>>513172533 (OP)
listen shmuley
i like dogs and cats, they're neat, innocent little beings
>although a bit mischievous
i just don't want to be the caretaker of either animals' FECAL MATTER just so i can be prevented from going out at night to meet friends or miss the chance to go on vacation because they're my "fuzzy snuggle buddy"
should i feel the urge to cuddle any puppies or kitties, i'll just pick up a feral cat with an oozing eye off the street and hug it instead
at least then I'm not responsible for picking up it's SHIT