Thread 513150651

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Poor poor little gobbo kek

lol what

https://youtube.com/shorts/Nmoi4JWIFFM?si=-YXE_F6gPX8CqXpe

PipPass™

>>513150651 (OP)
I wish man united to win the epl

stephen yaxley lennon fake name tommy robinson real name stephen yaxley lennon

>>513150785
kek
no wonder he's attracted to children, literally sized like one

Too sweaty

>They're sitting in their Discord talking about how to ruin the thread, half of them are drunk off cheap booze. As you say they're attention seeking, narcissistic wankers who only care about people noticing them in a politics thread with lads trying to discuss the state of our country.
>They're fucking pathetic.

read this shit again josh (cauldron ain't capable) and realise YOU are the fucking problem.

retards are an untapped market for spiderlike bonnie blue
she could provide real whore service to low iq

Nothing to see here, guys. You just weren't privy to all the information the jury were, therefore you can't comment on this matter.

>>513151104
Discord wankers get the rope

>>513150816
we should do this but with statues of namebames

>>513151133
Sad

>>513150927
It is curious why news agencies must say this every time Tommy is mentioned.
They don't say Elton John whose real name is Reginald Kenneth Dwight

>>513150267
>lads trying to discuss the state of our country.
you mean the endless whinging and whinging about muh bames, muh bennymongs, muh whatever psyop is being pushed on social media this week? real revolutionary stuff that

>>513150831
>registered disabled
so he has a voice like wogdan then?

>>513150785
you're known for lying about peoples' height so he's probably 6'0" like me

Is this true?

>>513151278
probably because it's hilarious
it's really funny to be fair to the MSM

Vatniks btfo

>>513151421
where's that israeli flag anon who tries to make lev tahor cool and the ongoing genocide in gaza cozy

>>513151311
>>513151337
poor poor little goblin midget kek

>>513151133
they claimed he was not guilty but used mitigation which is actually a tacit admission of guilt

Can the Rick Jones retard defence ever be beaten?

>>513151704
instinctively said not guilty before i read this post in full

>>513151278
it's a cypher or something. "Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine" is another one.

Any plapable queers on?

>>513150651 (OP)
lmao based OP pic although harv is definitely more functional than malpamong

fedpost redacted

>>513151901
right here babe x
come visit me at butero in warsaw

Why does exercise have to be so unpleasant?

putin drumf talks finished
that was quick didn't they say it would be 8 hours

>>513151287
>real revolutionary stuff that
monghole

>>513151704
if everyone's a retard, no one is.

>>513152058
I used to like running

>>513151133
Wasn't he crying about juries being unreliable only a few weeks ago?

>>513152068
They're off to maccy d's now

>>513152058
feels good after though
last time i went to the gym my ears popped after deadlift
i felt like shit walking home, couldn't hear a thing, but next day everything felt good

Rope wankers get the discord

>>513151685
Exactly. He admitted saying it. Then said it was a spur of the moment decision and that he has a condition that makes him impulsive. The CPS accepted this. Yet with Lucy they made it clear they'd argue against her if she made a basis for a plea and claimed anything other than that she intended to incite serious violence. This would have led to an even longer sentence if the judge sided with the prosecution. On the basis that the judge gave her a diversity lecture, it wouldn't have been surprising. You can only trust juries.

>>513150831
Do I have to feed him? Can I just park him somewhere when we’re in the park?

>>513152046
We're gays aren't we

>>513152068
putin is a genius
trump is a genius
would be a sick interaction

>>513152102
no, yer a monghole mate

>>513152242
Feels awful after.

>>513152046
more like buttero at warts-sore

>>513152058
do sports or literally anything more enjoyable that just gym repping. That shit is for complete plebs.

>>513152412
these are getting quite avant-garde
perhaps we've underestimated you

>>513152244
kek

>>513152389
it can, especially if not done for a while with blood pressure
with doms etc
but it's most effective anti depressant, reality shifter
people talk about monks and going innawoods but shifting iron is much more effective reality shifter
thoughts become more real

Why is no one investigating who funds Katie Prices plastic surgery?

sky news QT milf reporter standing up

Have you respected Sikhs today?

>>513152489
>That shit is for complete plebs.
Got banned for sniffing the bike seats did you?

>>513152530
mysterious girl funds it

>>513152558
I concur, I would sniff her brown hole.

>>513152530
Shit on her chest for £250, £185 if it's a group booking of 4 or more

>fatty bitchtits desperate for human interaction. Doesn't know how to interact with functional humans. Rages and grasses thinking that'll make it better
It doesn't

AHHH THE CHINESE HAVE GIVEN ME THE MEGA SHITS AGAIN THE CHEEKY LITTLE CUNTS

FUMING

>>513152558
did you see that video of gril who was bullied during riots by pakistan gangsters saying 'would that have happened if i wasn't white' to community leaders
so sick
actual brave journalism

>>513151901
Fuck off jefff

>>513152661
I wonder what price is for her to chow down.

>>513152683
yeah woggy is like that, maybe if he wasn't such a low IQ shut in sperg he'd lose his koshertits and make a friend to play ace combat with

>>513152489
What's the solitaire version of sports?

>>513152791
Bjj

>>513152058
fight for fitness

Tune into the Trump Putin address right now you silly cunts. This is history in the making. We are stopping the happooning so London doesn't get nuked. I know you really want that, but we refuse to let it happen. You are trapped in here with us. The Unoi'ed Loicencedom must survive for yank amusement.

https://www.youtube.com/live/wmOKrjWje6c

Aren't bongs being rounded up and put in gulags in Scotland? I'm sure I read that on the internet. If not, they fucking should be. Just sat their taking it in the ass from Starmer, the most unmanly pathetic PM, well, since the last one. And your oppo part is led by a nigger woman, kek. All of you should simply kill yourselves, so you don't even have to apply for a gulag loicence. Do it. Do it now. Livestream it so Aussies can laugh. Make sure and get a loicence for your rope.

>>513152768
SAAAR RETRACT FLAPS!!

>>513152924
scotland will rise and kill the auslanders
it's like when rome didn't factor for jock taliban at mons graupius

>>513152900
>he doesnt know we want to be bombed

Mates got crohns, told me he’s going into hospital next week for his yearly check
The check involves something getting shoved up his shitter then inflated
Said the diazepam helps

>>513153026
Read the rest of the post you muppet

>>513153074
>The check involves something getting shoved up his shitter then inflated
They pay good money for that in Soho.

>>513153026
Imagine London being bombed repeatedly until it was just a crater.

>>513153074
tell him he's a gay man, he's a gay man
he's gay

>>513153116
Why? You started it off on a downer, least offer a garibaldi or something to sweeten the pill

>>513153195
Londons throat slit? Corrrrr Crime would reduce 18%

kek sky news literally says they've taken the podium but the stream isn't there

gf was vibing out to blue monday by new order
switched it off as rewenge and put bronski beat on
now she's vibing out to bronski beat

RUSSIAN FIRST
ahahah
ahahaha
whipped

>>513152764
Extra £15

>>513151104
They don't though, they ruin the thread naturally by way of their awful personalities and inflated egos where they think they are hilarious comedians and acerbic satirists deserving of adulation.
They sit in their Discord pissed and crying about the fact it was outed that they are all bummers and hold basic bitch civnat and lefty worldviews when they were acting like they are rebels, and that how dare one man opposed to their behaviour and views not do what he is told by a grotty little closet case schizoid with small man syndrome, who becane their leader by dishing out loads of cash to them so they will remain his friend due to guilt of the debts owed.

HES STARTING WITH THE HISTORY LESSONS

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ALASKAN HISTORY LESSON I AM GONNA FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>513153330
>taken to the podium
I think those old fucks just took two immodium.

>PROFFESSOR PUTIN
>IM NUTTIN'

>Get training
KEK, I bet you're all soft sacks of fat shit, smokers, alcoholics, drug addicts. Who is he trying to kid here? You bunch of unfit fucks are going to do what?

>>513153195
We will never let it happen. The hostilities will end. You must lose hope. America will never let the Unoi'ed Loicencedom die. It's too hilarious

>>513152768
hilarious how you knew he was talking about you lmfao

>>513153699
Probably why he's telling them to start training and training hard then you stupid cunt?

>>513153447
>>513151104
No one cares about your bitchfight. Take it to discord you fucking faggots.

Trump and Nick Fuentes are the greatest men of the 21st century
what Trump did was so incredible and bizarre, if routine republican politics was allowed to play out america would be at war with Iran
And Nick Fuentes is like a guiding light for the American light
both are such strange figures, impossible people
godlike

>>513153746
kek, he felt personally attacked by 'flabby bitchtits' so felt compelled to reply
maybe if he lost 200kg of mantit fat people would stop mocking his c cup kek

>>513153746
>>513152768
You too. Fuck off you fucking dramafags

>>513153376
You're probably a terminally alone larper, wanna have gay sex?

>>513153376
why did you expose her to that homosexual filth instead of exposing her to your raging knob

>>513153888
he doesn't know what a 'c cup' is
he's literally a virgin.

>>513150651 (OP)
Wtf someone actually saved my shit meme

>>513153746
>>513153888
>hurrrrrrrrrr
Blatant samefagging retard, into the filter you go you sad no life cunt.

>>513153816
Oh yeah because some spastic on twitter said to get training, all of a sudden it inspired you fat cunts, alcoholics, porn addicts and drug abusers to do anything other than post on Twitter about "yeah alright geez get fit and training hard innit"
Bunch of larping dickheads, you'll do nothing but do play some Dayz and have a wank because you're a bunch of sad cunts living out a fantasy, reminds me of those dooms day preppers, always preparing for an event that'll never happen.

>>513153954
I think bumsex would hurt unless i was in control, can i list some men i find attractive and then if you look like them you can take my rear?

>>513152900
Putin won

>Trump ends ukraine war
>Putin does another Tucker 30 minute history lesson and speaks first

>>513154035
It really made wogdan's yarmulke spin, well done

>>513153924
Your mum does cos she was telling me how stressed it was making her during the post coital cigarette.
Keep on trying out your hilarious memes and wit posting, you might get funny one day by accident.

>>513154023
i'm catholic

brb gonna play some day z and have a wank

>pakis out
>jeets in
can't say I'm a big fan of british nationalism

>>513154274
real name stephen yaxley lennon

>>513153162
>>513153196
He looks like a fatter Rooney

>>513154188
Whiny little boys like you go in the filter until they behave.
Byeeee!

>>513154109
Yeah do that mate, who's fit?

>>513154274
k o s h e r
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>>513154432
Tom Dupre
Jakub Józef Orliński
Timothy Chalamet

>>513154188
Dont be like that now lad, his mum got snorted by blocko

>>513154274
Why is it so essential that we have hordes of some form of brown?

>>513154216
See, you're all larping dickheads kek.

>>513154216
poor little gobbo no mates kek

>>513154704
where's the larp

no ceasefire
trump cucked

>>513154548
I look like a roided out Hitler?

>>513154562
She didn’t

>>513154606
As long as they integrate (to being a fucking libtard)

>>513154796
Being here moaning about muh immigrants, but all you really want to do is play with your lil willies and play vidya. Bunch of larping dickheads kek.

>>513153816
you've done him
>>513154092
he's done you
also
didn't read lul

>>513155011
Sorry mate my bum is reserved for strong twinks

Just had a wank anyone up for some dayz?

>>513155121
you can want to play with your little willy and play vidya and hate immigrants, not a contradiction

>>513155177
Ronnie O'Sullivan just got 2 147s in the same match and going to deny me gay sex?

>>513155121
You sound spookily similar to a certain homosexual grocery delivery boy with bpd.

>>513155236
>>513155279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zep8htMCzQ

>>513155404
dayZ gave it away kek

>>513155236
yeah mate i'm in, gonna have a tug after myself

>>513155345
I'm not denying you gay sex i'm denying you the operative role

>>513155408
Wonder if you can get pip for succumbing to sissy hypno

>>513155345
>Graham Dott nonces kids

Snookers ruined

>>513153447
>>513154188
>>513155404
ahhhh
evening ofsm you fat bald cunt
feminine bitch posting again are we?
filtered

>>513155574
You think you've the aura to top a roided out Hitler? Send me the location

>>513155648
i'd make graham dott see dotts

Off you trot larping wankers to Ukraine with you, I'm gonna play with me willy, coome then play some Dayz.

>>513155622
> take the case to a tribunal
Panel all sitting with headphones on listening to the evidence

>>513155695
620 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217, United States

I get mad kike vibes from jeet physiognomy no wonder they're all scamming shitters.
Is there an evolutionary trait that forces jew-like beings into goblin mode?

man this dayz game is fucking sick, bashing one out proper as I kill these zombies

>>513155979
>V Saaars here

>>513155648
>>Graham Dott nonces kids
What? I used to root for him because of how feeble he looked

>>513156052
kek

>>513155979
i worry about the future because it's just people like this and africans
our ancestors had the balls to just kill them or enslave them
but we're little gay boys

>fatty bitchtits still smarting over getting booted from a tranny discord. He just wanted one friend
Tragic little man

>>513155715
Stood beside me in a petrol station
Called him a space invader and filled his pocket with loose sweets from the charity tub
Watched him sweat as he paid

>>513154210
lol

>>513155848
Not that location

>>513156055
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz60ngvnxjyo

Filthy cunt should get the wire

i reckon i could lay out a case for slavery to gf and she would agree
she just adopts whatever i say it's so sick

Scots are the afterbirth of the British isles, somehow worse than the Irish

>>513156212
i'm not good at it

>>513156454
straight fire from these prime twinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9jZmKNu8lA

>>513156427
Whitest nation in uk unfortunately

>There's a discord for name bames where they post each others picture and compare willy size
KEK

>>513156353
Yeah that's noncey that is, he's a gay paedophile

>>513156512
this is fucking terrible

>>513156526
>Scots
>White
No mate you have to be human to be white, jews and Scots are just pale niggers

>>513156552
Yeah we're all playing dayz and wanking rn, having a good ol giggle at your expense

don't send me videos of some fags bashing a xylophone

The Scottish are genetically closer to hagfish than to the English

>>513156670
Bet you die on the starter coast like a starter divvy, starving to death or getting noshed off to death by some slav zombie

>fatty bitchtits all alone. Been a year and he's still seething at getting booted from a tranny discord. Just can't understand why he's so unlikeable
Grim

>>513156693
Wonderful

>>513156552
Newfag

RIP Cauldy, Wogdan spam reporting again

am getting in bed

It's not over, lads. Ofcom will come for brit/pol/

fucking get a life bognan you sad cunt

>>513156894
Mohammed Zia Yusef is 38 years, Nigel Farage is 62 years old. Our lad done you, he's younger and more aerodynamic in the face.

Hagfish, just think about that

>>513157165
Ofcom can eff off.

Cauldron is now on rightmove looking at flats in rugby

>>513157346
Bloody right. I'll put my foot through my monitor and send them the bill

>>513157331
the forbidden onahole

>>513157162
https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0

>>513157331
>hagfish
>haggis
You might be onto something.

a wish caludy was here to see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9R522tcydE

ohhhh I see now
ofsm is samefagging
>drums up drama on kaLc/jaq
>larps as pseudoginge
>appears on a memeflag to act the big man and point fingers
what a freak

>>513157893
bunch of freaky faggots ITT

>>513158205
fuck off with your drama you faggot.

There's a drowsy wasp in my room and it's about bedtime, I don't think it couldn't be less comfy, this is worst case scenario

>>513158290
This is precisely what we didn't want to happen

>>513158290
>he doesn't have wasp spray always at hand
War is coming and you are completely unprepared.

>>513158205
You are a dumb cunt lol.
can't do that because any mobile network i tried using is ip banned due to misuse since i was in the middle east, so just on this wifi.
>ahhhhh my medically registered faulty synapses are misfiring again because this bloke hurt my fee fees badwee and i can't tie my shoes

>>513153699
I wonder which one pleaded guilty almost immediately.

>>513158629
Who cares? You'll do nothing but be a sad little waste of spunk about it.

>>513158629
And boomers will still think the fuzz are on their side

>>513158703
Not plead guilty for a start.

>>513158831
The only fuzz that's on your side is the bum fluff fuzz that's on your face

>>513158908
Who cares? You sound like you're mad

>>513158831
The faggot that got caught with his unlicenced gardening spoon tried to talk his way out of it. Too many still think coppers are your friends.

>>513152900
>Tune into the Trump Putin
Is it about that time Trump fucked kids for Israel or something?

>>513158205
it's friday night
and you're seething about "landlordalone"
poor little little gobbo
KEK

>>513158378
This

Joshletto melty samefagging panto hours

Corrr am comfeh

>>513158528
You sound upset.

Found bogdans tiktok

>>513159617
Strange seeing as the message was text.
Am about to get the shinkansen to Tokyo and i am going to batter nips at streetfighter 6 in an arcade and drink beer all day so never been more chillaxipated

mounjaro

>>513159918
I don't care.

fucking kek

>>513159918
Join the yakuza

>>513160052
You appear upset

>copy's my post as a gotcha
Oh he's upset alright.

>bought some rockeys at the super market
>not had them since i was in my teens
>break one out with a cuppa
>its tiny
>barely has any chocolate on it
>biscuit is shit
why is literally everything just worse lads im so fucking sick of it

Jeff wasn't real.
The gchq boys come up with some mad storylines

>>513160061
Lol, i was sending pics to an old friend who wants to see the place.
That girl was smoking hot and the zoom in does zero justice.

Bring in more of these lads.

>>513159918
>...Discord.jpg
>Perv image of some chink
Paedophile behaviour.

test
got banned for doxxing the barclays centre in jew york
less egregious than being banned for doxxing gchq but still
fucking retard jannies i hope they all get burnt to death
making me reset my router

>>513160344
Nonce

You can tell 'British nationalism' is 100% fraudulent because everyone of them is pro-American

>>513160346
Bogdan facedoxx?

>>513160344
Post a timestamped picture of a Japanese power outlet

>>513160243
>he's complaining about the prices again sarge, and also the general dystopia of everything getting steadily worse.
better make things worse again, makes the previous worse seem much better
>yes sir, raising the supermarket prices a bit now sir

>>513160429
Send the location

>>513160599
gf is ranting at me

>>513160596
im rich enough that i dont even look at the prices anymore and im still annoyed at how low quality everything is now

>>513160651
Why don't you pretend to have a good life?

>>513160743
>>513160346

>>513152890

In the pink corner...

Paul "the dot cuck" glowwwwwwwwing.

Crowd cheers as he walks out to the isreali national anthem.

Excruciating.

told gf straight i have no idea what she said for the last ten minutes and her ranting was boring to me
she tried to make to make it about communication more broadly but i explained we can communicate but not rant about nonsense for ten minutes

>>513160743
The good lad seems every bit as british as your nan's jellied eels. Bring him home already

>>513160785
she's gone upstairs sulking but imagine just white noise for ten minutes about complete nothing bullshit
office drama that you have no stake in
it's like shut the fuck up

I have a feeling The Line is doing well today. I'm not even going to check it. I know you lads all did your bit today to make it happen

>>513160989
>upstairs
Well la-di-da this motherfuckers place has a MINIMUM of two floors

>>513160989
just turn her off for a bit

>>513161102
Most HMOs do lad

i thought ofmong had banned this site?

>>513161151
My place only has one normal floor and a downstairs, I'm not one of these stuck up cunts

>>513160779
The quality drop hits everyone. You can't escape that.

fuark I’m raging over lingling now

>>513161122
>reboot the missus

>>513161384

Hot.

How's her long term, very serious, cohabiting Chinese boyfriend doing?

>>513161384
ling ling?

>labour government
open borders and free markets
>tory government
open borders and free markets
>reform government
open borders and free markets
>tommy tard revolution
open borders and free markets

>>513161463
i dunno mate that doesn’t really play into my fantasy

>>513161384
chinese girls are all spies

>>513160549
You've done him

>>513161485

A gang of muslim schoolteachers raped a Chinese blokes girlfriend.

The isreali muslim alliance wants to paint her as my girlfriend, so it can be something they can celebrate together.

Its because I mentioned how the head of tje English defence league is an isreali asset lol.

>The Metropolitan Police have launched a desperate search for a teenage boy who went missing from the edge of Soho.
>Yaqub, whose surname is withheld, was last seen near Tottenham Court Road, Camden at around 5.30pm on Tuesday, July 22.
>The 16-year-old was wearing Nike grey clothing and has a distinctive crossbody bag.
>Yaqub has links to Kensington and Chelsea, as well as Westminster, but could be anywhere in the capital.

Desperate search across the capital for a 16 year old boy. But we can't tell you his surname.

>>513161570
creamspies

this is a bit fucking nuts but i hallucinated gf having multi coloured dreadlocks and dancing between a doorway once
obviously she's not a nephilim or part of some demonic conspiracy but it's something to bare in mind

>>513161505
We have free markets?

>>513161736
Adam Smith would be jizzing in his pants

>>513161536

I am sorry for exposing paul, " the dot cuck" glowing.

But really, its painfully obvious.

>>513161686
>whose surname is withheld
damn could be muhammed, mohammed or even mohamad. Just no idea.

>trying to watch cam girls
>wife hovering in my office
Fml

Kek
Poor lil gobbo

>>513161536

That went well for you mate.

Lol

>>513161819
watch cam girls with wife
women love pornography it's disgusting

>>513161819
just nob the wife?

Never forget

there was one occasion where i punched gf in the face as part of a dream
woke up
she was demon
punched her in the face
technically domestic violence

>>513161963
Too hot for it

>>513162005
that poor guy

>>513154026
You guys are hilarious. Watching weak people is a passion of mine. I can identify them with certainty. You can spot them online because they will try to gain/use personal information on you to gain some form of control. The retard in your picrel didn't understand that weak faggots irl are still weak faggots online. The weak man will attack your ego because his is fragile he assumes yours is as well. This shit is just sad to watch these days though because I'm sure some of you are so fucking miserably pathetic you think doing this shit to people elevates you in some way. Why do you faggots care about some other faggot's body? Fuck... you guys need to get a more productive hobby instead of being pathetic little faggots online like nobody can see through the act. It's obvious. You're probably the same kind of faggots that cut themselves to post pictures on discord. I can just feel an intensely pathetic and flaccid energy from you. Hopefully nobody online ever finds out you're a pathetic little faggot irl like this dude. I'd make you post your last discord picture with 1 honest conversation about yourself. Can't forget you're enough of a faggot to make memes about completely incobsequential people online that nobody outside if this group of retards ever sees. That's your conscience saving you from finding out your memes are fucking gay love notes and they suck dick like you on a father son camping trip. Take your garbage faggot memes back to discord you pathetic little retard. Nobody gives a fuck about you or your dumbass opinion on this absolute nobody normal ass person. Bullies are just 1 ass whooping away from suicide and most of us know it so we just let you go around making everybody indifferent to you. Good luck with the whole "im a troll not a pathetic suicidal faggot" thing.

>>513162072
bully her into a blowjob then.

>>513161384
Body built on dog kebabs

>>513162155
>319 words

>>513161788
>>513161874
>oooOOOooo look at me i’m a weirdo ooooooooooOoOo
yawn

i hallucinated cctv cameras on my bedpost
it feels real for minutes

>>513161701
true colours mate

>>513162263
They watchin' u jack it

>>513162263
i've seen dead bodies floating out of my laundry basket, chains of spiders and old men in my bed

>>513162262

Honestly mate, that went really well for you.

Lol

>>513162189
people go on about Jews being like rats but i saw some walking on a woodland trail the other day and they are actually very ursine in their morphology

>>513161384
>putting your cock in people that descended from cannibals.
these Asian folk will never be our friends

there have been three or four occasions where i've swung at demons and not connected because they aren't real beings

What have we done

might watch some gay porn

>>513162545
btw if demons are reading this know i've got hands for you
i will smack you

>>513162537
>half an hour and no thread ID
Nah pal, not good enough by a fucking long shot

>>513162417

Seriously, people should give this story a bit more thought when it takes twice as long to navigate through any large city because of retarded sand people screeching at each other.

>>513161592
Ahem>>513162537

When I'm incredibly tired, I can almost sense the thoughts of other people and know exactly what they're thinking. I can't aim it though, it's random who I can read, it's more I get images in my head of events happening involving people before they happen.
I had once been awake for 3 days straight, fell asleep and the first thing I remember was someone breaking into a car two streets over from me, and I could see the entire event before it happened down to the type of car, almost as if I was a spectator. I found out a few days later through a neighbour that a car had been broken into and had it's contents stolen.

might watch some gay straight porn

>>513162615
Walked the shops, all yer getting from me.

>>513162642
No way that's good enough pal, that's not convincing nobody

>>513162664
are you scottish

>>513162702
Larp

>>513162734
Genuinely gutted desu
Crestfallen you may say

>>513162591
Your greatest shame. Our greatest triumph. Thank you

>>513162615
He was waiting for his mate to send him it on disc

>>513162794
watchu buy for a thousand yen bruh green tea and some weird lobster crackers with an anime girl on em?

comfy, still warm

>>513162758
Half Scottish on my father's side.

I think some scottish people have psychic powers
don't know the rhyme or reason just seems to be a fact

Off to Tokyo so see you shutin sadcunts later. Will try getting more perv shots of hit nips for cauldy when i can. Gave a good kip.

>>513162702
>>513162794
>>513162702
>Trying to play it off cool after spending half an hour giving him exactly what he wanted
Insecure validation seeking retard.
Why would you bother if you didn't care?
Kek

>>513162885
checks out
you might be a bit clairvoyant

>>513162794
These half filled out requests never convince anyone mate, easiest thing to do in the world of you weren't larping, literally simple as, but it's always some larp shite

>>513162879
Cereal and orange juice

>>513162882
rip terry

>>513162979
bitchin

you're all a bunch of validation seeking losers here I swear
maybe get a life and stop begging others for their approval and you might not be such bitter incels
its just one failure after another with you lot

>>513162612
You're reminding me of Paddy Considine in A Room For Romeo Brass when hes going on about some invisible demon trying to prise his mouth open with both hands while kneeling on his chest

>>513162937
you aint no match for him you know

>>513162856
He's larping

>>513162919
take a few second video in the waifu heaven beerhall pls

>>513162951
>Disappears when asked for timestamp
>Disappears again when pressed
Yeah
Larp

>>513163055
projection, you are by far the most validation seeking loser this general has ever seen.

>>513163065
oh is it one of brit/pol/s famous ecelebs?
i don't give a fuck

>>513162919
Course you are pal, probably going to have loads of sex too right, lmao nice larp kid

>>513163060
it's funny when fighting demons, you have the sense you are completely powerless yet you try to bang them out
it's like fighting an enemy you know has already won but here comes the fist

>>513163092
If i pass by. Waiting for house owner to turn up so i can give him the key abd cunt is late. Ffs

>>513163121
It's blart the night shift security guard sosban obsessed alki

>>513163121
filter him then you histrionic faggot
do me an all.

>>513163221
god bless

What they did to jef doesn't even bare thinking about

>postit
>thread ID
>jap socket
Done in 60 seconds, except you've got YEARS of excuses and no proof, the sad and gay little lies of dumb larpnonces

>>513163272
no one will ever do you you fat gimp
>>513163237
who the fuck cares

>>513163221
>Cauldron asks for a specific
>Gives an if response
>Elaborates on generic difficulties presently being experienced to subtly convey unreliability for the sake of plausible deniability
Kek

Any of you lads plotting to do something based to a wog coach? Something that the whole world talks about?

>>513163364
I thought it was he who pozzed the arses?

gf doesn't even remember me smacking her in the face when i thought she was a demon
but i remember
that's the worst shit i've ever done in my life

>>513163382
there we go, typical projecting dramafag
you love it when it's all about you don't ya?
you fucking poof

>>513163443
>that's the worst shit i've ever done in my life
You've barely lived kid

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>513163443
worst is simply just being you and you know it you sad fuck up.

>>513163583
cs lewis makes good point that the people who don't sin are actually better acquainted with sin because they resist
people who give into sin don't know sin because they give in

I won this thread
fuck all of you, have a shit nights sleep.

>>513163562
Why are you still talking to me you fucking freak

>>513163419
I want to be the biggest mass murderer in human history, the good thing is that the earts population is the largest it's ever been, so maybe it's on the cards?

Larp confirmed
He lied about what he bought lmfao

>>513161485

If you were wondering why the white British patriots would support such unspeakably embarassing nonsense ... its because it provides a handy excuse for why they spent the previous decade covering up state campaigns which created, serial killer of children, Axel Rudakubana.

>Warm smiles
Of course they are, they're psychopathic cunts

>>513163643
I'm just saying you sound neurotic and feminine is all

>>513163711
Uh oh, stinky!

creasing at wogdan being envious of blocko's cat's #luxurylife

>>513163769
what do you think about cs lewises point
i think it's true
his biography is a top ten book, a top five book, a top three book

>>513163711
>the fat nonce , making up stuff for (you)s and stealing twitter/facebook pictures for a LARP?
well i never

>>513163711
If you're really in your larp country proving it will be easy, it's always like getting blood out of a stone though and it's never even what you asked for.
Some cunts here think having a VPN is there entire personality

>>513163795
The time checks out though
It's currently 10am there

>>513163711
BTFO

I gave his biography to a homeless guy in dundee

>>513163845
I'd top c s lewis and he'd believe whatever I tell him to, the only truth is powee

>>513163871
Are you retarded
Yes you are

>>513163915
I guess that's why he waited so long to post it then

>>513163963
I don't think so mang
i don't think so at all

>>513163915
Actually nvm
The receipt was from yesterday around 10am

>>513163993
Nah I was wrong with that deet but the receipt is from two days ago roughly around the same time so it looks like he tried to pass it off as current

>>513164106
this seems like a lot of effort to verify if someone was really yellow fever
he hasn't posted any japanese cunny so why even care until then
i believe him yesterday when he posted CAT
japanese CAT
so he tells the truth

>>513164012
I don't even believe in your gay ass religion nigga, you're welcome to go to your hell though

night lads

>>513164156
massive size difference in favour of hijab, golding has training and experience
golding wins because of hijabs arrogance

>>513164272
nite

>>513164231
It's the same as saving rafes watch posts then waiting for the right time to post them then pretending they're legit time-stamps, nonce shite in other words, multi year faggot larp behaviour, very gay

>>513164253
you say you don't but you do to a certain extent, everyone does
it's why you don't like pedophiles
no offense

>>513164156
genuinely interesting fight though
bookies will favour hijab because he's massive

>>513164156
i don't know if ppl know this but
golding has fought of cards before, it won't be new

>>513164428
I believe tripfags should be buried to their waists in the group and stoned to death, like afgani witches who mishandled the coran

>>513164156
nobody gives a fuck about manufactured drama between a kike and a mudslime thats designed to profit them both

>>513164707
i never understood witch trials
there's this idea that is was all hallucinogens with salem
trippy rye
but wtf was going on more generally

>>513164648
Ill be honest, this doesn't modify my position in any way because I don't understand the significance, was he larping about being in the wrong place as well as the wrong day?
How embarrassing for josh and his long running dago larp

>>513164844
Retard
I'm josh
That was blart not dago

>>513164797
NIGGA look at a witches nose, we all know what it's all about

rabbit redpill me on witch trials

>>513164889
>my larp was actually someone larping as my larp so my larp is still unbusted despite never easily proving it
Sure pal sure, course mate course

>>513164929
could be jew shit
i await the rabbits sage opinion

>>513164945
They unfuckable jewish birds who make trouble because nobody poke they dry cunts anymore

>>513165028
Nigga I'm the one who busted it

>>513165089
jewish women are so great, they make them saints or they burn them
st teresa of avila was a jewish converso

i listened to st teresa of avila audiobook
'interior castle'
most trash book i've ever heard
completely insane they let it be published and put to audiobook
absolute trash

Dogs shitting in the street?
RICKY THEM!

>>513165310
maybe dago can make it seem cool with his mysticism
but for me i wanted to pull out my ears

>>513165184
K, don't believe in dago tho, blart posted better larp bait than dago ever has, he's done you and your dagolarp by doing a lame jap larp that's actually a better larp then years of dago larp. Think about that

Lunch is cancelled

also st teresa was a great woman, did good things for monasteries, st john of the cross was kino and she facilitated his life but in my opinion her book was complete shit

They call him the larp buster

>>513165621
Jews are witches and vampires, Arabs are werewolves Chinese are zombies all horror monsters are actually just different kinds of foreigners

>>513165698
maybe right i don't know
wasn't bram stoker influenced by whitby, didn't see any bames in whitby but maybe the vampires killed them all

>>513165438
If he is there it turns out that pic he took of that bird was at a kids theme park lmfao, the mario bit of super Nintendo world

>>513165814
If I was a vampire I wouldn't drink bameblood

Someone called me gay as a kid and im a spaz therefore I'm not guilty on all my fedposts

whitby was so nice, you could order fish
little curls of fish and they say 'thank you ser'

>>513165874
Very interesting point you've raised

>>513165851
Bore off slag