Thread 513174325

Women are at best bisexual there is no such thing as purely homosexual women if you enjoy fucking yourself or getting fucked with dick shaped objects then on some level you are objectively straight and you just have men issues or (most often) you are just an ugly butch dyke who was never able to attract a man which is why your trying to change teams.

There is no lesbians, just ugly chicks and degeneracy.

>>513174325 (OP)
Xir this is the politics board

KEK the absolute STATE of copium ITT. >no such thing as lesbians
Tell that to the half-naked bulldyke next door tonguing my sister's gash hard enough to start a campfire. She's 4/10 on a mercy scale yet still drowns in more pussy than any (You) mouth-breathing incel ever will. Why? Because chicks actually get off on someone who can find the clit instead of rage-sperging on mongolian basket-weaving forums about "dick-shaped objects." Stay mad your 3-inch turgid disappointment can't compete with a $20 amazon rabbit. Maybe if you hit the gym, showered, and learned how sentences work, some drunk 4/10 might pity-tug your chode. Until then seethe harder while actual dykes keep raw-dogging your onetis with strapon better than your soggy pringles-can dreams ever could. Cope, dilate, and then rope—it's your only path to ascension, faggot.

>>513174325 (OP)
Any “sexual act” that a lesbian couple performs on each other would not be considered sex if a man performed the same act with a woman.

>>513174921
New copypasta just dropped

>>513174921
These retard bots are uncanny.

>>513175153
true and factual
>>513175078
idk wtf you mean if she straps on the dolldough and goes to poundtown on her how is that not a sex act if a man did the same thing?
>>513175196
attention starved neet

Lesbians are opportunists. There is no true female lesbian.

>>513175283
>Virgin male straps on a dildo and goes to poundtown
>male is still a virgin

>>513175391
ok the men are not going to put a fucking dildo on when we have the real thing like what the fuck???

>>513175441
Like I said, lesbians are incapable of having sex with each other.

>>513175153
Idiotic take. You can't really give oral sex to a vagina toy (isn't the sole purpose to give pleasure to the woman and actually taste the fucking vagina?). There wouldn't be a point in having a fake vagina to finger. Have you ever thought of the fact that maybe penetration still feels good physically and they simply don't want to fuck men?

I have no idea why people are so collectively stupid about this

>>513174325 (OP)
All lesbians should be raped. If they don't want children, we gotta force them to have one. That's what they do in Africa. If they're doing that over there, why aren't we doing this in the West? Find a lesbian and give them some dick. RAPE LESBIANS!

>>513175502
you're brown

>>513174921
>Until then seethe harder while actual dykes keep raw-dogging your onetis with strapon better than your soggy pringles-can dreams ever could.
holy shit I instantly became rock hard upon reading that.

>>513175480
In the sense that they cant have REAL heterosexual intercourse yes this is why its simulated with plastic.
>>513175531
do you want to rape uggos though? Do you want to be responsible for raising the freak that comes out of her? Ive dabbled in dragon slaying but some of these dyke bitches are on another level

>>513174325 (OP)
all women are lesbians.
They only lied about being lesbians to get someone to support them. Now they get paid for nothing they don't need men

>>513175738
>its simulated with plastic.
Exactly why a woman who only ever shares intimate moments with other women will always remain a virgin

>>513175502
>wall of AKSHUALLY

Are you retarded or just A.I.?

>>513175873
Yeah but even if their financial needs have been met by the state she will still go out and seek chad to sodomize her

>>513174325 (OP)
I've always gotten along with them, I don't hate them, they're not sluts so I respect that.

>>513174325 (OP)
Lesbians aren't real
homosexuality = hypersexuality
https://archive.is/ZROXF

>>513174921
Post sisters lezzy feet

>>513175502
I am a strict lesbian and I have a variety of fleshlights that I regularly tongue fuck and finger, desu.

>>513174921
>>513175614
I want to get yuri NTR'd, well not really, ideally, I have a faithful marriage but if my wife were to fuck a woman I wouldn't mind.

>>513174921
t. Seething dyke
Hmmm now why have i heard so much about lesbian bed death?

>>513174325 (OP)
It's just a cope, as in 'middle finger to all men HAHA!!' that's why they are vocal and loud.
It's funny the other day I saw a lisbos couple in costco, and the 'male' one had her head shaved covering her body in tattoo and trying to walk like a man, then a scrawny teenager walk next to her and you can see how male body mog the shit out of her, her shoulders are meek I bet the kid can beat the shit out of her, not even a man

>>513176220
When did men give up on you and why are you so ugly

>>513176112
Lesbians can't get pregnant otherwise they wouldn't be lesbians

>>513175502
Holy fuck……

>>513174921
Attention all you fucking lesbians out there, it's time for a giant wake up call. You say you don't like men. When you say this, what you are really mean is that you don't like having a big hard cock inside you. Well, that would be perfectly okay if it were true, but it's not; it's a total fucking lie. Oh, you don't like cock? Well then I guess when your partner makes love to your vagina, all she does is lick your clit. She doesn't stick a couple of fingers inside you, because you don't like that, and she never slides a nearby hairbrush in and out of your wet pussy, because you are disgusted by all things phallic. And it pretty much goes without saying she never EVER uses a strap-on and fucks you so hard that you can't walk the next day; that would by icky like men. And most importantly, the two of you never get a double-sided dildo and hump each other until you both collapse from exhaustion. Since you hate penises so much, I'm sure the above situtations must thoroughly disgust you.

Except that they don't. You and your little lesbian fuck buddies use cock proxies in your sexual intercourse all the fucking time, then turn around and claim that you don't like men. Well, you're a goddamn liar and you're not fooling anyone. You may enjoy the company of women, but deep down you also secretly crave dick as well. So stop fucking lying to yourself; you're not a lesbian, you're a bisexual. And the sooner you fucking admit it, the happier you and everyone around you will be. Now go out and find a guy who understands the concept of foreplay.

>>513175531
While I don't think that strongly, I agree with the general sentiment that lesbians should at least be forced to bear children. I don't care if you shack up with chicks in the off time but you need to at least carry your weight reproductively.
I'm even open to doing the insemination through medical means rather than direct, as long as you do your part.

>>513175502
Anon that's just masturbation.

>>513175531
We call them "dykes" for a reason. We used to burn them tied up to huge earth structures like pic-rel called dykes where we would either humiliate them or publicly execute them. Our ancestors didn't fuck around with degeneracy.

>>513174921
>normal conversation going on
>randomly starts sperging, accusing everyone else of coping and seething in lengthy larping rant

>>513176749
No anon. Dykes rape kids. They shouldn't be allowed near children unless they are willing to become straight again.

>>513174325 (OP)
>lesbian
>female partner looks so ugly that she could pass for a dude

what is the point of even being a lesbian if your female parter looks like a guy? i don't get it at all

>>513174325 (OP)
They're real actually. It's because girls are really good-looking and they like to cuddle with each other. They're built for cuddling and it's easier. They don't have to deal with buff strong masculine men. They also fight a lot more and hit each other a bunch

>>513175502
All men are lesbians

>>513177184
because the women engaging in homosexuality are so ogrish that they have no choice but to settle for the short haired tattood lot lizard

>>513177184
It's a good thing east Asian countries are importing black and Indian mento solve the population crisis. Those sillyfaced gook women deserve the joy of bbc

>>513174325 (OP)
Futa on female is the only valid form of hetero sex.

>>513177242
Chads existence nullifies every excuse women have for being gay. The pretty ones have no reason to be lesbians because in the end Chad exist. Most lesbians are fat ugly dygenic leftoids that even a manlet could beat.

>>513174921
Holy fucking shit, OP utterly DESTROYED by this post. He should never post ever again

>>513177242
>They are real
>Girls look good
>Girls Like to cuddle
>Girls domestically abuse each other
Ok how the fuck does any of that make a case for lesbians being real you fucking retard? you might actually be a woman because god you are fucking stupid

>>513177275
This. All dykes look ogre & dygenic.

>>513177379
Jews hate futa, as futa is a product of eugenics and art.
Jews want bearded negro women with flat chests and broad shoulders. And kids.

>>513174325 (OP)
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proof lesbianism is real

I'm a tranny and a lesbian fingered my neo pussy once. If ur interested how it happened I'll type it out.


It's pretty wild actually having a real lesbian moment knowing full well I used to be a dorky guy who couldn't get pussy yet had a reasonably large penis, had.

>>513177545
So where's the lesbianism?

>>513177550
>neo pussy
Burst out laughing.
As a concept it's idiotic, like paying interest. But that's the species.

>>513177550
Obvious fag

Im going to bed youre all lesbians

>>513177587
>girls checking out girls is not lesbianism

>>513177607
If I say pussy you guys give me shit, this is the first time I said neo pussy. It looks normal and no I'm not posting it to get a 3 day ban again.

>>513177518
You're really fucking goddamn dumb and stupid.

>>513177665
Not a fag. I'm a straight woman. I only date men. I wanted to tell my lesbian encounter but you actually have to say yes I will hear it.

>>513174325 (OP)
Women would rather lick pussies than be with an average man.

>>513177550
Your dog is a lesbian ?
You mean pawed your gash

>>513177745
Dated one average man and he had smega and sweaty palms. Best part was I had to fix his car on the date because he was too retarded to use a fuse box. Then I realized my man side came through too much. I'll never fix a bfs car again.

>>513177689
You're retarded. They weren't checking her out. They were noticing she was the one getting attention. It's a fashion show, & all those girls are probably competion with other.

Please get off the Internet

>>513177744
Tits or GTFO

>>513177745
You’ve never been around women have you

>>513177806
No a real lesbian, a hot Irish model on vacation, she pulled my panties to the side and rubbed my clit for an hour straight. But it's a good story if anyone wants to hear it.

>>513174325 (OP)
Nah, they real

Real pathetic.

I mean, I get it, I like tits too. But in the end they just want a dick put in them.

>>513175502
>Have you ever thought of the fact that maybe penetration still feels good physically and they simply don't want to fuck men?
>want to get fucked by a dick
>can't admit it

>>513177825
Even toddlers know you’re a man

>>513177825
>guy fixes cars
>it's a dirty job
>"ew why are his hands so dirty"
You can't be this stupid.

>>513174921
Found the dyke

>>513177889
You don’t have a clit and some bum on the street isn’t a model

I think troons travel to this board from reddit thinking that they will win a "gotcha" and everyone will clap. When in reality they probably come that much closer to the short step upon reading our replies. Fuck em. Degenerate blasphemers

>>513178004
Yeah I do and it was at a high end bar in a very nice area
Do you want to hear the fucking story or not? It absolutely infuriates lesbians and makes them enraged.

>>513178092
I've never used reddit and I've always been far right so eat shit kike faggot.
Just because I'm a tranny doesn't make me lame or non passing.

>>513176379
Dude what the fuck

>>513178254
yeah

>>513174325 (OP)
>Women are at best bisexual there is
, yeah women are lesbians by nature.

>>513177888
>t. virgin

>>513176220
tits or gtfo

>be me
>be tranny
>recently fully recovered from bottom surgery
>didn't tell my female friends, never told them, being trans never came up once between any of us
>I had lied and said I was taking care of a family member for a month, God im such a liar
>to celebrate my return to town my gal pals wanted to do a bar crawl and get fucked up
>we went from bar to bar having either shots or mixed drinks, I would bum cigarettes off guys and get a few digits from them
>I got pretty sloshed and we went to the last bar, i was pretty out of it
>get to the bar and my friends all disappear
>just sitting there alone
>don't find it strange nothing but girls my age at the bar, no men in sight like at all, didn't register
>few minutes roll around and the bartender says a girl at the end bought me a strawberry margarita
>wave thanks and drink it
>she comes over a few min later
>Holy shit she's absolutely beautiful, like blonde and skinny and beautiful, radiant
>she actually said she thinks I'm cute and attractive
>felt flattered
>she sits down and we talk for a long time about anything and everything
>she then asks me if I want a smoke, I say I'm dying for one
>we go out back in the beautiful garden/smoking area
>tiny cramped bench
>we chainsmoke half the pack
>she suddenly reaches out and kisses me
>I've never been kissed by a girl in my life ever
>her lips were so soft, she reaches out and grabs me and we open mouth kiss for half an hour solid
>as we're making out she reaches her hand between my legs and under my dress
>moves my panties to the side and I feel her cold finger gently part my pussy
>literally fingering me
>I orgasm right on her hand as we're kissing
>I lay back on the bench and pant
>I literally cried and said thank you, we kissed more
>then my friends come over looking concerned and tell me we're leaving, I try to get her contacts and she said she's only in town for a gig and the leaving the country.....
Continued

>>513178803
>be tranny
>Continued
Please stop

>>513178803
>I sigh, drunk but wearing off
>she thanks me for the moment says she never did that before

Turns out my friends took me to a lesbian only nightclub, they said they go when they are drunk and don't want men to flirt with them while being vulnerable. They were kinda shocked I did that because I'm straight and only date men.
Sarah was the only female I've ever kissed to this day, I literally have only ever dated men and had sex with men in the role of a woman. I've said this story a few times on other boards and lesbians claim I'm a peice of shit man who conned that woman. Sorry I'm stealth and pass not my fault.

I don't feel the need or desire to ever hook up or flirt with a woman again. I like men.

I bet if I posted my boobs I'd get a reply, God why do I deal with men....