Thread 513145919

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>>513145919 (OP)
Good mornings sahib, you benchod mlecchas never to fail to make me humour with your "anti-Bharat (superpower 2025) threads".

Oh my golly gosh, most brahmin will be infinitely more redeemed than any of you bloody bitch basterd dalits ever will be. By Vishnu you are on the wrong side of doing the needful. Jai Hind.

>>513148036
I remember admitting to a friend I liked to piss in sinks, and him being a short lad was blown away by the idea, thinking such lofty heights were out of reach, and thus I was blown away by realizing less than half of all men are tall enough to be sink pissing enjoyers. Basically if you're ~5'11 or under you don't get the convenience. What a curse.

>>513148036
kek, this is the way

>>513147943
lol
more

>>513148985
the fact is a chicken lulz.

>>513145919 (OP)
My favorites.

>>513145919 (OP)
My opinion is called a FACT

>>513147943
Topjej

>>513148439
5’8” here
Trust the arc

>>513145919 (OP)
It's spelled "homo", Fritz.

>>513149453
Hey, that's not what's actually written there!

>>513150113
But the thread is for memes and not for (you)

>>513149204
It is one of the oldest memes, and it never disappoints.
>>513149595
Absolutely based. You should give seminars.

>>513148806
>piss into own face
Schopenhauer

>>513150492
Oh I get it.

>>513150734
Putting the seat back down after = Hobbes.
>$900 a semester

>>513151025
forming a cult and pissing in their mouth = pythagoras

>>513151335
Asian men must mostly have no sink pissing culture due to their short stature, very sad to think about.

>>513150734
>Piss onto the leg of the person next to you
Diogenes

>>513150734
>restrooms are a spook
-t. Stirner.
Also India.

>>513152018
No Brian it was the Jews. Everyone knows it was the Jews. They rape kids too Brian.

>>513149689
kike opinion

>>513154597
another vibrant culture

>>513148439
No such thing as scientifically accurate paleoart because there is not enough data to tell how dinosaurs might have looked like (in fact there isn't even data to confirm that they existed). Everything is speculative.
I find it more likely that mythical creatures such as dragons, basilisks, mantikoras and werewolves existed, there's lots of historical evidence to support that claim.

>>513156403
>in fact there isn't even data to confirm that they existed
what is the fossil record then?

>>513156256
wtf where did they even cut to pull it out this way lmfao I don't know whether to be more disgusted or bewildered. And he holds it up like a damn angler would hold up his prized fish lmfao.

Moot you let your cat out on the board

>>513156753
that is me clowning around
sorry I suck at html
it is funny to think about a big cat on the board

>>513156519
Kiked fakes manufactured in China, mostly

>>513156711
probably had to cut under the rib cage, pull it out of the colon and then sew the colon back together and tell him no sex for a month while he heals or he risks sepsis. also he gets lots of antibiotics after that surgery.

>>513156859
perhaps

>>513156256
Imagine being a surgeon like this. The struggle, the disgust, the horror... but then, a laugh.

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>513156983
he was barred from practice for taking performance enhancing drugs

>>513157003
ty leaf, have a goth gf

>>513156876
I'm not gonna ask how you're so knowledgeable on this and just assume you work in the medical field... don't tell me if that's wrong, I want to just keep the illusion in that case

>>513151822
Nha Diogene would piss unto the room floor from outside the entrance, saying "I am looking for a clean man." And try to hit peoples with the splatter.

>>513156818
it is very basic
nothing complicated
there an option to change the color
of text
basically
src="https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/ed/00/e3ed008c149363a635613ca5acd8db1d.jpg"
where it says that you simply find the image you want and replace it really simple
I am not that good at it
there more complicated stuff but I am no expert

>>513156403
K. Flag checks out.

>>513156519
Depends what you mean.
If by fossil record you mean tiny bugs preserved in amber, then yes, we can tell with a fair level of confidence that they existed.
But if you mean models of large creatures built upon all those random bones that were found scattered all over the world and randomly put together through pure guesswork, then no, it's not even remotely scientifically valid.

>>513156426
that's stoya

>>513157377
I will do another one but with the youtube home page

>>513157314
Topkek

>>513156426
Anti Sixxx pattern recognition
I lost

>>513157658
Yes, the jew does indeed cry out falsehoods as they stab.

>>513157265
I build houses and do design work, it's a simple question of geometry. you have something lodged in the body cavity. it cannot come out the hole it went in, because that hole has to retain what (admittedly little) structural integrity it has left. also, the larger end is closest to the hole, which is at the base of the torso. this puts the more "manageable" end up toward the ribcage, due to the dimensions of the object in question. so you would probably make an incision on the stomach opposite the liver, fish through the guts until the end of the object is found, get it's position within the intestine visible, make your cut in an area that will be easy to suture, and proceed to remove the object. it seems like the most logical and geometrically feasible approach.

this sort of funny
but I cannot make
where it says youtube say 4chan
that more complicated

>>513157265
>>513156256
>>513158014
alternatively they could just push the whole thing out through the entire GI tract

>>513158297
it only on my screen
it do not apply for everyone
I cannot do that

>>513158297
the youtube logo
not a text you type in
it like something else
a string of random numbers there in the console

>>513148439
Just use a plastic step like my children do.

>>513158297
one of you smarter code guys
make the youtube logo say 4chan
for fun

>>513158711
why is swedish so hard to speak

>>513156711
Can confirm. Put big things up your ass and get them stuck like a degenerate faggot? Have a radiograph and post OP picture of the object you put into your ass, become the next screen saver for every monitor in the ED for a month. Faggots.

>>513156753
>>513156818
shut the fuck up ESL h1b indian faggot, nobody cares that you are taking coding classes to undercut the wages of actual americans

>>513158780
I mean, why is English? I almost think the human brain craves needless complications.

>>513158873
I am not an indian
I told you I do not know
how to code
but if I did I would have some fun

>>513158780
shut up Sandeep

>>513158889
swedish a compound language

>>513158935
my monitor a hd tv
awesome vga in the back of it
best monitor ever

great now we have a jeet or a bot spamming the thread

>>513158935
I am not from india
I am not one of those people
I got a Lenovo computer
not the best computer but ok

>>513156426
What's the name of this girl?

>>513158347
That won't go through the pyloric sphincter. It went through the esophageal sphincter and coiled up in the stomach.

>>513159084
usually indians do tech support

>>513156662
This used to worn with Mobile Data feom Telcel but now I tells me it is a Vpn and needs to get deactivated

>>513159084
Some people have better computers than me, I see some of them, see through; some people make them from scratch, custom.

>>513156256
Getting that up their ass is impressive enough for something that size. But they did it BALLS FIRST motherfucker!

>>513159143
it's a humo thread, i am just here shitposting

>>513159212
I do not know how to code anything
c# that one of the languages
java
assembler
html for web design
html not that hard compared to other languages

>>513159423
I always wonder, how they make an os; how did they make linux?

>>513159401
16% of faggots are incontinent (can't keep the shit in their butts)
They constitute the majority of pelvic floor surgeries among men.

>>513159507
Was linux coded on a different os?

>>513159507
>>513159423
shut the fuck up faggot

>>513159570
linux been around for long time, like the early 1990s

>>513159583
no keep talking

>>513159583
if that dude went into my house
I would pick up a large bass amp and throw down the stairs on top of him

>>513159583
I am simply asking basic questions
apparently that pisses every old faggit off

>>513159570
Unix probably? You can write a kernel on linux, for linux.

>>513159222
No, the open laparotomy makes a saggital incision down the abdomen and pulls the object out the way it went in. Still, I understand why you got confused. Faggots do all kinds of illogical and self-destructive things.

>>513159775
this is you, irl

how many old fags here in the thread

>>513159836
this is an example of the questions you are asking

>>513159829
What is Unix?
so it was a group of guys
that used some other terminal
to code linux and transfer it to a bootable disc

>>513159829
i think that's either a bot or a troll

>>513159834
that you man
I am that one guy with the bass guitar
>>513159885
microwave time weird
but I am talking about linux
not microwaves

>>513159507
It is pretty easy, just transistors, basically just a series of gates, kind of like how dam systems work. normies are really easily impressed by it though whenever anything goes over 5 steps they are impressed. I think the cut off for designation as human or conscious should be about 120 IQ.

>>513159952
Do you believe in non human entities?

>>513160063
they used to have vacuum tubes
the first computers very big
ibm type of stuff

>>513158632
Woman would literally have this shit go the opposite direction.

>>513160063
I heard in the 1970`s or something
a toy in a cereal box
could hack a phone or something

>>513160160
it sad he not here anymore
his movies out there

>>513160157
Well yes, but they perform the same function, which is why I mentioned dam systems that wasn't by chance, you could perform the same function with water, at an even larger scale.

>>513160202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking

>>513160353
How did a cart get up there?

>>513149595
The arc wouldn't be the problem, but what about the dribble at the end.

>>513160391
that what it is
kind of cool actually

>>513160464
How true is that, the protocols of zion?

>>513160464
Is that protocols of zion, something they still doing; most likely.

>>513156519
Take the fossil-pill anon, you will have your mind blown and realize we have been lied to. Suffice it to say, most fossils you see are fake. There are entire species of dinosaurs they have created where they have single-digits of number of bones and just guess the rest filling museums the world over. I wouldn't even call it a "lie", it is simply an open-secret that is not spoken about. If you do a modicum of looking into it you realize that no one actually is even claiming otherwise, it is all just insinuation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avj37kydNKQ&ab_channel=loi1337
old memories
that meme so old
not sure who made it

>>513160721
I do not know what it is about that song, I still listen to it.

>>513157399
I know you wont believe me, but I made that meme. I am honored.

>>513160709
i know the majority of fossils are mostly incomplete and made up, but we do have a few that are remarkably complete. stuff was alive on earth for a very long time (from our perspective) before humanity arrived. i do not think this is an argument against theism though. i definitely have a belief in God.

>>513151335
I'm thinking my dick gonna look like a sewer pipe in her hand.

>>513160873
I know it came from here, so I believe it, absolutely based good sir, I've enjoyed seeing it evolve from its initial point. It is one of the most true poignant memes of all time.

>>513150076
was just thinking about this

it shows a black man there on the flag

>>513158014
I'm impressed by the details but also a little bit disturbed by how vivid I can imagine what you're describing thanks to said details

>>513156715
>midna threads

another flag with that shows a black man

>>513158780
I find them usually quite succinct.

>>513161618
there low German
there middle German
there high German
and then there some other German languages

>>513161618
it is like Greek a compound language
depends on where your located in Germany

this old map from 1450
might show big foot

>>513161913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX3FNE6xbco&ab_channel=Rammstein-Topic
one of the heaviest bands

>>513162068
also an airport in Germany

>>513147943
funniest virgin vs chad meme i've seen in a long while

>>513161913
the Autobahn was good idea

>>513162201
before the interstate highways of the US

>>513162115
I like some krautrock bands
basically Germany doing rock and roll

>>513160951
Topjej

>>513160427
This is truly the tragic problem for dwarf chads, every time they indulged in a sink piss, and smelled another's rancid urine they'd know they were adding to it.

>>513160574
Jews will deny they are real
But nobody can deny they are true

>>513160424
I miss when the internet was funny and people took risks

>>513162846
the khazarian pechenegs Japhetic people
they not Semitic people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTXFcrmwSDs&ab_channel=HankGreen
Moot also known as Hank Green

>>513163264
not Hank Hill
but Hank Green
that guy funny

>>513150522
>oldest memes
>literal screencap from 5 days ago
I was in that thread too

>>513163264
he either Moot
or the twin of Moot

>>513162201
The Nazis had some other goods ideas too (yeah I know technically the Autobahn had been commissioned before the Nazis took power but whatever they still built it)

>>513162165
Becuase most people at this point don't actually understand the format and have lost the plot on the fact chad is supposed to be a ridiculous caricature instead thinking it's like OP and that chad really does represent correctness. People now use it as a self insert for their own sincere beliefs making it unfunny and gay.

>>513164540
based

>>513164642
Nah, it was always just ridiculous and everything you're suggesting is false.

Politically Correct

Moot has several cats

>>513164943
To be clear is still ridiculous and you're projecting things you think you see because you're falsely looking into it too self interestedly, as you claim other's are, a classic projection one of the few 30% psychology statements that check out.

>>513165137
the usual clowning around

>>513165259
they need to add a clown flag to the dichotomy of flags

>>513156256
>it’s a boy!

>>513156957
some type of creature ate that soap

>>513156868
the s o y man with hair

>>513145919 (OP)
Anybody have a copy of an old meme where line drawn people with crab hands and open mouths are shitting all over? Often used for liberal screeching. Looks very primitive. I've been looking for years but can't find it.

>>513156256
that like some xenomorph

>>513162068
they are leftist pussies

>>513162068
>>513162449
listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsbMx9XxIt8&list=RDdsbMx9XxIt8&start_radio=1

>>513150076
Still pissed those faggots ripped off the Miller M for this.

>>513146023
hey not bad

>>513160268
That's going way back,,just like the crimes of the jew

>>513160353
Fuck off with this dog shit meme.

>>513167333
I know that band rock

>>513168138
You mean the funny one with the shopping cart Mr. lost all their rights after being blamed for excellence in the world? Really thinking of invading there and letting you mindslaves free, rearming you.

>>513168088
It’s not a candle btw.
>And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

>>513168427
<3

>>513160424
God I miss what happened to the spirit of this place

>>513154677
You're just butthurt lmao.

>>513154597
you call that a blunt?

This might be my favorite humor thread in years, despite my bants. Everyone is being so intelligent and spicy.

>>513148439
I'm 5'11 and I can easily piss in any sink, name the time and place, prepare to watch me piss
>YOURE ON FAGGOT

>>513149970
Whites have been a minority in America for the last 20 years
Source: USA census data shows that they've been counting people with one white parent as white, so Mexicans are counted as whites
Only half of the "whites" in America are white
Whites make up about 25% of the US population and that number is dropping rapidly

>>513168744
checked. every era tries to warn the next.

>>513169262
kek

>>513169348
Okay shorty calm down, I'm 6'5 and it isn't even a consideration I couldn't, that is the point.

>>513151983
Actually hilarious, haven't seen this one, kek and Lol'D

>>513157933
Fuck that

>>513160951
Audible lol

In the Guild, we understand ethics; there will be natural law.

prester john the fool

>>513159507
They typed 1s and 0s until they got it working right

Phil, and his doings.

>>513160464
Kek you can still download it from the FBI, it's still up, also I never heard it was fake, the only people ever to claim it as being fake, were communist jews lol they use techniques quite often as well, the whole FAFO, peace through strength, is straight out of the prodicals

>>513160574
Very true, the FBI still hosts a copy, the only people claiming it to be fake were communist Russian Jews, whoever wrote it studied the talmud thoroughly

>>513160619
Yes, you can get a copy and they follow it to a T it's unnerving

>>513146023
I hate you so fucking much, basterd leaf.
Humour thread ignored.

>>513160574
The way I see it, it doesn't matter if it's true or not. What matters is looking out into the world and seeing exactly what's described in it happening as we speak.

>>513169664
Faggot

>>513148036
you have to go back

>>513148806
>>513148439
lost to this based 1-2 punch lol

>>513156309
ANTIFA Psyop Material made in 2025
fuck off with this

I guess I can dig up on old one too if that's much of this thread.

>>513158014
based on your analysis of The Gigantic Dildo Problem I conclude that you probably make good houses and also read good literature

>>513166358
You mean like this one? Just Google autistic screeching meme

>>513156256
>It looked like a C-section.
>Then I thought it was a C-section for a horribly deformed child.
>I thought the kid looked like a fucking dildo.
Well, I got it right, but I'm not happy about it.

>>513148985
Top kek

>>513174134
Try this image macro

Was watching Godzilla vs Hedorah today and made this. Hope you enjoy

>>513147943
Kek

>>513147943
this is good

>>513149254
Lol

>>513149800
Of course a Jew wouldn't see the difference with the bottom v the top

>>513145919 (OP)
lol no funnies in this thread.

>>513171353
good riddance faggit
nobody who values rote formalities has jokes worth a shit anyway

>>513147943
I saw a very confident prostitute jaywalk recently, while I was the cuck waiting for the "okay to cross" sign.

EVERY PAJEET SAYS
>$45T stolen by britain * abrahamic * actually jews are cool * age of consent * AI singularity/waifu * aryan * booba/sexo/would * built for bbc * can't breed * ceo doctor technology * chang seething * christcucks * consent is a western concept * daily reminder * faustian spirit * full sapport for israel * good morning * help i'm fucking indian help me * household income * human capital * hypergamy/[incel noises] * i can pass for xyz * indo-[whatever] * model immigrants * mom/sister on onlyfans * कुछ भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है * [other ethnicity] is guilty of [pajeet thing] * paganism is your real heritage * [redditor noises] * rent free * saar * send bobs/vagene * slave morality * stem skill issue * that's a paki * timmy/timmies * triggered * trvth nvke * voted for it * where are the jannies * where should i move * whiter than you * why are white women white people like this * you need us * you will be extinct * you won't do shit * you worship xyz

>>513158347
Don't do that it would make him cum

>>513151335
does she realize how hot that is? Is that supposed to be an insult?

My gf is a drunk retard, kept me up most of the night with her retardation.
Yeeted her fucking phone into the laundry basket hours ago, she is still looking for it, the idiot

>>513154597
>Hey anon did you do anything interresting this weekend?
Ehm

>>513179257
Does she have nice tits at least? (All women are children and don't deserve human rights)

>>513158780

If you look up words on wiktionary and pay attention to the IPA, that's why.

Sjömannen sjöng en sång om stjärnorna.
[ˈɧø̌ːˌmanːɛn ˈɧœŋ en ˈsoːŋ ɔm ˈɧæ̌ːɳʊrna

If you look at the same sentence in f*nnish it's more simple:

Merimies lauloi laulun tähdistä.
[ˈmeriˌmie̯s ˈlɑu̯loi̯ ˈlɑu̯lun ˈtæhːdistæ]

>>513180544
no I am not that

>>513180709
I do not know about that
I do not do mushrooms

>>513181287
that is Fred

in the dichotomy of flags, they have no clown flag

>>513145919 (OP)
>reason for you reporting this post
>i'm in this picture and am being made uncomfortable
many such cases ;_;

>>513149428
>>513149474
rare correct use of the joke

>>513147943
why are masons obsessed with suicide programming?

>>513149800
to be fair, i'd rather have me a harem of anime qt's (female) than calarts females

america died in the early 00's, everything afterwards has been the rotting of the corpse.

>>513182957
you can have both, or you can just grow up and live irl

>>513159830
Ahhh, so the sucker pad that was supposed to keep it stuck to the shower wall failed and it got stuck in his ass, lmao...

>>513153443
she should reverse rape them to establish dominance

saar

>>513160951
i unironically laughed out loud lol'd

>>513178198
>pic title
No its not US, its the Magyar stripes. Stem from the first hungarian dynasty Arpad.
Fleur the lille on the upper half is because it's from the time a Bourbon (french kings house) was in the throne.

>>513170324
>prester john the fool
yeah, fuck you too.

>>513183125
>or you can just grow up and live irl
lol, and waste my life sustaining this prison planet?
no thank you, i will have nothing and they will be happy, so i will do nothing and be happy.

>>513151335
someone shoop the bowing asian guy in there

>>513183412
cartoon harem fantasies are not nothing.
there would be more dignity in nothing.
you're talking about the road to striped socks and hormones

>>513169655
>lostica

>>513183712
nah.
i like pussy, i dont like pretending a gash made by a doctor is a pussy.

trannies become trannies because of the masons targeting the them, and them not having a strong spiritual defense.

me liking cute females does not mean i want to be one, i prefer to sex them with my penis
if you know what i mean

>>513184143
are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?

>>513184215
why would i?

>>513180797
But what if you ran the car into a wall of diamonds, the hardest metal know to man?

>>513156256
It's a boy!

>>513156715
jesus, that's an old image
I saved that from /b/ closer to 20 years ago

>>513148036
I do this all the time at home in the bathroom sink and see nothing wrong with it. I wash my hands right after so I save alot on toilet flushes. I do have to use a little drano every 2 months however because of the urine deposits in and around the drain.