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Anonymous (ID: lEGGw4ZE) United States No.513149628 >>513149814 >>513149847 >>513149947 >>513150132 >>513150143 >>513150309 >>513150479 >>513150766 >>513150836 >>513150870 >>513150956 >>513151042 >>513151223 >>513151441 >>513151581 >>513151609 >>513151763 >>513151995 >>513152033 >>513152088 >>513152358 >>513152433 >>513152601 >>513152746 >>513152761 >>513153061 >>513153140 >>513153455 >>513153724
Putin brings "poop suitcase" to Trump meeting as security precaution
https://www.the-express.com/news/world-news/180488/putin-poo-suitcase-trump-alaska-summit
According to a report by two veteran investigative journalists in the French publication Paris Match, members of the Russian president’s Federal Protection Service (FPS) will be responsible for collecting his human waste, including his faeces, when he travels abroad.

His waste will be collected in special bags, which are then kept in a dedicated briefcase. Regis Gente is an author who has written two books on Russia, while Mikhail Rubin has covered Russia for over ten years.

The pair have revealed that this practice of collecting Putin's waste has been practised for years, such as during Putin's visit to France in May 2017.

It is suspected that the surprising security measure is undertaken to stop foreign powers from taking samples of Putin's human waste, potentially gaining information on the Russian leader's health.

Ex-BBC journalist Farida Rustamova also reported such measures existed, pointing to Putin's visit to Vienna when he had his own private bathroom which included a portable toilet.

She said that a source revealed the president has carried out the practice since he began his leadership in 1999. During a press conference in Astana, Kazakhstan, last November, concerns for his health were raised as he appeared to be jerking his legs suddenly. Dr. Bob Berookhim said it could be a neurological condition such as Parkinson's disease.

Ahead of this week's meeting between the American and Russian leaders, President Trump has said he would like Putin to have a meeting with Ukranian leader Volodymyr Zelensky.

He told reporters: "I would like to do it almost immediately, and we’ll have a quick second meeting between President Putin and President Zelenskyy and myself, if they’d like to have me there."
Anonymous (ID: 7VqU3ZpL) United States No.513149814 >>513151762 >>513152148
>>513149628 (OP)
That shit is highly classified.
Anonymous (ID: PZjR5lvY) United States No.513149847 >>513150013 >>513150466 >>513151699 >>513152499 >>513154438
>>513149628 (OP)
lmao sounds like some made up bullshit by two idiots trying to get some money from book sales / news
Anonymous (ID: Pbqoqzzf) Slovenia No.513149947
>>513149628 (OP)
Sounds like Vinshu has blessed Russ
Anonymous (ID: GWYvgJGA) United States No.513149996
more like Pootin
Anonymous (ID: e9U5ve5p) Germany No.513150013 >>513152499 >>513152663
>>513149847
poop suitcases will be worth millions in the future, someone should steal it just as an investment, fuck bitcoin its to late for that, putin poop, fucking gold, as it ages more it will be worth, maybe even the most expensive poop in history.
Anonymous (ID: OCSNNARO) United States No.513150132
>>513149628 (OP)
Where can I get one?
Anonymous (ID: 37WM3nSS) Germany No.513150143
>>513149628 (OP)
>Poop suitcase
No one can say Putin isn't a sweetheart, he literally brought treats for JD Vance jeet rat children
To bad they will try to rape him thou
Chris Whitty (ID: 2xl4emUe) United Kingdom No.513150283 >>513154587
You can bet Trump has one as well
All the important people do
Anonymous (ID: jcr6QpQJ) New Zealand No.513150309
>>513149628 (OP)
>trust me bro
Anonymous (ID: 0QFe7A00) Turkey No.513150466 >>513150812
>>513149847
Nope. There is a video his poopguards enter toilet right after him with a suitcase. Too lazy to search it now though.
Anonymous (ID: tPZDm30l) United States No.513150479 >>513150536 >>513151889
>>513149628 (OP)
So your saying he either
A. Shits in a diaper
B. Shits in a bag
C. Shits in a toilet, then has some Ivan retrieve the shit from the toilet
None of this shit makes sense
Anonymous (ID: lEGGw4ZE) United States No.513150536
>>513150479
Third one makes perfect sense. There are also special bags you can put on a toilet to retrieve it automatically, so second one makes sense as well.
Anonymous (ID: R311q1YS) United States No.513150766 >>513151523 >>513158251
>>513149628 (OP)
C'mon Vlad lemme just get like one kernel bro its not thats serious
Anonymous (ID: PZjR5lvY) United States No.513150812 >>513152469
>>513150466
>oo lazy to search it now though.
of course
Anonymous (ID: oo9skuAX) Poland No.513150836
>>513149628 (OP)
Vlad Poopin'
Anonymous (ID: hTZdVSzo) Canada No.513150870
>>513149628 (OP)
Trump is known to shit his diaper when he's angry. Putin is fighting fire with fire.
Anonymous (ID: ectpA7iC) No.513150956
>>513149628 (OP)
>he doesn't carry a poop suitcase 24/7
ngmi
Anonymous (ID: Cd7xpTcv) Canada No.513151042 >>513152911
>>513149628 (OP)
The US president travels with his own toilet and that's been a thing for decades.
Anonymous (ID: lu4PQ1x9) Brazil No.513151223
>>513149628 (OP)
why can't him just shit inside his plane?
Anonymous (ID: 0AoAJlVL) United States No.513151441
>>513149628 (OP)
>not wanting your geopolitical adversaries to collect your shit and test it so they can glean Info on your health.
Makes sense for someone presenting themselves as a strongman. If the CIA leaked that he had colon cancer or bloody stool from hemorrhoids he'd never live it down.
Anonymous (ID: 4cSPal3Q) Mexico No.513151523
>>513150766
Top kek
Anonymous (ID: COft3cR1) No.513151581 >>513151699 >>513152499
>>513149628 (OP)
>to stop foreign powers from taking samples of Putin's human waste, potentially gaining information on the Russian leader's health.
No.
It is so they do not get his DNA and create a bioweapon virus that targets his specific DNA.
Anonymous (ID: BCcuvEHt) United States No.513151609
>>513149628 (OP)
>(((Mikhail Rubin)))
why are kikes so obsessed with poop?
Anonymous (ID: COft3cR1) No.513151699 >>513152499
>>513149847
>sounds like
Reasonable security measure.
>>513151581
Anonymous (ID: 4G3m/pOw) Australia No.513151762
>>513149814
Carlos!
Anonymous (ID: 0g9iUW1q) United States No.513151763
>>513149628 (OP)
It might seem weird but it's good opsec. You don't want to give an opponent material and intelligence that could be used against you.
Anonymous (ID: JpWNi4Ks) Australia No.513151821 >>513152401
>You think this is wierd now, but you won't be laughing next time you have to go!
>The gotta go briefcase is waterproof with high quality Mahogany leather, a strong lightweight aluminum internal structure, and stainless steel bowl with generously equipped sealing lid. "Quietly and discreetly go about your personal "business" anywhere you please with a fold out leather privacy panel which tucks away neatly to the side when you have completed your multi-tasking. A toilet paper dispenser easily swings out and can be conveniently stored in an inconspicuous storage compartment under the padding [for added discretion] when not in use. Maximum weight capacity is 80 Kilos
Anonymous (ID: mGlwP174) United States No.513151889
>>513150479
Please post more confused frogs
Anonymous (ID: a5JYtoRj) United States No.513151995
>>513149628 (OP)
POOTIN POO POO PEE PEE
Anonymous (ID: 2qonkDxX) No.513152033
>>513149628 (OP)
>Keeps his shit
He sells it to india
Anonymous (ID: OzZRXQRj) United States No.513152088
>>513149628 (OP)
All G8 leaders do this.
Anonymous (ID: gMq4i1V+) No.513152148
>>513149814
kek
Anonymous (ID: 5vFsI9fn) United States No.513152247
The realest opt out of the most unspoken opt in terms of service
Anonymous (ID: RAHDKGpO) United States No.513152358 >>513154074
>>513149628 (OP)
Meh that's not based he should have been like Biden who was shitting himself constantly 24/7 and having his democrat jew handlers clean it up
Anonymous (ID: fe0JAObW) United States No.513152401
>>513151821
176 pounds of shit
Anonymous (ID: 13k99ARv) United States No.513152433
>>513149628 (OP)
Russians turning into jeets.
Anonymous (ID: /SchGQ//) United States No.513152469
>>513150812
it's well known for years on this board, you're just new, sorry newfriend
learn to search the archive and not ask others to spoonfeed you
Anonymous (ID: c7I9H1RR) No.513152499
>>513149847
>>513150013
>>513151699
>>513151581
This.
I remember reading that the Clintons do this too years ago. It's obviously a security thing. You can tell a lot about people from their shit, what their health issues may be etc.
Anonymous (ID: OQG9uoDt) Russian Federation No.513152550
Someone should make a movie about the great heist of president shit
That would be kino
Anonymous (ID: wmAuCgbz) United States No.513152601
>>513149628 (OP)
Oh yeah, Putin does that.
But daily reminder that DNA targeted disease is a conspiracy theory, not 60 year old Soviet technology or 30 year old American technology.
Anonymous (ID: ZJqbZaaL) United States No.513152635
This is so he can't be cloned.
Anonymous (ID: KKbQ1Ism) United States No.513152663
>>513150013
>Ywn come into the possession of Tulsi Gabbard's shit suitcase
feels bad man
Anonymous (ID: bmJYkzRI) United States No.513152746
>>513149628 (OP)
Real and poop pilled
sage (ID: tzJRZCSV) United States No.513152761
>>513149628 (OP)
This tells me he is sick.
Anonymous (ID: VBFeRCQU) United States No.513152911 >>513153199 >>513155113
>>513151042
I know you're joking but JFK was such a notorious womanizer he supposedly traveled with a portable mattress.
Anonymous (ID: g1GETV9/) United States No.513153048 >>513154533
I believe the POTUS does this too, makes sense. I imagine leaders are pretty isolated between things like this and food testers. I heard once that the POTUS only eats food from presidential chefs and has meals elsewhere personally recreated.
Anonymous (ID: BfOfuGWi) Poland No.513153061
>>513149628 (OP)
the spice melange...
Anonymous (ID: eSV+rLNk) Australia No.513153140
>>513149628 (OP)
Based, I guess.
Anonymous (ID: VVOkcbdv) Australia No.513153199 >>513154200 >>513155455
>>513152911
>JFK was such a notorious womanizer he supposedly traveled with a portable mattress
sounds like a security risk to me.
>infect hot woman with hyper turbo AIDS and dick eating flesh eating bacteria
>place this woman somewhere around JFK
>they bang
>JFK now has hyper turbo AIDS and dick eating flesh eating bacteria
Anonymous (ID: TGC19OO4) United States No.513153455
>>513149628 (OP)
The kike obsession with defecation is bizarre.
Anonymous (ID: HjGTaZkm) United Kingdom No.513153724
>>513149628 (OP)
The rich do this all the time. If you get someone's shit you can test it for health issue the person may be having.
I shagged some ultra millionaire for a bit, and her and her mates used to shit in a Louis Vitton resealable bag and carry it with em. They all fucking do it.
Anonymous (ID: /vcqqlwi) United States No.513154074
>>513152358
You morons can't even tell AI from reality anymore. At .14 seconds in, his hand magically shrinks. Jesus Christ ..
Anonymous (ID: /vcqqlwi) United States No.513154200 >>513155455
>>513153199
Unironically this was the cause of his back pain. Kidney issues can often be interpreted as back pain and he probably caught an STD that inflamed his urinary tract and kidneys.
Anonymous (ID: fX11qvYh) United States No.513154438
>>513149847
Nah its a good way to deter poisoners if they know that all the fecal matter is going to be analyzed though I'm sure Putin thinks its fucking annoying that he has to go through this shit about his shit.
Anonymous (ID: fe0JAObW) United States No.513154533
>>513153048
Clinton used to jog up to McDonald's and eat food there. It could have been fake though. Trump made RFK Jr eat a big Mac and he looked like he'd way rather be hauling a dead whale head home.
Anonymous (ID: UXwT9tAl) United States No.513154587
>>513150283
Yes, but you will be able to buy Trump's gold plated turds after his term is over. Each one will be signed, dated, and numbered. The ultimate limited edition serious on earth! Yuge!
Anonymous (ID: Cd7xpTcv) Canada No.513155113
>>513152911
I'm not joking. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536
Anonymous (ID: UXwT9tAl) United States No.513155455
>>513153199
>>513154200
JFK had Addison's disease, which is a serious ailment if not treated properly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addison%27s_disease
I don't know if that was common knowledge at the time, like it is now.
Anonymous (ID: lEGGw4ZE) United States No.513158251
>>513150766
wew