Thread 513154127

US President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin meet in Anchorage


A media briefing between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin descended into chaos as the two leaders were seen for the first time since their joint car ride.

The two leaders, flanked by the American and Russian delegations, stayed largely silent as they found themselves facing a media scrum full of shouting reporters ahead of talks which will take place behind closed doors..

The press was subsequently ushered out after one minute.

In scenes of absolute chaos, a voice could be heard repeatedly saying “thank you press, thank you press” before another man shouted: “Everybody get out of the room.”
>Live Updates
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2kzn1nw1d4t

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/08/15/trump-meet-putin-ukraine-summit-latest-news/


>Streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rq7oJMFISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRBJ9K30kw
>Previous
>>513141727

>>513154127 (OP)
why is this timeline so lame and gay
I just want something interesting to happen already ffs

NIGGER

>>513154127 (OP)
Nigger

HISTORY LESSON
BASSSSED

What is he thinking right now?

>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
Putin is unbearable wtf

Is it over or not?

THEY DID IT??

Putin just started his 10-hour history lesson. Get comfy. It's going to be a long night.

hohol status?

>>513154127 (OP)
DOES THIS GUY EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST GET ON WITH IT PUTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIDEN DROPPED THE BALL AS USUAL

Trump gives Putin Alaska in return for giving up Ukraine?

>>513154127 (OP)
MY MOTHER FINGERS MY ASSHOLE AS I SLEEP

>Putin agrees if Trump was president the war wouldn't have happened
lol, it's SO joever

>I would like to add one more thing
Only two hours to go

Putin shitting on Biden lmao

>>513154222
It's currently Schrodinger's burger

what are THE FUCKING DETAILS VLAD

Hallo

>>513154230
Seems so…. Onto Greenland now!!!

VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING HAPPENING

>putler dabbing on biden
lmfao

>>513154217
WHERE IS OF COCAĪN

Is /tpg/ a Lookner stream general or a Nick stream general?

>>513154285
This is good

UKRAINE FOR ALASKA
ALASKA FOR UKRAINE
AN AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED

>autistic putin reads a 10 page essay
>trump just riffs
based

Trumptard going full Epstein defender and pro Russian communists top 2025
can't get more dumb
we reached the paroxysm of dumbness

>>513154376
Hallo!

>>513154271
Based Putin knows how to work over Trump. He should nominate him for a noble peace prize

>>513154217
>What's is going to happen to my coca supply.

So there's no deal?

kikes fucking seething right now

>>513154388
They're raping all the children. It's a can of worms like you wouldn't believe!

>If Trump was President, there'd be no war
confirmed by Putin

Finally trump is talking

>>513154285
>>513154390
>putin stroking trumps ego
>OMG BASED BASED
the absolute state of this board

Trump: No deal until there’s a deal.

so putin practically said nothing but "things are good and I think we'll work something out"
wow thanks

comfy history lesson edition

>>513154271
Shamfrul

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NO DEAL UNTIL THERE IS A DEAL

THIS IS HUGE!

>>513154443
>>513154440
kek

Does Trump have a cold?

Damn, he looks tired

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

This is almost absurd. Putin giving the history, geography lesson, and after it, I bet Trump will do is usual empty Trump talk lol

Trump just sighed in exasperation at this thing Putin is doing.

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>>513154443
Based Fuhrer cutting to the chase.

> COKE ZERO > PEPSI MAX AGREED

It's over for PepsiCo.

>>513154407
did he really

wow, it's nothing. low energy trump. weak

>>513154444
Kikes own both USA and Russia retard

>TLDR: 2 more weeks
TLDR: 2 more weeks
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TLDR: 2 more weeks

>no deal
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

>Incidentally!

Drink!

>>513154521
rare flag

list: none
weeks: two

>>513154440
>>513154443
>Nien deal?

>>513154460
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIDEN WUZ A GOOD SMART BOY

>>513154489
He cannot keep getting away with it.

So they didnt make a deal?
>>513154501
putin slipped him some novichok into his diet coke

>>513154501
>>513154504
He left the white house at like 5:30 am

Could have been a zoom call.

>no deal until there's a deal
wtf do you mean by that drumpf just end the war already you fucking fascist. Also "Russiarussiarussa" is some kind of trigger phrase or code right? He's 100% signalling to someone when he said that twice

Apparently they have reached an AGREEMENT!!!
>>513154521
RARE

>>513154521
>R A R E
>A
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>E

>>513154521
R A R E
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N O T H I N G E V E R
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CHUDDA STRIKE AGAIN

>>513154558
and no war means no money for the MIC kikes, you stupid jeet. go shit in the street

>>513154570
they're handler went to talk about money not Ukraine
how they would divide the places and open their market to each other's now that the sacrifice is done

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

NEH bros we won
2 more weeks

>>513154610
>if you think thing A is dumb, you must like thing B!!!
GTFO retard

From ending the world to pedo and dictator. I’m so glad Russia and the US has come far from the Cold War

>>513154489
PROFOUND

>>513154465
dumb gypsy Trump has to "discuss" with NATO/Zelensky (tell them whats going to happen so they can get their script straight) before they announce the meat of the deal

Nothingburger

trump sounds like he has the sniffles

THE BOSS

Putin looks sad

Also what was Trump saying about famous Russian people?

HE SPOKE ENGLISH
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>no deal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>we didn't get there
Well that's it then, fucking nothinburger.

So the threads went slow for a bit and now it got 70 replies in 4 minutes, why? What happened?

>>513154687
their handler*

Nobel Peace Prize status?

Literally fucking nothing, lmao

THD IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>almost as famous as the boss

>>513154521
He's just doing normal Trump riffing

BYE BYE

>Next time in Moscow

holy kino

He sounds like he's on ungodly amounts of coffee to stay awake

Thank you President Putin.

Wat...
What did they talk about for 3 hours...

LOW ENERGY!

They've agreed to talk again in two weeks.

>Putin spoke in english
KWAB

Okay Big T is a sundowner retard too dang

>>513154701
>Deflecting from your obvious bias
k

The fuck was that

SEQUEL IN MOSCOW!!!

NO UKRAINE DEAL MADE. FUCK.

okay good night niggers

NO QUESTIONS!!!! LOOOOOOOL OH FUCK IT IS BAD.

No deal - Trump has to call Bibi for permission

NIEXT TIEM IN MOSCAO

Vlad smiles
Trump does not.
Trump did not win here.
Nothing is finalized.
He is tired too.

>>513154127 (OP)
WOOHOOO TRUMP IS GOING TO MOSCOW BOYS!!!!!!!!!!

>>513154802
>no deal
Cope and seethe lmfao

>>513154743
Press conference has started.

https://www.c-span.org/event/call-in/president-trump-meets-with-russian-president-putin-in-alaska/435709

NOTHING EVER HAPPENs

another waste of $$$ of american tax payers. 0 progress. fuck trump.

>it's nothing
fuck you I'm going to bed

NExt Time in mOSCOW

As always nothing ever happens.

>>513154764
diet coke

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>tpg
Trillian Porn Guy?

>>513154444
why would they?
they want the US to focus on supporting only israel for Iran round 2.

>Next time in Moscow
>Uhhh I might get some heat for that one
Kek!

IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

>Almost as famous as the Boss
????

>No questions
IT'S FUCKING JOEVER

Hello everynyan
That was a good talk
Nothing happened
See you next time

>>513154826
Blame the winch screeching earlier about killing women and children

nothing ever happens

seemed like an amicable finish

Can we get a tl;dr of what Putin just said?

>>513154817
Good night

more useless waste of time in the history of waste of time

embarrassing for the world for such "country" as pedorussia and jewmuttia to exist

That's why I pray for WW3

>>513154859
no... NOOOO

>>513154816
Trump said it's not for him to make the deal, he's going to brief the Ukrainians and Europeans about what was discussed.

>>513154881
in your beautiful picturesque landscapes and clean safe beautiful society.

Putin sounds so effeminate, it amazes me that russoid slaves openly praise his leadership.

>>513154908
ROLL CREDITS

>English
Holy shit

>>513154905
trump pedo general

Best buds forever :3

NEXT TIME IN MOSCOW

NEXT TIME IN MOSCOW NIGGAS

>Maybe next time in Moscow ;)
kek

So... There was uh... um... what happened?

>>513154862
>still pretending to not be a dementia lover
Retard alert

Putin is such an autist lmao, how many times did he practice that phrase in the mirror

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/08/13/trump-to-present-minerals-deal-to-putin-in-alaska/

>They will include opening up Alaska’s natural resources to Moscow and lifting some of the American sanctions on Russia’s aviation industry, The Telegraph can reveal.
>opening up Alaska’s natural resources to Moscow

Jesus Chris lol...

>>513154928
>Nothing happened
You might've missed it, but we just re-established diplomatic ties. We're frens again.

>>513154913
I hate his smug face.

August 29 in Moscow boys

>came there for nothing
HAHA

>>513154913
CHUDDAH I KNEEL

oh woooooow it's a big good old nothingburger with a side of nothingeverhappens

2 more weeks right

>>513154888
that was so fucking hilarious

Putin : what do you mean Ukraine gets land, no deal

So they're probably at an impasse about Russia annexing Ukrainian territory, right?

ThE ArT of ThE DeAL! 8D chess!

>>513154998
No deal until there is a deal, simple as.

so what was the fucking point of all this then

>>513154779
Probably a nuke deal and business, they're saying he brought some 500 Russian businessmen with him.

>>513154952
typical highschool history lesson

will they take questions after trump has called his allies?

>>513154952
>We made some great progress today but we're still not there yet
In other words, nothing

Fucking Lame
>Gotta talk to my guys first sorry

>>513154986
Rarified

Zelensky is typing…

Fucking nothing. Putin says they have an agreement, Trump says they don't, everyone is friends, we're all sleepy from Putin's autism. Waste of time.

>>513154998
The only thing that ever happens, NOTHING.

>>513154996
tfw world leaders are irc chatters

lel drumpf is barely 2 inches taller than putlet

Trump did not look very happy

WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU!

>>513155032
kek they got shafted

Good thing trump did the b21 and f35 flyover. Without it there would have been no deal.

>>513154998
Trump said there was one BIG THING they couldn't agree on. I dunno if its some land swap, NATO membership or what. hes gonna make some phone calls to the Ukrainians and they will say "no"

>>513154995
waow

>>513154888
VERY NICE!

>>513154127 (OP)
Russia won

>>513155122
Kek

.............

Its cooling hostilities between russia and united states, its also tacitly signaling that trump agrees that ukraine will need to give up land to end the war. this is obvious to anyone with a brain, but jewlensky and europe refuse to accept this reality.

why is everyone sperging?

there was never going to be a 'deal'.... Trump can't accept anything on Zelenskys behalf, they just had to agree the next steps and post war agreements when he does

>>513154995
what fucking ai made this?

>>513155072
ah yes. Nothing. My favourite.

>>513154950
mogged

>>513155023
This is probably the biggest thing. As far as the war goes its probably going to be a whole lot of nothing. But trade between russia and usa will probably pick up pretty fast once the war is done. Or at least america is done with the war

>>513155077
Trump just said he wants to talk with Ukraine and Europe before he reveals anything

>>513154986
Kyoot flag Nonny ^_^

>>513155218
Shut the FUCK up

>>513155103
Yes. Putin will force Trump to follow his media strategy. Putin, after being briefed by Trump regarding the phone calls, will sit and speak with the media until they run out of questions.
He does this after every trade announcement and once a year. They average 5 to 8 hours long.

All that hype, could not even say cease fire. What a little bitch

>>513154217
>why didn't I say senk you

>>513155220
idk I meant to post this honestly. wrong file

>>513155147
>BIG THING
that's an immediate cease fire
Nope.

>>513155238
I assume Trump promised a trade deal and ending sanctions when Russia ends the war.

>>513154998

No deal was made between Trump and Putin. Europe and NATO will have to make a deal with Putin themselves.

Cough

>>513155196
>>513155218
>>513155238
LET THE COPES BEGIN AHAHAHAHA

>>513155286
I knew I smelled a frenchman

inb4 russia is asking to join nato again

>>513154958
Why are poles such insufferable faggots? Is that the end product of being raped by all your neighbours for centuries?

>>513155032
at least they got to shit in a bucket

So nothing happened?

>>513154950
Trump has no choice

Trump is waiting for Putin to get on a plane before bitching out on Truth Social.

Holy shit Putin spoke English, was this the first time?

>>513155123
There's a difference between an agreement and deal, ESL

>>513155008
>Proposals include giving Putin access to the rare earth minerals in the Ukrainian territories currently occupied by Russia.
Umm... I'd rather just have the land for myself and the mines too, thanks

>>513155360
Yeah

>>513155384
Very rare

What the fuck was the point of this?

>>513155384
No but its very rare for him to do so

Putin just dominated Trump, Donald looked absolutely rattled.

>>513154443
DEAL OR NO DEAL

>>513155238
Maybe those anons who bought thousands of dollars in Rasmnov will finally be able to redeem lmao

>>513155340
russniggers get assraped on a daily basis with HIV infected cum

>>513155309
Fuck you I want to know the best way to make a super realistic giant titty Queen Elizabeth for me to jerk off to.

big nothing

>WE CONCLUDED THAT WE HAVE TO NEGOTIATE
nothingburgerhere

>no deal reached
>Trump starts going off about Russia hoax
this whole administration has been fake and gay from the get-go

>>513155427
Merchandising

>>513155384
sign of submission

russnigers are submissive bitches in fact

There’s no deal. It’s over

>>513155450
Trump is a historylet. Easy to dominate

>>513154127 (OP)
I didn’t think there would be questions because some retard from cnn would just ask some dumb nigger question or something

>>513155427
Trump had his opportunity to finally suck Putins dick in person

>>513154605
> Mein Fuhrer
> Steiner was not able to secure Ze Deal

>>513155450
Putin is too smart for him. Also that guy has stamina, he can go for hours.

5 minutes until cope from Zivinskyy and Stoltenberg

Trump could be the first President to visit Moscow since Barack Hussein Obama

>>513155531
Sign of dominance. If trump doesn't go to Moscow he looks like a pussy

>>513155323
how is this cope? ukraine cannot win this war, especially if the us stops backing them. there is no way for them to end this war without major concessions, otherwise russia has no incentive to stop without taking the entire country. ukraines best option without a deal is a frozen conflict with russia occupying at least what it has now. eurofags just keep screaming "this is illegal!" but nobody cares about their gay rules, the world is about power and subjugation not gay leftist politics, hans

>>513155384
He's fluent in English and German.
Chance that Trump knows Russian too.
Students from the school Trump went to - Wharton School of Business - generally do learn Russian.

>>513154952
next time in Moscow

Hello, I'd like a burger with nothing on it please.

>>513155384
There video of him like 20 years ago speaking fluent English, he just pretends to not know English to western media

Putin had an entire speech written out and Trump just winged it. He seemed deflated. Almost thought he had a cold or something. I think Putin has made it clear that he will not be accepting anything less.

Cool to hear him speak english though.

>>513154952
IF HE DIES HE DIES

>>513155469
Drop the LARP.

>>513154952
The USA and Russia are brotherly neighbors and despite the past decade of subverting that relationship we should cooperate for peace.

>>513155605
sign of russnigger cope

>rump doesn't go to Moscow he looks like a pussy
he's already been to fuck world famous cheap russian whores, AIDS gratis

>>513155656
Can I get mustard this time?

>>513155427
The GOP wouldn't be pleased until they showed Trump sucking Putin off on an international stage. Did you think he pulled Bibi's chair just because he was a good guy?

No progress, and no consequences.

>>513155619
>circumstances never change
>everything is set in stone, pls give up
Stfu historylet and weakmind pussy

>>513155601
>the first president since the one before him

>>513155596
Stoltenberg? In 2025?

Everywhere, I see his face. Watching Jake Tapper on CNN, and I’m reminded that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

another episode of Buying Time with Donald
Nobel prize any moment now

>>513155673
Putin had to reassure his own people that he would stand firm.
Why would he care what Trump or Americans think?

Back to ancient aliens

>>513155721
Interesting you say Russian whores yet all I see is polish whores fucking black men in every town in England, you're the skanks of Europe while your men get no pussy

huh, what do you think this all means?

>>513155619
>le two more weeks!!!!!

>>513154127 (OP)
why does NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPEN?

>>513155786
He said a no no

HOLY SHIT A (((NOTHING))) JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>513154127 (OP)
I’m surprised Putin didn’t say he would nominate trump for the noble prize

>>513155721
stop malding mykhola, it's embarrasing

>>513155819
All you see is gaping buttholes of your cumrades HIVan

>>513155786
Did you see him sperging out earlier about getting his show back on live tv?

>>513155845
It wouldn't be proper to talk about any understanding between Russia and the US without first getting the Ukrainians and Europeans informed.

I REGRET STAYING UP FOR THIS SHIT
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS CHUD FUCKING DEFEATED ME AGAIN

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEAL
WHERE IS THE CEASEFIRE
WHAT THE FUCK THE FUCK

The imbeciles on msm are painting this as a loss for Putin. They're very wrong.
He goes away having stood his ground.
Trump does not. He flies away tired and sore.

>>513155893
>nothing could be here he said, out loud, to nobody

>>513155911
I have to agree with the rus, I fuck whores regulary and its 90% polish and 10% moldovan
why are your women so cheap and easy?

>>513155752
>>513155859
okay now this is cope. you don't even take yourselves seriously

>>513155845
It’s like the ending of the apprentice before the season finale

>>513155911
Fuck off back to Kiev volodymr stop larping as polish and go serve your yiddish president

>>513155925
>>513155929
IT LITERALLY HAPPENED

>>513155469
POLKSI STRONKSI! STRRRRROOONK

>>513155925
Relax, man. Haven't you heard them? There are still some points to be discussed.

>"TRANNIES ARE GAY!"
Was this really necessary or appropriate?

>>513155752
lmao, what path to victory do you see for ukraine? you germans talk so much but dont even have a military. we have been telling you to sack up for years. thats why you arent invited to these meetings, because your opinion is insignificant

>>513155954
It's a win win you retard, we're frens again

>>513155349
That's a garbage can, Sukhdeep

>>513155665
thats his clone

NEW
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>>513155845
This was supposed to be about the chunnel between Nome and Russia, the extension of the BRI. Also, even more importantly, the Arctic.
Apparently they never got to that.
Trump just gotta have his peace prize and that means no more shooting.

>>513156021
Unless Trump actually follows up on his secondary boycott for countries trading with Russia.

>>513155999
What fucking happened?

“CYKA BLYAT!!”

>>513155925
you learnt a lot about the russian history of alaska by your president himself be thankful

>if trump was president back then this war wouldn't happen
right because trump would be all for appeasement

>>513155678
you might like this

just got back from work QRD on what happened here? I was here 5 hours ago when he landed but had to duck off

>>513156249
Trump bent over and took it. No deal, no ceasefire.

>>513156199
NOTHING

>>513155845
Right now is the lunch they planned between all the business guys and Trump is skipping that to get UK/France/EU informed, NATO informed, and call that little jew in Kiev which will take the longest to deal with as he will kvetch nonstop but ultimately agree on the ceasefire

Then Trump flies home and announces that Hilldog owes him a Nobel Peace prize nomination and declares a ceasefire

>>513156116
They are doing that right now with Rubio and all the other cabinet guys Trump brought along. Trump is phoning people right now probably already got back on Airforce-1

>>513156397
in case anyone is wondering the font they use is called

>Instrument Serif

>>513154558
Akshually, it's every member of the Duma that has an "AIPAC guy"

>>513157045
Holy shit we must do whatever russia did!

stop worrying guys there'll be a deal in approximately 2 more weeks.

Israel has launched nukes at Iran in response, Ukraine was promised to be ethnically cleaned and for Jews to own.
With the war being ended theyve killed everyone in a nuclear hissyfit.

>>513157296
>collapse as a country and become completely and hilariously broke
it didn't even really work in that the rich jew oligarchs that run the place stayed, the lower end jews just left.

>>513157701
still worth a try!

>>513154181

So you want Armageddon to blow up your house and youd see that as #WINNING?

>>513155619
>russia has no incentive to stop without taking the entire country.
Are you one of those people who believe Russia has 1:1000 KDA ratios due to stalinium artillery being 6 ages ahead of NATO?
Otherwise what do you mean he has no incentive? How about slowly killing off your most productive demographic ( young men ) in a country with already shitty birthrates.
In Ukraine the problem is obviously even worse but to pretend it costs Putin nothing to continue the grind is silly