513148543 >>513149072 >>513150843
I am inevitable.
Anonymous (ID: 152nGh3z) Canada No.513148415
I got Psychopathic Player with Andrew tate being the most similar to me, the test is accurate
Anonymous (ID: TFwapKFs) United States No.513148433 >>513148675
>>513148265
You are dumb cause i don't have money but i got simp and was compared to a fucking PAJEET. I AM CLOSER TO HARRY DUBOIS IF ANYTHING.
Anonymous (ID: JYW0NUs4) Croatia No.513148466
>>513138121 (OP)
Sounds just about right I guess. I did just blow off a coworker lass because I just couldn't be bothered
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513148514
>>513148233
Dark triad. He is high status with money and hoes. So you can hate women as long as you aren't broke or sub5.
Anonymous (ID: HFv70HRU) United States No.513148543
>>513148407
lmao. like we needed further confirmation that the test is pozzed.
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513148675
>>513148433
Simp is also being exploited and being a "nice guy" while getting no pussy. Money is the most common form of it ffs
Anonymous (ID: HeNAnqQo) Romania No.513148693 >>513149133
>>513138121 (OP)
did i win ?
also who the fuck is roacharch ?
Anonymous (ID: kyt+U+q0) Canada No.513148798
>>513138121 (OP)
>you're reading women's signals as games and shutting down instead of engaging
Stupid description. Incels don't get signals from women, we're completely invisible to them
Anonymous (ID: cS2vcwv2) United States No.513148851 >>513149979
its over
Anonymous (ID: kSWBJSew) United States No.513148891
>>513148233
>Tate: hey you want to be a whore over here instead of being a whore over there? You'll make more money over here, I'm just gonna take a cut.
>Her: Ok, sounds good.
This is a crime? And the man is at fault? Pick a lane, either women have moral agency and we hold them accountable, or they don't and we don't let them out of the house without a chaperone. Help me understand how Sydney Sweeney's jeans ad isn't sex trafficking by your same logic.
Anonymous (ID: gIvO5MVP) United States No.513148966
I'm Travis Bickle.
Anonymous (ID: yIwSigw1) United States No.513149072
>>513138121 (OP)
>mrw a website designed to call modern men with gender faux pas an incel, calls me an incel
>>513148407
"opting for hotdogs over real interaction when you spot competition" What?
Macabee (ID: 5FFLzQUb) Netherlands No.513149100 >>513149278
>>513138121 (OP)
FUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous (ID: 4LMansOV) United States No.513149133 >>513149846
>>513148693
>roacharch
some comic character that hates whores and women because he got abused by his psycho whore mother, which is unreasonable to simp society somehow
Anonymous (ID: TvFul09E) United States No.513149222
>>513142632
You got the same as me i dont think mine is that accurate but my past man whoring would make it impossible to below the line
Anonymous (ID: 3fJ8N7u+) United States No.513149248
>>513144393
Boobs + timestamp for authenticity?
Anonymous (ID: 152nGh3z) Canada No.513149278
>>513149100
B R U T A L, sort yourself out nigger
Macabee (ID: 5FFLzQUb) Netherlands No.513149326
>>513144393
You know the rules.. show tits.
Anonymous (ID: vKc9qf8G) Finland No.513149356
>>513138121 (OP)
I'm a temporarily embarrassed Chad
Anonymous (ID: 2ugyoWLL) United States No.513149402 >>513149517
>>513138121 (OP)
apparently imposing your will does not make you confident
Anonymous (ID: m8p3zaEB) United States No.513149407
>>513142773
>Only White men are capable of making memes powerful enough to do this, we are the best at exposing people for who they are, the elites literally say its in our DNA to be disgusted by them
explian more sounds based
Anonymous (ID: /Js+j+Fh) No.513149409
>>513138121 (OP)
>bojack horseman
>rick and morty
>mordecai
>kanye
>steven universe
>joker
>tate
You can just tell this was made by some 60 IQ black guy.
Anonymous (ID: 0i/MpuKL) United States No.513149463
>>513138121 (OP)
it marks me as incel even though i have a girlfriend
Anonymous (ID: OL5uFWyd) United States No.513149488
>>513138121 (OP)
Ey.
It said I was similar to Gomez Adams, which is hilarious because I love the Adams Family.
Im still searching for my Morticia to be honest.
Anonymous (ID: c3S+8qz1) Canada No.513149517 >>513150051
>>513149402
>apparently imposing your will does not make you confident
Have you considered you're just ugly? Red does all of that and gets pussy
Anonymous (ID: HeNAnqQo) Romania No.513149846
>>513149133
wait wait wait wait...hold on
it's the guy that died of ligma !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHW7dKpYMOI
Anonymous (ID: D01Q3Djw) United States No.513149891
>>513138121 (OP)
this test is made by peanut head nigger tate
Anonymous (ID: 2iqpSn15) United States No.513149953
>>513138121 (OP)
What does "low energy" mean? It means loosh demons find your subtlety threatening to their will to devour. They admit quite freely that what compels them to dismiss and depersonalize you is that there's not enough narcissistic supply/loosh/sunlight/wealth/etc to fill the giant holes in their demonic spirits. Good to be a Hopeless Incel methinks.
Anonymous (ID: kSWBJSew) United States No.513149979
>>513148851
based, you're basically one religious experience away from either becoming a modern prophetic hero, or a schizo shooting at the cops there to do a welfare check. Not a bad place to be, provided you don't kill yourself, overdose, or contract tuberculosis from your rot lair.

Anyway, here's Emma Watson reading Mein Kampf:

https://rumble.com/v6l7yda-vril-mein-kampf-read-by-emma-watson.html?e9s=src_v1_cmd%2Csrc_v1_upp_v
Anonymous (ID: 2ugyoWLL) United States No.513150051
>>513149517
that is the truth, but confidence is such a vague concept that makes no sense
Anonymous (ID: kSWBJSew) United States No.513150258
>>513147165
well done bong anon, you've almost optimized your stats. Hang onto that rage when it comes time to coup your faggot state.
Anonymous (ID: Yh7FyU+l) No.513150276
>>513138121 (OP)
fuck this
Anonymous (ID: CLlPki75) United States No.513150332
>>513138121 (OP)

Ah...
Anonymous (ID: 8tpT2k1J) United States No.513150362
I can tell by looking at that chart that this quiz was made by some delusional ESTP normalfag living life on easy mode. Waste of time, I already know I'm going to be thrown somewhere in the lower end of the green square despite having a wife and kids.
Anonymous (ID: krCN0NZc) United States No.513150500
bretty gud
Anonymous (ID: Y2QH2Fds) Canada No.513150505
>>513138121 (OP)
Kek you are a loser and that test is hella gay... And if you posted a text conversation with you and a woman instead of just uploading a hand written "you are a nigger" you automatically failed
Anonymous (ID: yFkDTVFT) Canada No.513150539
>>513139273
I'm in the same boat, I am a bumbling simp apparently...
Anonymous (ID: Y2QH2Fds) Canada No.513150576
>>513144817
God damn dude that's just fucking mean I'm so sorry
Anonymous (ID: We+oPE6S) United States No.513150707
>>513138121 (OP)
Holy fucking based
Anonymous (ID: Y2QH2Fds) Canada No.513150843
>>513148407
Can we be friends?... Is this just a friend finder?
Anonymous (ID: 0RYtDi4d) United States No.513150991 >>513151227
>>513138121 (OP)
Can't say I'm that shocked desu.
Anonymous (ID: g2JPvPLh) United States No.513151039 >>513151784
>>513138121 (OP)
it says im johnny bravo (who is somehow an incel despite getting the girl in multiple episodes) despite me having had sex.

obvious marketing bait for le reddit seduction tier ai service (while also pretending they're not reddit)

bonus points - they unironically have this on their website: https://wingman.live/blog/what-silent-hill-can-teach-about-getting-laid
Anonymous (ID: KeO4oI9T) United States No.513151068
Anonymous (ID: 7hYcgWGS) Netherlands No.513151153
>>513138121 (OP)
Based im a hopeless incel close to Nietsche. Schoppenhauer is more my style but i vibe with it.
Anonymous (ID: g2JPvPLh) United States No.513151227
>>513150991
roshi gets lots of female attention and friends. it's never implied he didn't fuck when he was younger.
Anonymous (ID: kfctnSNW) Slovenia No.513151231
ngl this is pretty spot on
Anonymous (ID: w2yNYS90) United States No.513151266 >>513151385
>>513138121 (OP)
My body count is 35...35 prostitutes
Anonymous (ID: +d7RmKNr) Sweden No.513151268
>>513138121 (OP)
Shucks
Anonymous (ID: xMua8bNj) Czech Republic No.513151299 >>513156196
>>513140868
also got a 100% completion
Anonymous (ID: g2JPvPLh) United States No.513151385 >>513152386
>>513151266
impressed you're still celibate after having sex 35 times
Anonymous (ID: UAmMhNLR) United States No.513151465 >>513156196
You guys are losers
Anonymous (ID: YZKoc/EW) United States No.513151576
I got the player a bit upper left of center. 28 lays 0 oneitis
Anonymous (ID: 0LSCK68u) United States No.513151632
>>513138121 (OP)
that chart is completely off.
Johnny Bravo and Quagmire love women.
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513151755 >>513151830
>>513138121 (OP)
BAHAHAHAHA

Funny thing, I actually bullshitted a little on the obvious "incel-marker" questions.
>yet what I wished women would understand about me = THAT I AM SMARTER THAN THEN SO THEY NEED TO STFU AND LISTEN TO ME

IOW I should probably be right at the red / green line
Anonymous (ID: Y2QH2Fds) Canada No.513151784
>>513151039
George Costanza is an incel when like 1 in 3 episodes is about how much he fucks... It's just fun gay entertainment don't take it personally
Anonymous (ID: w51FaBiI) United States No.513151801
nice
That's pretty accurate
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513151830
>>513151755
I should prob be Archie Bunker
Anonymous (ID: d/Wj72ee) United States No.513151842
Inceldom is better than sex unless you can score hot virgins. Putting your thing where other mens' things have been and ejaculated in is gay as fuck. You may as well lick some guy's dirty asshole
Anonymous (ID: mdfbYk4Q) United States No.513151868
>>513138121 (OP)
this slop site uses an llm to place you on the scale. nigger shit
Anonymous (ID: I8EUg6ND) United States No.513152217
they are selling a product
anyone who answers honestly is going to be called an incel and need their "services"
>>513142281
based
Anonymous (ID: +qEfSuLg) United States No.513152363
Pretty much dead on
Married with kids btw
Anonymous (ID: +qaJhcr1) Bulgaria No.513152380 >>513152669
If a girl is hot and likable I'm dead center
If she's mid and annoying pic related
Anonymous (ID: Wo7xc4wK) United States No.513152386
>>513151385
My options keep me celibate and I'm too poor for prostitutes. Really not hard if you're a full blow recluse and don't interact with women at all.
Anonymous (ID: bqbW1byl) United States No.513152441
>>513138121 (OP)
Sorry but question 3 is too stupid to answer
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513152458 >>513153147
>>513147578
lol
>maybe I should bow to women more
This is why you got bumbling simp fren
Anonymous (ID: J+9FroIR) United States No.513152668 >>513153241
>>513138121 (OP)
I was not prepared to be roasted this hard.
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513152669
>>513152380
Yeah but nothing is more fun than turning down some mid annoying cunt who is full of herself.
>implying even the fine bitches aren't full of themselves
Anonymous (ID: q7OK+YNu) United States No.513152697
>>513147578
>whining
Get in the robot Shinji.
Anonymous (ID: 6eN+ybpB) Argentina No.513152886
>>513144393
You can totally be a woman and have small dick energy, sorry to break it to you like this, i call women on the regular dicklets
Anonymous (ID: qYJWpgRH) United States No.513152930
>>513138121 (OP)
Well I did the quiz so I might as well post the results.
Anonymous (ID: N591Rn5a) Sweden No.513152935
>>513138121 (OP)
Thats kinda scary how accurate it is
Anonymous (ID: 9zGfDvYe) United States No.513153147 >>513153426
>>513152458
Anonymous (ID: ZP3GqqPa) United States No.513153165
>>513138121 (OP)
>I relate to the hero who slew Boogie the Hutt

If they came to see be offended, they will be disappointed.
Anonymous (ID: /CksqfvY) Canada No.513153172
>>513138121 (OP)
buy an ad
Anonymous (ID: g2JPvPLh) United States No.513153241
>>513152668
ah yes, Johnny Bravo, the shy introverted guy who genuinely wants women to understand his quiet side. definitely an invisible, quiet background kind of character with zero confidence.
Anonymous (ID: CnsSCcmj) United States No.513153264
>>513138121 (OP)
b-b-b-bros, does this mean i'm... zesty?!
Anonymous (ID: 0LSCK68u) United States No.513153291 >>513153400 >>513156284
>literally me ryan gosling
kek.
I'm going to try taking the quiz again and see what I get.
I'm glad I'm at least in ladies man. That was the quadrant I was hoping for.
something tells me this quiz might be a bit out if wack, I might answer all the questions the same but crank my sexual partners up to see how much weight the quiz puts on that number. Or I'll just refine my answers and try to get as close to where david bowie is as possible. (speaking of which I find it quite ironic he's on this)
Anonymous (ID: h1EXBr4/) United States No.513153304
>>513138121 (OP)
stop coming here nigger i've seen you before
Anonymous (ID: 0LSCK68u) United States No.513153400 >>513156284
>>513153291
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513153426
>>513153147
whaddap my fellow cynic-nigga
Anonymous (ID: wiJjWeTz) Norway No.513153483 >>513154264
That description was surprisingly spot on. If I wasn't such an anxious wreck I may have gotten somewhere and found a modicum of happiness.
Anonymous (ID: uWx+l92v) United States No.513153886 >>513154275
I just noticed Al Bundy
How da fuck is Al Bundy an incel?
He was high school allstar who scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.
If Al was in his prime again and single he would be tagging left & right
>millenial / zoomer women made this shite
oooooooohhhh
Anonymous (ID: NwAXUpcM) United States No.513153899
>>513138121 (OP)
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum/1da4a6c1-49d2-46cb-8c8e-2d5d2b03023b
I feel like more of an incel than it made me out to be
Anonymous (ID: hpLVKZGU) United States No.513153949 >>513155329
Yeah that's surprisingly accurate.
Anonymous (ID: h5GRrnig) Germany No.513154264
>>513153483
same, bro. I see no way out, cant' jump over my own shadow
Anonymous (ID: roLMMQg1) United States No.513154275
>>513153886
Anonymous (ID: pky/uB/D) United States No.513154398
>>513144393
YWNBAW
Anonymous (ID: AJM7lEMg) No.513154497
>>513138121 (OP)
>Psychopathic Incel
I would probably murder a BBC whore without a second thought. And no, I wouldn’t go to prison.
Anonymous (ID: h1EXBr4/) United States No.513154722
>>513138121 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: dEfcmWhP) Germany No.513154976
>>513138121 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: ewDnjGdZ) United States No.513155106 >>513155412 >>513155853
>>513138121 (OP)
This is semi accurate.
Anonymous (ID: y4fhNGC3) United States No.513155265
>>513139273
It called me Al Bundy. Fucking nailed it.
Anonymous (ID: lyzkbmyX) Canada No.513155328
>>513139273
Same, but it called me a Chad because I used to fuck a lot and I honestly don't care much about women in the sense I don't value them much as human beings.
Yes, that includes my wife.
Anonymous (ID: dEfcmWhP) Germany No.513155329
>>513153949
Being blue, rather than red is a choice. Ficking simpoid
Anonymous (ID: ewDnjGdZ) United States No.513155412
>>513155106
Apparently napoleon dynamite is the closest character that I am .
Anonymous (ID: QNuNlewe) Brazil No.513155655
>>513146359
I wish i could hate women as much as you
Anonymous (ID: aaFOPwNX) United States No.513155674
>>513143345
jew pedophile? I would too
Anonymous (ID: ewDnjGdZ) United States No.513155853
>>513155106
Also, how is not wanting to be fucking disrespected and taken advantage of mean i have a chip on my shoulder?
Anonymous (ID: TuB3x+xd) Japan No.513155988
>>513138121 (OP)
Joker bros, how we feeling?
Anonymous (ID: aaFOPwNX) United States No.513156196
>>513140868
>>513151299
Based and czeched. Total foid death
Everyone else itt casual af
>>513151465
Normies get the bullet too
Anonymous (ID: 2vXm6BHQ) United States No.513156207
>How many sexual partners have you had
Anonymous (ID: 0LSCK68u) United States No.513156284
>>513153291
>>513153400
There we go. that's more like it.
though I'm going to be honest, I think this quiz may be biased to unreasonably high partner numbers. Maybe it's because this is mean for millennials with more time under their belts and not zoomers like me.
Anonymous (ID: aYrQ6Vre) United States No.513156423
>>513138121 (OP)
theres literally nothing i can thin of thats more cringe than a simp
Anonymous (ID: AU6tWoQt) United States No.513156493
>Travis Bickle
I've never seen Taxi Driver
Anonymous (ID: Uzt7AhGk) United States No.513156544
>>513138121 (OP)
Marky thompson texts
Anonymous (ID: pky/uB/D) United States No.513156547
>>513138121 (OP)
Did I win?
Anonymous (ID: bx2YTbyp) United States No.513156619
I am truly an anomaly here.
Anonymous (ID: Uzt7AhGk) United States No.513156630
>>513139273
It's basically asking questions in 4 categories
>do you use women for sex?
>do you care about women?
>are you emotional?
>should you trust women like crap?

Data harvesting quiz
Anonymous (ID: Y1WZxXA1) Canada No.513156771
>>513142350
>Finn is successful
Yes I am
Anonymous (ID: 9Td6Kp46) United States No.513156784
>>513138121 (OP)
I scored in the dead center of ladies man
Anonymous (ID: XPHfK2BY) United States No.513157173 >>513157506
>>513138234
lmao we're all incels
Jews Rape Kids (ID: AdGqEpS1) United States No.513157359
>>513138121 (OP)
Im exactly in the middle. The ultimate centrist
Anonymous (ID: ewDnjGdZ) United States No.513157403
>>513138121 (OP)
I try to let go of the resentment and try to be a little bit more confident and I end up as a simp.
Anonymous (ID: XPHfK2BY) United States No.513157506
>>513157173
im 45 years old
i had about 35-40 sexual partners from 14-19
stopped
then 22-30 there were at least 200 because i was in university and was also an athlete and also partied every weekend. easily 200.

then i moved to dallas tx and started working in finance and had a different hooker every single night for around 9 months give or take holidays and shit - easily 250

this is not including random fat bbw chicks id hook up with or just randoms
easily another 250

then i moved back to austin and have maybe fucked like 20-30 since 2020 - covid really fucked my shit up

how is the number so hard to believe?
Battery Power flight (ID: 4flofzJm) United States No.513157566
>>513147498
Welcome fellow Travis Bickle match.
Anonymous (ID: 2nhYcekx) Croatia No.513158060
I'm only on the second question and... what the actual fuck are these answers?
>unironically calling gender a social construct
I'm not retarded sorry
>women are purer than men
I might this if I never met a woman outside of my family
>women exist to serve
Jesus Christ I might as well put on an Andrew Tate T-Shirt to a job interview
>own roles but cherished and protected
Why is anybody inherently more deserving of care? I'd like to be cherished and protected too go fuck yourself
>men are stronger and better leaders and women can benefit from that
On this one I can somewhat agree but I don't like the implication that I'm supposed to innately take somebody in a leadership role less seriously just because they're a woman.

Closest match: Lovecraft. Ok I can roll with that it fits me.