Thread 513155946

Journalists covering the Putin–Trump summit are being served burgers and fruit salad.

>>513155946 (OP)
at first i thought that was a single baked potato in that tinfoil

hope they are plain and dry or i can't eat it

>>513155946 (OP)
Does anybody actually eat bananas?

>>513155946 (OP)
Why are they served? Bring your own food lazy shmucks.

>>513155946 (OP)
Fig bars are pretty low tier goyslop, they're a bit tasty, but not that much compared to other desserty snacks. Still eat 'em though.

>>513155946 (OP)
thanks for showing the truth.
THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!!!!

>>513155946 (OP)
Looks like they couldn't get any McD's at the base.

>>513156214
i do, i blend them with whole milk and maybe some oats for breakfast.

>>513155946 (OP)
>fig bar
lmao

>>513155946 (OP)
>plot twist : here's what the burgers looked like

>>513156214
I do. They're a very low tier fruit but insanely cheap and a great option for when you're not actually hungry just looking for a snack out of boredom.

>>513156214
yeah?

>>513155946 (OP)
Not vodka and dried fisk? What a good meal for a glue sniffer.

>>513155946 (OP)
sounds good wish i had like 5x

>>513155946 (OP)
I like this fig bars

>>513155946 (OP)
We served our national guard glass in DC a few years ago, media should stfu and say thank you.

>>513156362
how is it that figs are easily top 10 fruits but fig bars are pure ass??

>>513156214
Yeah, gay faggots

>>513156214
Just bite them in a manly way.

>>513155946 (OP)
are they seething about that too? all journalists are fucking retarded and should be fed lead at this point

>>513156214
One of the only good fruits to it. Pretty much every other fruit has low vitamin amounts and high sugar.

>>513155946 (OP)
>being served burgers and fruit salad
they shoulda fed the russian propagandists their national dish - shchi, a bland, cold, cabbage soup.

>>513155946 (OP)
To think Journalism used to be considered an undesirable blue-collar job strictly dealing in facts. We should return to those days

Should've fed them McDonald's floor grease steeped in wagie piss floor shoe juice. Fuck journalists.

>>513156214
i stick them up my ass

>>513156214
Me, i just imagine is BBC

>>513156214
Australians cant be real

>>513155946 (OP)
I haven't eaten a lunch that good in at least 20 years if ever

>>513156362
>>513156490
What's wrong with figs?

>>513156465
I seem to remember those guys betraying their country at that time though

>>513156214
it's a better source of potassium than potatoes if you aren't eating the skin of the potato
I have to eat one every other day or so when doing real work otherwise my muscles start spasming a little bit

>>513155946 (OP)
it's anudda Fyre Festival

Only in the current year would something so vapid become a news story. They went there to report on the presidents of the United States and Russia, not post on social media about the fucking food they ate while doing so.

>>513156214
It is consistently the most sold item at Shart-Mart. Not joking. We used to have paramilitary death squads massacre brown people over bananas.

>>513156214
Good for magnesium, potassium and vitamin B. What's your problem bro? Don't want to be healthy? Try a banana after your wallaby stew.

love some fig bars

>>513156043
would have been more culturally sensitive to our guests

>>513157279
They were there to find the most negative thing they could and apparently that's it

why?
go to the store or mcdonalds
they're press, not diplomats why do they expect to be given lunch, americans dont even give kids lunches in schools
DOGE needs to get in on this

>>513157354
Gay guys break off bits of banana with their fingers and eat them that way so other catty gay guys don't think it looks like he's sucking a cock. That's probably his problem with them

>>513155946 (OP)
The sad thing is those look like high end box nasties from Elmo flight kitchen. I have eaten many of the crappier ones in my former time there.

>>513157490
They probably got huge banquets at vaxx press conferences

>>513155946 (OP)
Okay? They should be happy they got anything at all. Pay for your own meals you cheap Jew bastards.

>>513157421
Well they did shit their pants when DRUMPF! ate two scoops of ice cream that one time. They shit their pants again when his salt and pepper shakers were slightly larger than all the other ones on the table.

>>513155946 (OP)
More than they deserve.

>>513157652
it's why the media is in bed with the left, they treat them beyond their station.

>>513155946 (OP)
Sounds pretty good, would pose as a journo to get one.

>>513156792
They're more used to seeing them dance around in pyjamas

>>513155946 (OP)
Damn looks good. I can only afford rice and frozen chicken. I don't even want to know what a burger like that costs now. I'm depressed

>>513156409
>flag

>>513157894
Media are so low they don't even know they're scum. I really can't think of something less human than a professional liar

>>513156792
I’m 100% convinced that the entire concept of Australia is a really long-running internet joke that people commit to and pretend that they’re being totally serious even though everyone knows that it’s a joke, kind of like the dancing cat gif and everyone pretending like they don’t know that it’s real even though they know that it’s real.

Have you ever been to Australia? Pretty much nobody has. Everyone just knows of an Australian guy on the internet who speaks with an Australian accent and says that he lives in Australia, but he could very well be doing it as part of the joke, and everyone knows it but nobody says it because that ruins the joke.

>>513155946 (OP)
an odd pairing but I'd eat it

>>513159324
I've been there and they're beyond retarded. Sometimes you'll walk into a shop and the shopkeeper will ask wtf you want, like you entered his home. The shopkeepers that speak English at least

>>513155946 (OP)
>a disgruntled "journalist" leaked a photo of his / her "substandard" lunch box
Why are the American taxpayers subsidizing the lunch of people that earn 6 figure salaries and lie to them every day...

>>513159324
Wtf is this real

>>513155946 (OP)
What do they want ... rubber biscuits?

Journalist scum should be happy they get that.

>>513156465
This. "Journalists" should be grateful they're eating at all, and not getting dumped into the Bering Strait from helicopters into awaiting hungry orca pods

>>513160400
I just want the apple one.

>>513156289
They were invented in Newton, Massachusetts. They are one of the most jewish foods, right next to bagels.

>>513156214
The banana is the king of fruits

>>513161392
Apple flavor still triggers journalists

>>513156139
based burger connisseur

>>513156289
actual figs or dried figs are kino though

>>513156481
That picture is literally worse than 9/11

>>513156669
>shchi
>bland
>cold
Is it the Jews' fault that you're stupid, anon?

>>513155946 (OP)
Journalist kibble.

>>513155946 (OP)
the russian journalists have been bitching this entire trip. i dont know what they expected, its actually hilarious. and i looked on hotels.com and there were rooms available but they started at $550 a night, so their networks were just too cheap to pay for it and they made alaska setup a homeless shelter for them so they wouldn't freeze kek.

>>513156214
What the fuck is wrong with Australia?

>>513155946 (OP)
Did you fly all the way to Alaska to get some king crab and they let you down?

>>513156214
Look at the fucking monkeys reply to this comment
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE RIGHTS

>>513155946 (OP)
>provided lunches like school children
the cunts should be fucking happy they're getting given anything at all.

>>513156277
socialists always demand the government feed them

>>513155946 (OP)
Waste of tax money. We shouldn't feed them anything.

>>513156575
I don't peel them. I cut the tip off and scoop the banana out with a spoon.

>>513161504
Bagels are Polish, fren.

>>513161825
That's why you should never give some cunt anything because they just ask for more

>>513161825
I'm offended that they don't like our national food: burgers.

why the fuck are journalists getting food

its the same like why they get to fly on air force one and they cry if not invited

>>513155946 (OP)

And? It's one fucking meal being provided and they're complaining?

The journalists are trying to figure out how to bang some Alaskans for anchor babies anyway.

>>513156214
Who doesn't?
Only closeted homos don't eat bananas for fear of looking too gay

>>513155946 (OP)
Yummy yummy.

>>513156289
I’d eat the shit out of a fig bar at the airport

>>513162249
Contains sneed oil btw

>>513162372
Well it’s either that or a Reese’s peanut butter cup

>>513155946 (OP)
How terrible! They're supposed to be treated like royalty!

>>513155946 (OP)
i hope they`re poisoned

i would have served them each a bag of dogshit

>>513155946 (OP)
That fig bar cost the taxpayer $73

>>513156214
Yes. Great frozen for smoothies.

>>513156214
fuck yes we do

>>513162372
Not the one I just ate

Nigger.

>>513156214
With milk and peanut butter its so good, it lets me suck on a penis shaped item without remorse.

>>513155946 (OP)
>hot food next to cold
Diabolical

>>513155946 (OP)
I heard Putin was arrested by Ice shortly after collapsing on his knees and kissing American soil exclaiming, “freedom, yes?! God bless my new home, I seek amnesty!”.

>>513156214
if your body cant digest a banana then you have something medically wrong with your anus to stomach pipe

>>513155946 (OP)
that's pretty good for a peon-tier catered box lunch. most of the work conference sadness boxes I've had were just a shitty deli sandwich, an apple, and a bag of chips. these faggots are eating just fine and simply can't handle not having their asses kissed every waking moment

>>513159324
is that gif real????

>>513156348
>eating oats like a farm animal
good goy

>>513162651
Real men aren’t really concerned about what others think. Pussies miss out on life always worried about what others think.

>>513162514
probably
governments act like they`re spending other peoples money... oh wait, they are

>>513155946 (OP)
Why?
Those useless lying fucks should have to pay for their own meal or brown-bag it.

>>513162864
I also like to freeze the bananas then insert them in my asshole, I too enjoy doing what I want without thought of what others think.

>>513156214
Niggers do.

>>513163133
Damn dude imagine how good that would taste

>>513162955

Too much information but good for you exploring the various facets of the sexual experience. The sexual journey is best experienced without sharing your every experience.

>>513163173
You can taste with your ass?