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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

sneed

Threads moving fast. Opl is back.

What the fuck is this scene?

>We found a credit card reader on their front seat
>We think they might be skimming the gas stations
Two things come to mind
1) Somebody tipped them off - you don't just randomly make assumptions like that
2) The dog probably didn't actually alert, but they just used it a pretext for the search

afternoon frens

>>513172366
Surprisingly pretty entertaining ep tonight

Niggers
Are
Not
People

#yidsrapekids

>>513172354
feed

just arrest her dumbass please

>>513172280 (OP)
these arkansas turd cops need to go fight some real crime

She's fucking BAKED

>Going down the road and smoking weed while driving is a crime
>...What?
Yeah, she's gonna spend the night in jail

>>driving down interstate and smoking marijuana could be a dui
>shakes head in bewilderment
>>it's just like drinking and driving
>never thought about it that way

>>513172509
Stoner retards driving baked and risking actual humans' lives IS real crime, nigger.

bet that bitch is always borrowing money for her bills

>>513172403
>2nd point
Officer said he found a joint in the side passenger side, which was what made the dog signal.
Still, I think your first point is right and they were looking for them to screw up to make the pull over legal.

>>513172509
it's crazy how they speak english fine on 4chan but never on OPL

>>513172509
I only see them making stops on the interstate Hector. Not sure how much else they patrol

Do cops ever give DUI for weed?

>>513172648
have to get a warrant for blood test then those cost more than dui ones so they dont care really

>>513172619
I know they sometimes say the dog is not trained to alert just for weed, but this dog could be trained for it.
These guys are obviously riding dirty - just seems like a huge leap for the cop to say "They were skimming credit cards at the gas station" from so little information

>>513172509
ah yes another DUI enthusiast. stay off the road.

>>513172648
Probably, but the case will most likley be dropped because there's no standards for what is "over the limit"

>>513172410

I just noticed some white hairs on my face this year. I’m 38.

"I don't feel no ways high!"

-Hillary

>>513172738
Interesting, i have not seen them in the wild in a long time

>>513172824
It still costs me $45 to fill up my tank. I'm already seething. In the middle east its free.

>>513172558
no shit, give her the ticket or the arrest.
these guys treat it like it's hard to decide
>>513172628
it's by choice
>>513172793
fuck law breakers, just throw them in the jail, let the courts deal with it

>>513172799
hows the wrinkle situation though

>>513172648
There was a cop on here recently who pulled over a stoner who was swerving and who admitted to smoking weed and he let him go and told him to be careful.

>>513172947

I don’t really see many but I may just be blind to them. I’m an oily bastard which seems to help.

I hope this driver gets rekt

look at this purple haired homo getting arrested

that lady cop just fucked up and jumped the gun when the other cop said he had command and was running the scene

>>513172858
in a real world this would have torpedoed her career but media hid it as usual

>woman cop approaches him alone
>You hear the arresting cop's female fatigue

dan, this bitch is NOT a suitable heather smith replacement

Female cop just runs in without the car being cleared

>blue hair
>black beater
>spiked choker
>camo shorts

>gun pointed at trunk when they open it
waht are you gonna shoot someone if they got kidnapped?

>>513173050
>>513173097
If this guy had a gun and some last minute fight in him she'd be dead

>>513173137

I was wondering that. Those trunks are slightly bigger than shoeboxes too

>>513173137
There have been cases in the past of people hiding in trunks, back of box trucks, etc who don't want to be found
Better safe than full of holes

EVERYBODY DAMP RID

>>513173137
No, niggers can be in trunks too.

The two faggots from modern family must be on some good prep

>>513173272
I fuckin hate trunk niggers, they're the worst

is everyone in USA tv ads a faggot or a stuid woman?

Yo, what's good, chat?! It's been a hot minute since I hopped on stream, huh? Aight, so, you guys remember that insane story from, like, over a year ago? That unhinged cop from Nye County who just yeeted himself at some poor homeowner, smashed him through his own damn window for literally no reason? And then—get this—had the balls to blame the homeowner?! Like, what?! Yo, does anybody in chat know what happened to that clown? I’ve been wondering what kinda karma hit that dude. Drop some deets if you got ‘em!

>>513173137
you never know where you're gonna find a nigger. might be in a trunk, a trashcan, a porta potty, a bbq smoker, a boat cover, you just can't be too careful

>>513173392
yes

>i do a lot of rap
ancestor cry

omg this faggot's butthole is crying

>I have never even fired the gun
The only thing worse than a noguns is a hasguns who has never used their guns
>ICP, Eminem
Yeah, we know...

What the fuck is this idiot saying?

>>513173468
It's "free flowing".

>>513173482
He was free flowing

>>513173530
translate nigger babble

>i was playin with my son, and i misstepped, tore my meniscus
fuck i hate life.

>>513173649
Is that a bag of candy?

That's a big bag of meth

>Yer balls ain't that big
God bless Officer Infowars

they SHOWRD HIS DICK ON CAMERA

>>513172738
no gloves :( cringe

oh he's fucked
good

>>513173688
Well, I'll be.....hey Lester, how did that get there.

We search balls and all baby

They showed his pubes and dick on national TV. That was involuntary pornography and Dan is fucked now

>>513173759
you wish

>>513173904
Rewind it

>>513173759
>>513173863
I didn't see anything

>>513173962
>Rewind it

>>513173996
those faggots are wrong, they didn't show nothing

>>513173348
The fat one is straight

>>513174061
nope

This dude probably has Mexican cartel connections

>Be a beaner
>Have ice in your Range Rover
>Get a hold for ICE lol

>>513174061
Crazy how people will just lie on the internet

>>513174181
he's in deep shit with somebody at this exact moment

>>513174244
I swear to Allah

>remove all gutters
>Profit

Just for the dudes of the 4chan /opl/ thread.

bunch of weapons and a dildo

>Want a bong hit?
No.

See you fellas tomorrow night! Hopefully I can’t find out what happened to that asshole cop from Nye county

>I'm not gonna lie
Even though you just lie. These guys are runners. Deport them.

>>513174667
we'll keep you updated.

>>513174720
>These guys are runners.
100%
>Deport them.
110%