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Anonymous (ID: dG9Wh8kU) United States No.513162913 >>513162958 >>513163047 >>513163139 >>513163177 >>513163427 >>513163639 >>513163701 >>513163794 >>513163800 >>513165568 >>513165719 >>513166322 >>513166395 >>513168206
LUNCH CANCELLED
I REPEAT, LUNCH CANCELLED
WW3 SOON
https://x.com/PolymarketIntel/status/1956505850731765912
Anonymous (ID: BZJHSu43) United States No.513162958 >>513163080
>>513162913 (OP)
Kinda weird to have a lunch late in the afternoon anyway don't you think
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513163047 >>513163444 >>513164626 >>513166695 >>513167954
>>513162913 (OP)
Why the fuck would they have lunch at dinner time?
When was the press conference like 4 or 5 pm est?
Which is like 7-8 in ak?
This is retard shit.
Anonymous (ID: iM+7XeEi) United States No.513163080 >>513163150 >>513163348
>>513162958
its like 4pm there
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513163100 >>513163212 >>513163504 >>513163642 >>513164713
7pm lunch cancelled, it is now a dinner instead
Anonymous (ID: SNWOONzT) United States No.513163111
This WOULDN'T Have happened if Dblumpftth was president!! SAD! Thank you for your attention on this matter!!!
Anonymous (ID: Qhv0MrB6) No.513163139 >>513163259
>>513162913 (OP)
When asked why Trump is eating two Big Macs he said lunch was canceled for the Russian delegation not the American one
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513163150
>>513163080
>its like 4pm there
Absolute retard tier post.
Anonymous (ID: YIFH8pEQ) Finland No.513163177 >>513163251
>>513162913 (OP)

Ooooh...I wish to know how juicy insults Putin said to Trump.
Anonymous (ID: 13/cH/6q) United States No.513163212 >>513163336 >>513163371 >>513163387 >>513163458 >>513163464 >>513163654 >>513163900 >>513164978 >>513165040 >>513166786 >>513167026 >>513169840
>>513163100
I still don’t understand what happened to this guy
Anonymous (ID: YIFH8pEQ) Finland No.513163251
>>513163177

Perhaps he asked about Epsteins's list.
Anonymous (ID: w/8Y8w/8) United States No.513163259
>>513163139
kek
Anonymous (ID: yUuwzfPY) United States No.513163283
Isn’t it courtesy to at least have a dinner if not lunch after the hyped up summit?looks like they achieved nothing
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513163336
>>513163212
He jumped into a very slowly turning turbine and got bonked on the melon, probably lived.
Anonymous (ID: BZJHSu43) United States No.513163348
>>513163080
We eat lunch at noon in America god damnit
Anonymous (ID: qXgpCy8S) United States No.513163371
>>513163212
You don't understand how a jet turbine works? Dude got chewed up and spit out. But really, this was just natural selection at work in the 21st century.
Anonymous (ID: w/8Y8w/8) United States No.513163387
>>513163212
just a psychotic break at an airport
apparently thought he could just climb up on a jet
but he either jumped or was sucked into the engine on the far side of the plane and it no doubt turned his head into ground beef
Anonymous (ID: VYO5/4bi) United States No.513163427
>>513162913 (OP)
I mean shit, they've probably already had TACOs so why bother with lunch?
Anonymous (ID: 4xhRjuJv) No.513163444 >>513163669
>>513163047
its 3pm in Russia

lunchtime for slavs
Anonymous (ID: pKOANBia) United States No.513163458
>>513163212
Either he jumped in, or the turbine had just enough speed to suck him in and mangle his top half before clogging and spittin' him back out.
Anonymous (ID: dG9Wh8kU) United States No.513163464
>>513163212
Head sliced by airplane machete
Anonymous (ID: mkyykTg8) United States No.513163504
>>513163100
Story? Trying to commit suicide?
Anonymous (ID: eklm53LS) No.513163579
Who cares about slavarinos, just pump my crypto bags
Anonymous (ID: 7bwjODny) United States No.513163639
>>513162913 (OP)
I guess they weren’t hungry
Anonymous (ID: ECIBpYIe) United States No.513163642
>>513163100
>I’ll be home for dinner
No, no I don’t think you will-ACK
Anonymous (ID: qZYYVsU+) United States No.513163654 >>513164876
>>513163212
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513163669 >>513165678
>>513163444
It's 3 am in Russia though?
Anonymous (ID: R4gX+qSu) Italy No.513163701
>>513162913 (OP)
I'm hungry. You can't cancel lunch just like that
Anonymous (ID: 5YTPn2R5) United States No.513163794 >>513165657
>>513162913 (OP)
Putins bodyguards probably didn't want to have to bag his poop up after the tacos and McDonald's. (Putins poop goes back with him, collected in bags, he doesn't want the US studying it.)
Anonymous (ID: poo6HXHs) United States No.513163800
>>513162913 (OP)
Judging by the lack of any kind of performance or halftime show I'm guessing they couldn't afford groceries either.
Anonymous (ID: lE1/NGdY) United Kingdom No.513163819
>WW3
if you count Russia (brap!) as WW worthy you’d have to call your fantasy WW5 as Iraq being about as effective at war as Russia (parp!) means there were two WW’s in iraq.
Anonymous (ID: 4GuMUNkB) United States No.513163900 >>513163984 >>513164123
>>513163212
air intakes sucked him into rotating blades, but they were idling so he didn't go all the way through
Anonymous (ID: yn8yVBwi) Germany No.513163928 >>513164018 >>513164222
guess nobody wants to eat the burger trash ""food""
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513163984 >>513164123 >>513164227
>>513163900
>Human skull going through an aluminum turbine that gets taken out by birds
Sure thing buddy.
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513164018
>>513163928
holy fuck I'm craving a burger so badly right now.
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513164123 >>513164256 >>513165114
>>513163984
>>513163900
can't we just be relieved that he's dead ?
Anonymous (ID: fXRtKcOd) United States No.513164222
>>513163928
Keep scooping rice into your mouth with the same hands you wipe your ass with shit monkey
Anonymous (ID: 4GuMUNkB) United States No.513164227 >>513164473
>>513163984
He didn't go through it, he bounced back out with enough force to defeat the suction. Like I said, the blades were idling. I very much doubt that plane would be cleared for takeoff without a thorough inspection of those blades.
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513164256 >>513165049
>>513164123
>Fighting a cassowary with a pool noodle
Just run them over like glow niggers Bruce!
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513164473 >>513164617
>>513164227
Unlikely there was any substantial suction, I'm sure someone would have radio the pilots to cut them to an idle, looks to me like he dove in and got smacked.
That engine is definitely not flying anywhere without a new fan blade at least.
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513164617
>>513164473
why ? so what if the blade is a little crooked ?
Anonymous (ID: g894MEN1) Australia No.513164626 >>513165488
>>513163047
4 hours behind. Lunch time.
Anonymous (ID: fGmFhtnr) United States No.513164713
How would you feel if your lunch was canceled?
>>513163100
Wow, that death really sucked. He will be mist.
Anonymous (ID: g894MEN1) Australia No.513164876
>>513163654
That's a rebuild.
Anonymous (ID: 0q1oi2+7) United States No.513164978 >>513165040
>>513163212
Nerve gas
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513165040
>>513164978
>>513163212
covid
Anonymous (ID: g894MEN1) Australia No.513165049 >>513165581
>>513164256
>cassowary
Emu
Anonymous (ID: IyMOiP0m) United States No.513165114
>>513164123
>the jump dodge at 0:25
Not bad. Starting to see how they won the war.
Anonymous (ID: t16Vkhgm) Denmark No.513165374
So it fell through? Shame. I was gonna go to Russia, getting bored of Danish pussy kek

>t. Turk
Anonymous (ID: 5eOZ8bGC) Canada No.513165488
>>513164626
Shit that's right. Still dinner time for trump and bed time for putin
Anonymous (ID: O62DlO8q) United States No.513165568
>>513162913 (OP)
I guess they saw that one of the reddest states in the US wasn't terribly happy with hosting Russian leadership. It's almost as if the American "right-wing support" for Russia you see on the internet is like .0001% of the electorate and a shitload of bots & astroturfing.
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513165581
>>513165049
Anonymous (ID: 3TnSPExF) Italy No.513165603
Nothing really happens jews build their gay temple
Anonymous (ID: RLXhuw1r) Canada No.513165657
>>513163794
this is the case for all the top ewes
Anonymous (ID: sBSw7hjx) Canada No.513165678
>>513163669
That's when they squat around eating seeds
Anonymous (ID: meZFmUvN) Brazil No.513165719
>>513162913 (OP)
It's impressive how dangerous a flu can be.
Anonymous (ID: LTjaMTh/) No.513166322 >>513166593
>>513162913 (OP)
Putin is so scared of being poisoned that he stopped smelling his own farts. No way in hell he would eat McDonalds at the white house.
Anonymous (ID: C2n7z6JM) United Kingdom No.513166395 >>513166985 >>513169190
>>513162913 (OP)
America hasn't looked this weak since the Boston tea party.
Anonymous (ID: o2aQPL7a) Poland No.513166558
I have it on good authority that this was because the Russians insisted on mexican
Anonymous (ID: dG9Wh8kU) United States No.513166593
>>513166322
Anonymously proxy-ordered fast food is probably a pretty safe nutrition source for a schizo
Anonymous (ID: tyZ8kS4V) United States No.513166695 >>513167575
>>513163047
>dinner time
4pm is supper
Anonymous (ID: 7eD7wrRV) No.513166786
>>513163212
Watching his feet it looks like he intended to jump and the intake assisted him, whatever part of him went in first got serrated into slices x centimeters apart for some portion of his body till he was spit out, a smaller scale is like putting a hot dog with a skewer in the center through a small fan
Anonymous (ID: licMNT6O) United States No.513166860
An entree of nothing with nothing on the side with nothing for dessert
Anonymous (ID: p10AMbGr) United States No.513166985
>>513166395
UK is more commie than Russia.
chud (ID: rXodFF9l) Uruguay No.513167026
>>513163212
Monkey pox got the best of him
Anonymous (ID: LVLB8EaL) Canada No.513167575
>>513166695
What is the entomology of that anyway?
Why do some people call lunch dinner and supper dinner.
Gotta be a French or Celtic thing.
Anonymous (ID: GaITL2E0) United States No.513167954 >>513168221
>>513163047
>4 or 5 pm est?
>Which is like 7-8 in ak?
What the actual fuck dude.
How can you be such a dumbass when we share the same timezones?
Did you show up late to work and that was the only VPN left at the street shitter troll farm?!
Anonymous (ID: jdgBbh0j) Canada No.513168206
>>513162913 (OP)
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Anonymous (ID: IJkF12bY) Canada No.513168221 >>513169404
>>513167954
I fucked up the direction of the time zones, settle down.
It's Friday go have a couple beers and a joint and chill out my guy.
Anonymous (ID: Q5u3Xuq7) United States No.513169190
>>513166395
>hosting a foreign leader looks weak
You are not a smart person
Anonymous (ID: 3YXZvWP8) Canada No.513169404 >>513169552 >>513171355
>>513168221
no sorry you get a beating now
Anonymous (ID: Cgr5JI7w) United States No.513169552
>>513169404
pretty gud ngl
Anonymous (ID: B+nOaDEr) Canada No.513169840
>>513163212
Winter vagina I'm afraid.
Anonymous (ID: YJgxhGPh) United States No.513171355
>>513169404

I'm mesmerized by that basket jump at :11.