Thread 513171410

>>513171410 (OP)
I think almost everyone does that unless they're desperate and just have to go.
It's not due to privacy concerns in my case, it's unsanitary.
Yea I'm one of the dorks that'll tear off tissues and try to cover the toilet seat.

>>513171410 (OP)
I say this I do this. Pooping is a very personal (almost scared) act. I refuse to shit in some common toilet if I don’t absolutely have to

>>513171501
No one likes using public bathrooms. You're sitting your ass where countless other people have sat and shit. It's disgusting.

>>513171410 (OP)
I have known people who do this. My impression of the situation is that they don't want other people to smell their shits. They are doing it because they are embarrassed to take a shit. And they typically have a special bathroom at home too. That nobody can use but them.

>>513171410 (OP)
I regularly shit and jerk off in public restrooms

>>513171410 (OP)
I’m not afraid play an away game, but I definitely enjoy home field advantage

>>513171410 (OP)
Why would you shit at home when you can shit on the company’s time, on the company’s dime, and make your coworkers smell your diarrhea. Bonus if you never flush

>>513172130
I would fire you on the spot

>>513172130
Also no chance of clogging your own toilet

>>513172233
Thank G-d I'm not a McDonald's cashier then

>>513171410 (OP)
I once held a shit for 5 days while camping. Zero feeling to shit while out. Plenty of bathrooms too.
Got home and curled a soft serve that peaked over the top of the bowl.

>>513172130
at work we have no poop inspection utensils

>>513171410 (OP)
>homesh*tter
* WHAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS? FUCKING AMERICANS

>>513171410 (OP)
I have literally never taken a shit anywhere except my home.

>>513172233
Whatever, now shut up and get back to your chair in the corner while I shit on your wife

>>513172130
>bonus if you never flush
This sounds like an exaggeration but its real. Its an assault and you should go to jail for doing it. Its almost like being raped.

>>513172377
Hans, we hass nein poopeninspektenutensiler in der werkenhaus!

>>513172046
I only jerk off in airport restrooms. It's the only place in the airport I can hit the vape so I try to kill as much time there as possible.

>>513171410 (OP)
I refuse to poop without my bidet

>>513171834
Thats what the cowboy hat is for. You do use the cowboy hat right anon?

>>513172573
>poopeninspektenutensiler
actually it's called stuhllöffel, which translates into poopspoon

>>513172569
>almost like being raped.
The way you smell shit is fecal matter particles entering your nostrils against your consent.

>>513171410 (OP)
Bunch of fags ITT don't estabilish their superiority by leaving a shitstain on every toilet they can. Also, you're all pussies, if I can do it here and not get sick, you on your first worlds should have much cleaner shitters.

>>513171410 (OP)
it's epigenetic. shitting is a vulnerability to predators. only NPC's shit regularly in public.

>>513171410 (OP)
I actively avoid it. One it is about wanting privacy. It is about respecting boundaries. I am feel like I am overextending into some else's boundaries If I relieve myself in their domicile.

>>513171410 (OP)
Ich bin ein
>h e i m s c e i ß er

>>513171410 (OP)
My house is a five minute drive from work. If I didn't take a huge dump in the 20 minutes from when I was awake and getting ready for work. I will drive home on my lunch break and shit. I need quiet and comfort. Communal toilets are gay and degenerate.

>>513172763
what?

>>513171828
Why are you scared? Because your gay asshole is btfo?

>>513171410 (OP)
Homefield advantage.

>>513172747
>Armageddon i need a squirt of water on my bum bum to dookie
Autism

>>513171410 (OP)
I got ass acne from using a toilet at work. I guess I should've brought a Clorox wipe but I thought the thin toilet seat paper would protect me.

>>513171410 (OP)
>disgusting germans try to pressure each other into disgusting poop related practices like shitting in a toilet 100 other people have shat in today instead of just using your own clean toilet at home
I wish I could say I’m surprised but I’m not.

>>513171410 (OP)
I don't mind pooping in publix restrooms except their toilet paper is usually really shitty (no pun intended) and I can rub my asshole raw trying to clean it.

>>513171410 (OP)
isn't everyone like this? or i'm missing something

>>513173383
I just moved away from the shitwest where germutt gengstalkers talked to me outside of one of those park restrooms whilst I was shitting, insulting me telling me to stop talking in ebonics to make fun of niggers when I'm alone

>>513171410 (OP)
>worried about shitting in public
I bet niggers don't have this problem. Someone should do a study on it

>>513173465
Right? Are there people who prefer to shit in a public restroom?

>>513171410 (OP)
So it's true polaks spent Saturday night scouring the internet for variations of the word Scheisse?

>rent free in your head dumbass

>>513172995
>sitting on the same toilet as niggers
you probably already have anal herpes from the splashing water and don't even know it, mlk nojento do caralho

>>513173882
There are fags that only cruise public restrooms to suck dick and fuck each other in the ass there so you tell me

>>513171410 (OP)
Germans sit down to pee.

The problem is when you shit and sometimes it splashes and hits you in the asshole.
If this happens in a public place you now have the piss and shit molecules of possibly thousands of people on/in your asshole. I'm not sure if diseases can be caught this way but it seems possible.
If i truly must shit in a public place I'll put some toilet paper in the water first to basically cushion the fall of my poop so it doesn't splash, little protip for my fellow heimscheibers

I shit everywhere but home

>>513173935
>and don't even know it
So a disease so deadly I wouldn't know I have with a cure so safe the gov needs to force it? I'm healthy, martin luther king afrescalhado do caralho.

>>513173935
>working in a place with niggers

>>513174075
all men should sit down to pee. Their pee gets everywhere. Its ok if you are in the outdoors or have a urinal but you should sit down to pee when using a toilet.

>>513171834
have you ever shit in a pit toilette like in national parks or deep in the country? you litterally are pooping into a giant hole like 10 feet below filled with everyones shit for a whole summer

>>513174075
I do at my girlfriend’s place. Her walls are thin and the gas comes out easier and more silently when you sit down.