Thread 513151862

Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?

>>513151862 (OP)
i cant talk to my ais fast enough
itd be much better if i could just lay in a pod of some sort and veg out while i subconsciously bark orders at the machine god

>>513152080
>God takes orders
Idiot.

>>513151862 (OP)
They claim you can live forever is why. Or we are inching closer

>>513151862 (OP)
You could imagine someone being speech-impaired or disabled and using this.

passwords will be useless?

>>513151862 (OP)
meh they put a bunch of teflon sponges under my brain after they lifted it and i was out of the icu in 24 hours
stop being a pussy

>>513151862 (OP)
>see a nigger
>think: nigger
>you're now under arrest by the thought police

Wow, an era of brain transparency. Sounds really cool, I was honestly starting to worry the inside of my own head would be the last place on Earth with any privacy left.

I'll save you all at Stanford a lot of time:
>I hate the antichrist, your world of inversion, perversion, and subversion, and as long as people like me are alive, it will fail.
>On repeat, x10000 daily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB7ioobMXrs

>>513151862 (OP)
darwin award

>>513151862 (OP)
handicapped.

>>513151862 (OP)
>communicate and download tons of information telepathically in every language
Sounds awesome, honestly.

>>513151862 (OP)
this is 1950s tech
they dont even need a chip anymore they beam it right to your skull bro

>>513152464
>meh they put a bunch of teflon sponges under my brain after they lifted it and i was out of the icu in 24 hours
>stop being a pussy
whaatt? Bro got a BBL. Brazilian Brain Lift

>>513151862 (OP)
>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?
Because you cant feel your body below your neck.
That would make sense. Cant think of anything else tho.

I love how they act like they don't already know it all, but they just want less latency.
https://patents.google.com/patent/US3951134

>>513151862 (OP)
>willingly

>>513152849
Soon.
https://www.scivisionpub.com/pdfs/covid19-vaccine-associated-parkinsons-disease-a-prion-disease-signal-in-the-uk-yellow-card-adverse-event-database-1746.pdf

>>513151862 (OP)
>willingly

>>513151862 (OP)
I'd imagine people with crippling diseases like Parkinsons or Alzheimer's disease would
Or these fucking reddit faggots.

>>513151862 (OP)
To become one with the Devil.

>>513152535
This would actually reveal that niggers are evil animals, and that jews are evil incarnate.

>>513151862 (OP)
i'm glad liberal faggots are the "trendchasers" right now since they will be the first to use these devices while I wait few versions for non-invasive method. think of idiots that bought Oculus 1 vs those that will be getting ray-ban glasses version next year

>>513151862 (OP)
>...........

>>513152168
>>513152080
>>513151862 (OP)
This is sorta part of a bdsm fetish I have
Sorta stepfordization, master knows all of my thoughts and punishes me for wrong think or a lack of sincere enthusiasm. An AI even automates it and monitors my emotions so I have to literally manifest a happy feeling at all times I'm serving him, and if I feel mad about it I get punishments

>>513151862 (OP)
I would put a chip in my brain if I could get a free house out of it because otherwise I'll never afford a house on my fucking own

>>513154705
hahaha that's crazy. are you woman?

>>513154692
>₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪

>>513151862 (OP)
If you are paralized i guess it could be good thing
But no one right in their head would do it while healthy

>>513151862 (OP)
>"sir it says here you were thinking about boobs."
>"no, sir. You can't think about my boobs!!!"
>"sir, stop! Stop thinking!!"
This is the future.

>>513151862 (OP)
>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?
Because else you won't be able to buy or sell and you will die of hunger
>*...if you don't have JC by your side

from the other thread

>>513151862 (OP)
Because they are retarded dopes.

>>513154937
lel

shekels

>see tophet stele in picrel
what's really funny is, i didn't tell the AI image gen to do that

>>513154945
They aren't doing for people that are paralyzed. They're doing it because they want to force people to work in their sleep. They want to be able to hook people into these things against their will so they can pry information out of their subconscious and then accuse them of wrong think.

>"sir, it says here you thought the thing."
>"your life is now forfeit."

Now you aren't laughing at those women who don't have inner monologues, aren't you, huh?

>>513152264
Yes, but why would se want to keep Biden around longer than necessary?

>>513155275
Why can't they use curryniggers for this?

>>513152464
Vaxx yourself.

>>513151862 (OP)
They Illuminati had been able to do this remotely for centuries and gave it to intelligence agencies decades ago.

This is just the roll out.

>>513151862 (OP)
If you're disabled enough you'd do almost anything for an improvement in your situation. I've got a fairly bad disability and I wouldn't consider fucking around with BCIs but from where I'm standing I can easily see the territory that would drive someone to try some extremely risky experimental shit for the chance at improvement. And most BCIs currently aren't really that risky. At worst right now the probes break and get isolated by the brain.

>>513155833
>33
Masonic Check’em

I made no spelling mistakes in that post, I read it before posting. Something is changing my posts right as I post them, especially when I make posts about the Illuminati. Just saying

>>513151862 (OP)
quickhacks

>>513156022
>22
Double check’em

>>513151862 (OP)
Now they will know everytime I say nigger inside my head

>>513151862 (OP)
>decoding inner speech
I fucking warned you they were trying to make people actively use inner monologue more often because it's easier to decipher than abstract thought.

>>513151862 (OP)
>era of brain transparency
I see where this is going

>>513154192
you can't scan jewish people, you nazi hitler

>>513151862 (OP)
Some doesn't really have a choice.

>>513151862 (OP)
>willingly
if only you knew how bad things are going to get

>>513151862 (OP)
Don’t worry, the british government will make this mandatory and send people to jail for thinking a racism

>>513156120
>2025
>caring about doubs
ishygddt

>>513151862 (OP)

>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?

Willingly?

>>513151862 (OP)
>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?
"2 x 4"
2 inches more in length.
4 inches more in circumference.

>let (((them))) hear your thoughts
Hey just a reminder, tin and aluminum foil do NOT block certain frequencies of radio and microwaves

If you ever find yourself thinking your brain has been messed with, USE COPPER OR BRONZE, its what they use for very delicate scientific and medical equipment that needs to block all RF signals coming from phones or wifi

And line your walls with it, a copper foil hat might end up functioning as a paraboilic antenna if you are lying down

>>513156433
>newfag redditor
>is a faggot
checked

>>513156609
Longer than you Tarquin

>>513154914
I will be by the time master is finished with me :3

Stick these in every sociopath's brain.

>>513156505
I'd maybe get one of those ones they give to rats that makes it feel like cocaine when they press a button

>>513151862 (OP)
>willingly
Most people are NPCs, they will follow the programming even to their own detriment. you can not save them.

>>513156812

They'd find you dead of dehydration in a pool of your own filth.

>>513151862 (OP)
People are stupid cattle

>>513151862 (OP)
everyone will, if you don't you'll be a jobless outcast, lowest caste of society

>>513156682
but I'm here longer than 3 months abdul

>>513151862 (OP)
Yall niggers need to read your Bible

>>513151862 (OP)
because jobs will start requiring it. either starve or get the brain implant, chud.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_dust
They already have brain chips called "smart dust" that read your thoughts and it doesnt really require major surgery, it sits in the scalp

>>513151862 (OP)
Only thoughtless people would.
Its not a big deal.

>>513151862 (OP)
Women are so fucked.

>>513151862 (OP)
for brain transparency. Dont want other thinking inappropriate things

>>513156915
Let's be honest, most deaths aren't pretty, at least I won't have a Filipino nurse serving me decaf in my final days

>>513151862 (OP)
It really depends

>>513155672
It was easier to operate on the macaque.

Trans-Humanism is one of the noble paths.

>inb4 the Demiurgic Abrahamics screaming 'muh natural piss and shit body!!!'

>>513151862 (OP)
This is decade old DARPA tech. Look up the stimoceiver.

Inception was soft disclosure of scalar wave based thought reading tech and dream implanting tech.

>>513151862 (OP)
Finally! we'll be able to cut the BS and just see who's constantly lying. I didn't think I needed this but will gladly accept this if it's a my word vs theirs situation.
It's not like we get privacy, free speech, or preferential treatment anyway.

>>513151862 (OP)
>Your thoughts would never be private.
>Their thoughts could never be turned off
Grim

>>513156009
Haha yeah, they would have to somehow induce massive amounts of problems in the populace to get widespread adoption.

Anyways, have you noticed they are shilling covid again? You can get a booster at cvs.

>>513155672
Not enough common genome with humans

>>513157575
How about we reach an agreement, we don’t stop you from killing yourself, and you don’t force us to kill ourselves
Nb4:
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE HECKING MAR— I MEAN IMPLANT

>>513151862 (OP)
You try to put a chip in my brain for "brain transparency" and only thing that will become transparent is you from the point-blank shotgun blast that pink-mists your head.

>>513151862 (OP)
I mean the left was talking about using magnets to stop racism in the brain so they would probably wear this if you tell them it stops racism

>>513151862 (OP)
If this is real then they should be killed for the sake of liberty.
Imagine being shackled in a helmet that reads your mind. Almost as bad as the artificial womb future.

>>513157492
Lmao

>>513157575
>>513157712
I'm really glad that you took the vaxx and that you willingly receive the implant (if you're lucky)
Pls take the implant and force all your loved ones to take it too.

>>513155275
:(

>>513153013
QRD?

>>513156580
Im going to convert glowies to Jesus Christ if they listen to my thoughts and prayers long enough.

>>513151862 (OP)
>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?
I'd put a chip in my brain if it could give the feeling of drugs legally.

>>513151862 (OP)
Ask a vaxxtard why they would take a mandatory"vaccine"?

>>513151862 (OP)
>Why would anyone willingly implant a chip in their brain?
It might help someone regain the use of their legs.

>>513158640
Why the fuck would you want to walk in this fucked up society.

>>513156997
Stop spouting post-2015 memes at me while telling me I'm a newfag. You disgust me, for real I am not joking, you might be joking but I am not, fuck off and shut up

>>513158686
to go buy goyslop

>>513158239
I didn't take the Vax.
It's a matter of trust. The Vax was not properly tested for me to be confident in it.

I am simply defending the general ideal of Trans-Humanism. There may still be problems of trust with who is administering it.

>>513151862 (OP)
I’d do it if we got rid of all the Indians. I’m not putting Microsoft jeet tech In my brain

>>513158640
Non tampered brain > legs

>>513158321
This is the typical crook and flail tactic. Only the good-est of goy will want a brain chip, up until the parkinson's sets in for 80% of the jabbed populous. Then it will be something they have to consider.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9885419/

>>513152535
>see a nigger
>the superintelligence dispatches a drone to destroy it immediately

Don't blame the tech, blame the people. Technology is just a tool, it has no bias of it's own.

>>513159115
It won't be a simple binary for most of the vaccinated... you thought it ended with subscription service immune system after vaccine-acquired immune deficiency syndrome, just the beginning.

>>513151862 (OP)
because the flesh is weak, you heretech

>>513155275
Is there a reason they need monkeys? Have they even done successful mouse tests yet?

>>513155275
parts and parcels, that's the price to pay to reach our promised Gundam future where artificially enhanced & genetically modified embryos become teen soldiers inside giant death machines where their bodies & mind quickly degenerate in abominable pain until death occur because of the CPU-human nervous system merging becoming too prevalent.

>>513158791
>3 months old newfag gets extremely angry

>>513155466
Lol you wish they cared that much about you schizo narcissist. They just want to feed advertisements directly into your brain

>>513158601
>I will surrender my autonomy if I can just do the thing virtually everyone has always done without being scared
Many such cases.

>>513159693
mouses have to small of a brain to react to the kind of stimuli neuralink want to achieve

>>513158791
Iron rule of /pol/: whoever is more mad is more of a newfag.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

>>513151862 (OP)
Target group don't even have a inner speech.

>>513151862 (OP)
so i can get ads and propaganda sent directly into my fucking brain DUH

>>513151862 (OP)
can't wait to get banned for thoughtspeak

>>513151862 (OP)
THE NAILS FATHER!
THE NAILS SING!

>>513159841
From the text it seems like they dont even know how to do a successful implant

>>513159984
>Your thoughts have violated Magamerica's Terms of Service. You will be executed in 30 seconds.

>>513157617
Cheaper now, cheap enough to put into the goyim en masse

>>513151862 (OP)
AI horror gifs playing directly into your consciousness, on repeat and no way to shut it off, what could go wrong?

>>513151862 (OP)
>Put it on an Asian
>Crickets chirping

>>513159165
>crook and flail tactic
plz elaborate

>>513154192
>he thinks it will be applied equally
oh no no no no no

>>513151862 (OP)
i sure as hell wouldnt, my head is already messed up enough without anything else being chucked in there to rattle around.

is this the torment nexus

>>513151862 (OP)
>literal thought crimes
No thanks, nigger!

>>513151862 (OP)
None of this requires surgery. There are at least two better approaches: simple electrodes or the broadcast system the aliens use for their computer-human interfaces which is some kind of signal. WTF would you opt for surgery? It won't make you into a low ping master.

>>513155275
>animal 15
That poor girl. She was as sapient as you are, and some motherfuckers drilled her head open, inserted some technology, then watched as that tech tortured her. That poor girl.

>>513151862 (OP)
What have I got to lose?

>>513151862 (OP)
in the future, suppressing inner monologue will not just be a strategy for cognitive efficiency, but a question of survival even

>>513151862 (OP)
Unfortunately, it only works on half the population :(

The rest, you just get radio static and dial up noises.

>>513157060
nah bruh
Imma wait for to download dat ish

>>513151862 (OP)
How does this work for people without inner speech. lol. There's apparently a lot of them.

>>513151862 (OP)
Imagine the resources required to create such a thing.

>>513157712
lmao

>>513157712
This pic but unironically.

>stanford glowgoys mske brain chip
Concerning.

>>513151862 (OP)
I have MS so if it could bring back some of my functions I would consider it. I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t sick tho

>>513151862 (OP)
>>513151862 (OP)
>your ai anime waifu just inherently knows how to please you in the most fulfilling possible way
Bros... the tyranny of the hole-creatures is nearly over
>captcha: MY PRN

>>513151862 (OP)
>"brain implant capable of decoding inner speech"
>"era of brain transparency"
so they can use this tech to investigate people who went to epstein islands?
>>513152796
i agree... people don´t understand why all those 5g towers are for...

>>513151862 (OP)
You haven't watched ghost in the shell and been envious of what the characters can do? The main appeal is intelligence boosting. if cyberbrians, like in fiction, ever becomes commonplace, you'd have to get it yourself or accept being useless and far inferior to everyone else around you.

>>513163894
>not fifth-wheel and inferior-maxxing
ngmi senpai

>>513151862 (OP)
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
My inner speech doesn't need to be outer speech because I already transmit telepathic racism waves to every nigger in a hundred clicks.

>>513159115
Ok and what if the paralysis is from the neck down? There's obviously a converging point between risk & reward for each person to allow an invasive intervention in exchange for a benefit. People get pacemakers to keep living everyday, while Jehova's witnessed won't get blood transfusion to save their lives. You decide wich extreme you prefer, or somewhere in between.

>>513151862 (OP)
Why did anyone willingly get the mRNA jabs?

>>513155275
That's fucking Resident evil tier experimentation bullshit. How evil.

>>513151862 (OP)

helps blind people see for example with neurolink............

>>513164587
I took it so they wouldn't read my medical records and boot me from college but they didn't do that anyway so I should have just refused. Huge mistake.

>>513151862 (OP)
It’s one of those things no one wants but tech investors push anyway because they need to justify their portfolio.

Maybe only people with serious disabilities or transhumanist goycattle NPCs who think it would be so heckin epic and cyberpunk

>>513151862 (OP)
Because you write shitty args

>>513158927
>I don't trust untested jew bullshit, but I am all on board for hypothetical jew bullshit

To be clear though you def shouldn’t do this but I can’t stop goycattle NPCs from being goycattle
The way ZOG works is they would try to force compliance and put maximum pressure to make people take something like this if that’s what they wanted

>>513164791
Even settings like Ghost in the Shell show how bad it is sometimes. How would you like it if someone just hacked into your brain and turned it off? Sure I'm a pretty safe computer user but in that case all it'll take is a momentary lapse and you die.

>>513151862 (OP)
I want to stop being retarded.

>>513154705
My dude what the fuck

>>513157575
Stop pretending to have good intentions and just declare yourself an enemy of humanity already

>>513151862 (OP)
Severely disabled with nothing left to lose.

severe autism is closely linke with seizures.
some seizure conditions require "deep nerve stimulation" anyways.
theres alot of parents with "nonverbal" autistic kids who would want to learn to communicate with them/

>>513153034
Wouldnt an Alzheimer brain's thoughts just be static?
>>513154192
You know Niggers and kikes would be exempt

>>513151862 (OP)
Why would niggerop keep thinking Neuralink technology is the future when your dna already has a mac address and people login to your fucking body over the WWW.

Worthless scum.

finally a cure for racism

>>513165486
I just explained it

>>513166969
Yeah, maybe he meant to say MS or ALS instead.
It would be useful if you had a disease that kept your brain from communicating with the rest of your body, but not so useful when the brain itself is turning to mush

>>513155275
Jesus Christ. Why can't they use Pajeets? Should at least be testing on a lesser lifeform. What did monkeys do to deserve this?

>>513151862 (OP)
To gain telepathic and telekinetic powers

>>513167775
yeah, i can get behind a brain-to-chip interface so you could walk again.
but the title implies a full abolition of freedom of thought, and while most scientists are evil, i dont know if this is mainly the scientist fault or the journo's.

>>513152226
>Ye shall be as gods

Gee where have I heard that one before

>>513157167
lol, this.

>>513151862 (OP)
>>513152080
>>513152168
>>513152226
Hold up.

Imagine porn where it's the full sensory experience due to brain chip? Reality is whatever our brain perceives as real anyway.

The receiver seems to be broken the only signal is just repeating "I want to die, please kill me" and "I can't do this anymore" over and over again.

>>513151862 (OP)
To get a buzz when you walk around an ad billboard that won't stop until you look at the ad for the entirety of its duration.

>>513152535
Is there an argument to deprive law enforcement of every tool available? If brain transparency tech exists, it's no different from picking a lock to get access to contraband. If a valid warrant is issued by a court of law, only a pedo would be against giving law enforcement access to his thoughts.

>>513168653
If the ads are paying for what you're doing, like on the internet, there's nothing wrong with that. Not looking at ads is no different from theft.

You're really asking this after everyone took their vaxx and wore their masks like good little cucks?

>>513151862 (OP)
its about fucking time we had some transparency around here

>>513169406
I support brain transparency for consumers and national security for government.

>>513151862 (OP)
The people augmented will surpass the non augmented and it will be essential to have in order to compete with them. Most will implant themselves willingly.

You know what sucks dick even in the cyberpunk universe they couldn’t even cure MS I’m going to an hero soon I think

>>513162827
Women aren’t sapient dumbass

>>513161352
>crook
soft posture, leading to a destination using PR, societal pressure, etc
>flail
hard pressure, beating the opposition into submission

>>513151862 (OP)
>willingly
lol

>>513168914
>only a pedo would be against giving law enforcement access to his thoughts.
Law enforcement doesn't target pedos, retard. It covers for them. This tech will be used exclusively to target people who disapprove of Israel and its anti-human agendas.

>>513152620
That was such a based game anon. Great taste.

>>513170056
>macaque
>"woman"
Idiot.

>>513171189
Oliver?

>>513155275
To War!

>>513151862 (OP)
>high level politicians must wear these
problem solved

>>513151862 (OP)
Shadowrun riggers

>>513172240
?

>>513152226
Why would I want to live forever?

>>513151862 (OP)
>brain transparency
Or in other words, criminalizing silent wrongthink

>>513172475
Seems like a great way for them to force everyone to wear one and then they get the better version of the tech and the plebs get the trash. I have a theory that because western government leaders are subject to limited privacy in their communications they are implementing all these draconian measures on the internet solely because they are spiteful faggots that hate us for our freedoms so they want to take them away since they have none. It’s a pretty logical theory I’m a spiteful neet retard but if I had power and all my communications were subject to the state to hold me accountable to vote for unlimited aid to Israel I too would force the most draconian bullshit on the cattle. I hate that I think like this I hate that time poor most of all I would be such a good tyrant like what we have far better with more foresight then our tyrants. They are so stupid that a retarded neet understands them. That shit is unacceptable

>>513172479
>slot off fragface

>>513155275
>>513172495
Neuralink will never be viable primarily because the technology can't adjust to the brain's elasticity without being elastic itself, so they're pretty much just torturing animals to death for no reason.

>>513173481
They are already torturing sick people anon trust me on that

>>513151862 (OP)
I'm going to mentally keep projecting the word nigger louder in my brain. Try and stop me, nigger faggot.

RUPTURE SUCH CREATURES
EVEN HARDER FOR
SUCH UNJUSTIFIABLE
INTRUSIVE RETARDATION


THEY JUST KEEP GIVING JUSTIFICATION
TO UNIVERSALLY DELETE THEM ALTOGETHER

>>513151862 (OP)
Cause trump told them to

>>513151862 (OP)
Niggers

>>513151862 (OP)
Because it could be fucking based and give you superhuman computer powers.

This is good. Consider what would happen if you could see what people actually think. Speedrunning isolationism and fascism, like the first chapter in Kino No Tabi but racist.