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Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513148214 >>513148485 >>513148566 >>513148581 >>513148711 >>513149480 >>513149652 >>513150346 >>513150654 >>513153051 >>513155658 >>513159266 >>513159456 >>513160018 >>513160376 >>513160635 >>513161606 >>513162309 >>513163720 >>513167885 >>513169120 >>513171792 >>513173456
/pol/ humor thread
Your daughter comes home and says to you: Dad, I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend.
Anonymous (ID: V30p0Qi8) Greece No.513148326 >>513149374 >>513152010 >>513153151 >>513160603 >>513160797 >>513170865 >>513173034
TO PUNK YO BLACK ASS LIKE THAT
Anonymous (ID: JMb5eU1u) United States No.513148485
>>513148214 (OP)
My daughter? Idk who this vile goblin with female organs is, for she is not spawn of mine
Anonymous (ID: u+GovRsD) Canada No.513148566 >>513149036 >>513149516 >>513151677 >>513156911 >>513159331 >>513169161 >>513169286 >>513169814
>>513148214 (OP)
INB4 this thread is filled with various racist and transphobic images veiled as "humor." I want to extend a warning to any susceptible young viewers who haven't fallen down the alt-right pipeline yet.

Please leave this website they are trying to radicalize you by pretending their hatred is just silly memes and jokes.

But this hatred has real life effects on vulnerable communities (i.e. BIPOC and 2SLGBTQIA+ folx), so please seek help to deradicalize and learn to stop the hate.

Together we can prevent another Buffalo
Anonymous (ID: TklebmQ5) United States No.513148581
>>513148214 (OP)
>Daughter
jokes on him my daughter is my son
Anonymous (ID: tnGWM/Mo) United States No.513148711 >>513150116 >>513151077
>>513148214 (OP)
Maybe he just needs some love and affection. Maybe his parents are crazy, and nobody likes him.
Britanon (ID: N2aWIQUp) United Kingdom No.513149036 >>513159524 >>513161907
>>513148566
In case you don't know, the man in the picture is axel rudukubana, who murdered 3 little girls aged 6-9 and stabbed 10 others at a Taylor swift dance club, and as a result is the most detested man I'm the country, I assume you don't know this and want to make you aware that you shouldn't defend this man as he is one of the most despicable criminals to walk the face of the earth and universally despised across Britain. Be safe and have a good day.
Anonymous (ID: Ih2QDGgU) United States No.513149259
when are we going to make it legal for fathers to assault boys they don't want messing with their daughters?
Anonymous (ID: tShFZKE/) Canada No.513149374
>>513148326
Yo dis nigga zesty af cuh
Anonymous (ID: ppO6N9eG) United States No.513149480
>>513148214 (OP)
NIGGER LEAVE
Anonymous (ID: QbuZY8sS) Greece No.513149516
>>513148566
Cursed
Anonymous (ID: nNZyW03r) France No.513149652
>>513148214 (OP)
what does he do for a living? What's is position on the Chosen people?
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513150116 >>513161890 >>513169285
>>513148711
yeah he must be saved from socioeconomic factors
Anonymous (ID: m0b4QA5c) Norway No.513150346 >>513150809
>>513148214 (OP)
:take care of my daughters white pussy with your bbc
Anonymous (ID: hj2fuo4x) United Kingdom No.513150638
Worst /pol/ humor thread I've ever seen
Anonymous (ID: sIAWsObi) Israel No.513150654 >>513151447
>>513148214 (OP)
I'm drunk
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513150809
>>513150346
and if one day you want, here is my wife's cell phone
Anonymous (ID: V5UkXB1B) No.513151077
>>513148711
he's just a poor jinchuriki who never got love from his village. Basically gaara
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513151447
>>513150654
try eating some glass shards
Anonymous (ID: 2KuzYik3) United States No.513151677 >>513158484 >>513160605 >>513161991
>>513148566

Why would you ever want to soften children's image of the collection of groomers and pedophiles that is the alphabet community. Are you going to try to convince them to consort with convicted murders next? Staying away from niggers, the mentally ill, or criminally violent is how you avoid being robbed, raped, murdered, or abused. People can learn to stop hating when those communities stop hurting society. No one deserves excuses for their behavior let alone special treatment when they are actively damaging society and the people around them. Demanding that people ignore their behavior is every bit as much abuse, and the the people that do it are just as dangerous to society as these degenerates.
Anonymous (ID: mms0PE14) No.513151697 >>513160208 >>513161696
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Anonymous (ID: yKwDngCc) United Kingdom No.513152010 >>513152729 >>513161899
>>513148326
Why's he living in a hotel
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513152729
>>513152010
*luxury residence
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513153051 >>513160204 >>513160939
>>513148214 (OP)
Here's a few knee slappers
>Even if we Jews are not physically at your side in the trenches, we are morally with you. This
war is our war and you fight it with us." - Schalom Asch, Les Nouvelles Litterairres, February
10, 1940
>Hitler will have no war (does not want war), but we will force it on him, not this year, but
soon." - Emil Ludwig Cohn in Les Annales, June, 1934 (also quoted in his book "The New Holy
Alliance").

>"We Jews are going to bring a war on Germany." - David A. Brown, National Chairman, United
Jewish Campaign, 1934 (quoted in "I Testify Against The Jews" by Robert Edward Edmondson,
page 188 and "The Jewish War of Survival" by Arnold Leese, page 52).

>"Even if we Jews are not physically at your side in the trenches, we are morally with you. This
war is our war and you fight it with us." - Schalom Asch, Les Nouvelles Litterairres, February
10, 1940

>In losing Germany, Jewry lost a territory from which it exerted power. Therefore it was
determined to re-conquer it." - Louis Marschalko, "The World Conquerors : The Real War
Criminals."

https://dn720005.ca.archive.org/0/items/jews-declare-war-on-germany-1933/JewsDeclareWarOnGermany1933.pdf
Anonymous (ID: CM5OFiPJ) Mexico No.513153151 >>513153596
>>513148326
I hate niggers
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513153209 >>513153265
2 guys walk into a bar......
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513153265 >>513160525
>>513153209
3rd one ducks
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513153596 >>513155453 >>513157744 >>513169811
>>513153151
and they hate you
Anonymous (ID: AheoGR88) United States No.513153847
>>513151936
Who is that girl?
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) Italy No.513155438 >>513158975 >>513159825 >>513162076 >>513172068
Anonymous (ID: I5lMfx4n) United States No.513155453
>>513153596
nice
Anonymous (ID: jaU6X+Dx) United States No.513155658
>>513148214 (OP)
It's legal to kill escaped felons in my country. That dude is a convicted felon. Do the match humorists.
Anonymous (ID: AxfYx/Rm) Germany No.513156911
>>513148566
>together we can prevent another Buffalo
What you want to prevent next? A sheep?
Anonymous (ID: AxfYx/Rm) Germany No.513157744
>>513153596
Kek
Anonymous (ID: iMwpCsXd) No.513158007 >>513161317
Anonymous (ID: 4gyUZEhM) United States No.513158484
>>513151677
>pov
>last thing you see before entering oblivion
>lol
Anonymous (ID: yhYX4Ew3) Malaysia No.513158975
>>513155438
Ay lmao
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513159096
bump
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513159266 >>513169842
>>513148214 (OP)
None of my daughters would do that. They all hate niggers and jeets worse than I do.
Anonymous (ID: RC/Z/Vf+) Canada No.513159331 >>513159523 >>513160229
>>513148566
A new blessing has been born.
Put me in the screen cap.
I am Canadian, I get to decide
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513159456
>>513148214 (OP)
>Your daughter comes home and says to you: Dad, I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend.
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513159523
>>513159331
>I am Canadian
More like Canindian
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513159524
>>513149036
>In case you don't know, the man in the picture is axel rudukubana, who murdered 3 little girls aged 6-9 and stabbed 10 others at a Taylor swift dance club, and as a result is the most detested man I'm the country, I assume you don't know this and want to make you aware that you shouldn't defend this man as he is one of the most despicable criminals to walk the face of the earth and universally despised across Britain. Be safe and have a good day.
I thought a white kid killed those girls.
Anonymous (ID: pbfOd+wm) Australia No.513159825
>>513155438
ok, ai can be extremely based
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513160018
>>513148214 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513160204 >>513160267 >>513160323
>>513153051
Came here to tickle my funny bone and now I'm back to the default state of anger all of a sudden.
Anonymous (ID: 0YoTntSM) No.513160208
>>513151697
the irony of this "gotcha" is that both things are true
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513160229 >>513160991
>>513159331
No. That's fake and gay. It must be the original.
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513160267 >>513160607
>>513160204
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513160323 >>513160630
>>513160204
have a white pill.
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Anonymous (ID: uVNI429C) Canada No.513160376 >>513160461
>>513148214 (OP)
You have to buck break him right then and there. You have to make her watch you rape him in his ass. Unfortunately.
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Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513160461
>>513160376
>You have to buck break him right then and there. You have to make her watch you rape him in his ass. Unfortunately.
I won't do bestiality.
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Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513160525 >>513160938
>>513153265
Reminds me of that movie Soul Man where the guy wears blackface to take advantage of nigger scholarships.
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Anonymous (ID: PB9KPjEK) Serbia No.513160603 >>513161342 >>513161359
>>513148326
Gayer than troon porn.
Anonymous (ID: H60lSu7y) United States No.513160605
>>513151677
>people ignore their behavior is every bit as much abuse, and the the people that do it are just as dangerous to society as these degenerates.
They're more dangerous exponentially if they are setting policy.
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513160607 >>513160720 >>513170845
>>513160267
>milk
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513160630 >>513161128
>>513160323
True
I feel a little better now.
Anonymous (ID: wbvp+iFb) Canada No.513160635
>>513148214 (OP)
That's what barrels of acid in the basement are for.
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Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513160720 >>513161111
>>513160607
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Anonymous (ID: PFRzLQyc) Finland No.513160797 >>513161044
>>513148326
Mega faggot zesty nigger.
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513160938 >>513161335
>>513160525
Never saw it..90's though right? Sounds 90's
John Enoch Powell (ID: xKp6QNae) United Kingdom No.513160939
>>513153051
That 12 year old is a corporal.
Anonymous (ID: GuiHC8KI) No.513160991
>>513160229
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513161044
>>513160797
Kek!
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513161111 >>513173561
>>513160720
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513161128 >>513161720
>>513160630
This is nice too anon.
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John Enoch Powell (ID: xKp6QNae) United Kingdom No.513161317
>>513158007
That is Lenin.
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513161335 >>513161729
>>513160938
Yes.
Very '90s.
One of those movies they used to play on Comedy Central every couple weeks in the 2000s.
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513161342
>>513160603
>Gayer than troon porn.
It's this gay.
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513161359
>>513160603
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513161424
It's time for gay niggers
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Anonymous (ID: Hpsn2BXm) United States No.513161606
>>513148214 (OP)
I've already informed her she'll be moving out the same day. She should be well aware I'll kill that nigger for looking at me wrong, though like most teenagers she may assume I'm a blowhard.
Anonymous (ID: ayxj0eoy) Paraguay No.513161696 >>513164517
>>513151697
Black are also incels
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513161720 >>513161966
>>513161128
Have encountered that kike real estate money extraction machine on 3 different occasions already. Pretty common now.
Still think that story of the chigger nonchalantly making it through security and hitting the wrong target glows like the sun.
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Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513161729 >>513162037
>>513161335
I only watched lebowitz cause it what was on when i got home from work. I just remembered life before dvr..fuck that was pre dvd-recorder time.
picrel is a 90's throwback though
Anonymous (ID: BEsx7qxp) United States No.513161890
>>513150116
Why does that nigger keep saying "Hillary Clinton! I have information on Hillary Clinton!"?
Anonymous (ID: Hpsn2BXm) United States No.513161899
>>513152010
It's proven he's fake as shit, a combination of advertising his services as a personal stranger and ragebaiting people into views and youtube revenue once he went viral.

He's just another wannabe alpha male who's beyond obviously roided up to his eyeballs claiming he's 100% natty and has no notable source of income but makes tiktok videos of his billionaire lifestyle.

It's combination online fitness streamer scam and once he took off ragebait to get more views (in his second video two white women greet him back home by kneeling before him).
Anonymous (ID: 4v24TS9O) United States No.513161907
>>513149036
>he is one of the most despicable criminals to walk the face of the earth and universally despised across Britain

So he'll probably get 60 days in jail and then a free apartment and food and counseling.
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513161966 >>513162363
>>513161720
>Still think that story of the chigger nonchalantly making it through security and hitting the wrong target glows like the sun.
Um, sweatie, it's been debunked by CNN. He was targeting the NFL. Totally not the jews responsible for him having to live with his parents because he couldn't buy a house.
Anonymous (ID: BEsx7qxp) United States No.513161991
>>513151677
That Obamacare sure only covers the most basic shit.
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513162037 >>513162311
>>513161729
Thanks.
Never heard of that incident before.
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513162076
>>513155438
Kek. That's excellent.
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Anonymous (ID: Vq1n3/ue) United States No.513162309
>>513148214 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: ZFlDro4B) United States No.513162311 >>513162721
>>513162037
glad I could help
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513162363 >>513163365
>>513161966
>Officer Islam
Wow.

Have to admit that was pretty slick if he was just a disgruntled victim who pulled it off without inside help.
I have no faith in the media to report the truth either way.
Anonymous (ID: slucXpl2) United States No.513162721
>>513162311
Checked
Anonymous (ID: mYxCYia8) United States No.513163365
>>513162363
>I have no faith in the media to report the truth either way.
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Anonymous (ID: a5XKOGFy) Germany No.513163720
>>513148214 (OP)
Ok, is he hiding behind the nigger?
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sage (ID: E1lcHJPb) Netherlands No.513164517 >>513164603
>>513161696
erm, they're called nigcels you fucking nazi.
Anonymous (ID: yX7nZnEY) United States No.513164603
>>513164517
sage (ID: E1lcHJPb) Netherlands No.513165642
>jew bot thread
>i post in it making fun of jew bot threads
>thread grinds to a complete halt
literally thousands of examples, get rekt shlobot 6000,000
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Anonymous (ID: K/JQmlNj) Germany No.513167885
>>513148214 (OP)
is this the young christian man you talked about? welcome! christ is king!
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Anonymous (ID: ZEY/nm59) Finland No.513169120
>>513148214 (OP)

Come here son....we have nice backyard over there...lets go do some digging so we can plant tree.
Anonymous (ID: RPkbB9h3) United States No.513169161
>>513148566
Is this the expanded version?
Anonymous (ID: RPkbB9h3) United States No.513169285
>>513150116
Some type of local automobile dealership advertisement.
Anonymous (ID: swbbdhLQ) Brazil No.513169286
>>513148566
>novus ordo blessing
Not sure if I like it.
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Anonymous (ID: wBKn/Drz) United Kingdom No.513169811
>>513153596
Never gets old!
Anonymous (ID: ZWAv7N3k) Canada No.513169814
>>513148566
Anonymous (ID: RPkbB9h3) United States No.513169842
>>513159266
Hilarious
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Anonymous (ID: XD9i5ttc) United States No.513170801
learn to recognize pajeet threads. learn to stop giving (You)s, which end up as rupees, to OPs like this. jews pay pajeets to spam this board en masse with the same globohomo agenda that you're still associating with only jews. since 2023 you are much more likely to see jew noise posted by a pajeet. there are a hundred times as many pajeets as there are jews. if you want any part of the internet to survive, you must detect, reject and redeem pajeets everywhere you find them
Anonymous (ID: RPkbB9h3) United States No.513170845 >>513171818
>>513160607
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Anonymous (ID: 1ztlwxUB) United States No.513171792
>>513148214 (OP)
intense sanpaku desu
Anonymous (ID: KGOdrPls) Spain No.513171818
>>513170845
Thanks for the laugh, anon
Anonymous (ID: EGcGcVoa) United Kingdom No.513172068
>>513155438
Wholesome as fuck.
Anonymous (ID: Lw9PX/0U) United States No.513173034
>>513148326
What I want to know is who are the people listening to him talk at 9:15am.
Anonymous (ID: PkM2c+5P) United States No.513173219
>>513167782
What's impossible about it?
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Anonymous (ID: Sv3mEGLc) United States No.513173456
>>513148214 (OP)
I ask can I watch them have sex then put my wee wee in a cage and sit in the corner and watch don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same.
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Anonymous (ID: Lw9PX/0U) United States No.513173561
>>513161111
One of the most unexpected redpills.
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