Thread 513165962

What if hillbillies and city girls started dating?

>>513165962 (OP)
City gerls would get based fast.

>>513166082
first answer best answer, completion of thread

>>513165962 (OP)
Because hillbillies are largely nationalistic, religious, concerned with their local communities and want to be left alone, the jews have been pelting the world with anti-hillbilly propaganda since before the boomers were born. It is important that all of the qualities that make a hillbilly are so ridiculed, and that the people become such pariahs to the educated and worldly city folk that they judge the entire life as bad, as opposed to the jewish wealth-generating jobs in the cities. Abandon the countryside, goy. Come to the city.
Real hillbillies are good folk for the most part. They're wary, but if you can get past their guards, they're largely just some of the best people you'll ever meet. Don't belittle rural folk, anon. You're doing what (((they))) want.

>>513166483
no, they're not
stop projecting mutt fag

>>513165962 (OP)
>mmm yu gotcha a nice back-strap on ya girl, imma salt n pepper n butter ya right up before i eat cha
Or something like this, they are freaky

>>513166832
A fucking gypsy telling me I don't know the people in my country is laughable.

>>513166483
I know that, anon. The hillbilly way of life has always been based. Even in (((movies))) like Deliverance, Wrong Turn or Without a Paddle, I always ended up siding with the hillbillies.

There wasn't a hint of irony in my post. I genuinely think city girls would benefit from dating hillbillies.

>>513165962 (OP)
Hillbillies are too pure to deal with Inner city coalburner trash

the jooo hates hillbillies
so, they must be good
i live among hillbilly types
way better than the city
unfortunately, 20 years too late, the move
oh, well, live and learn

>>513167994
Isn’t it crazy to watch Deliverance and realize it’s about how getting ass raped by conservatives lives rent free in city lib’s heads?
“They want to violently fuck my butt!”
“What? Who said that???”
“They want to pin me down and fuck my ass for hours and hours without stopping as I scream in fear/delight! How could the Nazis do this to me?!?!”

>>513168660
The propagandist's goal is thus reached.

>>513165962 (OP)
I'm an edge of town dirt bike kid that wasn't accepted by either side, so I dated both city and country girls and made those retards seethe.

>>513168660
Kek. That scene always cracks me up.

>>513166483
>Because hillbillies are largely nationalistic, religious, concerned with their local communities and want to be left alone, the jews have been pelting the world with anti-hillbilly propaganda since before the boomers were born. It is important that all of the qualities that make a hillbilly are so ridiculed, and that the people become such pariahs to the educated and worldly city folk that they judge the entire life as bad, as opposed to the jewish wealth-generating jobs in the cities. Abandon the countryside, goy. Come to the city.
>Real hillbillies are good folk for the most part. They're wary, but if you can get past their guards, they're largely just some of the best people you'll ever meet. Don't belittle rural folk, anon. You're doing what (((they))) want.

>>513167994
That is one of the best movies I've ever seen. Even the supposedly gory deaths are all realistic and logical and not meme supernatural shit like godawful slasher movies

>>513165962 (OP)
They are converging towards the same thing so it wouldn't be that weird

>>513166483
>anti-hillbilly propaganda
not Li'l Abner
Abner
ohhh

>I know it's like shiloh, take it easy

>>513165962 (OP)
Perhaps.

>>513165962 (OP)
hipsters starting farms isnt a new idea, they went country in like 2012. its the ultimate version of Williamsburg hipster ideology

>>513170135
City dudes can't make it in the rural areas.

But city women can be made into trad wives and learn to chaw tobakee and shoot niggers and city tresspassers.

>>513170053
Lee was peak MEW. Everyone says that Lee was probably raped and killed by Jasper but I don't think that was the case. I think they actually ended up falling for each other.

>>513170368
they just made farms in upstate NY or wherever

>>513169972
Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm still pissed they didn't greenlight the sequel.

>>513170444
I thought she took a wheel to the face.