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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

fuck niggers

Why is this cop wasting so much time with 2 drunk dudes with several sober people watching over them?

>>513167168
fag dan prolly told em to stick with it
there is no other reason

Who are the babes behind these guys?

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>513167223
bout to find out
...
and dan cuts away NOW

Dude, she doesn't have to give you access to the trailer.

pupils as large as dinner plates

she's shocked he was in there

>>513167168

He seems genuinely intrigued by their buffoonery.

leftover pizza time
in the pan

Fascinating stuff, Dan. Your show really puts us in the middle of the action where the most exciting dangerous and real law enforcement encounters take place. Two nice, patient, cooperative, communicative, completely harmless young White men.


>>513166331
Our fantasy is Sydney Sweeney. Dan's is Sticks. When Sticks is away, Dan will play with other LE hunks.

>>513166492
bro he gets all the pussy and for pro photo shoots they groom you

these guys are gettin drunker by the minute, dan is creaming himself

>>513167493
Maybe she has udders, like a cow.

>>513167507
fuck - every thread someone mentions pizza and i have to go out and get some

>>513167517
Dan to producers: Maybe we'll get lucky and these two will say something racist I can use like the toddler with the gun two years ago I used for my anti-2A efforts.

>>513167493
She said one was broken. Maybe using a good bra to assist the broken one. Clear as mud

What's the catch with these leaf filters? Looks like it should be a standard for home guters.

>>513167555
Strange to tell a cop about your bras out of the blue

>>513167660
Let the puppies flop around at that point

>>513167697
>What's the catch with these leaf filters?
the price. they're prolly 10x more expensive than they should be.

>>513167697

They get clogged fairly easily with detritus. Instead of unclogging gutters, you’re just unclogging filters. But your gutters will be whistle clean!

>>513167697
they work like shit

>>513167697
They're ridiculously expensive and they can clog. If you listen closely, these types of systems typically advertise that your *gutters* will never clog, but they don't guarantee the same for the gutter guards. I researched them once, and pretty much none of them handle pine needles well either. I put oversized outlets and downspouts on my gutters, and now everything just washes down to the ground.

>>513167839
>>513167863
>>513167870
Oh,good thing I don't have them on mine.

she thinks it's hilarious that he's getting arrested

Cutie pie alert

took 20 minutes to arrest these idiots

>>513167941
Is she wrong?

Twink tweakers

>>513167967

tattoos

>>513168028
Everyone of these cops have tats. I bet even Fiesty got tats by now.

>rock, paper, scissors for a ticket
HE FUCKING THREW THE GAME

That guy is now off to molest those kids. SAD

I'm actually speechless. This show has exposed the race-based law enforcement practices that are beyond parody, understanding, and justification.

Flirt, giggle, dance, sing, rap and play games with BM/BF perps, then let them go

White perps: the opposite.

>>513168110
He knows he's about to get a lecture from his boss and a warning from the police union.

>>513168110

>tic-tac-toe
>best of two!

>>513167560
its me everytime
friday night is my families pizza night
so leftovers for OPL saturday morning

>>513167906
>oversized outlets and downspouts
Yeah,that seems to be the best way with these.

>rock paper scissors NUKE
I win

>>513168104

yeah hence the previous low IQ comments

>>513168195
then you owe me - send me some via Qantas

Wow who would have guessed

>>513168177
It’s great being White. Responsible for keeping everything running yet also horrible evil nazis who love killing minorities if left unrestrained.

>niggers beat me in rock paper scissors so I’ll let them go.
Riiiight
>>513168177
That’s the American way, anon

This nigger is talking his way into becoming a bullet sponge.

>>513168195

friday is also pizza night OPL

You know, an RPG would end this incident quickly and safely for LE

schizo break and the police are too scared to move in on 1 retard with 27 cops on scene?

america has a gambling problem

>>513168243
(((dan)))

I grew up playing the rainbow six games so it would be easy to shoot flash and smoke nades through that window and then C4 the door and bust in and neutralize the tangos

>>513168241
the talmud forbids tattoos

that family and that neighborhood seem incongruous (look it up)

>>513168355
Bet you we dont

>>513168451
not bad. now tell us LP stories

>>513168432
based

How the fuck would being in SWAT help

>>513168432


one thing the jews did right

enjoy toxic ink seeping into your body and harming your liver for no reason other than to look cool for other normies

>i was 340lbs
>tom spontaneously ejaculates

>>513168493
I don't do that no mores

>huge Survivor watch party at Buffalo Wild Wings
Peak America

Where do we think Curtis has been? Is he going to end up on the Black and Missing segment?

>>513168572
The 2000s were insane. It was the last decade in America where things felt hopeful for the future.


We live in fucking hell now. Literally.

>>513168628
they doing a new shaft movie maybe?

>>513168628
he in Wakanda

>>513168628
His commentary isn't usually very good.

>>513168659

I sometimes feel I’m simply being old and grouchy, but the last time I really felt anything resembling a broad optimism was like 2012.

>>513168712
I agree. I don't understand why they've never had Tom Morris Jr. on, even after the lawsuit with A&E was settled.

>>513168572

my mom would ask our neighbor for her recorded VHS copy of Survivor when she wasn't able to watch

truly peak america

>>513168628
this weekend he's empowering women of south carolina.

i HATE this grandma voiced bitch

>>513168712
we like when he says Arkansaur

>>513168628

He’ll end up hanging out with Sticks… away from Dan.

God women shouldn't be cops

Officer grandma is so fucking boring no matter what is going on.

Not one shot of Tollman so far. Fucking Dan, this show needs a new producer. Dan doesn't have what it takes anymore

he doesn't need to ID himself.

tom's new catchphrase is "yah man"?

>>513169080
asking for identification is a lawful order in all 50 states

What a clip for officer grandma. She got owned.

>>513169141
confidently incorrect, you'd be a great cop.

>anime stickers
End this baka

>>513169197
Why the fuck would it be unlawful to *ask* for ID? Anyone is free to do that at any time.

i swear they already played this triple play before.

wtf is this other car doing

>>513169249
a cop can ask for whatever they want. he didn't need to ID himself.

infinity drivers be like:
>ayo imma finna git dat felonee

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>513169265
> hispanic
Probably running coke

at a certain point you should just be able to magdump on these retards

>>513169263

I was going to make a joke about all shitty civic drivers seeming the same but I think you’re right

>>513169345
yeah with a follow car in case

>>513169249
When you get your license or ID you sign contract that you will abide by all laws in regards too it
if you look at your license it says property of the state that gave it to you.
People who claim the cops have no right to askk for an ID or driver's license are retards who never took the time to read the documents require to have them.

Good morning frens
did I miss anything good?

>>513169318
Trump's shart of the deal would find him drunk on the street, getting arrested for public indecency

They enrich our society so much. Thanks, Biden, for 10 million more of them.

Dan wants to keep them here.

Deport both of them

es my hermano, cuhh

Deport
>Deport
Deport
>Deport

>>513169080
Aren't there some states that you must identify regardless?

I wonder why no mug shot was shown.

I hate spics more than I could ever describe. Subhuman mexcrement.

>>513169409
Trump doesn't drink
His brother died from alcoholism

DEPORT
E
P
O
R
T

>whose wouldn't
3rd world spics apparently

at this point Dan might do a vtuber opl to make more money to fund his homosexuality

>>513169409
You're a speck on his shoe. He became the most powerful man in the world twice. If you voted for that thing Kamala, leave our nation and turn in your man card.

>>513169473
Washington state doesn't take them anymore

>>513169389
No.

>>513169409

YO LIL DONNIE

>wants to fix tail light
>staring at his exhaust
>durrie still in mouth

>>513169533
What a joke, how do they identify these guys? Both are out on bond and probably fled the state by now.

what is with old 50 year old faggots still relying on mama

>>513169485
kek, only a migafag would care to answer so seriously
>>513169526
kys, trump is israel's puppet

Only halfway through - anyone else feel like it's almost over

>>513169574
women shouldn't be doing anything except being pregnant in the kitchen

Bro, sometimes I think I'm fucking retarded (i am) and then I see guys like this either too retarded to function, or constantly in squalor and always in a shitty situation because of their own stupidity.

>>513169624
maybe in part. but he's the ONLY one doing anything at all to fight the bad people effectively. name anyone else doing shit.

>>513169559
YO LIL Putin

>>513169643
And they'll mess that up

>>513169471
it is unconstitutional to coerce someone to ID themselves without reasonable suspicion of a crime in all 50 states. whether or not it's worth the hassle to fight it is up to the individual.

>>513169672
I wish I was retarded.

probably too retarded to change a light bulb
but very well could have been a broken wire under the cover

>>513169672
You more self aware than they ever will be which means you have room to improve your life

>>513169672
they are the type of retards who cant just accept that they are retarded and need to work at burger king. they are always trying some scheme

>>513169678
bullshit... his half-measures are worse than doing anything at all

Officer Timbs with the Jawdens on

Reminder-this officer Wendy bitch let go a car full of spics with no ID, plates, insurance, or proof of ownership with her "one warning of the night". Wonder if this car will get the same treatment?

Based biker killer

>motorbike guy forgets he's a motorbike
>fucks with a car
>surprise

>swerve to miss road debris in your lane
>hit a fag on a bike
BASED

>>513169821

fuck off you cunt

>>513169847
Every time

>>513169672

I’m the same way. Sometimes I worry about how stupid I am but then I’ll see people who routinely do inexplicably stupid things or cause problems for themselves without realizing they’re the ones at fault.

>>513169884
wear your helmet :^)

>>513169950
kek

Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.

i hate jimmy fallon

>>513169950
brain bucket

>>513169922
sometimes i see /ourtard/ and i remember i am too smart for my own good.

How do I watch online, bros? OP says links below but I see no link...?

HELP A NIGGA OUT NAH SAYIN CUH BIXNOOD MUVFUCKA

>>513169997
actually interesting finally

>>513170021
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>513170021
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>513170079
jinx, you owe me a vegemite sammich

>>513170021
the tv app dot to

>>513170021
Peacock had a deal for $20 for the first year, not sure if it's still going on

boomer old bag worried about being watched watching tv

>i was watching tv
>someone knocked on my window
>i called the police
fuck you dan

Nye and Toledo are the two counties Dan should get back on the show

>>513170013

I hate him too. I was bored housesitting a few years ago and started watching the American fever pitch and was just baffled that he has a career in entertainment at all.

Hottest old lady on OPL

>>513170134
rule 1
never pay for anything ever

>>513170169
yeah slow night for us perverts for sure

>>513170116
Vegemite is better on toast, imo

>>513170188
you're 2.3 trillion late for that.

>>513170079
>>513170119
oh so sketchy pirate sites... no thanks! I like my computer.

>>513170021
>>513170079
>>513170091
Note: Sometimes you have to refresh the page a couple times before the play button will work.
Only the Reelz channel has that issue for whatever dumb reason.

>>513170215
better than what?

i'm so tired you of you retards, for real

They advertise these segments like that's what everyone is waiting for, come on get to live content

>both black
WHAT A SURPRISE!?

>>513170215
>Vegemite is better on toast, imo
A succulent Australian meal.

Die bikefag, die!

>>513170230
Shrimpfag confirmed. Filtered.

>>513170268
If you kill yourself you won't be tired anymore

i could watch this guy get wrecked for 10 hours

Bikers are such faggots

>>513170274
Why do they always look angry, or indignant about being photographed in a mugshot? Like dude you put yourself there.

>>513170287
Correction, virusfreeCHAD

hey bike nigger, how about you just fucking die

>>513170237
>>513170297
i hope you kill yourself

Bikers are literally the worst.

>>513170281
Want my keys, pal? Come and get it.

>>513170298
Sure you could Rabbi

>>513170230
did i say that
livestreams, 1337x and eztv can get you everything in existence
try not clicking on spam ads and you'll never catch anything

>>513170297
>>513170091
>>513170021
>>513170079
I truly don't get it man - spend the entire shilling a 240p stream that doesn't even work while theres a hd one that works
i don't get it
are you intellectually challenged?

Dude changed his name and shaved the beard, nobody will ever find sayim hayeed.

How about you stop letting people out on bail for attempted murder

https://katu.com/news/local/driver-arrested-in-beaverton-road-rage-crash-on-hwy-26-charged-with-hit-and-run-assault

Great job, judge. Let em all out, right? Doesn't matter that ankle monitors have been defeated for decades.

>samir
Pro tip, he's probably not in the country

>>513170287
fuck you're right god damn it
filtered

>try to kill someone
>they put an ankle monitor on me
>just take it off
kek we're retarded

>>513170391
Why do you care so much what stream anyone uses?

>>513170032
Thanks Mr. Irwin!

>SAMIR
deport

i don't get it man
I truly don't

>>513170032
never reply to trolls or gtfo

>>513170413
what ethnicity is this

>>513170440
i apologise

>>513167040 (OP)
I'LL GIVE YOU 60 SECONDS, NOW RUN

>mcdonalds
>bojangles
>adult video super store
>waffle house

>>513170418
i'm not even him but I just don't understand why intellctually challenged retards ITT stuggle for a StREaM when there's one that works flawlessly
makes me violent ngl

I support PIT maneuvers on bikers.

>>513170434
Takis and coke?

omg please drive straight through them all

Where is Samir when you need him

>>513170467
>Samir
Arab
>Pozzoto
Italian
>Filho
Portuguese?

>bikerfags acting like niggers
Typical

I'm crying thinking about the high speed chase thread with the bikes knowing my life peaked that evening

It’s almost like when you peel back softer layers of law & order (disturbing the peace, marijuana, etc) people will continue to push the limits until it’s total chaos….

US is full of trash people now. A nation is its people, so between that and the evil puppeteers, we're done.

bikers are bigger douchebags than cyclists

>>513170467
Middle Eastern

hope that fag crashes and kills that fat spic riding bitch

>>513170495
Oh no! Only quads can stop him.

>>513170492
accepted. fist bump. watch out for covid camps down there.

>get run over by samir
>he posts bail and leaves
We are Bongistan now

I wanna see one of these arrogant delusional cock suckers get starfish'd so badly.

please explode rev limited engine

one free pass for cops to shoot people like this

>>513169701
they will never prosecute a cop for a Terry stop. they can defacto ask anyone they want for ID.

Actually, in Louisiana, you do NOT have to identify yourself if you're not driving.

he still doesn't need to ID himself.

I wish samir was still here to stop them

What are his warrants for?

>>513170673
Apparently he does.

built like a brick shithouse, sounds like a 95 year old granny

would

>>513170524
cacahuetes y cerveza ligera

Imagine being enough of a fucking loser that you group up with a hundred other losers just to stir up shit on your little piece of plastic that you think makes you a god.
I would give anything to see a semi truck plow through all those cock suckers

>>513170467
Some kind of Italian Filipino hybrid a greaseball flip

>>513170707
i love her voice too

i gotta go
taking nephew to BJJ

thanks boys fuck kike spammers see you soon

>>513170730
pottery en movimiento

>>513170701
>this is legal advice
you're gonna side with officer "i'm gonna let these illegals go with a verbal warning"?

>>513170814
taking ur nefoo to get a bj? waht a sicko man

Why are faggot zoomers so obsessed with side shows? What happened to street racing? Street takeovers are fucking gay.
>>513170814
Enjoy your two blowjobs.

>>513170873
>may

>>513170730
Truth be told, when you're on this chimp-brain-illogical machine that can go so fucking fast it gives you a certain feeling of superiority. But unlike a Lamborgini, that speed can be had for less than a used Toyota.

>>513169146
She's fucking hot.

>>513170905
>if lawfully detained
buncha simps in here.

>>513170886
zoomers like being niggers, imitate everything they do like the faggots they are

>>513170907
The arrogant desire for a feeling of superiority comes before the bike purchase.
Total bikefag death.

>>513170730
did he make it to the moon?

he's not suspected of any crime lol

>>513171025
Woops, wrong brake

>>513171025
That delayed fire was pure kino. I laughed my ass off.

>>513171025
>The arrogant desire for a feeling of superiority comes before the bike purchase.
No it doesn't. Some people just get into a new hobby because it looks fun, then they find themselves on a used Suzuki and keeping up with supercharged corvettes on a silly machine. Its got 2 wheels for pete's sake.

stop talking and start telescope batoning

>>513170873
No, I'm just telling you what's going to happen here. He's going to identify himself.

>>513171073
I watched it live. He actually hit and bent the street sign hanging below the traffic light.

So what are his warrants for, drugs or stealing?

>>513171107
you son of a bitch

He has warrants for sure

>won't give his name
>he must have warrants
Sometimes I wonder how incompetent attorneys are.

>>513171025
i hope he survived :^))

Retard did nothing wrong

>>513170730
Anyone else see this live? That was a wild night.

>>513171165
kek

This windshield bitch again

Damn, that's a big dude

Another single mom who brings a POS into her life because she needs a dick?

whats with the McDonalds water

She's covered in trashy tattoos harboring a fugitive. What break is he cutting her by letting those gets continue the cycle?

>>513171288
I have never seen brass knuckles in real life

>>513171398

Jelly?

>>513171442
I have never seen a nigger in real life

That was his gf? Golly

>>513171483
lucky....

>>513171442
Visit your local flea market

>>513171073
Hopefully only some pieces of his skull did
>>513171083
kek, always gets me too. Classic comedic timing.
>>513171084
The same low IQ shit of
>unga bunga! Me go fast, me feel free & powerful!
>>513171137
Many such cases

This is Dan's idea of what to air on a family show. F U Abrams

Oh shit you CAN PIT a motorcycle?

>>513171442
Its a strange weapon in modern times. It must be heavy to have real impact, but the chinese sell them through arab headshops and amazon to white trash idiots who only have $14 for a self defense weapon.

>>513171480
>Jelly?
no one is jelly elon

Halloween themed commercials already?

>>513171194
I caught it just in time

>>513171194
I remember watching the OPL motorcycle crash. But I don't think it's that one I posted? Didn't that guy hit like a roundabout or something?

>>513171594
>unga bunga! Me go fast, me feel free & powerful!
Yes, exactly. Its a primal thing for men; shoot a gun and you feel like a badass. Build a building and that inner primate gets rewarded. You should try it, return to monkey and your life will get better.

>>513171442
I have. They're illegal here.
Carry this in pocket for a budget alternative.
t. grew up in a shithole with non-whites everywhere

>>513171723
anon i saw halloween candy in store this week

>>513171748
that was nye county and i think he died

>>513171789
>Carry this in pocket for a budget alternative.
You don't understand, you dingo. The type of retards that carry brass knuckles never really use them but its an object permanentae for their pocket carry. If they have $10 in quarters or $10 in bills, they're simply going to spend it. They don't really think beyond 72 hours.

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

>>513171934
No, just the triple plays were interesting and they're month old youtube clips.

>>513171819
I saw jack-o-lantern decorations at my local store as well

No shit he has warrants

>>513171934
20 minutes of 2 drunk white zoomers, 25 minutes of officer Grandma.

why does dan keep bringing in these randoms we don't know and expecting us to give a fuck

>>513172028
he's a serial abuser

even i know that cop can't speak english

>>513167040 (OP)
Nigger

>>513171777
checked
I don't doubt that there's some good thing, a rush or whatever, that comes from it. But as long as we both agree that civility & not being governed by our impulses (especially when we have plenty of data that it could literally kill us) is what separates us from monkeys/niggers :)

>trying to make a get away on a moped
I'm immediately reminded of those videos of Brazilian cops ramming people on those at full speed.

that was a pathetic triple play. dan is actively ruining the show.

That's a hard 38.

>>513172111
Also czech'd. And yes, have fun and ride fast, but theres reasonable fun and stupid fun. One will get you killed.

38?
damn son
I was thinking 68

>>513168210
Let’s flip a coin.
Heads I win tails you lose.

>38
No way

DOG

>>513172169
roids and cocaine
and buttsex

>38

Holy shit

new bread >>513172280
>>513172280

>>513172093
N

I dont know who i hate more Dan or Rizzo?

>>513172318
>>513172214
>>513172195
>>513172169
i think i might look like that when i 38 I have white hair now at 23